🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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her story of being ambushed by Salad with his Aunties as his Bodyguard to sign some kind of legal seperation or divorce Papers is one story I 100% believe
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I agree. She's not strategic enough to understand why they did it that way. She would've come up with some cringey, illogical scenario if it was a lie.

The goal was to get rid of her smoothly without giving her the chance to play sick or throw a tantrum. The aunties advised Salah to placate her until the last minute to keep her calm.

Then made sure they were with him when he handed her the papers. The aunties would've figured out Chins bullied Salah when they were alone, but was a chicken in front of his family. They would also know Salah was weakwilled enough to screw up getting the papers signed unless his aunties were right there directing the scene.
Human Mystery said:
She mentioned recently that she saw a crackhead in the laundry room.
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Chantal wouldn't know a crackhead if he stuck a broomstick up her ass. Her chat had to convince her Nader was on meth after she already smoked his meth pipe. She probably hasn't even seen the laundry room yet. She's only been there a couple days and she doesn't do laundry often, to put it mildly.
 
Schmooo said:
Gunt believes that all she has to say (and repeat, and repeat, repeat) is “I’m confused about religion” and that’ll get rid of everyone on her case about her religion fickleness.

Maybe she’s planning to re-adapt to an Islam-Lite situation type deal.


Siamese and similar breeds of cats are typically very, very, VERY vocal.

If she was annoyed by Smokey, she’s gonna love what’s coming.
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ETA4653: Jesus. I am watching Piggy’s clips of the Live from today and every single goddamned thing Gunt has said since she arrived in Canadia, she has then turned around and said the opposite:

“I’m never returning to the ME.”
to
“There’s a non-zero chance of me returning to Syria.”
then back to
“I may get back together with Salad, but I’m definitely never going back to the ME.”

And the HEE-jobb is off but maybe going back on…”

And the “I’m a Muslim, I’m not eating pork.”
to
A BK car mukbang including a Whopper with BACON.
to
“I haven’t eaten any bacon yet…”
(Chat corrects her)
“Oh. Oops my bad. tee hee.”

“I’m divorced!”
to
“We’re not divorced because I signed the papers but Salad didn’t file them.”

“I’m done with men!”
to
“Salah and I might get back together at some point.”

“I have absolutely no shame about my baldness. I do not give a crop what anyone says about my hair.”
to
“I hate my hair. I want to shave it.”
and
“I’m going to Turkey for a hair transplant.”
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That’s cause she’s a cluster beeze. Anything can change in a moment because it’s all based on her feelings and they rapidly change. She has nothing solid to pin anything down on in there.
 
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catbyte said:
At least put a fluffy towel or something in that cold, hard carrier.
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The stupid bitch doesn’t even have a spoon right now.

Which brings me to my next point: she put off going to Canada because she wanted more money.
But she’s blown $450 on groceries and just said she’s got a HUGE Penningtons haul coming.
She’s such a greedy fuck.

She said she’s “going to the office tomorrow to get it looked at.” I couldn’t see chat. I wonder if she means her baby toe? Perhaps it’s still really bothering her.

SN: every cat name the chat threw at her, she almost immediately dismissed because it reminds her of someone or something she dislikes. She has so much hate in her.

Oh, she tried to say she hadn’t had any bacon. Then said, wait no, I’ve had pork. 4 pogos. Oh, I had bacon on my burger. (Then was caught pulling bacon out) Rule #1
 
Clotso Coof said:
The goal was to get rid of her smoothly without giving her the chance to play sick or throw a tantrum. The aunties advised Salah to placate her until the last minute to keep her calm.

Then made sure they were with him when he handed her the papers. The aunties would've figured out Chins bullied Salah when they were alone, but was a chicken in front of his family. They would also know Salah was weakwilled enough to screw up getting the papers signed unless his aunties were right there directing the scene.
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I really appreciate how quickly the aunties saw her for what she is and how easily they can run circles around her. They had her number immediately, and their behind-the-scenes conversations must've been great. I'm sure they were nice at first just because they're the kind of people who are welcoming to visitors, but they apparently quickly realized that they could weaponize their good manners and sociability: they literally killed her with kindness.

The divorce papers gambit was also brilliant. I'm sure the strategy formed exactly as you described, and Salah had been avoiding Chantal entirely (with his mysterious "illness") in the lead-up to her departure. They caught her off-guard, knowing she'd never fight back in that moment, and they were correct.

I assume they already have a marriage prospect picked out for Salah and are likely already doing whatever is necessary to set up that union. He won't stand a chance when they launch the next phase of their plan, because he's obviously no match for them (or for anyone else). Honestly, he'll be much better off in general with a gang of female relatives to keep him in line and to propel him toward good decisions.

I'm willing to consider the aunties honorary shitposters, just like our lord and savior, Bald Thai Lady.
 
Chickenpox said:
I bet she will be back with Salah / in Syria by next month.
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I thought she really was done with him when she went live without the hair/face covering and said "I'm not doing that again"... but then Mr. Crazy Frog himself returned to her channel - that is the strongest indication he's going to be hanging around for fucking ages.

I don't think she's going to go back to Syria but Salad has a fucking huge negative incentive to actually break up with her and to instead keep the relationship going "long distance" as long as possible simply because: why have the cow when you can have the milk for free.

So long as she's sending him money, even if its smaller amounts, it obviously pays way better than any job (including being a fucking doctor) in Syria today, and he would be terminally retarded to cut off her money.

Even if he got a full time, decent paying job, it would likely not pay anywhere near as much as she sends him to make it look like they're "real lovers" who are only separated by distance. Simply because of that expect him to sperg in her chat every so often.

Again: why have the cow when you can get the milk for free? Salad probably has that shit eating grin on his face and has been swiping left to every single woman on Tinder in his shit hole.
 
Salah still hanging around like a bad smell is not a good sign.

Once she gets bored with this cat, it's extremely likely she'll dump it and try and shoot her shot again.
 
Something smells really bad here and it is not just fatso , all of a sudden she is backtracking on what she has already said, she is now not divorced, I still don’t believe they were ever really married. She might start wearing the hijab again, they might get back together but a long distance relationship.
He pops back up in her chats , still a mod and still blocking people. Was this just another scheme to get the shitslip finally to Canada ? , or will she hurple back to Syria, we all know he will never be truly rid of her , and no doubt he will be asking her for money while she is busy grifting off her viewers . The only certainty is she is a liar , if her gob is flapping, she is lying ( and eating ) . I don’t think either of them are bright enough to keep things hidden for long, she always tells on herself.
Bingo cards ready ? .
 
lol cow supreme said:
She's sittin in a a 2023/4 ish Toyota Camry

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fucking calld it. thats a wheel chair accessible apartment. look how fucking low the switches are ‽ ‽ ‽ (yeah thats right, triple interrobang bishes)
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The houses he shows the Halloween decorations are 107 8th street on the way back from FarmBoy to aunt Phylis' place and 1213 and 1216 Queen St, Cornwall which is in her aunts side of Cornwall

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Now you've got to be thinking.. lol cow supreme, why the fuck did you go all autistic on these poor peoples halloween decorations Gunt was showing off?

Well... Did she get OUT OF THE CAR here on Queen street to film the leaves and say they are pretty colors.
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Same tree, crooked utility box and wooden fence.

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She's parked where this red SUV is parked

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Did she just roll down her window to film the leaves being "all pretty colors" and get the leaf blown onto her fat forehead? Or did she get out? Why would she stop and park here just to do that? The decorations werent so spooktacular that you would have to pull over with your aunt and film some leaves on the ground. She was actively driving when she recorded the inflatables.

Or am I too quick to be sus, cus it would be really convenient that Peetz lived on the route from the intersection of Peter and James street to Farm Boy.
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These houses look similar to the houses she showed when going Christmas light viewing with her mom and aunt a few years back. Maybe I'm crazy, but they feel familiar.
 
Chantal is a desperate woman who has always leveraged her relatively well-off status to snare broke loser men*, be they shiftless bone-idle slugs, drug-addicts or most recently a borderline stateless third world refugees. She has no redeeming value to men outside of money and her complete lack of standards outside of men having to "visibly love/claim her, fake or otherwise".

That's the nature of the "agreements with Salah" she keeps mentioning, fake love her and the money will keep coming, that means having to visibly respond to her public overtures and most importantly not let any other women into his life. Chantal is perfectly fine being in Canada and paying him as long as he doesn't break these rules else she'll launch herself at Syria and smash back into his life like a 500pound JDAM.

All this bouncing back and forth between Canada and Syria essentially meaningless as far as their "agreement" goes and likely down to Chantal hating Syria and feeling secure in having Salah locked down for the time being.

The only dynamic factor is Salah. Arabs are generally shameless grifters when they engage in it, taking money from rubes comes as natually to them as banking comes to others. That said it can't be easy being bossed around by a disgusting 40 year old worn out white kuffar as an arab man. No other male is going to respect him playing the Salacious Crumb to Chantals Jabba, nor will his female relatives be okay with her hanging around. That might be why she left, too, to get some pressure off of Salah.

Maybe she'll be back, maybe she won't, but as with these other men in her life, it'll be up to him to break free of her orbit because this can't last forever. Thing is Salah gets to play quite the baller with her money, can he give up the car and wealth just so that he can build a simple modest life with an actual wife, kids, scraping by with this extended family at the rubble compound?

*Our grey rock hero Milan is excluded from this list because he paid his own way and triggered the crackhead olympics.
 
There's this Youtuber I follow, called BeardMeatsFood.


He is a 5'6", 160 lbs, relatively athletic British man with a huge beard, who travels the world and does "food challenges" at various restaurants, eating obscene amounts of food and winning 99% of the time.

In his latest video, he was served a hubcap of rice in Singapore, and then it clicked for me.

Chantal would be absolutely perfect if she wants to rebrand her channel to something like this. Just imagine the video, Peetz driving her to an unsuspecting restaurant, with her barely hurpling inside, all giddy and tee-heeing "I'm here for your challenge", with the waitresses looking on at her in horror. She then unhinges her jaw and absolutely demolishes whatever they put in front of her in negative time, winning herself a cool $50-100, a t-shirt for Peetz, plus the ad revenue from the video.

This will satisfy all her most important needs - eaiting and money. (Also - attention, but not the type of attention she craves.)

The only thing that could prevent this is the shame and self-conciousness that she exhibits about how grossly fat she is, when she interacts with real people, that aren't names on a screen. She is also profoundly lazy and unwilling to move (or do whatever), but I'm sure if there is (subpar) food at the end of the road, she would be willing to travel regularly, at least to New York state, or somewhere relatively close.

Her equivalent to pilgrimage to Mecca, would probably be the Heart Attack Grill in Vegas, where people over 350 lbs eat for free.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
This is the thermostat from one of the listing pics.


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If it matches, that's certainly suggestive. If it doesn't, it does not necessarily mean it hasn't been replaced with a different model.
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No ones going to doxxx a thermostat, who would be that kind of a loser?

lol cow supreme said:
Chantal's is a White-Rogers series 70. Pretty cheap tat for a thermostat tbh.
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oh damn...

But the one in your picture isnt very detailed, but it gives me the impression of a dial type thermostat that is provided with baseboard heat, which is whats installed in that particular building.
 
Whitney Houston On Crack said:
Chantal would be absolutely perfect if she wants to rebrand her channel to something like this.
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This is the illusion that she projects, yes. She wants you to believe that she likes food, but she doesn't really "like" food. She likes the routine of eating itself: getting the same few dishes day after day, the repetition of mastication, the familiar feeling of swallowing a mass of bolus deep down her gullet. It's a very robotic and rigid process.

She traveled all the way to Syria, a country with an immense culinary history, and her two major meals were: fried chicken, and instant noodles. Even in Kuwait, her diet was very routine and consisted of a lot of fast food. She's been dreaming about the thought of consuming a D-grade chicken sandwich covered in cheap hot sauce from the poor-man's McDonalds for the past few weeks. She is not a woman of refined taste nor is she a particularly adventurous eater. She doesn't like to try new food because she's not really interested in the taste or the texture or anything like that, she's only interested in the psychical routine of eating.

It's sort of reminiscent of a former smoker, when feeling a bit stressed, gets a craving for a cigarette. It's not really the nicotine that they're craving anymore, it's just the familiarity of the cigarette and the ritual that came along with smoking that they're craving: a quick moment of relief from the stress they're under. They don't really want the cigarette itself.

Her addiction to food, like almost all other hamplanets of her caliber, stems from an inability to self-soothe, a profoundly damaged self-esteem, and a severely stunted sense of personal responsibility. That's why she's eaten herself to the size of a small planet, not because she likes food.
 
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I had a feeling she would be bored with Canada after getting her fast food and edible fix. She's probably already bored with the cat that she HAD to get immediately, too. That's just her nature. She thinks every new situation is a fresh start, everything is going to be perfect, all her problems will be solved, and she'll finally have everything she always wanted. Then suddenly the past looks so much better. That's why most of her stories are from her childhood and teen years.

She couldn't wait to get rid of that heejob, but as soon as Salah entered he chat she started considering wearing it again. Give her another few weeks and she'll start saying she misses Julia too much and Syria wasn't so bahd. (I think she made up the "Salah didn't foile the divorce papers" loy on the spot.) She couldn't wait to leave the villa, even before she started talking to Salah (scamsion, anyone?) and now she's wisfully saying "There will never be another villa." And she was definitely feeling nostalgic for Crackhead Olympics when she was driving down the long road.

When she she says she'll never do something again, you can take it with less than a grain of salt. How many times during the Kuwait arc did she say she was moving back to Canada, cut her stay short, and upon return said she'd never move back to Canada?

The only thing she'll never stop doing is chasing her own piggy tail.
 
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