💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    698
Okay, Nick just basically admitted to paying April to keep her mouth shut. About 53 min. into the stream. There was also a veiled threat.

Edit: To clarify, he was engaging in word salad but it was rather obvious.
 
God, this nigger is falling for the lowest hanging fruit.
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Oppositional defiance in full effect.
 
At least $831,000 of that "million" is the house that he lives in. And I'm sure the remaining $170,000 is just him either rounding up or else counting his two cars as wealth.
I remember him saying the house is in a trust that his kids are beneficiaries of. So perhaps some creative accounting / calculating.
 
This three-way war between Ralph, Mersh and Nick over the "honor" of a dirty trailer trash woman from Florida becomes progressively more entertaining. Please. Please. Take all this court and bring it in front of a judge. HROs for everyone now! And all three of these morons (including Ralph) are clearing playing and/or being played by Florida Woman.

Rekieta is seeing more court time as a defendant than he ever did as a lawyer.

Really, I'm waiting for the Barneswalker book:

"How I got Nick Rekieta's conservative grandfather to pay for my tranny son's bottom surgery even before he paid for Nick's own"
 
I feel like this explanation has gotten way too little attention and some people who are sperging about this topic need to read it properly and carefully to understand the actual context.
You should tell that to Sean's chat. I poked my head in there briefly when Sean and Kurt were going over the oral arguments in the SCOTUS Voting Rights Act case some time ago.

It was honestly pretty depressing. A fair amount of hostility towards Kurt, and one of the wrenches just outright called Kurt a pedo.

I had to double check to make sure I wasn't accidentally watching Nick's chat watching Nick re-stream Sean and Kurt.

Maybe some bumfuck hack job translation he pretends to read at church says "to lay unnaturally," but the original Hebrew is unmistakable.
Here's all the major translations of Leviticus 18:22 (including the Orthodox Jewish Bible):


I think you'll find that Nick is more likely than not simply being a disingenuous faggot again. He made it up. He read it nowhere.

Much of Tanach has been mistranslated by the other Abrahamic religions.
Yeah, but in this case, not that badly.

Like this...

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...is clearly not a literal translation. But I am sure you would agree it gets the fucking point across, and not what Nick wishes it would say.

Leave it to Nick to give a take on Scripture more fucked up than anybody else, to suit his own agenda. He always does this shit.
 
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Meant to post this last night.

Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes - Reshaping the Right? 11/6/25​


"I'm out of Adderall. I need to go in for a med-check and I'm gonna try to get my dosage boosted. Um, but I'm out of Adderall currently. I still have Modafinil for narcolepsy, which would also be if I had ADHD they would prescribe the same thing Adderall and Modafinil. So, yeah I still get those, but I have Modafinil. I forgot to take today, so I've been really fucking tired."
 
That description looks AI generated like his thumbnails
This just shows you that he's talentless without an original thought. He only got to where he was because he was in the right place at the right time. He was lucky and squandered his success because he's, well, him. A talentless loser way out of his depth. As soon as the ones carrying him left, he crashed and burned.

Suffa skelly
Die child doser
 
This just shows you that he's talentless without an original thought. He only got to where he was because he was in the right place at the right time. He was lucky and squandered his success because he's, well, him. A talentless loser way out of his depth. As soon as the ones carrying him left, he crashed and burned.

Suffa skelly
Die child doser
I mean, does he really think that covering Kurt and Aaron is going to revive his career?
 
Nick just said “If you give a woman cocaine you can sleep with her, like they’re going to do it. Tell you what you know why? Cause they like it.”

“I’m not saying the effect of cocaine will make the woman want to have sex with you, I’m just saying they will have sex with you because you have cocaine.”

The fat bitch only just figured this out
Once again Nicky proving that he is a real thug from the mean streets of Huston. Only a spindly nigga with no rizz needs coke to get his dick wet.
 
Jim Tells You/Jim Satala is a sycophantic Lawtube janny who's hung around Nick and a bunch of other streamers for years. He has been begging Nick to come on his shitty 1.6k channel, but was completely ignored while Nick was happily streaming with ethots and doing movie reviews in front of 30 people.

They are playing Kurt videos now. Joe bowed out after less than an hour.

Edit: He advertises himself as "the guy who sends the stories to Joe". Great catch, Nick.
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The Rumble stuff is funny as fuck. If you believe Nick, he wants you to believe they had negotiated an agreement, Rumble sends over the contract, Nick signs it and Rumble then ghost him.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it didn't go down quite like that.
If it did go that way, it's still very embarrassing for Nick.
He’s going to start a show goal. It’s over.
Move over Aaron, Nick's following your footsteps, again. "The Nick Rekieta begging show" or how was it they mock Aaron's show?
Nick just said he might cover Aaron tonight because of shit that he said on his show today. "I like the Kurt content, but I want a nice roster of people we check in on from time-to-time.”

Behold the master strategist, people.
This is something I’ve noticed in people with his kind of or similar with psychological issues. When someone dares to exercise free will, refuses to listen to them, or simply leaves, they become utterly obsessed, blurring the line between love and hate. They often want to become that person, they're so deeply consumed by them.

So, now he wants to be like Null with MATI, collecting a roster of lolcows to mock, and that would be the new content. But the problem is, he’s not funny, doesn’t offer any real insight or value, and only ends up exposing himself as someone who bullies vulnerable people because he’s afraid of anyone who might fight back. You're not superior to them, Nick, YOU'RE the lolcow.

Nick takes those three disconnected things and strings it together as "Kurt wants to invite children over, illegally give them alcohol, have sex with them, and feed them Pizza Caserole".
Well, we can speculate based on Nick's obsession with American beauty, supplying his women with drugs and alcohol to have sex with them, that he's projecting. But we know for sure he wouldn't feed them.

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As Nick's think rules do not apply to him, in an attack of stupidity, the ragepiggy flew to Minnesota in support of Nick and his girlfriends. No amount of showing your belly and pissing yourself in submission will save you now that you touched the mad cow. Like you, it doesn't respond to reason and destroys everything around him.
 
Nick is desperate for fun money. His mom will pay for the necessities.

He’s going to start a show goal. It’s over.

Is this for real, did Nick say he's going to start a show goal? If he did it's so fucking over.

I think you're probably joking but I pray you're not.
 
Is this for real, did Nick say he's going to start a show goal? If he did it's so fucking over.

I think you're probably joking but I pray you're not.
My god the ralphamale is going to holler all over him. The ralphamale don't need to pay for no kids or no bish, bish.
 
This is something I’ve noticed in people with his kind of or similar with psychological issues. When someone dares to exercise free will, refuses to listen to them, or simply leaves, they become utterly obsessed, blurring the line between love and hate. They often want to become that person, they're so deeply consumed by them.

So, now he wants to be like Null with MATI, collecting a roster of lolcows to mock, and that would be the new content. But the problem is, he’s not funny, doesn’t offer any real insight or value, and only ends up exposing himself as someone who bullies vulnerable people because he’s afraid of anyone who might fight back. You're not superior to them, Nick, YOU'RE the lolcow.
Nick will only feature people he's obsessed over, for the reasons you said. He used to cover people unconnected to him to make fun of them, but now all he has is his gay obsessions.
 
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