💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Pentamidine said:
He must be super desperate for money
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he's just such a meandering bum lately so he's impossible to watch but a clip i could stomach he said that
>i signed a deal with rumble
>... but they never responded back to me signing it
>i could [MEANDER MEANDER MEANDER TALK SLOW BE BORING] reallly.... [MEANDER MEANDER] i needed the money to survive at that time

sounds like this nigga broke as fuck if he needed a fucking 'THE QUARTERING' tier multi-level marketing bullshit deals that rumble does now.
 
arc minsk said:
he's just such a meandering bum lately so he's impossible to watch but a clip i could stomach he said that
>i signed a deal with rumble
>... but they never responded back to me signing it
>i could [MEANDER MEANDER MEANDER TALK SLOW BE BORING] reallly.... [MEANDER MEANDER] i needed the money to survive at that time

sounds like this nigga broke as fuck if he needed a fucking 'THE QUARTERING' tier multi-level marketing bullshit deals that rumble does now.
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[2 HOUR 40 MINUTE KURT SEGMENT]

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arc minsk said:
i could [MEANDER MEANDER MEANDER TALK SLOW BE BORING] reallly.... [MEANDER MEANDER] i needed the money to survive at that time
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Nigga was buying OUNCES of coke at that point. Of course he needed the money.

You know what? In addition to the Kandiyohi Sheriff's Office, the brain trust at Rumble probably also saved Nick's life. If he had gotten another contract, he'd almost certainly have OD'd.

If you believe Aaron, Kayla knew things were fucked around February, with the whole spiel about "having to cancel the meal subscriptions." (Yes, plural.) ... since Rumble didn't renew with him. Mind you, he kept saying up until the coke stream he had some sort of deal with Rumble.
 
arc minsk said:
he's just such a meandering bum lately so he's impossible to watch but a clip i could stomach he said that
>i signed a deal with rumble
>... but they never responded back to me signing it
>i could [MEANDER MEANDER MEANDER TALK SLOW BE BORING] reallly.... [MEANDER MEANDER] i needed the money to survive at that time

sounds like this nigga broke as fuck if he needed a fucking 'THE QUARTERING' tier multi-level marketing bullshit deals that rumble does now.
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The Rumble stuff is funny as fuck. If you believe Nick, he wants you to believe they had negotiated an agreement, Rumble sends over the contract, Nick signs it and Rumble then ghost him.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it didn't go down quite like that.
 
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Potatoherder said:
So Ralph fucked Kayla and Nick ate the gunt goo? Because that is the only reason anyone would run away from Ralph. It really doesn't hurt Nick at all at this point if Kayla was just going around having sex with other men. That is what he wants after all. Knowing she picked Ralph isn't something you can come back from.
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Warski to Imholte to Ralph

Kayla has to be wondering WTF she has to do for Nick to develop some self-respect.

Really, what needs to happen next: Kurt releases a stream where he says Nick's animus is because Kayla slept with him when he visited. Kurt then shares that Kayla told Nick to do cooking streams after watching Kurt cook in a post-coital moment. Nick's anger at Kurt is because he only recently learned about why Kayla wants him to do cooking videos and she wants Nick to be more like Kurt.

In lieu of Kurt, I would accept Keanu talking about Kurt sleeping with Kayla. The seethe. The rage. Keanu should do this on Camelot's show. Nick would explode.

arc minsk said:
> i needed the money to survive at that time
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Unfortunately for his family, this turned out not to be the case.

Kipersonapiscesotter said:
The Rumble stuff is funny as fuck. If you believe Nick, he wants you to believe tjey had negotiated an agreement, Rumble sends over the contract, Nick signs it and Rumble then ghost him.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it didn't go down quite like that.
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Nick wants everyone to forget that he owed Rumble a number of streams from his then current contractwhen he quit streaming. He still owes Rumble.

Actual timeline (probably):
March 2024 - Nick's consistency and views suck. He's still under contract to produce shows. Nick wants Rumble to put him on the board. Rumble offers Nick token contract.
May 2024 - Nic arrested. Owes Rumble a number of streams due by end of each month.
August 2024 - Nick isn't even close to fulfilling terms of existing contract. Signs the token March contract even though the contract explicitly says it is good only until 3/31.
 
Mersh is streaming and said that Ralph was trying to persuade Icedancer to get an HRO against Mersh for the texts where he threatened to kill her twice.

Paraphrasing: What makes you think she’s going to go fill out the form to do that? She has an expired license, she’s too lazy to get that renewed. I wouldn’t let her drive to my house yesterday with a suspended license.

If only Ralph had the gumption to tell the truth about Nick Rekieta, who has played him for a bitch at every turn.


Not in a position to listen for more than a few minutes so someone else please feel free to do so.
 
Dee Reynolds said:
I didn’t know that “ElChristo” and “inertiainmypants” were the same guy. ElChristo did a voice interview on discord where he admitted to being the one behind several parody accounts on X. The one that stood out to me was that he was “slampiece” (Aaron’s first girlfriend after April (rumored to be ex-girlfriend now)) that account has since been deleted though. This dude takes the Aaron alogging way deeper than the average.
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When you live under the roof of your Brahmin wife, you have lots of time to do cringe shit.

Sneed Force One said:
Aaron Imholte’s accusations labeling Patrick Melton a pedophile constitute a “clear case” of defamation.
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That's fine, I wonder what discovery would find on that obese paedophile's computer and hard drives. They may even find evident to substantiate those account hacking charges. Let's see how this doesn't blow up in their faces.

Chirping Smoke Detector said:
Kurt made pizza casserole on stream once and when he was eating it and drinking wine he offers for women to come join him. I believe he says "of legal age in Texas". And only extends that offer to women in Texas since Texas age of consent is 17.
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Skelly the Redo of the Healer and American Beauty enjoyer uses this to call someone a paedophile.
It seems like Kurt has a better claim to defamation than fat nonce Melton to Aaron.
Kys skelly

Intrusive Thinker said:
Kurt answered "my penis". come on, that is funny.
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The joke is that's impossible because Kurt is fat, and his penis is covered in layers of lard.
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Lol.
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Crab Zone said:
Look Melton isn't funny or entertaining at all i am not simping for him, but i don't see this HRO continuing past the hearing for it. Going to public venues that let him in and talked to him isn't illegal. Traveling to other sates isn't illegal and sending other people in his place also isn't illegal.

I can't recall a direct instance of Melton ever sending someone or going himself to explicitly harass or cause problems for Aaron. The cupholder joker is dumb but again its not illegal or harassment.
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lol, lmao even.
What a sad and pathetic existence, sweeping for a self admitted stalker and a nonce. Bless your heart.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=NMG17U1QXnQ
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That description looks AI generated like his thumbnails

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He starts with the standard law firm intro but seething the ethics board wants to make sure everyone knows Nick is suspended, claiming they REALLY don't want Nick to represent anyone even though he claims he isn't.

Now he's covering Trump, pretending he knows what he's talking about. I give him 20 minutes before he starts doing Kurt content.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Mersh is streaming and said that Ralph was trying to persuade Icedancer to get an HRO against Mersh for the texts where he threatened to kill her twice.
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This three-way war between Ralph, Mersh and Nick over the "honor" of a dirty trailer trash woman from Florida becomes progressively more entertaining. Please. Please. Take all this court and bring it in front of a judge. HROs for everyone now! And all three of these morons (including Ralph) are clearing playing and/or being played by Florida Woman.

Ralph should start a gofundme to hire legal mindset (LEGAL MINDSET) to represent Florida Woman in her HRO hearing. I'd love to Barnes represent Mersh as well. Mersh needs a constitutional defense against this.

We are perhaps approaching the sektur version of the Cuban Missile Crisis. Ralph's hoof is on the button. Mersh is telling Ralph to bring it on and Nick is streaming looking like some kind of demented muppet.


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And even Colonel General Spectre is back in the middle of the action!
 
Nick just said he might cover Aaron tonight because of shit that he said on his show today. "I like the Kurt content, but I want a nice roster of people we check in on from time-to-time.”

Behold the master strategist, people.
 
I'm more into snarking than taking serious notes tonight. Nothing Nick says about Trump can possibly be insightful. He's doing his kids' 8th grade homework about slavery.

1. Someone just asked him what kind of loser and pathetic woman would fuck Aaron Imholte. He said, basically, 'I have no idea.'

2.Also:
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3. Chad, I assume you're here. Keep entertaining us.
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I opened his stream and got hit with Nick's reaction to a Supertip about the Bible and fags: "Did you know that for a man to lay with a man as a woman it is an abomination to the lord." Nick's response? "That's- nuh- I mean, I don't know if it says that specifically. I don't know if it specifically states that, but uh, it- it does say like 'to lay unnaturally' I think was the term. Not 'as a woman,' but what is a woman?"

What a dumbfuck. The original Hebrew phrase that appears twice in Leviticus is "mishkevei ishah" (מִשְׁכְּבֵי אִשָּׁה). "Ishah" literally means "woman." Maybe some bumfuck hack job translation he pretends to read at church says "to lay unnaturally," but the original Hebrew is unmistakable. How can you be so devastatingly wrong about such a straightforward commandment?
 
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Nick does love his mudsharks.

Harm said:
What a dumbfuck. The original Hebrew phrase that appears twice in Leviticus is "mishkevei ishah" (מִשְׁכְּבֵי אִשָּׁה). "Ishah" literally means "woman." Maybe some bumfuck hack job translation he pretends to read at church says "to lay unnaturally," but the original Hebrew is unmistakable. How can you be so devastatingly wrong about such a straightforward commandment?
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Much of Tanach has been mistranslated by the other Abrahamic religions. Also Nick is ignorant as fuck.
 
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