🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 428 30.4%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 569 40.4%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 247 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 24 1.7%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 36 2.6%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 105 7.5%
  • Total voters
    1,409
WelperHelper99 said:
Thing I'd I don't think he's on credit. His youtube channel is fully monetized and he has a full back catalog to watch. Even in worst case, he's making passive income off the old shit. In reality he is still at escape velocity. Each video doesn't make many views. But he makes a lot, and each gets a consistent amount of views. He is making millions. I don't believe a word he says.
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The facts you laid out are true, but I just have a hard time believing people go back and watch any Quartering episode older than a week. Maybe to 'catch up' on any specific topic, but that just doesn't seem like it'd account for any significant amount of views, relative to his baseline. Does anyone know of a way to track updated views on old videos, without manually monitoring them?

Besides views, I doubt his other monetization (sponsorships, DC server, etc) methods even come close to covering his expenses, and he really, really, really relies on the first-week views of his new videos every day. There was another poster who said he's still making good money, just not as much as he's used to, which makes him feel poor, and I think I agree with that assessment.
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
Kino Casino should really invite Quartering on. IDK what they are worried about because he will completely fold under the pressure of being asked to pick a lane on the record.
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Yeah this disappoints me. If he is offering to go on then it looks bad for KC to keep their shit up without taking him on. It's a pussy look. I say that as a guy who fucking despises Jeremy now. He is the definition of a grifter. I remember when he used to be anti SJW and anti censoring so to see him throw himself in with fake Christian's like melonie mac is wild. Now he wants games censored just like The SJWs he once got viral off of.

It's just hilarious to me that people can't just accept that times were better in the 90s and 00s for media. The parental group christians got blown the fuck out by the 00s and so we had a period where we had no censoring. Jeremy once talked highly of those times. Now he's trying to get them (((Christian))) bucks. My disgust for that man is massive because I don't believe he even changed. He just wanted that newly developing (((Christian))) gaming audience. And it's comical he still wonders why Nerdrotic won't have him on his show with the other guys.
 
quarter_grifter said:
The facts you laid out are true, but I just have a hard time believing people go back and watch any Quartering episode older than a week. Maybe to 'catch up' on any specific topic, but that just doesn't seem like it'd account for any significant amount of views, relative to his baseline. Does anyone know of a way to track updated views on old videos, without manually monitoring them?

Besides views, I doubt his other monetization (sponsorships, DC server, etc) methods even come close to covering his expenses, and he really, really, really relies on the first-week views of his new videos every day. There was another poster who said he's still making good money, just not as much as he's used to, which makes him feel poor, and I think I agree with that assessment.
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The Quartering viewer is not smart. He is desensitized to the slop and craves the lowest quality content possible. They will rewatch his stuff. That is what a fanboy does. Which is the audience he has cultivated: manchildren. Everything else can be a loss,but as long as his views are steady, he's still in the black.
 
Jeremy The Quartering Hambly the Quartering is a RICH man with a LOVING wife who DOES NOT cuck him on airplanes with black men. He makes SO much money from selling coffee.

MUCH more than the Casino. Who makes NO money and who do not have wives to cuck them on airplanes. Not that Jeremy The Quartering Hambly the Quartering is being cucked on an airplane.

He makes so much money in fact, that he could theoretically by a new pair of pants every time he shits them. Which he would never ever do. Especially not while making a black guy he mistook for an employee guard the bathroom door as he rinsed off.

He makes so much money that he could spend 87,400 dollars per year paying for a dedicated Kiwifarms gunt guard INCLUDING dental care. Not that he would. But I’m saying if he’d like to include dental care. Maybe a match on the ol 401k, that would be TOTALLY WITHIN HIS BUDGET AND REALLY COOL OF HIM
 
HE IS FAT!
HE IS BROKE!
HE IS BALDING!
HE SHITS HIMSELF!
HE IS NIGGER RICH!
HE SHOOTS BLANKS!
HE DROPSHIPS COFFEE!
HE GOT BEAT UP BY A MAN IN DRESS!

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HalTurner said:
I remember when he used to be anti SJW and anti censoring so to see him throw himself in with fake Christian's like melonie mac is wild.
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I'm aware my opinion on this will probably be unpopular, but after spending some amount of time clipping Jeremy more days than not this month and prioritizing episodes that contain Hannah and Melonie, my opinion on them has changed quite dramatically. As far as Melonie is concerned, she's obviously not even close to living up to the standards of her 'religion' that she doesn't quite seem to even understand, but I genuinely think that's because she's actually retarded and completely non-self-aware. I have a hard time getting overly mad at that, especially when every time I see her it's alongside Jeremy, who I believe is consciously lying about his newfound 'Christianity', which does piss me off and is the reason I'm clipping him. I've seen moments where I honestly think that Melonie would like to push back on Jeremy's religious bullshit, but is too cowardly to confront the possibility of consequences for doing so. This clearly doesn't make her a 'good' person or beyond criticism by any means, but I just wanted to say that Jeremy deserves 1,000,000x the amount of shit for Christian LARPing than anything I've seen Melonie doing. Granted, I have not and will not watch her 'Bible time' garbage, so it's possible I'm talking out my ass. I just think that by my understanding of Christian standards, Melonie is a sinful heretical harlot, while Jeremy blasphemes against the Holy Spirit.

WelperHelper99 said:
The Quartering viewer is not smart. He is desensitized to the slop and craves the lowest quality content possible. They will rewatch his stuff. That is what a fanboy does. Which is the audience he has cultivated: manchildren. Everything else can be a loss,but as long as his views are steady, he's still in the black.
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That... certainly seems possible, but wouldn't that imply his weekly views would be exponential rather than linear, assuming his newer videos are maintaining audience?
 
quarter_grifter said:
That... certainly seems possible, but wouldn't that imply his weekly views would be exponential rather than linear, assuming his newer videos are maintaining audience?
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No. His views stay at a constant level. There will be peaks when something happens, but there is a baseline he is always going to be at. That's what we've seen over the past year really. A few spikes, but really just a straight line as the same people watch his videos 24/7 like a fucking drone
 
I don't see a way for him not to take a massive L in this.

Everything that PPP is bad about (annoying grifting, having a retarded side kick(s), wasting money, etc), Jeremy does too, only waaaaaay worse.
 
I would watch his low energy reading of the news occasionally if the title sounded decent and not too clickbaity but the constant swings between flexing how much shit he has and his "GUIS THE ALGORITHM IS REALLY SCREWING ME BUY MY COFFEE OR I'LL BE HOMELESS AND ALL MY EMPLOYEES WILL DIE" really got tiresome where I haven't watched a video of his in months. Not since his covering the Austin Metcalf stuff. (He really milked the fuck out of that dead kid)
 
Marty Robbins said:
I would watch his low energy reading of the news occasionally if the title sounded decent and not too clickbaity but the constant swings between flexing how much shit he has and his "GUIS THE ALGORITHM IS REALLY SCREWING ME BUY MY COFFEE OR I'LL BE HOMELESS AND ALL MY EMPLOYEES WILL DIE" really got tiresome where I haven't watched a video of his in months. Not since his covering the Austin Metcalf stuff. (He really milked the fuck out of that dead kid)
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In short: He made some shitty business decisions and now expects his audience to pick up the slack for him. Dude definitely isn't hurting for money that badly. If he was really up shit creek he could just part ways with some assets to stay afloat. That's the thing—You really fucking hope these lazy grifters are suffering from their actions, but most of the time they're doing pretty damn well for themselves.
 
Retrodogkiller said:
After penguin0 showed how much he made off YouTube in his time, I think quartering isn't poor. Or at least he shouldn't be. Knowing that he's an extreme consumer I could see him being poor, but he's a sponsored grifter who gets millions of views a month. So he shouldn't be. I wouldn't be surprised if he's just squeezing his paypigs for money.
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It's like with Boogie. He would've made a killing in early Youtube, Patreon and sponsors. Yet, allegedly, according to him, he was broke in 2022. Granted, lolcows are lolcows for a reason. They make retarded financial decisions, but I sincerely doubt that they're broke to the point of needing to beg for money.

If you're that destitute, you sell your belongings instead of rattling the tin, right? This is something Boogie never did and I would say the same about Quarterpounder.
 
Quarterpounder has a long series of unsuccessful businesses and channels that somehow seem to propel him to ever-greater heights, and my personal theory is that he's constantly offering up everything he owns as collateral in order to secure larger and larger business-loans that he spends on toys, which he then offers as collateral to secure access to bigger loans. Get a business loan, buy a car you won't drive, leverage the car you won't drive for a bigger loan. All the while some of the money gets put into viewbots, the actual business expense, which can be used to fudge his projected income. Use that cooked income value to get a bigger loan, and the chain goes on and on and on. So long as he makes enough to keep making minimum payments, he's fine in this model: you just bide your time until you have a windfall, which is always just around the corner.

And so my running thought is that the '22 interest hike has made those minimums far less sustainable, and thus he's started to try to liquidate some things to paper it over. He has a lot of toys, and so long as the house of cards doesn't topple over, is the bank really gonna know if he's sold off something he promised as collateral? Either this charisma vacuum has clued into some eldritch revenue stream that mortal minds cannot comprehend, or we'll hear about him in a couple years getting repo'd or charged with fraud.
 
My parent is a genuine Quartering fan. I don't understand it but they say it's because Hambly aggregates various cultural topics from sources they otherwise wouldn't know about. They don't pay for subscriptions or any of the Quartering grifts—and they don't watch any of the livestreams—but if you're wondering who the person clicking on his videos are, it's boomers who want to lightly keep up with the newest "why superhero movies bad" slop because they're incapable of just accepting apathy toward dead cultural institutions and brands.
 
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