DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
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Twrx said:
Zero...zero....zero....zero

Imagine failing at doing knee pushups. Him bitching about healthcare, not that I think he would have made it, but if he had actually enlisted and spent time in the military deployed, he could have had free life time healthcare.
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Would be a repeat of:

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johnkimble123 said:
It's not possible to watch raw Phil content and come away with any other opinion than this. The people who say he's not that bad are either in denial, a retard (so 1 or 2 degrees from being a fan) or are actually assholes themselves.
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His passive aggressiveness is by far his worst trait. I feel like that attitude of his doesn't get the credit it deserves for being so destructive to his life.
 
My conspiracy theory that is not so much of a conspiracy theory is that GarethHayes(guy who has been handholding him thoroughly with Tormented Souls 2) was a no show tonight so he needed a way to stall to see if he would show up. The doctors appointment was bullshit. He even got defensive when someone suggested he go get otc medication for the same shit "shut up you're not a doctor!".(but later goes to show he naturally cured his ear infection by not wearing headphones either. interesting)

Gareth didn't show up(Phil cant look stupid playing a videogame blindly). Phil was "too angry" to play the game because of this not so serious videocall for a cream like it was his life essence. So he insisted on blabbling like a schizo which made him seem even more angrier. But as you can see he's doing that manipulation tactic by making such a small issue a huge angry issue so you don't ask questions and just let it be. Phil mentioned it didn't matter if there was a good time to do the videocall because he would have been angry abuot it anyway, I mean, you can not do it RIGHT WHEN YOU GO LIVE FOR YOUR STREAM.

Not a coincidence that he wasn't able to make the goal naturally by ditching a game when his whalethrough no showed(he never meets his goals naturally anyway).

Just a whole degenerate stream. Phil just blabbling too much was retroactively revealing how much he has been lying not even an hour ago.
 
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Phil might make money not playing games vs badly playing games, but just talking to the camera for hours shows how batshit insane he's become. Whatever announcer-voice, bad actor, John/Rambo/Panda era Phil did or said, at least he was a functional human being. 2025 Phil is just a crazy shut-in yelling at the clouds.
 
Skippy Shortbottom said:
My conspiracy theory that is not so much of a conspiracy theory is that GarethHayes(guy who has been handholding him thoroughly with Tormented Souls 2) was a no show tonight so he needed a way to stall to see if he would show up.
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Add to that him waiting to see if a whale shows up too.

EVERY playthrough now needs a dedicated whale and handholding dent.
 
I'm watching the Memology video about all of this and the whining about prescriptions is like listening to an elderly person whine about that exact same thing. You just give them your phone number and go to the pharmacy when they text you. I've picked up like one prescription in the past five years and even I know this. This is cut down too, from what I understand he whined for like two hours. It's fascinating and kind of infuriating at the same time.
 
King of Hateful Slurs said:
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"DSP Is UNHINGED! Stream RUINED By Healthcare RANT!!!"

That looks so much like a Kino Casino Clips thumbnail. Also just schedule your appointment not during stream hours dude you don't even have to leave your house.
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his attempts at engagement bait are always so pathetic. its also pathetic when he refers to himself in the third person like we're supposed to believe he has a team of people running his channel and that its not just some 45 year old loser sitting in his spare bedroom all day by himself
 
You know even if he had a point with bitching about healthcare, I just can't be bothered to give a fuck.

Much like Quarterpounder, it's mind numbing listening to "super successful doodz" complain about not only having to deal with the same jumping through hoops that average people have to, but they somehow have it worse.

Usually bullshit hyperbole, but if true it's because they made it that way all by themselves.

"Nothing they could do, guise!"
 
Has Phil been directly confronted on the difference between his six maximum (and possibly girl-style with knees on the ground) pushups and his claimed set of 30 pushups that were off camera and totally not faked? Has he created a cope excuse for why new, improved, workout and health arc Phil, who lifts weights and lost a ton of weight and has never been healthier, cannot do as many pushups now as Past Phil, who was a fat weak slob?
Edit: It was actually twenty five pushups.
 
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fresh pair of socks said:
If Khet really did use lean beef, then it would have turned into shoe leather after hours of cooking. She probably doesn't taste her food as she cooks it either, so it's under-seasoned.
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Lets be honest here, Keht's cooking consists on putting frozen products in the microwave. Occasionally she boils water for instant ramen or mac and cheese. At the most she opened a can of ready done stew and heat it up in a pot.

She's just as stunted and lazy around the kitchen as Phil.

No one who eats out of paper plates at home can be taken seriously when it comes to cooking. Phil is just going to take a bite and then order Door Dash anyway.

Mr. Manchester said:
I'm watching the Memology video about all of this and the whining about prescriptions is like listening to an elderly person whine about that exact same thing. You just give them your phone number and go to the pharmacy when they text you. I've picked up like one prescription in the past five years and even I know this. This is cut down too, from what I understand he whined for like two hours. It's fascinating and kind of infuriating at the same time.
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Anything that makes him leave the snortfort is going to make him seethe. There are NO weekly trips to the grocery store, he's down to a single outing a month, if that, and only if he's forced to, like having to go to the doctor or pick up a prescription personally.

It's why he's never going to sue anyone even pro-bono, it would risk having to go to the courthouse and we just can't have that.
 
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An absolute gem from last night.

There was this time... Many years ago...
I want to say it was around the time when Kat had just moved here.
And she had to get a routine test done. Just a routine test and it wasn't like a CAT scan or something. It was like a routine test.
I don't even remember exactly what it was. It might have been something to do with like a blood test or something... in fact that's what it was! It was a blood test.
She just had to have a routine blood test done. Okay?
She had it done a MILLION times before in her life...
We go to the doctor, they say "you need to have this blood test done", okay. Blood test gets done.
We get a bill for like 500 dollars! FOR A BLOOD TEST! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?!
THERE IS NOTHING INVOLVED IN THE... TAKING OF BLOOD. PUTTING IT ON A SLIDE. RUNNING IT THROUGH A QUICK TEST...
Nothing there costs 500 dollars. At all.
Blood tests were not invented yesterday! They're not new technology that we now have to fund because they discovered how to do it and its really expensive!
Blood tests have been around for a ZILLION years now. Okay? There is no reason that a blood test should cost 500 dollars.
And we had to fight
And fight
And fight that bill
I'm not kidding you, we fought that bill for like 8 months.
And finally, after 8 months, they stopped bothering us. So someone paid it, and it wasn't us. 'Cause we weren't paying 500 dollars for a blood test, they're out of their fucking minds.

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It truly is crazy how fucking stupid Philip Paul Burnell is. I wonder how absolutely ashamed his father has to be. Like if someone in a professional manner, like a news network, came to their house and showed them clips like this and recorded their reaction. Would it be humiliating for him? Just wild stuff. This retard wants to transition away from using video games as the grift why people should support him, and just do a talk show, when this is what Phil just talking is. The only thing that has changed over time is Phil putting more effort into coming off as an adult, instead of a spoiled brat, which he fails spectacularly at every day he shows his disgusting gout face to the world.
 
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The hand creme.
He's said before he used an OTC creme for eczema. So that's not it.
The other idea proposed is pretty good, but it had me thinking, what if it were for something else? Topical testosterone gels. He's been saying his hormones are pumping after working out and giving him acne again. Hmmm....
 
johnkimble123 said:
Phil is the only person who makes you want to defend shittier lolcows, private corporations, and now, the health care industry as a whole. He lies that fucking much and every fucking situation in his life is "I've done nothing wrong, I did everything right".
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Seriously, he crashed out about his stupid gout cream the way a normal person would if they found out that their life-saving surgery just got postponed until May 2026.
 
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