DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

  • Total voters
    222
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Is he doing this shit now because the Kasino boys are on a well deserved vacation / pause?
It's really no coincidence when they are around he limits how much he seethes about them, but when they go on extended breaks, he busts out the spicy like some kind of drama gossiping faggot which he totally isn't but if he did do gossip it's okay.
 
New push-ups scan. Now using his knees:

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Even if those were regular push-ups, six being "the best I can do" is absolutely pathetic. Like even at the fattest and most inactive point of my life I could do 10. I tried just now and I could do 20 before I started to struggle, and I've been working at the computer the whole day and haven't done push-ups in a while (also I'm semi-active and do some light workout every day).

Sorry for the PL but I just had to make sure. Six? Mister bodybuilder "I'm buffer than Johnny Cage's actor" can only do six push-ups? Jesus what a weak little bitch, no way his fat ass can bench press 150lbs, let alone the 320 LTG asked. Not that it's any surprise but I can imagine Phil doing curls with his 5lb granny dumbbells and thinking he's also getting abs because his mind operates in Bugs Bunny logic. Hell, he said he has also gained stamina, didn't he? Even though he does no cardio. Honestly this fat faggot only wants me to keep working out. Imagine being in your 40s and being this weak. I'd honestly rather kill myself than being this physically weak, it's legit disability. Six... motherfucking six push-ups...
 
He's using one of those services like Amazon One Medical, which just connects you often with a registered nurse practitioner who reviews your symptoms and sends scripts. A lot of them are known for drug abuse mills too, usually much less severe than opioid kinda crap, but people pay like 50 bucks or so and get whatever script on a "trust me" basis. I've used one for an ear infection once, and tbh they're not bad but it doesn't beat just walking into your own primary care physician who knows your medical history. Then again are any of us surprised he found a way to go to the doctor on the regular without leaving the house?
Unless you live somewhere where family doctors are booked 3+ weeks out and you don't want to be curled up in the corner in the meantime when some guy on the phone can just send it directly to a pharmacy in five minutes especially when you already know what's going on. It's covered here tho either way

Now the real question is does he pay extra to get them doordashed directly to his house with his discreetly packaged generic blue pill from the other completely registered online doctor (for 20% of the price, three varieties!!!). And the answer is yes, of course
 
Poor guy has to refill his scrip every 6 months, oh noooo. Most people in the USA are on some sort of meds that need refilled way more often, myself included. Has he ever experienced real hardship?

Every 6 months. Again, another lie he cant keep straight for even one stream. He said he had this bottle for 4 years! Then said he has refilled it every couple months. Then says 6 months. Oh, but he still has some and isn't even out yet.
He had to keep changing the timeliness to match the other lies he was telling. After he said he had the bottle for 4 years, he realized how fucking dumb it sounded when he's saying it doesnt make sense it expired.

Dude is all over yhe fucking place, doesn't understand how ANYTHING works. And then spends the whole stream whining....like every fucking human doesn't deal with these things daily.

I really wonder how he thinks a "normal" person lives. Its like he doesn't realize the vast majority of people work 40+ hours and still manage all the shit he complains about, plus children, vacations, friends, hobbies. But oh no! Phil who sits at home, rolls out of bed and into a chair, and does NOTHING ELSE has no time to make a fucking 5 minute phone call. Jesus, he almost had me mati.

Then with the push-ups. "PEOPLE DO PUSHUPS ON THEIR KNEES!? WHAT? I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU WOULD DO THAT!"

Soon as he says shit like this you know he was doing the push-ups on his knees.

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The wildest part of this whole cream mini-rant is how he imagines everyone is doing remote appointements...

Any normal functioning adult would just schedule a doc appointement for a checkup then get a script and go to the pharmacy on the way back.
But no, in phil's mind every one is a weirdo and phone to a random nurse then gaslights her into prescribing gout eczema cream then orders the cream and pay extra for it to come home on the next day.

He should be denied using remote services, usually those are for old people who have trouble walking/driving and handicapped people living alone. Not social isolated fat fucks that are scared of any normal human interaction.

I won't go on a PL but his hand really don't look like eczema hands and I wonder if he really tries to sell the eczema thing to the nurse or if he's truthful and talks about the gout
 
I decided to watch a DSP stream last night and was reminded why he is a massive POS. He berates some poor person asking a simple question. Fuck you, Phil. Every time I think you’re actually not that bad, I’m reminded of just how wicked you are.

Asshole.
 
He just did the 'puppet DSP and potato Leanna visit the emergency room' video, but, on a live stream when it was just him and Khet was taking Leanna's place with the roles reversed...

Divorce coin trying to moon lift off right now?
 
He just did the 'puppet DSP and potato Leanna visit the emergency room' video, but, on a live stream when it was just him and Khet was taking Leanna's place with the roles reversed...

Divorce coin trying to moon lift off right now?
Something is going on behind da scenes for sure the last 5 days or so has been escalating insanity. We went from ok well that was a rough marathon to the gay crashout about KC and now we have whatever the fuck happened on that last stream.

I don't think The King is doing so well guys!
 
the "DSP is conservative!!!" crowd when he demands universal healthcare:
He has some clear conservative traits like how he hates gays, while craving back dick, uses his catholic upbringing to justify being a dickhead etc. Jokes aside Phil is only interested in himself and wants more treats for himself like universal healthcare. He wants his (booze induced) eczema to be treated for free. He wants his cherry jucie for his gout for free, he wants Kats cancer to be treated for free. Phils worships at the shrine of himself and anything that benefits him is an obvious good that only mouth frooling morons would be aganist, anything that doesn't benefit him is dumbass morans making bad choices.
 
So phil wanted his prescription cream that wasn't even empty yet refilled right then and there, because reasons I guess, and was able to make an appointment and talk to a doctor that same evening and get it refilled and the problem is...? Sounds pretty convenient actually, he didnt have to schedule an appointment or leave his house. I'm still not sure exactly what part of that system went wrong. He needed a relatively minor prescription and was able to get it refilled pretty fast.

Also most people who have an ongoing prescription medication are proactive at getting it refilled so they aren't stuck trying to get it the exact day it runs out, but Phil wants to jump to the front of the line due to his own poor planning.

Its amazing how in his ideal world there's just a doctor sitting around on standby ready to personally serve him the second he decides he needs medical attention. He truly has a child's view of the world.
 
I decided to watch a DSP stream last night and was reminded why he is a massive POS. He berates some poor person asking a simple question. Fuck you, Phil. Every time I think you’re actually not that bad, I’m reminded of just how wicked you are.

Asshole.
It's not possible to watch raw Phil content and come away with any other opinion than this. The people who say he's not that bad are either in denial, a retard (so 1 or 2 degrees from being a fan) or are actually assholes themselves.
 
It's not possible to watch raw Phil content and come away with any other opinion than this. The people who say he's not that bad are either in denial, a retard (so 1 or 2 degrees from being a fan) or are actually assholes themselves.

I just always think “well, at least he’s not a troon or furry VTUBER”, then decide to check in on a non detractor stream just to have my original dislike of him revalidated.
 
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