💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Potentially Criminal]

"Anaconda" from a stripper in Vegas,

He thinks the stripper liked him?.... El oh el

"When I was at Denny's the waitress thought I was so sexy. She called me 'honey' everytime she came to our table."

What a fucking nerd.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall during THAT marriage counseling session.

"You just don't get it honey. Aaron doesn't appreciate the true art of comedy. That's why I put our family's honor on the line."

Translated what that means is some dumb club rat around the area of the gay bar Nick frequented totally conned him into paying way more for his cocaine than its actual price. And Nick totally fell for it.

Like I said, the fact nobody OD'd from fentanyl is a miracle.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is a sadist, he enjoys the misery of others. He has openly admitted this.
Getting women hooked on cocaine is no moral qualm in his mind.
If anything, it is sexually gratifying for him to know that he can abuse and control others with something so simple as a chemical.

It's been like what, 3 years of Nick's degeneracy and even though the fact Nick did this isn't surprising, the fact he'd casually admit "yeah, it's actually a cool chad move to use drugs to fuck addicts" without any introspection or awareness that other people would find it abhorrent is what gets me.

It shouldn't, but it still does. He has Chris Chan dirty crapped briefs levels of social awareness.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Two observations by Aaron on the KC tell-all stream - I’m mobile so I no can clippy - was 1.) Kayla and Nick said that “they already have this reputation” of being swingers. Whether or not they’ve engaged in it for years or a recent thing is unclear. 2.), if you’re even thinking about swinging, your marriage is already over. Aaron and April were obviously on the outs by the time they were Balldo’d.

I cannot disagree with Toe on the matter. At least he recognizes extramarital relations are de facto symptoms of a marriage in its death bed. Only God can fix Nick and Kayla, and they actively hate Him.

 

[Melty Butter]

I don't find April that difficult to understand. She was a bored wife married to a strange immature guy and was at that point where she was going to take any way out of the marriage she could find.

On the topic of womens' issues, Aaron had a vasectomy after Ashley - he's said so.

So, no bio kids with April. Ever. April was about age 27 when Aaron found her.

Aaron was not going to have babies with April. She knew that. Her IG accounts were full of over-step momifying his kids while also doing butt pics with Keanu. (I have an effortpost on that, not to mention Ashley having issues with Aprli.)

Fast forward, April "adopted" Nick's kids. Nick has refusesd to have a vasectomy- that's lore. Think about that. I swear to God, that woman was trying to get pregnant by him.

It's really psychotic.

 

[Dee Reynolds]

Perhaps he just became dissatisfied with pesky rules against cowtipping around these parts, and felt more at home in the Toelog community with no such scruples, where he could feel free to pester a private person so far removed as the wife of a former STMS cohost, and even pester Nick himself about whether he would pester April into doing one of those AMA's that plebbitors like so much, despite knowing full well that she, too, is a private person done with the Internet:

I didn’t know that “ElChristo” and “inertiainmypants” were the same guy. ElChristo did a voice interview on discord where he admitted to being the one behind several parody accounts on X. The one that stood out to me was that he was “slampiece” (Aaron’s first girlfriend after April (rumored to be ex-girlfriend now)) that account has since been deleted though. This dude takes the Aaron alogging way deeper than the average.

 

[not william stenchever]

Fast forward, April "adopted" Nick's kids. Nick has refusesd to have a vasectomy- that's lore. Think about that. I swear to God, that woman was trying to get pregnant by him.

It's really psychotic.

Thank Christ that Nick is both impotent and has nuked his swimmers with all that drug abuse.

 

[Bepis]

Fast forward, April "adopted" Nick's kids. Nick has refusesd to have a vasectomy- that's lore. Think about that. I swear to God, that woman was trying to get pregnant by him.

It's really psychotic.

That bit on Twitter way back when from "April" about 'talking to the kids about sex' or whatever kind of had that vibe to it. Looking at it now kind of makes me wonder if it was an attempt to ease into having a kid.

 

[Captain Manning]

Ralph's logic for snaking on people is amazing.

On the one hand, you're right. Ralph is probably losing his shit again over a really stupid reason.

On the other hand, given his target, and the fact I told that target FIVE YEARS AGO that having
anything to do with Ralph is a really bad idea, I don't care what the new reason is. I was right then, and I am being proven right yet again.



Nick gets what he deserves here. Fuck him.

Nick's done so much awful shit and proven to have so few morals that I genuinely believe that he'd do this. There's probably a ton of women we don't know that Nick's propositioned but either kept it quiet out of fear or it's just a common thing that the guys in the sphere are degenerates

I know of one, for sure.

The question would be if it was Nick and Kayla talking to Yellowflash about it.....or Nick talking to yellowflash about it. In either instance it doesn't seem like it actually happened. Its not completely impossible that they were both swinging for years before the thing with Aaron & April. But given how Nick acted around Aaron time, you would think if he was a long-term swinger he would have acted different.

Not really.

Nick had a different audience around the time of Gothic Sushi and Weebwars. An audience that saw him as a "trad" monogamous father (this was the same era as the "Trad Dads" streams). My theory is he leaned into that, and kept things hidden really well to keep that grift going. Then he started trial streaming, enjoyed greater success from that, told his old audience to go to hell, and threw caution to the wind.

I think he played a good game for awhile, but then got brazen and stupid. The results were disastrous.

I don't think he really changed inwardly throughout his YT career. I think he just stopped trying to hide it.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick gets what he deserves here. Fuck him.

Watching retards fight it out on the internet is the reason this website exists.
The longer, the dirtier and the more public the mud wrestling between the rage pig and the rage twig is, the better it will be for our entertainment.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

I don't think he really changed inwardly throughout his YT career. I think he just stopped trying to hide it.

I haven't watched him in forever, but near the end, isn't that basically what he said too?

 

[AnOminous]

It's been like what, 3 years of Nick's degeneracy and even though the fact Nick did this isn't surprising, the fact he'd casually admit "yeah, it's actually a cool chad move to use drugs to fuck addicts" without any introspection or awareness that other people would find it abhorrent is what gets me.

Probably longer. He probably had a honeymoon period where he could do drugs but not be obviously wasted to the level of profound mental retardation.

 

[Potatoherder]

So Ralph fucked Kayla and Nick ate the gunt goo? Because that is the only reason anyone would run away from Ralph. It really doesn't hurt Nick at all at this point if Kayla was just going around having sex with other men. That is what he wants after all. Knowing she picked Ralph isn't something you can come back from.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Did the Swinging start before the last Rekieta child was conceived?

At this point I am open to all options.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Did the Swinging start before the last Rekieta child was conceived?

At this point I am open to all options.

Not likely, they got increasingly more libertine as Nick's streaming took off. This seems like parts of themselves that came up when financial pressures were lessened.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

He thinks the stripper liked him?.... El oh el

"When I was at Denny's the waitress thought I was so sexy. She called me 'honey' everytime she came to our table."

What a fucking nerd.

Don't tell me you have not seen the clip where he talks how 'dancers' aren't supposed to touch their clients or they get fired, but they touched him anyway... and the whole panel laughed at him.

 

[Captain Manning]

I haven't watched him in forever, but near the end, isn't that basically what he said too?

Yes, but in typical Nick fashion, he put the onus on others for not seeing the way he really is, and failing to acknowledge that he went to great pains to put up an artificial construct.

For a while, Drex and LM helped him toe that line too. To say scores of people were suffering from some collective fever dream.

At least in Drex's case though, because he knew Nick IRL, he might not have fully appreciated how Nick used to conduct himself on-line with others, and during the shows he was not part of (which was most of them).

And as for Legal Dicksucker, he just sucks. I think that guy will adopt whatever opinion he feels is the most beneficial to him at any given time.

"Kiwifarms is dumb, and Barnes is making a lot of sense! Wait... what's that? Nobody is actually buying this shit? Okay, fine, down with Nick, as long as that's the more profitable option."

So Ralph fucked Kayla and Nick ate the gunt goo? Because that is the only reason anyone would run away from Ralph. It really doesn't hurt Nick at all at this point if Kayla was just going around having sex with other men. That is what he wants after all. Knowing she picked Ralph isn't something you can come back from.

In these here parts, a woman who has sex with Ralph is "gunted."

I dunno whether Kayla and/or April were gunted but, if they were, they would join an illustrious club of women which include the following:

- A fat Pakistani
- A five head
- A retarded teenager that ran away from her parents.
- A horse that likes lolicon
- Various Mexican prostitutes
- Whatever the hell name is settled on here for Dangerpussy

 

[AnOminous]

At least in Drex's case though, because he knew Nick IRL, he might not have fully appreciated how Nick used to conduct himself on-line with others, and during the shows he was not part of (which was most of them).

Drex pretty strongly implied on a number of occasions there was more to Nick than met the eye.

 

[Sloppa]

Drex pretty strongly implied on a number of occasions there was more to Nick than met the eye.

Utter speculation on my part, but his parents strike me as swingers too, the kind of weed-smoking big-chungus "le epic quirky" hippies with investment portfolios.

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

Nick keeps saying Kurt is a pedo because of one of his streams wherr he invited minors over for booze & slop.

Does anybody have a clue about what stream he's referencing?

Also - gay shirt
& his darting eyes, all right here.
(His stupid pauses/eyes developed over last year are retarded, fake, and gay.)
Apparently, coke made him wanna be touched. .. by Aaron's weiner...

https://youtu.be/F1YkSpNFcCY?si=dgSocPPYF4jsDCbC

 

[Sneed Force One]

[ Live / Archive ]
To divert attention from his ongoing HRO debacle and his involuntary suspension from practice, former attorney Nicholas Rekieta now claims that Aaron Imholte’s accusations labeling Patrick Melton a pedophile constitute a “clear case” of defamation. Some disciplinary committee members would argue that Nick should not be commenting on a potential action based on a specific fact profile. But nothing happens in Cuckesota.

The Twitter user "Bully0fBulliez" attempts to use Aaron's words against him, misapplying a statement by Aaron that you can't say sexual assault without evidence. Unfortunately, Melton has made several pointed sexual (verbal) attacks on Miss Imholte, which Aaron can likely successfully argue in court that it was a true and honest observation on Patrick Melton's pedophilic views.

This includes events such as penning a Soundcloud song about fucking a six year old, "flipping" a child upside down to "see her cupholder" and being such a menace that the ex-wife and her new husband had to step in (i,.e acting like a pedophile).

[L / A]
In other news, Rekieta responds to a random Twitter alog that he ain't scared of no bish, if you wanna know the truf 'bout it! Especially no hollarin' mexican piggy! Are you going to take such defiance, @theralph? Its time for the Fuck Rekieta Festival.