🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 419 30.1%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 567 40.8%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 244 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 23 1.7%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 104 7.5%

  • Total voters
    1,391
I do want to see the Casino boys eventually debate Ham Planet on the show. Not sure if it would go well for either side, but any chance to watch this fat leech get mocked about his shit excuse of a coffee company to his face would be kino.

Problem is, idk if this faggot would dare step foot onto the casino. He seems like the type of pussy to avoid anyone giving him pressure, as seen when that one Twitter user (some journo fag nobody cares about) called Quarter Pounder out for working with a t-shirt company that uses 3rd world slave labor when he was bragging about Nike not producing their shit in 'MERIA!
 
I do want to see the Casino boys eventually debate Ham Planet on the show. Not sure if it would go well for either side, but any chance to watch this fat leech get mocked about his shit excuse of a coffee company to his face would be kino.

Problem is, idk if this faggot would dare step foot onto the casino. He seems like the type of pussy to avoid anyone giving him pressure, as seen when that one Twitter user (some journo fag nobody cares about) called Quarter Pounder out for working with a t-shirt company that uses 3rd world slave labor when he was bragging about Nike not producing their shit in 'MERIA!
Back in ye olden bloodsports days he tried doing the debate me bro thing but got fucked basicly every time, i dont think he would ever debate them unless somebody sneaks KC boys in. He cant handle pressure at all and folds to bullshit like a little bish.

On the previous page i posted a good example of him going into turtle mode against Jim.
 
The issue is likely that he is spending. This is why he worries: he is the personification of the "CONSUMER" who needs the money, in his eyes, to try and get some kind of validation from people.
You are correct his spending is high. Cars, planes, fancy watches, he spends a lot on his vanity, on his horde. Really it just comes down to how much he's spending vs how much is coming in. He really shouldn't be poor. But given his Consoomption, it wouldn't be hard to fall into a debt trap if he went full hog on his addiction
 
Back in ye olden bloodsports days he tried doing the debate me bro thing but got fucked basicly every time, i dont think he would ever debate them unless somebody sneaks KC boys in. He cant handle pressure at all and folds to bullshit like a little bish.

On the previous page i posted a good example of him going into turtle mode against Jim.
I personally think he would debate them because for one he is a chronic attention seeker, for another he never learns any lessons from past experiences and lastly he is just arrogant enough to think he can get a win over them.

Back in the bloodsports days he always went head first and never thought about what he was doing. He only melted down afterwards when everyone outside the debate was calling him out on his bullshit. I remember the time where he was debating Jim and Keemstar where he proceeded to openly gloat about all the gay ops the skeptics were organizing behind the scenes against them. The next morning he had to pretend he said nothing.
 
I would watch his low energy reading of the news occasionally if the title sounded decent and not too clickbaity but the constant swings between flexing how much shit he has and his "GUIS THE ALGORITHM IS REALLY SCREWING ME BUY MY COFFEE OR I'LL BE HOMELESS AND ALL MY EMPLOYEES WILL DIE" really got tiresome where I haven't watched a video of his in months.
That's pretty much what I do. I mainly keep his channel on my youtube subs because he is so desperate and try-hard that he's usually pretty quick talking about things. I don't have x or twitter and I scroll through my subscriptions page headlines to sort of get an idea of what's going on with useless retard culture war crap I care more about than I ought to. I used to leave comments on his videos about that he should link to the articles he reads. If he did that, I'd probably click right through and never watch him. I sort of wonder if he suspects people would not watch his videos or if he is just too lazy and can't be bothered to attribute proper credit.

Depending on the video, I'll either not click it at all and wait for someone better to talk about it, or click on it and skip past his self promo stuff and try to find the actual supposed point of the video and watch that bit, or mouse over the scrollbar and look for a screenshot of the website he is reading and then google the headline and read the article myself.

I'll never watch his livestreams. quarter_grifter's ability to handle so much unpleasantness is either impressive or concerning but I appreciate it either way.
 
Jeremy's tire buying adventure sounds like a Seinfeld episode. Why the complexity and high-stakes negotiations? Are the "tires" stuffed with bricks of coke?
 
I've featured this thread mostly for my own amusement but if you're not caught up, Hambly has been publicly waffling between asking people to step up with donos to help keep his employees from being let go, and discussing at length this extraordinarily indulgent hobbies and collections. He has (within just this year) discussed needing to take out $300,000 of personal unsecured credit to save his coffee business, needing thousands of Rumble subscriptions to keep his writers on staff, but also having a private jet, an orange farm, a saltwater aquarium in his private mansion, a collection of 20+ Rolex watches, and so many cars he needs extra storage space for his vehicle fleet.
has your opinion on QuarterPlanet changed? IIRC you thought he was milquetoast/alright guy?

I do want to see the Casino boys eventually debate Ham Planet on the show. Not sure if it would go well for either side, but any chance to watch this fat leech get mocked about his shit excuse of a coffee company to his face would be kino.

Problem is, idk if this faggot would dare step foot onto the casino. He seems like the type of pussy to avoid anyone giving him pressure, as seen when that one Twitter user (some journo fag nobody cares about) called Quarter Pounder out for working with a t-shirt company that uses 3rd world slave labor when he was bragging about Nike not producing their shit in 'MERIA!
The Casino is playing the long game imo. Waiting for the situation to build up and then bring him on for maximum harvest and lulz.
Edit: Thanks to whoever merged my posts. Im a bit regarded
 
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In respect to the absolutely horrific imagery provided tonight on the kino casino, I would like to add my two cents.

Pinworms, what he described having, is in fact an awful medical condition that anyone who has worked with kids over extended periods has dealt with maybe once. It’s like lice in that it preys on the poor and the stupid and those who were born with it being normal. It’s also very hard for anything to go down in a properly clean area. Usually at camps or hikes.

Kid comes in. Says he itches at night. You ask if they’ve been swimming in the last few weeks. You give them pills. A lot of times you don’t tell them what it is. Itching goes away. You want to treat it early, but the time you are uh, noticing it you’ve probably spread it to a bunch of people. Yeah it spreads. Through fecal material. Yeah. Sorry. Wash your kids hands people.

Out of a morbid curiosity, I asked one of my contacts, who worked in Africa during the Ebola epidemic, if he had ever heard of the old cellophane thing being done (a lot of old timey practices are still done when you have jack shit support) and he said maybe if the child was super fucked in the head and couldn’t tell you if they were itchy. Woagh.

Can we change this man to a horror cow now? This has to be some kind of defense mechanism. I had to walk away twice listening to him tonight.
Keep in mind he had the worms when he was 5 which dates that to the late 1980's in rural suburbs of Wisconsin. That said I think we have some interesting speculation from Josh in the Casino chat that Jeremy has some weird fetishes.

Casino cast have speculated before that Jer has some kind of fecal fetish since he seems to derive such pleasure telling everyone about his poops. A lot of adult fetishes have a root in some early life experience and perhaps chopping up his dumps with popsicle sticks for a few weeks as a young child was the kind of event that kinked out Hambly's mind. So perhaps we have discovered the cannon event for Quartering's fecal fascination.

Josh and Casino both speculated Jeremy has some kind of dommy mommy fetish but we already had confirmation of that years ago when he accidentally revealed he was searching up that reddit forced creampie sub which had a giant disclaimer in the description that it was ONLY for videos where dominant women force submissive men to finish inside them.

Jeremy's tire buying adventure sounds like a Seinfeld episode. Why the complexity and high-stakes negotiations? Are the "tires" stuffed with bricks of coke?
My understanding of it is that he bought some kind of classic truck and it had the original tires which are rare because of the age of the truck and that most people immediately drive on the original tires of a new car until they were no longer useable so there just aren't many sets still around in a drivable state. Either way Jeremy admits he took a huge lose on this truck, which he likely bought overpriced then paid a bunch of money to store then went through the hassle of selling having probably barely even driven it. So he finally sells it and ships it out of state and the guy who owns the car warehouse "forgets" to ship the original tires with it despite Jeremy's explicit instructions because he wanted to buy them for himself.

Then instead of making a 5 minute phone call after the show to sort it out he drags his entire audience into a 30 minute boomer alcoholic side quest of classic car drama.

You might think it's odd to run a political news show that is featured on the front page of Rumble and derail the show for something like this and you'd be right. For some reason though Jeremy consistently derails his entire show to go on rants and banter about shit no one who wasn't directly involved would care about to the point it happens almost every day. There was a period of several months where he was giving the audience near daily updates on his cats pissing on $30,000 worth of custom chairs he had made for his mansion as he narrowed down which cat was doing it, took every cat to the vet, attempted to clean the cat piss out of the chairs, then navigated getting the expensive extended warranty he purchased to cover the damages. He will then insist that 40,000 people a day are concurrently tuned in to watch this on Rumble while struggling to get 1000 peak viewers on Youtube and wonder why this supposedly political news show isn't gaining momentum or making money.
 
The issue is likely that he is spending. This is why he worries: he is the personification of the "CONSUMER" who needs the money, in his eyes, to try and get some kind of validation from people.
This tracks with his beginnings in the Trading Card Community. In those circles clout is heavily derived from whatever worthless kitschy “ultra rare cards” one can get.
 
Poop talk time.
How in the fucking world has poop become such an important part of his personality? This dude is straight up insane, disgusting and unwatchable.

I remember I started watching him after he switched his channel when he got banned from Magic. Probably 5+y ago. Within months, I blocked recommandation because of how tired I was of him releasing 10min ads after an another instead of just informative videos.

He was shameless then, but it's a whole different level to constantly talk about gross shit.

How this man still has an audience is beyond me.
 
He's worse than Jim Bakker or Joel Osteen. At least Righteous Gemstone griftvangelists can convince their paypigs that they might get something in return. With Jeremy, it's all about him and for him.
 
How in the fucking world has poop become such an important part of his personality? This dude is straight up insane, disgusting and unwatchable.

Somewhere along the line he came to the conclusion that building parasocial relationships based on his inability to shit like a normal human was an untapped market.
 
I mean the grifting is obscene and it's really nasty to use your employees's jobs as leverage when you're not cutting back on personal spending.
While we are on this subject I'd really like to point this out. For over a year Jeremy has been pushing membership programs insisting that the money goes directly to paying the livestream staff. Since his contract renewal in June he was claiming he loses nearly $20,000 every month and that his fans need to support the show directly just so he can afford to pay the staff. According to him if 3000 people sign up and pay him $6 a month to chat on Discord, netting him an additional $18,000 a month, this would be just the break even just to pay the staff.

However in classic Quartering fashion he decided to dick ride for Rumble on Twitter last week and exposed that he in fact makes $26,151 on Rumble a month BEFORE his contracted revenue kicks in.

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So I went up and added up his livestream views from the Oct 16-Sept 17 and they were almost exactly 66% of his views for that period. So it's safe to say according to him the livestream brought it at minimum $17,250 in that time period just off Rumble monetization and likely much more since the stream has more monetization routes then a standalone video. Then there's whatever he gets off his contract. In the past we have him on record strongly implying if not outright saying that he gets no guaranteed revenue off his new Rumble contract, but then suddenly in the last month or so he's been saying no actually he does get money from his Rumble contract but he needs to get all these new member's signed up before the contract is up so he can continue to pay everyone. Hmmm.

Then in his stream last Friday a chatter asked him why he was now running ads for crypto and AI stuff which he has always said he wouldn't do and he claimed it was part of the contract he signed with Rumble to run all the AI ads and he wouldn't run them otherwise. I think this is also a partial lie. It seems like some of the ads he runs are exclusive to Rumble, for example recently the Morgan and Morgan personal injury ambulance chaser ads, Crypto.com, and "bear skin clothing brand" ads he only ran on the livestream and never appear in the Youtube videos. However other sponsors such as the AI browser ads and CBD distillery stuff have appeared on standalone Youtube videos so clearly he has some contract outside of Rumble that overlaps with the livestream generating money. Either way he clearly has some agreement with Rumble to run ads of their choosing on his stream and it's absolutely ludicrous to entertain the notion that Jeremy Hambly would sign any contract contingent on running ads without significant amounts of money being involved. Then he has the other agreements outside of that to run other ads on the stream that net him more money that also wouldn't appear on the Rumble dashboard but are also monetization directly from the live show existing.

So in the absolute worst case scenario by his own telling he is only a few thousand shy of breaking even on the Rumble streams just from non-contract Rumble monetization related income, then he has contracted Rumble income on top of that, then he has outside sponsorships on top of all that. Nealy impossible to believe that all of that doesn't add up to a net positive income flow for the livestream. So when he's out here claiming he needs an additional $18,000 a month on top of all that just to keep the lights on what are we actually doing? Of course that would just be pure income that goes straight into Jeremy's pockets, and since the only "reward" is access to the paid section of a Discord server that already has a free section it would be with zero actual effort on his part to provide additional value.

Sure it's bog standard for content creators to ask for money that goes straight into their bank account but it's extremely shady to play pauper and pretend like you need this money for basic survival of the content and that you have no way to pay the bills without it when that is not the case and that's the scam he's been running for the past year about the Rumble stream, also the coffee company, and before that he was baiting fans to donate to "save" the Youtube channel which has been "under attack" every 4 months for the past 6 years when said Youtube channel was never in any danger and was in fact minting a fortune. Now all of a sudden he's switched gears and is putting on his best sad puppy dog face while telling his fans no this money is actually needed for when the contract is up which he claims is happening "soon" even though he just renewed his contract in June, hmmm. Of course never mind that he's almost break even without the contract income (according to his Twitter post) and likely has thousands of dollars in paid sponsors outside of the Rumble contract, then the Rumble contract income which likely isn't up for renewal until at least June and could get renewed anyways.

Just unimaginable levels of greed at work here. Mind you when he goes on his anti-EBT rants lately he has to add a disclaimer that he's not talking about the "people who actually need it" because so many of his fans are on government handouts they have been flooding his comments and email with angry rants because he is celebrating EBT payments getting turned off. These are the kinds of people he's trying to extract $6 a month from while he buys fish tanks that cost more than they make in a year.

How in the fucking world has poop become such an important part of his personality? This dude is straight up insane, disgusting and unwatchable.

I remember I started watching him after he switched his channel when he got banned from Magic. Probably 5+y ago. Within months, I blocked recommandation because of how tired I was of him releasing 10min ads after an another instead of just informative videos.

He was shameless then, but it's a whole different level to constantly talk about gross shit.

How this man still has an audience is beyond me.
The poop stuff is really beyond the pale and I know deep down the women on the show are very happy that Quartering is getting bullied for this so they no longer have to listen to stories about his watery diarrhea on stream. I went back and watched the Quartering segment on Casino last night when I got home and there were points where it looked like Andy was about to puke. Now imagine how Hannah must feel having to listen to this literal shit daily? She signs up for what she thinks is a serious political show then is subjected to Jeremy ranting about how he has to trick shot dumps off the wall because he's too fat to sit on the airplane toilet and the time he had to shit on cellophane then chop up his poop with popsicle sticks looking for worms. I know everyone on that show is relieved that Quartering is under pressure to stop oversharing disgusting details his personal life.
 
That's right according to Rumble Quartering had over 12,000 people live watching his channel which had been on a wait screen for 10 minutes. Meanwhile Quartering will claim that every other platform except Rumble fakes views and regularly claims Casinos Kick stream has fake view counts and that they only actually have something like 50 actual viewers.
>Twenty thousand a month for guest hosts...
>Potential fake viewers...
How long before the current cast of ne'er-do-wells are replaced with Ballsdeep Bigindiaboobs and Noshametoshowmybcups Shamallamapoopvagina for double the length of time for half the price? Someone tell jeremy there are light skinned pajeets if he wants some closet to White guest hosts for that cheap a price.
 
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