💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.1%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%
  • Total voters
    688
Pentamidine said:
Give Star Trak some time. If they're legit, they are trying to stretch out Rekieta's suffering. If Ian exists and his name is actually Ian, Nick is not having a good time right now. Which, to me, explains his uptick in Kurt-casting. Nick streams and engages in social media as a self-soothing mechanism. He wants the ass pats and the parasocial affirmation to make him feel better. If (one of) Kayla's paramour(s) is leaking info to the farms, whether directly or indirectly, and it actually will eventually conclude in nudes/lewds/porn, Nick is probably "trying not to eat a bullet every day" as a result.

And StarTrak likely reckons he can stretch that out and escalate over a longer period of time to maximize how long Nick impotently seethes, likely making shower calls to try and pin down the rat or control the narrative.

However, if StarTrak isn't legit, then yeah it's all gay.
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stretching it out is even more gay than balldo is and that's pretty fucking gay. If you have something release it faggot.

Gobermental Supervisor said:
I might as well invent a new storyline about Nick being a gay hooker who got AIDS from sucking gay Nigger cock in Minnesota when he went for his blow pick up.
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what do you mean invent? this is 100% true
daffodils said:
"I got a pretty significant scholarship because my LSAT score was pretty good."
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this is a blatant lie he barely passed it on his first try he's talked about it multiple times
 
daffodils said:
"My career in law is mostly over [...] My purpose in becoming a lawyer was completed."

The purpose was supposedly to help others.

"I got a pretty significant scholarship because my LSAT score was pretty good."
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Funniest thing Nick's said all year
 
Vibralldo said:
Funniest thing Nick's said all year
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The cope is real and we all know why. The disciplinary proceedings are ...proceeding. All the Nick Tricks have failed.

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I assume, and it is just an assumption, that he is trying to get to some sort of "guilty plea" equivalent where he "agrees" to "quit" being a lawyer instead of the total humiliation of what amounts to court action to wipe him out and get rid of him from the list of lawyers.
 
Locals Stream "Toasting a steak: a very uncivil endeavor 11-02-2025
Locals viewership is hovering around 35-45 people. Awful.
  • Instantly lashed out at the Minnesota Bar Association over his licence restrictions, insisting he’s merely “behind” on his CLE requirements. Claims he has a response to the committee sitting in his “drafts,” while joking about “swindling his many clients.” Admits that one of his official replies to a question was simply “lol no,” which he accidentally submitted instead of the real response he meant to write. He now has to apologize and make a fully reasoned reply.
  • Jumps onto the usual Cooking With Kurt segment, its about cooking a steak in a toaster, makes a swipe about Kurt using ChatGPT (ironic).
  • The chat log is slower than a snail, one comment every two minutes.
  • Jumps off the Cooking segment.
  • Nick once again makes commentary about his cool dude sunglasses.
  • Blames "someone from hell" for scheduling a Soccer game for his son over Halloween then visited Mall of America in Bloomington so apparently that is why he couldn't stream for an entire weekend.
  • Makes further excuses, promising yet again to stream more consistently.
  • Claims to have "eyes on a really nice portable computer to replace his entire setup, but its really "spendy" (poorfag indicator alert)
  • Says this is so he can stream "from his bedroom" (gross, no thanks) then bring it down to the basement.
  • Someone makes a Wish you a Million Dollars joke, Nick converts this into a SuperTips ad read.
  • Claims to be trying to figure out how to include "Rumble Exclusives for members", but all his contacts from Rumble have left the company. Calls it an "interesting development" in a conspiratorial tone.
  • A commenter asks to see his pedicure. Nick half-comments on the infamous toenail paint video. Jokes that people "called him gay", replying "yeah, I know!". This is all he says on it.
  • Some loser in the chat called "@AEinsteinUnivers" is spamming weird shit
  • Nick claims being a lawyer "doesn't make money" and that you need to do it for "something you personally care about" and that you need to use your lawyer "status" to "make a change".
  • Nick says his "career in law is mostly over" for now. Claims "he helped people".
  • Nick continues to give unsolicited advice on the path through law education. Giving an outline of how to succeed (ironic).
  • Nick claims his LSAT score was "pretty good" and got a significant scholarship because of it.
  • More education advice, target the admissions department, foot in the door, remember your name, etc.
  • Nick thought in college he was going to "write movies". His GPA is average. Admits to being lazy.
  • He finally gets onto the Cooking segment, I have lost interest.
 
RaptInPlastic said:
The creepy thing, and there's always a creepy part with fucking Rekieta, is that all the incidents center on his "favorite" daughter other than his confession of his chokeslam on his son
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With Nick’s style of „wishing a million dollars” to people he hates, calling guys that disgruntled him „a funny guy”, describing his obnoxious deviant escapades as „weird and funny”, I’m worried what a „favorite daughter” really means.
 
Nick admits to have never watched Charlie Kirk despite attempting his absolute hardest to squeeze out a crocodile tear on his death grift stream.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Nick thought in college he was going to "write movies". His GPA is average. Admits to being lazy.
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You just know Nick has like 100 movies planned out in his head and, based on his tastes in fiction, they're all about a self insert seducing a 17 year old
 
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Sneed Force One said:
Stream just started and he is IMMEDIATELY seething about his involuntary MSBA hold :story:
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MSBA is not the MN state bar. It's a voluntary organization that has no role in whether someone is authorized to practice or not. Not sure it's you or he referencing that association (he has done it before, which is inexcusable), but either way, it is wrong.

Overall lawyer regulation sites: https://lawyerregulation.mn.gov/
Lawyer registration: https://lro.mn.gov/
Prof Responsibility/ discipline: https://lprb.mncourts.gov/Pages/Default.aspx
*Voluntary* Association: https://mnbars.org/ (not a regulatory body or office)
 
Nick SEETHED at a non-paying Rumble viewer who questioned why he's cucking the content to the paypigs lmao
 
Pentamidine said:
I know Nick blew up his career by bullying the likes of Ron Toye and Russel Greer, but it used to be people who deserved it.
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If I am being completely honest, he took Ron a little too far. Not to Kurt levels, mind you, but those cuck claims absolutely did not age well.

Ron still sucks in my book, but there was very little evidence he's an actual cuck. Nick just desperately wanted him to be one.

Nick, OTOH...

All of that leads to the inevitable hindsight-informed question: Was he projecting about that at the time? 🤔

I have said it before, but Ron could have a lot of fun right now over Nick's predicament, but I don't think he's really "Internet people." Unlike Nick, he has a successful offline day job. He's a senior loan officer at a mortgage company.

Greer is still a 100% a shithead though. I may also be legally obligated to say that because he's suing this site and Null.

Another thought I had recently:

This thing with Kurt kinda reeks of him trying to entice Kurt into being Nick's own version of Maddox. You know how much Nick worships Juju, and cribs from his playbook. Except Kurt is acting less like Maddox, and more like Eric July. So, Nick is just spinning his wheels. Good. Let him spin into oblivion.
 
Its amazing that Nick still has to run interference for the fact that SuperTips leaks pay data. Its been a year.
 
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