💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    698
Does anybody have a clue about what stream he's referencing?
Not sure if it's still up. I can't find it after a brief search. There are a couple incredibly boring videos mocking it and it is itself boring. He cooks something called a pizza casserole.
 
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To divert attention from his ongoing HRO debacle and his involuntary suspension from practice, former attorney Nicholas Rekieta now claims that Aaron Imholte’s accusations labeling Patrick Melton a pedophile constitute a “clear case” of defamation. Some disciplinary committee members would argue that Nick should not be commenting on a potential action based on a specific fact profile. But nothing happens in Cuckesota.
To be fair, Nick does have experience in this area. Given, Celeste outspent Monty, but this is an area Nick knows.
 
To be fair, Nick does have experience in this area. Given, Celeste outspent Monty, but this is an area Nick knows.
It is the sort of statement that is considered defamatory per se and will survive a motion to dismiss or summary judgment if there are any contested issues of material fact in dispute. However, given that there are literally hours of this fat greasy pedophile going on and on about how he wants to fuck other people's kids and making gross anatomical jokes about their genitals, good luck with the anti-SLAPP.
 
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To divert attention from his ongoing HRO debacle and his involuntary suspension from practice, former attorney Nicholas Rekieta now claims that Aaron Imholte’s accusations labeling Patrick Melton a pedophile constitute a “clear case” of defamation. Some disciplinary committee members would argue that Nick should not be commenting on a potential action based on a specific fact profile. But nothing happens in Cuckesota.

Nick, no amount of lawfare is going to bring Aaron back. The pining is getting embarrassing. Move on, find a new boyfriend. Peacock harder.
 
I dunno whether Kayla and/or April were gunted but, if they were, they would join an illustrious club of women which include the following:

- A fat Pakistani
- A five head
- A retarded teenager that ran away from her parents.
- A horse that likes lolicon
- Various Mexican prostitutes
- Whatever the hell name is settled on here for Dangerpussy
Being a rather infrequent visitor to this thread, this is both horrific and funny.
 
I dunno whether Kayla and/or April were gunted but, if they were, they would join an illustrious club of women which include the following:

- A fat Pakistani
Amazingly the fat Pakistani is probably the best of the lot in terms of being an actual human to the point I never figured out what she conceivably saw in the Rage Pig. It also struck me he basically gave up on life after losing her and it's one of few actual regrets.
 
Amazingly the fat Pakistani is probably the best of the lot in terms of being an actual human to the point I never figured out what she conceivably saw in the Rage Pig.
She was a dumpy first generation immigrant child living in Britain, with only the internet as an outlet, Gunty sniffed her out like a pig in the long grass. Groomed her as a 16/17 year old to be his future gunt-bride. When she went to college and made friends and witnessed how normal boyfriends treated their girlfriends. . .it probably came as a shock, so she dumped the gunt.
 
Amazingly the fat Pakistani is probably the best of the lot in terms of being an actual human to the point I never figured out what she conceivably saw in the Rage Pig. It also struck me he basically gave up on life after losing her and it's one of few actual regrets.
Didn’t he just admit recently that Nora was the only woman he ever loved? That’s been a more human statement than anything coming out of Nick’s piehole lately.

But he’s also the ham to Dear Leader’s cheese… ♥️
 
So Ralph fucked Kayla and Nick ate the gunt goo? Because that is the only reason anyone would run away from Ralph. It really doesn't hurt Nick at all at this point if Kayla was just going around having sex with other men. That is what he wants after all. Knowing she picked Ralph isn't something you can come back from.
Unless Nick told Ralph to harass Aaron for him
 
To divert attention from his ongoing HRO debacle and his involuntary suspension from practice, former attorney Nicholas Rekieta now claims that Aaron Imholte’s accusations labeling Patrick Melton a pedophile constitute a “clear case” of defamation. Some disciplinary committee members would argue that Nick should not be commenting on a potential action based on a specific fact profile. But nothing happens in Cuckesota.
In the same way if Kayla didn't want to be called a whore she shouldn't be sleeping around while married, if Melton didn't want to be labeled a pedophile he shouldn't have written a song about being a pedophile and then sexually harassed a young child until she had to get an HRO against him.

Again, Nick saying that this is not only fine, but Aaron calling Melton out for sexually harassing his child is actually something that Melton could sue Aaron for looks very bad for Nick with all the things out there.
 
Drex pretty strongly implied on a number of occasions there was more to Nick than met the eye.
Exactly. I think Drex knew the real Nick, and he did not comprehend that Nick showed an artifice to everybody else. So he assumed everybody here who didn't see what he saw must have been nuts.

Maybe that's giving him too much credit, but I'll go ahead give him the benefit of the doubt there. He did the right thing in ghosting Nick at the end.

Nick, no amount of lawfare is going to bring Aaron back. The pining is getting embarrassing. Move on, find a new boyfriend. Peacock harder.
He's just trying to divert from the ragepig hollering, and possibly the HRO thing not going so well.

EVS was doing something similar on that Trashcast. He needs Nick and Ralph to not fight, so they can help him do what's the most important thing in life: Attack some black guy for putting comic books out on time.

Being a rather infrequent visitor to this thread, this is both horrific and funny.
Ralph's "sexual conquests" usually are. We're not talking A-grade genetic material here. If Kayla or April turn up on that list, it would be so funny.
 
Nick keeps saying Kurt is a pedo because of one of his streams wherr he invited minors over for booze & slop.

Does anybody have a clue about what stream he's referencing?
Kurt made pizza casserole on stream once and when he was eating it and drinking wine he offers for women to come join him. I believe he says "of legal age in Texas". And only extends that offer to women in Texas since Texas age of consent is 17.
 
Nick keeps saying Kurt is a pedo because of one of his streams wherr he invited minors over for booze & slop.

Does anybody have a clue about what stream he's referencing?

Also - gay shirt
& his darting eyes, all right here.
(His stupid pauses/eyes developed over last year are retarded, fake, and gay.)
Apparently, coke made him wanna be touched. .. by Aaron's weiner...

It's a Kurt video looking for a boyfriend-free-girl, explaining what he brings to the table and what he's looking for. It's full of jokes. At one point, Kurt mentions inviting the girl in for wine. At another, he says something about making pizza casserole. At another, Kurt says explicitly he is looking for women his own age. At another, he says the woman must be legal - 18+ or 17 if they're in Texas. It's a legal joke, makes more sense if you hear him say it. I'm not surprised Nick didn't understand it because he's not a lawyer.

Nick takes those three disconnected things and strings it together as "Kurt wants to invite children over, illegally give them alcohol, have sex with them, and feed them Pizza Caserole".

It came across as a joke to me. But Kurt is monotone and doesn't understand social clues so who knows. But he does state that he's looking for a woman around his age, I think the "18 and older only - unless you don't have to cross state lines in which case it's 17 and older" or whatever was just a joke about the law. "No illegal bitches please", basically.

Nick paraphrasing it as "Kurt wants to give 17 year old girls wine and pizza casserole and then rape them" is some bullshit, obviously. It's funny, when Nick says something it means narrowly and precisely only what the literal definition of the words are. But when someone else says something everything is to be interpreted as broadly as possible while making as many bad faith inferences as you can.
 
Nick keeps saying Kurt is a pedo because of one of his streams wherr he invited minors over for booze & slop.

Does anybody have a clue about what stream he's referencing?

Also - gay shirt
& his darting eyes, all right here.
(His stupid pauses/eyes developed over last year are retarded, fake, and gay.)
Apparently, coke made him wanna be touched. .. by Aaron's weiner...
Junkie has confused himself.
That was vito and daxx
 
Kurt made pizza casserole on stream once and when he was eating it and drinking wine he offers for women to come join him. I believe he says "of legal age in Texas". And only extends that offer to women in Texas since Texas age of consent is 17.
Is that it? Really?
I thought he was specifically soliciting older teenagers (but underage), based on how hard Nick insists he is a pedophile.
One autistic comment warranted such attention?
Is there any proven behavior such as consistent grooming or anything of the kind?
 
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Kurt made pizza casserole on stream once and when he was eating it and drinking wine he offers for women to come join him. I believe he says "of legal age in Texas". And only extends that offer to women in Texas since Texas age of consent is 17.
A major difference is it's a case of one kind of sus joke. It's not like Melton who can't shut up for a minute about his diddling desires.
 
Is that it? Really?
I thought he was specifically soliciting older teenagers (but underage), based on how hard Nick insists he is a pedophile.
One autistic comment warranted such attention?
Is there any proven behavior such as consistent grooming or anything of the kind?
I mean, it is Nick
 
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