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💀 HorrorcowNicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.
- New lore: Nick claims to have had an agreement with Rumble that he already signed "but then they didn't". Talks about how they "left him out to dry" when he really needed the money. Was in negotiations for a long time but they were dragging their feet. They didn't even bother to officially cancel the deal, just ghosted him, which was "a really shitty move".
- Sunglasses: Nick has watched his own streams and didn't like how his eyes are darting around all the time. The glasses "clean that up a little bit".
Nick just said “If you give a woman cocaine you can sleep with her, like they’re going to do it. Tell you what you know why? Cause they like it.”
“I’m not saying the effect of cocaine will make the woman want to have sex with you, I’m just saying they will have sex with you because you have cocaine.”
- New lore: Nick claims to have had an agreement with Rumble that he already signed "but then they didn't". Talks about how they "left him out to dry" when he really needed the money. Was in negotiations for a long time but they were dragging their feet. They didn't even bother to officially cancel the deal, just ghosted him, which was "a really shitty move".
- Sunglasses: Nick has watched his own streams and didn't like how his eyes are darting around all the time. The glasses "clean that up a little bit".
I think you could also trace it as far back as their college dating story where Nick "pretended" to be gay in front of her parents and family and she was also clearly very into the whole charade of what their relationship was.
There is no sane person in the world that would "act gay" to "pull chicks". I don't even know the logic on this one. Except he wasn't pretending and he realized Kayla will be his trust ticket so he suddenly switched and "confessed" he's NOT gay.
He is so thirsty for it he will send thousands to Jamaican conmen, confide in literal retards and brag what strippers told them, BUT FOR REAL, GUYS! Damn, what a sad delusional existence this is.
Down another 1k subscribers. Must have happened in the last couple hours because Socialblade is still at 412k. It's like clockwork whenever he starts streaming semi-regularly.
Nick claims to have had an agreement with Rumble that he already signed "but then they didn't". Talks about how they "left him out to dry" when he really needed the money.
Here we can see how Nick thinks the real world works: you need money, you offer no value, you’re a disgrace and the exact opposite of what any brand would want, but somehow, they’re the bad guys for leaving you out to dry when you needed cash. Brilliant logic. Trust fund logic.
[ Live / Archive ] "...at just this moment it had been announced that Oceania was not after all, at war with Eurasia. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Eurasia was an ally.
There was, of course, no admission that any change had taken place. Merely it became known, with extreme suddenness and everywhere at once, that Eastasia and not Eurasia was the enemy."
- George Orwell, 1984 - Chapter 9: Hate Week
AARON BAD!!! strikes again. God forbid anyone comes to a reasonable conclusion when it comes to Aaron Imholte.
The sad thing is "InertiaInMyPants" came soooo close. The first paragraph on Ralph is pretty much bang-on.
If they had went with "Aaron is dumb for having anything to do with Ralph, and there may be a disaster for Aaron in the making," for the second paragraph, THEN they would be cookin' with gas.
It always seemed strange how u/InertiaInMyPants, with what seems like above-average IQ and insight compared to the usual Toelog, and with above-average familiarity with the Farms in general and Sektur/Ralph lore in particular, may have had some past history around these parts before devolving into unhinged Steeltoe obsession spanning thousands of posts, and rising through the Diddlerverse ranks to become the primary r/steeltoebeggingshow moderator alongside 2CanSam following Soft Weekly's departure. It makes one wonder, shouldn't he know better? How did he come to this lowly state?
Perhaps he just became dissatisfied with pesky rules against cowtipping around these parts, and felt more at home in the Toelog community with no such scruples, where he could feel free to pester a private person so far removed as the wifeof a former STMS cohost, and even pester Nick himself about whether he would pester April into doing one of those AMA's that plebbitors like so much, despite knowing full well that she, too, is a private person done with the Internet:
Or perhaps he'd had enough of the tendency around here to simply document publicly volunteered information about Internet personalities whose poor opsec invited it, as if nobody in his community would ever have done the same thing when it suited them:
It makes sense that he was so concerned with shaming that sort of thing going on lately, lest his willing leadership role as a r/steeltoebeggingshow moderator and "Top 1% Poster" subject him to similar inquiry. At first he tried so very hard to hide any connection between his past and his present Toelogging obsession like he knows deep down that the latter is something to be ashamed of, thinking it clever to change his privacy settings as if that's ever done anyone any good:
How fortunate that, like any true plebbitor, he succumbed to a decade of addiction to dopamine hits from 105,126 accumulated karma points that made the prospect of a proper DFE just too much to bear when he can still HIT THAT GOAL at 200K soon enough. Apparently these defectives still haven't gotten the memo that this "one weird trick" doesn't stop their content from being searchable, so we still get to ponder the intended meaning of myriad little gems like this:
Leaving that aside as maybe having been purely in jest (?), right out of the gate he still won't qualify as the wily and elusive first-ever Toelog specimen that is a teetotaling, prudish, and productive picture of mental health all rolled into one, because he blabs plenty about at least three (if not four) drugs of choice, namely tetrahydrocannabinol as the absolutely ubiquitous staple of all things dabbleverse, plus fellow dabbler KarmicX's preferred mitragynine albeit this time in such moderation as to minimize "encounters with the dragon" (???), plus benzodiazepines being a new dabbleverse entrant perhaps bleeding in from the Sektur, plus arguably a fourth being yayo if posts frequenting r/Cocaine were pulling the tired old Erowid "Someone Who Isn't Me[ , teehee]" cliché. Either way, this ain't the picture of mental health we've been looking for, seeing as he reached such levels of delusional paranoia about the DEA coming to get him that even fellow deadhead plebbitors made fun of his tinfoil hat, and seeing as muh "anxiety" reached such debilitating levels as to need all these years of self-medication and to even qualify for throwing out any thought of SSRI's and leaping straight to a xanny prescription so legit as to be issued anywhere north of Mérida:
These timeframes might have been useless without a name to cross-reference, but of course he was so helpful as to blurt out his first name "Chris" in the course of a bizarre attempt to commiserate with all of Reddit about why accusations of trying to date a 16-year-old girl shouldn't get "Chris" in any trouble because he was "90%" sure it was just an extortion scam, all of which he conveniently never reported to police let alone whatever that other 10% was:
This self-doxing was so easy to find that even some random dabblemong threw it back in his face years later and his response was not a denial. The last name was still a mystery, but sure to come in handy for the publicly searchable registry implicated by his extensive participation on r/PMP surrounding his dogged pursuit of Project Management Professional (PMP) certification, whatever that is. From his posts it just sounds like empty corporatespeak gobbledygook about how to get drastically overpaid for making flow charts about actual work that subject matter experts are doing, but whatever the fuck it is, he felt the need to blab about its completion on a very specific date:
Fortunately his clamoring for e-daddy Crackets' attention was so helpful as to point the way to a last name by exposing his YouTube account that would have flown under the radar otherwise:
The unique Channel ID for that chatter brings up some content eerily reminiscent of Chris' blabbing on Reddit about his time as a DJ in a past life, a profession which of course tracks with his drugs of choice:
Say what you will about dubstep's artistic merits, but Chris really shouldn't have quit his day job humping turntables if the pivot was to shitting out uninspired AI slop like this:
Do these dabblemongs really still pretend like Kayla didn't also get dicked down? Really? But I digress...
As one would expect, this YouTube user also sees no problem willingly associating himself with a disgusting greasy pedophile, which puts his aforementioned Plenty of Fish story in an whole new light:
Such eager chatting not being enough, this YouTube user is also a perfect match for a Twitter account that has gone one step further to actively participate in e-daddy MAPton's content with intel worthy of those "spy report" sound drops he is so fond of, which somewhat detracts from the perception that r/steeltoebeggingshow is ostensibly a less MAPton-friendly alternative to what u/InertiaInMyPants has described as "Sister-Sub" r/steeltoe:
Being that he clearly has no reservations about so publicly advertising the company he keeps, he should have no problem with anyone pointing out his full name, revealed by the usual rookie mistake of assuming that changing a username would affect the unique Channel ID that had been cached by the Wayback Machine long ago:
Just to remove any shred of doubt, double-checking with that last name in the aforementioned PMP certification registry pulls up a perfect match by name, date, and location at the time:
As for a current location, again Chris' capacity for self-doxing knows no bounds. Following in the footsteps of e-daddy Crackets, he of course fancied himself a content creator with a now-defunct podcast in which the format of a few bros hanging out and talking sports seems so much like some STMS segments that you have to wonder why Chris wasn't a Toe Boy in the first place, but it's mainly remarkable for how much added detail Chris provides about his new residence. Let's hear it in his own words:
Interestingly, he may have been telling a fib or two when saying that he or they "bought" the house, as county records show that the owner is one Priya Sridhar, whose Instagram reveals that Chris recently married her and must simply live under her roof until whenever she grows tired of him:
What this curious specimen may portend for the future of Toelogology is perplexing, as he presents the first Toelog observed in the wild to be more or less in shape with an as-yet unbroken relationship, and also the first to be gainfully employed. Not with a "job" mind you, but an actual job-type job, going in every day with recommending coworker Elias Hellstrom to grow a legitimate company dedicated to designing and improving police bodycams to produce even better footage that we'll never be allowed to see:
In an even more surprising turn, he may be closest thing to a high-profile Toelog specimen to ever end up under this microscope, as his wife is a nationwide NBC correspondent whose career has routinely brushed shoulders with such national household names as Lester Holt, Savannah Guthrie, Gavin Newsom, and many others, culminating in a recent promotion to MSNBC Pentagon Correspondent:
So looking at this relatively clean-cut professional whose family is flying so close to the sun as the very halls of power in D.C., the question becomes obvious: why the FUCK does he find the time or inclination or lack of shame that it takes to obsessively cavort with degenerates in the asshole of the Internet so much and for so long that he's ended up phonebooked by the armpit of the Internet? Doesn't he have anything better to do? And a veteran at that... his very presence within earshot of any of these filthy bottom-feeders is just unbecoming.
Why stoop to Toelogging from such lofty heights? It can't be previous specimens' usual explanation of being like crabs needing to pull fellow crab Toe down to distract themselves from their own dismal failures, because this man would at least appear to be moderately successful other than perhaps some degree of narcissistic injury at being constantly upstaged by his vastly more successful wife's skyrocketing career, the seething at which produces a case of classic displacement by taking it all out on an agglomeration of pixels on his smartphone that is otherwise known as the Toe. Okay, maybe it is precisely that. It certainly can't be out of jealousy, which came to mind at first when Chris thought it wise to blab to all of Reddit about something so private as struggling to afford Priya's endless IVF treatment, inviting a whole host of empty egg carton jokes about his seething jealousy at how Aaron had the good sense to strike while the iron was hot and how even his 50/50 custody makes him more of a father than Chris will ever be, but nope, that's out too since he and Priya are expecting with a mini-Chris on the way come December, so even jealousy's out. Then why all the bitterness toward some washed-up former shock jock with dozens of live viewers five states away whom he has never met? Make this make sense.
Fuck it, the simplest fanfic will have to suffice for now: scrolling through all of the above photos, what's one pattern you notice? No matter how much Priya smiles in what was obviously not supposed to be a serious shot, Chris only ever gives the same faux tough guy dead-eyed thousand yard stare without fail. No matter how professional and clean-cut his meticulously curated veneer may seem, it's actually starting to look a bit too clean-cut. As in, yep, we're talking definite Patrick Bateman vibes here, perhaps with just a dash of Chris Watts even, in one more of several parallels to his e-daddy Crackets' haunting visage when it comes time to snap. It's all in the eyes, you see:
- More malding about the ethics board
- "I'm not bullying Kurt [...] he's into minors!"
- Buttering up Ralph for being "influential"
- "As someone who has been maligned on the internet" Nick understands Fuentes
- Rumble
- Cocaine and women
- Nick "went to a wholesaler" to get his drugs
There is no sane person in the world that would "act gay" to "pull chicks". I don't even know the logic on this one. Except he wasn't pretending and he realized Kayla will be his trust ticket so he suddenly switched and "confessed" he's NOT gay
I sort of understand the initial logic - women tend to trust and get closer to gay men because they're not sexually interested in them and are therefore perceived as nonthreatening and safe. Nick was playing the trapdoor spider game.
I would think that "oh hey I'm not really gay" would be a big enough violation of trust to end a friendship, let alone preclude marriage and five kids entirely, but I'm also not a pilled-out retard so idk.
Or maybe Kayla just wanted a beard so she could screw around with chicks and potentially other men.
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