💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[quarter_grifter]

Thanks for that Quartering segment, KC. That was my favorite one so far. Ashton nailed it.

 

[Old Man Mario]

I was in the basement earlier this evening, I resisted the urge to pee in the basement drain. My elderly ass has a bad hip but I made it up the stairs. My wife took forever in the bathroom organizing her vitamins and medications. I managed to hang in there. I didn't piss on the seat once I finally got to piss. Quarterton doesn't have an excuse.

If Pounder had issues reading, I wonder how he played Magic for so long. Maybe he played simple decks like mono red burn that didn't take much thought to play?

Quarterton took an online test to see if he had Autism. Turns out, to no one's surprise, he's on the spectrum. I wouldn't be surprised if the test was right. His lack of awareness at all social situations and low intelligence suggests something isn't right.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Thanks for that Quartering segment, KC. That was my favorite one so far. Ashton nailed it.

As soon as I read this I checked it out and low and behold the first thing they are covering is that clip I was talking about how he hasn't read a book since he was 12. Then the second clip is him saying he has to read things out loud to understand it which finally explains why he's reading hater comments out on stream even when it's shit like "hey you fucking walrus why don't you lose weight and stop begging for money!" Shit that no one in their right mind would actually read about themselves into a hot mic. He doesn't even fully comprehend what he's reading until it's out his fat mouth. Poor QuarterBrain.

 

[quarter_grifter]

As soon as I read this I checked it out and low and behold the first thing they are covering is that clip I was talking about how he hasn't read a book since he was 12.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...unsleeved-media-midwestly.48959/post-22859881

The clips are from here, if you wanted to save them for your personal collection.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...unsleeved-media-midwestly.48959/post-22859881

The clips are from here, if you wanted to save them for your personal collection.

I mentally skipped that post going down the rabbit hole of the Rumble stats mystery but I just looked over my timestamps and you hit all the major ones. Only a few relevant notes.

Jeremy had just gotten back to his seat before jumping into the "pear shaped body" rant so we were treated to this visual only moments before.

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Motherfucker literally is shaped like a pear.

Also we briefly saw "white freedom hoodie" in Jeremy's Google search history.

This of course is the hoodie version of the shirt Charlie Kirk was wearing when he was shot since Jeremy is still not done mining Charlies grave for money and attention.

I looked through a few of the top results and no one seems to be selling this in a size above 2XL then last night Quartering did a short stream where he showed up wearing this.

So he spent time shopping up merch to virtue signal his grift then had to pivot to a trucker hat because he was too fat for the hoodie. Lay off the clearance steaks QuarterTon.

There was also a brief side rant about how we shouldn't need things like SNAP because then community would come together and take care of their own even though he immediately admitted anytime a community group starts asking for a contribution to charity he told them to fuck off because he already pays "47% tax." Then Hannah comes off the top rope pointing out that a lot of people just don't have the means to support others and most people would support their community if they had the money . Of course we all know the reality that Jeremy is just a greedy piece of shit and there is no level of taxation where he's going to make a contribution to charity unless he gets to stand under a spotlight and stroke off his ego publicly while doing it.

Look at Hannah's face when Jeremy says this all started when people stopped going to church. By his own account he's physically been to a church service somewhere between 2-4 times in his adult life and now watches on his couch while eating and definitely fucking around on his phone since he can't even resist doing that every 5 minutes during his own livestream.

Don't even get me started on the 47% tax rate claim, especially from a guy who probably writes off his all his RC cars and the RC track in his backyard as a business expense because they appeared in Youtube videos that generated a combined $18 in ad revenue.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

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Lol at that massive gunt. "Losing 40 lbs," my ass. Who would believe that this massive fat-ass is doing exercise in the first place? He's probably doing "aerobics" where he eats with his right and left arms alternately in every meal.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Lol at that massive gunt. "Losing 40 lbs," my ass. Who would believe that this massive fat-ass is doing exercise in the first place? He's probably doing "aerobics" where he eats with his right and left arms alternately in every meal.

At that level of obesity, a simple regime of sensible eating and going for moderate intensity walks, sustained for 4-6 weeks, would be enough to initially shed weight really quick (beyond 40lbs) ; due to the sheer volume of calories it takes to maintain and move a gunt of these proportions.

I can promise you this cunt, as you say, is doing fuck all exercise. If he was, we’d be getting Fatrickesque 2024 disgusting sweated face post-workout selfies on the reg.

Literally the only workout The Guntering gets is when he performs Matrix-tier dodging manoeuvres at the passing of the salad bowl.

 

[Maldemort]

If Pounder had issues reading, I wonder how he played Magic for so long. Maybe he played simple decks like mono red burn that didn't take much thought to play?

Eh, once you’ve played a few games, back then anyway, even the tards would be able to tell you approximately what a card does by sight.

He probably just had people explain what the card did to him several times until he got it.

There were a fucking lot fewer cards back before wotc started greed maxxxing with all this stupid ass offshoot shit.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Desperate for clout and distance from Tiny, Kyla Turner has decided to grift in the wake of the Casino...

 

[Schpoots]

I'm so glad they're just making fun of him from a distance. This is what the quartering does. He's fine humilating himself to thousands on the off chance that one person might come over. He's a genuine grifter, the any advertising is good advertising kind of guy. Having him on your show, no matter what the outcome is, only benefits him. The few times I've seen him get into a debate (like with ralph or metokur in the old days) its a slog where he sandbags everything and acts as boring as possible. Its always a waste of everyones time. He is human quicksand.

Do you see what I mean now? This dude literally admits he shits his pants and now were learning he cant fucking read. Humilating himself is his main content which is why I dont like when people try to directly engage him with debates because it just gives him fuel.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Do you see what I mean now? This dude literally admits he shits his pants and now were learning he cant fucking read. Humilating himself is his main content which is why I dont like when people try to directly engage him with debates because it just gives him fuel.

I don't think he knows he's humiliating himself. He's fucking DUMB man. Like DISABLED levels of retarded. Shits his pants. Can't read. Does tons of drugs. Can't even read the Kings James Version of the Bible and needs a comic book version to understand it. Dick likely shooting blanks. Motherfucker is 80 IQ

 

[Eventide]

When you think about it, Jeremy is a true example of living the American Dream.

Only in America can an incontinent, illiterate retard earn a fortune sperging on the internet...than immediately lose said fortune by starting a poorly conceived coffee company.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If Jeremey is so worried about starving to eat survivalist bucket food and has poop problems he should switch to a large purchase of MREs. It would solve both problems easily.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

If Jeremey is so worried about starving to eat survivalist bucket food and has poop problems he should switch to a large purchase of MREs. It would solve both problems easily.

The dumb nigger would probably try eating the ration heater, believing it to be a ‘good source of Magnesium and Iron’.

 

[quarter_grifter]

When you think about it, Jeremy is a true example of living the American Dream.

Only in America can an incontinent, illiterate retard earn a fortune sperging on the internet...than immediately lose said fortune by starting a poorly conceived coffee company.

You're 100% correct. And this is exactly why I consider it my patriotic duty to make fun of him.

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

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Desperate for clout and distance from Tiny, Kyla Turner has decided to grift in the wake of the Casino...

He looks like the weird science teacher in high school who is a terrible teacher but keeps his job and posh salary because he's a union member and has compromising photos of the principal and vice principal with twelve year old girls, or the really bad radio show host who with bad ratings keeps his job because he has compromising photos of his boss with ten year olds.

 

[quarter_grifter]

He looks like the weird science teacher in high school who is a terrible teacher but keeps his job and posh salary because he's a union member and has compromising photos of the principal and vice principal with twelve year old girls, or the really bad radio show host who with bad ratings keeps his job because he has compromising photos of his boss with ten year olds.

Spoiler: Maybe he is a bad radio show host with bad ratings who keeps his job because he has something

I don't know where this clip is from, its context or authenticity. I've just seen it around the internet a few times.

 

[Locust Day]

Spoiler: Maybe he is a bad radio show host with bad ratings who keeps his job because he has something

I don't know where this clip is from, its context or authenticity. I've just seen it around the internet a few times.

Thequartering teaching pedophiles how to hide their CP when they brin... [w6t1ekg2av6a1].mp4

At first I was confused as to why he was advising Pedos on how to not get caught, then it hit me - he doesn't want any other techs to get their hands on blackmail material. That's his racket.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

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Desperate for clout and distance from Tiny, Kyla Turner has decided to grift in the wake of the Casino...

Twitter dunking on Jeremy has always been a free throw. Every time his Twitter discourse escapes the containment zone of dented paypigs and Indian MAGA ragebait engagement farmers it's a feeding frenzy of lefties to cut a slice of bacon off his back before he slithers back into the hugbox. This has been a thing since he first gained a following on Twitter and will continue to be a thing as long as people still watch his Youtube videos and retweet his brain dead hot takes. That really has nothing to do with Kino Casino and if this person is a leftie on Twitter there's a really good chance they aren't even aware such a thing exists.

There have been small contingents of leftie Youtubers who have managed to get tens of thousands of views just firing up a livestream dragging Jeremy for whatever he's doing to embarrass himself at that moment then uploading it to Youtube before Kino Casino was even a thing. This ramped up after he pissed in his basement while live on Twitch and some of them are still at it. Of course they also make videos reacting to his bad arguments and pick them apart which is less interesting because Quartering being a retard who can't form a coherent position isn't exactly breaking news but that's what he's always been to the left, an easy punching bag and a lolcow. Kino Casino putting him on blast just opened that up to a new audience but if you look back at him coping over the haters before Casino came along it's always "the woke left thinks this is an own but IT'S NOT!!!" because that was the audience trolling him for this same type of shit prior to 6 months ago.

I don't know where this clip is from, its context or authenticity. I've just seen it around the internet a few times.

This was from his very old tech tutorials channel. When this clip started making the rounds a few years ago the video it was taken from was mysteriously deleted from Youtube despite him constantly telling the story of how he sold that channel for a large sum of money back in the day. It's real and he's commented on it several times.

To go back to my point above, the "hide your CP" clip and that one clip where he very enthusiastically approves of Asia Argento statutory raping a minor she groomed since 14 have been dogging him for years on Twitter already.

 

[quarter_grifter]

Clipped today's stream. 90% was Jeremy scrolling through his twitter. There's not too many 'themes' to categorize, mostly just random shit. I tried my best, there's just not much here, but still feel free to poke around and make fun of Jeremy for being a loser.

Spoiler: Andy Warski was right

Melonie made her Packer's hat with crayons.

Jeremy sucks at running OBS or whatever app streamers use

Spoiler: He cut the show short because he had to pick up the wife's plane

Hannah reasonably assumes the reason Jeremy has to go to the airport is to either catch a plane, or pick someone up. It's actually because he has to 'pick up' his wife's plane, as maintenance on it has been completed. It's not very funny, but he does look like he's on drugs and even rubs his nipple for a moment in this clip, like a fucking freak.

Spoiler: He defaulted on his first credit card when he was a teenager

"When you're 18, you get every credit card".

Spoiler: This is probably the funniest clip, imo

Jeremy knows that when he's in Victoria's Secret, everyone thinks he's creepy (because he is). He describes how he acts creepy. Victoria's Secret should have a bar and restaurant to cater to male customers waiting for their wives/girlfriends, despite not 'needing' to go to 'breastaurants', as revealed a few episodes ago. He admits his wife only goes with him so she can spend his money.

Spoiler: A detractor asks a sneaky question to demonstrate their incompetence

1. A viewer asks the hosts what they think about more serious political commentators.
2. Jeremy pretends like he knows what these commentator's general ideas are, but deflects from having to describe them by claiming their irrelevancy.
3. Melonie deflects from having to answer by saying the Estrocast is the premier political podcast (obvious sarcasm).
4. Hannah is interested in sabotaging the show by having to do it live, which she knows would ruin it.
5. Jeremy rants about how he would only do an event if there was a built-in audience, because he admits he can't draw an audience (which means he's irrelevant by his own standard from #2).
6. Melonie makes a game out of it by saying she can at least attract stalkers to the live show because she knows the most relevant part of their audience is her simps

Spoiler: Walmart bannings

Jeremy can tell his wife 'no' all he wants, but that doesn't mean anything.

Spoiler: Jeremy doesn't want Melonie to do blackface because he would lose money, as they are 'business partners'

Isn't 'employee' the more accurate term?

Spoiler: Lex Fridman is not an entertainer, he's astroturfed, and Jeremy had to block him

Jeremy knows "a lot of smart people", but none of them are fun for him to talk to. He hates Elon Musk, and prefers Kid Rock. I find this funny because he's actually admitting he's not a smart person, despite him worshipping his own intellect (which he thinks is way higher than it is). I don't even think he understands how this is him admitting he's stupid.

Spoiler: Jeremy doesn't endorse gambling, but he endorses donations

Spoiler: Jeremy is scared to have women on his podcast

Because he knows there is a potential sexual harassment lawsuit every time he does.

Spoiler: A fan suggests a topic. Jeremy is too stupid to make content on it.

Jeremy is always talking about how he loves it when fans provide him ideas for topics he can make videos / livestream about. A fan, who claims they have faced an issue with being discriminated against for custody rights because they are male, wants him to cover family court-related matters. Jeremy says he's too stupid to understand the message the fan sent, but that's even more retarded because it's just him admitting, again, he can't read, and that even though he is clearly aware the person is suggesting the topic, the real reason he won't is because it's too complicated for him to make a video on.

Spoiler: Jeremy copes about being bald

Jeremy double-self-felts here. Hannah says her dad talks about men going bald means they have high testosterone. Then the panel decides that that's not actually true, that it is possible to have testosterone and not go bald. Jeremy could have said the reason he's going bald is because he has high testosterone, but he acknowledges the reality that he's both bald and low testosterone.

Spoiler: Schrodinger's groupthink / mental illness

While talking about some phrase the youth are using these days and comparing it to phrases that were popular when he was young, Jeremy claims he would have been the Chad to call everyone else a retard for using the popular-but-meaningless phrase, because he's so much better than the common groupthink. Then he says he wouldn't. This is what I was talking about earlier, how Jeremy thinks he has gotten so super-duper-smart in his adult life (based on his 'accomplishments' which is how he rationalizes his illiteracy) and projects that self-image into his own history, even when he knows it's not true. This is real mental illness.

Spoiler: Jeremy's tradwife

Jeremy's wife is a 'tradwife', despite talking for years about how they live basically separate lives. Every woman Jeremy knows who is married is a 'tradwife'. Because he doesn't have to accept the fact that the word has actually come to refer to a specific phenomenon, when he can just overrule that definition with is own. Which is that tradwives can be employed by corporate America.

Spoiler: Jokes that don't land

Melonie is a 'big fan of mediocrity'.

Jeremy tried to make a joke by referring to the phenomenon where people have sex in Halloween costumes. It didn't go over well, so he pivoted to trying to make fun of Melonie. She brushes off his patheticness.

Jeremy tries to tease Melonie about having a crush, as if they're in elementary school.

Jeremy was trying to make a racist joke and wanted the girls to chime in, but they didn't take the bait.

Jeremy makes fun of Melonie for being a Hot Topic stereotype (which she is).

Jeremy makes a joke about leftist women only being able to have sex by being raped.

Hannah laughs at the idea that her desk is her 'workspace', because she knows her 'work' is this retarded bullshit. Then Jeremy insults her Halloween decorations, and she gets fed up with his nagging.

Jeremy is a "girl's girl" (likes girly things) just like Melonie. She confirms this (it'd be hilarious if she'd just call him a faggot already, she's good enough calling anyone else that).

Jeremy has the girls plug their channels. Hannah's response felt very passive-aggressive.

After plugging her channel following the above clip, Hannah takes a swipe at Jeremy. Jeremy responds by trying to embarrass her about her dad being brought up on the previous episode. He misremembered which episode it was, and thought Melonie wasn't present for it because it was her day off. She corrects him and says she was there for the conversation, then Jeremy seethes that Melonie gets days off and he doesn't.

Chat is joking about Melonie's simps/stalkers. She and Jeremy try to run with it. Hannah does not want to joke about this, and does not want to do a live meetup because of the potential dangers of said simps/stalkers. Jeremy would have to charge money to do a live meetup, because the attendees would have to pay for security (despite the main reason to do a meetup would be to provide value to the community, not to make money [except in Jeremy's mind]).

Hannah threatens to steal Jeremy's audience. Jeremy says to let the audience decide, then realizes everyone would choose them.

Spoiler: As a follow-up to his admission that he cooks breakfast during church stream...

Jeremy fundamentally understands why making food or being lazily-dressed while being in a court video conference call is detrimental to the solemnity of the event, but somehow doesn't manage to understand that that exact same logic would apply to his church 'attendance'.

That is a brutal community note. The context of the discussion and the context provided synergize so harmoniously to destroy him. Imagine getting community-noted while you're trying to respond to allegations of being a pedo-defender.