🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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Tinfoil hat time regarding the divorce paper beeze; assuming that Chantal signed them (under duress but signed nonetheless) do we actually know if Scatman signed them? The way Cutie tells this story, she was ambushed by her hansumist man and his coven of evil aunties, signed the paper and then immediately flounced out of the refugee camp, and now apparently they're not technically divorced because he "hasn't filed the paperwork". Is he holding Shrodingers Divorce over her for a passport/ a cut of that sweet sweet YT money? Does she even know what she signed? She was happy to hand over her passport to him to take to Damascus and to give her bank card to Some Guy Who Goes To Lebanon, so I don't think it's much of a stretch to assume she wouldn't question a pile of papers being thrust under her snout with demands of "SIGN! SIGN!" from Salah and Co.

She hasn't been in Canada a week yet and after tossing the hijab off with gay abandon and deep throating bacon cheeseburgers she's suddenly swithering about whether to reinstate the scuba gear. She's either very self conscious about the skullet and bullfrog chin, Salah has reminded her of a deal they had/have (and is now keeping tabs on her loivestreams) or probably a combination of the above. Or it could just be me overthinking fat retards online again.
 
Tinfoil hat time regarding the divorce paper beeze; assuming that Chantal signed them (under duress but signed nonetheless) do we actually know if Scatman signed them?
How is a barely legitimate Syrian Government/Court going to negate a probably non exisent Kuwaiti Court marriage? Further, Canada does not recognize Syrian divorces, specifically deciding in a court case that they couple did not reside in Syria for 1 year prior to filing (basically this would cut down on "divorce tourism" to Syria)

  1. Where the foreign divorce, though granted on a non-domiciliary jurisdictional basis, is recognized by the law of the domicile of the parties: The court noted that the Divorce Act states, “A divorce granted by a foreign jurisdiction will be recognized in Canada if either former spouse was ordinarily resident in that foreign jurisdiction for at least one year immediately preceding the commencement of the proceedings for the divorce. Since neither party resided in Syria at the time of the divorce proceedings, the Syrian courts would not be recognized as jurisdictionally competent in the eyes of Canadian laws on that ground.”

Also, Syria divorce for the man just needs to say it three times, like a magic spell. This however is not recognized by Europe. And the man must provided 9 months of support for the ex-wife. So Salah better be paying for fatso's apartment.
 
Her equivalent to pilgrimage to Mecca, would probably be the Heart Attack Grill in Vegas, where people over 350 lbs eat for free.

One issue with Cutie hurpling off to Vegas' HAG is that to qualify for the free meal one has to weigh in on their scale, and then those elbees are posted to a huge display inside the restaurant.


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ETA: Cute how they advertise their videos ft. Ron Jeremy...! (SFW)

A Guntal vs Jeremy vid would surely be kino.
 
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Also, Syria divorce for the man just needs to say it three times, like a magic spell. This however is not recognized by Europe. And the man must provided 9 months of support for the ex-wife. So Salah better be paying for fatso's apartment
I don't buy any of the marriage and marriage certificate thing but even if I did, why the fuck would Salad Triple Talaq (that means saying divorce three times) this fat bitch?

He lives in a 3rd world warzone, has zero life experience, has zero marketable skills and has less than zero chance of getting any decent amount of stable income.

Why the fuck would be push the divorce? He got rid of the fat cunt finally and in exchange for him playing on his phone and deleting some faggot hater's he's going to be getting Chantals delicious milk (her money)

It seriously makes no sense. Not only is he entirely dependent on Chantal to begin with, it seems her money (laundered form the source: retards who watch her shit and tip her money) also supports Salad's entire extended family.

I think they got some borderline marriage so they could live together in kuweight. It's not a real marriage. It's a piece of paper they showed to rent a property. I believe they never got properly married and whatever document they have only legally exists in Kuweight and nowhere else.

Neither of them is ever going to go back to Kuweight so the piece of paper can never actually be cancelled - it doesn't matter though because nowhere else recognizes it.
 
Her equivalent to pilgrimage to Mecca, would probably be the Heart Attack Grill in Vegas, where people over 350 lbs eat for free.
One issue with Cutie hurpling off to Vegas' HAG is that to qualify for the free meal one has to weigh in on their scale, and then those elbees are posted to a huge display inside the restaurant.
I could see her actively "fundraising" to gain weight for a trip to the Heart Attack Grill and then being triggered by the scale showing she is well over the 350 elbee limit at the restaurant. That would be such a Chantal thing to do.
 
I think they got some borderline marriage so they could live together in kuweight. It's not a real marriage. It's a piece of paper they showed to rent a property. I believe they never got properly married and whatever document they have only legally exists in Kuweight and nowhere else.

Neither of them is ever going to go back to Kuweight so the piece of paper can never actually be cancelled - it doesn't matter though because nowhere else recognizes it.
She could not get married in Kuwait while on a travel visa. She talked about a marriage using a "loophole". Salah did not want her to talked about it. Milk Tea made a good exposé about it. At best they had a civil arrangement.

Now, she is driving around reminiscing of the good old days, eating all the fast food that she wants, hitting the edible like there is no tomorrow. However, soon, she will have to return the car, and with no mobility scooter in sight, we will have Chantal, alone in her flat, sans dishwasher, and having to share a laundry facility with riff-raffs. The absolutely divorcing, to the being in the process to divorce, to the not having submitted the paper yet to divorce, will soon become reconsidering divorce to not divorcing at all.

She is already bored with the flat, and probably finding faults. As soon as she is putting the hijab, she is planning returning to her handsomest husband.
 
i dont think it's a good idea to ship ASCNS with Chantal. She already had that with Nader, and we all know how that ended.
AnimeSucks hit his mother and will most likely do the same to Chantal
Who would even get to be the Queen Beeze in that situation? It would never work because they’d fight for the spotlight, all the time. Chantal wouldn’t do well with another extreme attention seeking type, one who also has to be at the center of everything. all the time. ASCAS is alright, the only thing I find annoying about him is his constant attention seeking, I don’t understand his weird fetishes nor why he’s so vocal about them, but definitely wouldn’t wish Chantal on him. I don’t even think he really likes her, the attention he gives her always comes off like he’s doing it for the spotlight, not real love at first sight or any other thing.
 
Bingo cards ready
Did someone say Bingo?
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Sorry, it was a perfect set up, I've chuckling about this on twitter for days. The ALR and Fatso cross-over --chef kiss😙👌
Salacious Crumb to Chantals Jabba
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Time to bring this out again.
AnimeSucks hit his mother and will most likely do the same to Chantal
The only thing AnimeSucks wants to hit is that double gunt!
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She is already bored with the flat, and probably finding faults. As soon as she is putting the hijab, she is planning returning to her handsomest husband.
I really hope that if she runs back to Syria, this time Salad's family keep him from picking her up at the airport. He could be free of her so easily, what are the odds she could find her way to his house?
 
This is the illusion that she projects, yes. She wants you to believe that she likes food, but she doesn't really "like" food. She likes the routine of eating itself: getting the same few dishes day after day, the repetition of mastication, the familiar feeling of swallowing a mass of bolus deep down her gullet. It's a very robotic and rigid process.

She traveled all the way to Syria, a country with an immense culinary history, and her two major meals were: fried chicken, and instant noodles. Even in Kuwait, her diet was very routine and consisted of a lot of fast food. She's been dreaming about the thought of consuming a D-grade chicken sandwich covered in cheap hot sauce from the poor-man's McDonalds for the past few weeks. She is not a woman of refined taste nor is she a particularly adventurous eater. She doesn't like to try new food because she's not really interested in the taste or the texture or anything like that, she's only interested in the psychical routine of eating.

It's sort of reminiscent of a former smoker, when feeling a bit stressed, gets a craving for a cigarette. It's not really the nicotine that they're craving anymore, it's just the familiarity of the cigarette and the ritual that came along with smoking that they're craving: a quick moment of relief from the stress they're under. They don't really want the cigarette itself.

Her addiction to food, like almost all other hamplanets of her caliber, stems from an inability to self-soothe, a profoundly damaged self-esteem, and a severely stunted sense of personal responsibility. That's why she's eaten herself to the size of a small planet, not because she likes food.
Somewhat agree, somewhat disagree. She is not, agreed, a "foodie"/ gourmet/ gourmand; she is, however a glutton. And though gluttony includes the habit and the the substitution of food for a healthy psychology or ability to handle stress/ life/ emotions, she also plainly loves the taste and feel of fatty foods in her mouth. She doesn't have sophisticated tastes - so yeah, she'd not be one to travel to try exotic foods or compete by eating them (she also has no ambition), but she clearly enjoys the sensory aspects of it and will RELOCATE around the world for a sloppy, fatty chicken burger (and weed). But I don't think it, or the spaghettios or the manwich, is satisfying enough and she felt that fast this time. Food is never a true remedy for psychological ills, and at some level she perceives that but has no ability or interest in doing anything else for more than 5 minutes.

I had a feeling she would be bored with Canada after getting her fast food and edible fix. She's probably already bored with the cat that she HAD to get immediately, too. That's just her nature. She thinks every new situation is a fresh start, everything is going to be perfect, all her problems will be solved, and she'll finally have everything she always wanted. Then suddenly the past looks so much better.
The only surprising (minorly) thing is the speed with which she started signaling her irritation and boredom. I only watch reactions, so haven't seen her talking about maybe getting back with Salah (???), but I noticed even in her first two videos when back in Canada that she was hinting at dissatisfaction, which is setting up for a reversal or at least a left turn. In the couple I've seen she's already started criticizing her place, was trying to cover frustration with the cat, couldn't get interested in doing anything but taking a drive on the long road and was bored even doing that. She even criticized the fall leaves at the same time as supposedly showing them as a point of interest and beauty. She barely concealed her (warranted, imo) distaste for those fall-themed gifts (lol, the plunger in a garish skirt). She spends money in the absence of interest or motivation to do anything - mostly on food and things to accommodate her body - nothing creative or hobby-ish, bc she doesn't have any. And you're right about looking to the past - couldn't think of anything to do except drive around, drive the long road, talk about dumpster diving - same as it ever was. Travels halfway around the world because "I've got to be free to be me," but "being me" is actually food and farts, and it's massively boring, even to her. She flat refuses even to consider anything that doesn't numb her out. When her car rental runs out, she's going to go insane.

Neither of them is ever going to go back to Kuweight so the piece of paper can never actually be cancelled - it doesn't matter though because nowhere else recognizes it.
Assuming (as a hypothetical) they were married in some recognized form in Kuwait, do you know or just assume that one or both would need to return to Kuwait physically to file whatever is needed to undo it?

For whatever it's worth(...), copilot told me that the Canadian back in Canada could file there after a year residency, or the Syrian could file in Syria; divorce in Kuwait is possible - and both may need to be present. In that scenario, per Kuwaiti law, the Kuwaiti court would be applying Syrian (the husband's) law, and it's probably better for him to file in Syria. I have not verified any of this, obvs.
 
She could not get married in Kuwait while on a travel visa. She talked about a marriage using a "loophole". Salah did not want her to talked about it. Milk Tea made a good exposé about it. At best they had a civil arrangement.

Now, she is driving around reminiscing of the good old days, eating all the fast food that she wants, hitting the edible like there is no tomorrow. However, soon, she will have to return the car, and with no mobility scooter in sight, we will have Chantal, alone in her flat, sans dishwasher, and having to share a laundry facility with riff-raffs. The absolutely divorcing, to the being in the process to divorce, to the not having submitted the paper yet to divorce, will soon become reconsidering divorce to not divorcing at all.

She is already bored with the flat, and probably finding faults. As soon as she is putting the hijab, she is planning returning to her handsomest husband.
Chantal already got her fix of pot and fast food. Now I’m wondering if she’s going to stay in Canada until after Christmas and she gets her haul of presents.

All that’s in the air that could change things is 1. Whether or not Peetz actually moved in with her, 2. If contact with Nader is more than one alleged email , and 3. If Chantal makes a decision while high after the paranoia kicks in.
 
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I’ve always thought of Gunt as an almost comic figure -a sloppy, filthy , exceedingly stupid, victim of gluttony and ego haplessly lurching from one self created fiasco to the next but this post Syrian arc feels somehow different. Maybe it’s just me but I’m sensing a real darkness about her now..The vibe is not good and the constant smirking, reeking of dupers delight and the restless sense of chaos she is exuding is almost unnerving to watch . I feel like I’m watching an amoral wrecking ball who is set to do some real damage.The brakes are off and I’ve got a feeling we’re going to see some disturbing shit this time round
 
I’ve got a feeling we’re going to see some disturbing shit this time round
The only way I can see this happening is if she fatpulsively flings herself back to Syria because desperate bitch is desperate for fake-marriage, and he refuses to fetch her/denies her access to the Fecal Palace. She will not have enough cash on hand for a return flight quickly, or to put herself up in a hotel until she can swing one because stupid whore gunt never thinks more than one step ahead, and I just imagine her glitchy, 4G livestreaming from the still rubble-cluttered streets whining and bitching (and severely carb-crashing) and titling every stream something like MY LIFE IS IN DANGER HELP NOWWWWWWWWWWWW.

However, he WILL pick her up and let her remain until her next ragequit because Salah Al-Rafae will always kiss the bottom of her shoe.
 
Something I said a while ago...


Chantal is flat miserable. She does not live a happy existence. Everything sucks. And this is no different. Canada might have given her a temporary high, especially as she was allowed to beeze, but the reality of her awful lot in life reemerged.

Kuwait sucks too but it at least offers her something she's been seeking since the Bibi days ended: the illusion of a relationship.

She doesn't get that in Canada. If anything, Canada is a constant reminder of what she doesn't have there anymore.

So, I agree she'll sulk back to Kuwait when this all calms down.

This is what I said over the summer. Trade out Kuwait and Syria and it was right on the nose because Chantal is as predictable as the sunrise, despite all her manic episodes and impulsivity.

Everything she does is just chasing the high of some past experience, whether food related or life in general.

She'll go back to Syria because Chantal has no life. There is no reason to stay in Canada. Her family can't stand her, she has no job and no friends outside Peetz, who seems completely indifferent to her.

At least Syria allows for her to play pretend housewife, you know until that becomes boring for her and she starts craving stupid shit she can't get there again.

But such is the life for someone who can't enjoy any of it.
 
One issue with Cutie hurpling off to Vegas' HAG is that to qualify for the free meal one has to weigh in on their scale, and then those elbees are posted to a huge display inside the restaurant.
Worse, the huge scale is outside the restaurant and can be viewed by all passers by. The only way she would agree to do that is if Nader goaded her into it (after all, Nader goaded her into eating gray Arby's).

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Just think, Chins weighs almost as much as the family of 5 pictured above.
 
I wonder how her beezers - especially the ones who have been sharing their "hard-earned" money with her - would react if she went back. Would they feel betrayed?
I haven’t been able to watch her lives, so I’m limited to what reactors post, but I haven’t heard what her plans are for <enter cat name here> after she returns to Syria.

I’d love to say I think her beezers will finally hit the limit of their tolerance of Gunt, and leave en masse. But, I can’t say that because they won’t.
 
I do really feel like she rugpulled us on walking back Islam. We optimistic rainbows thought she might give a little milk trying to justify the last three years of her life and all the bullshit within. But she literally jumpscared us out of enjoying that as soon as she went live in Canada.

And now she's min-maxed ragebaiting with constant new cats... I might just take another six month nap on Flobbicus tbh. Wake me when she's built enough new stupid shit for a new proper crashout.
 
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