🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 456 30.6%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 578 38.8%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 262 17.6%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 30 2.0%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 50 3.4%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 115 7.7%

  • Total voters
    1,491
I'm always baffled by guys like this, for years I've wondered "why do people fuckin watch Hambly?" and I can never come up with an answer, he lacks any Charisma, he has butthole eyes, he delivers all his commentary in a bored deadpan way, he doesn't even smile or make jokes.

yet he raked in a decent cut for quite a while, doing FUCK all but regurgitate stories or news poorly.
I think it comes down to some people simply enjoying that slop for whatever reason as well as the fact that The Quartering managed to outlive a lot of his competitors who YouTube ended up banning over the years for being too edgy. It’s why Hamboy is constantly passive aggressive when talking about Tim Pool since he was his only real competition. Nowadays edgier people than Hambly are allowed on YouTube again and AI has helped new channels cut into his niche of news article slop, which I think is part of why he’s been crashing out this year.
 
I'm always baffled by guys like this, for years I've wondered "why do people fuckin watch Hambly?" and I can never come up with an answer, he lacks any Charisma, he has butthole eyes, he delivers all his commentary in a bored deadpan way, he doesn't even smile or make jokes.

yet he raked in a decent cut for quite a while, doing FUCK all but regurgitate stories or news poorly.
the conclusion drawn by the kino goys makes sense
during the crackdown on "fringe" (entertaining) online figures for "covid misinformation" and things of this nature, he managed to toe the line and became the one of the only options on mainstream platforms, much like tim pool.
now that the internet has somewhat opened back up, he cant make money anymore as his monopoly is broken
 
he is also shameless so he knowingly feeds into parasocial relationships with his fans. That's why he derails half of every episode of his current news opinion livestream with talking about his personal life. Then he lies and manipulates them on top of it building a narrative that him failing financially is analogous to losing the culture war, which his entire audience is consumed by
Way too common now. Twitter was severely degraded by monetization, browsing there has gotten better & worse under Musk. The relaxation of the censorship is a plus, especially the extreme bias against anything that doesn’t agree with troontopia. The monetization is great in theory, but not practice. It’s a bunch of assholes trying to make more than each other. Reading twitter is pretty much just an advertising site for podcasts now. It’s gross & you don’t see any interaction that isn’t based on monetization of people as a product, anymore.

Just look at Hambeast crying about some other griftfag getting “more interaction on his content,” than him. Fucking content. Ridiculous. Are kids asking eachother out on a date to the movies by saying, “ hey babe, wanna go consume some content with me,” yet? Some guy monologuing about his fart huffing & calling it “content,” will never make it something other than what it is. This is not exclusive to Hambeast, as everyone here probably acknowledges the grift exists, greedier than ever.
Then he's gotten so greedy he completely alienates a lot of his audience with constant begging and has a ton of competition doing his grift but better
I’m seeing this playing out in real time with a number of streamers. It’s really something when they get to the point where it’s obvious how much they hate the audience or themselves (sometimes both) for selling any humility or humanity to dance for that dollar. Get a job faggot. Everyone has bills to pay. At least be entertaining, bish. Especially if you want to remain on easy street with your parasocial paypigs. So many fail at even the easy shit now, like giving a fuck or at the very least, pretending to.
PPP said he could come on the show if he shows his tax returns. I thought that was pretty clear.
That’s a gambit to keep Hambeast off the Casino. They are the pot calling the kettle black & it’s not even original. I’d take a classic Ethan Ralpha holler or even a pillstream over the way most of these griftfags beg, these days. No one is collabing or “creating content,” so much as not creating shit & telling their parasocial pretend friends to pay to hear them mouth-breathe.

If Hambeast could even remotely tap into reality, he could pull some funny shit right now, with little effort too, but that’s as likely as a ragepig flying. I’m not going to pretend that PPP & Warski even want the Quarterpounder on their griftfest, they are dodging him, he’s probably dodging them too (even though he’s fronting at being ready to throw down with them.) No one’s throwing down with anyone in this situation right now, or the foreseeable future. They just want you to give them $5 or a sub, & not the other guy who sees you as a walking dollar sign, too.
 
I think it comes down to some people simply enjoying that slop for whatever reason as well as the fact that The Quartering managed to outlive a lot of his competitors who YouTube ended up banning over the years for being too edgy. It’s why Hamboy is constantly passive aggressive when talking about Tim Pool since he was his only real competition. Nowadays edgier people than Hambly are allowed on YouTube again and AI has helped new channels cut into his niche of news article slop, which I think is part of why he’s been crashing out this year.
He was, and I mean this in the most unflattering way, the Sean Hannity of Youtube. If you have ever watched Hannity, that motherfucker knows how to manufacture boomerslop for his hour slot on Fox. Fills it with buzzwords, canned phrases, meaningless interviews, and just stretches that runtime out. And makes millions. He is safe fucking content because he never breaks the mold. That is Hambly, but without a suit, and far more fat and retarded
 
I think it's the MAGA people who can't get enough of the same bullshit they've been fed since Trump lost the election in 2020.
I think it's more that he was the only one on the right who wasn't edgy enough to get deplatformed during the various banwaves of 2018-2023 so he won the conservative grift by default. Now that restrictions are being loosened he actually has to compete again, honestly he still rakes it in but the infinite money glitch is finished.
 
Hambly did the same thing to Metokur years ago, demanding to go on his stream but refusing to let Jim call into his own show because he wanted the Metokur audience.
I thought jeremy wanted to yell "nigger" on Metokur's stream to get him banned. Or was that and $14.88 chats some other faggot's idea?
 
I reckon he's not broke, but he's become so accustomed to a certain level of wealth that he perceives going below that point to be poverty when its likely the normal for many people.
 
Didnt he invest in some weird coffee brand called

Coffee meets Coffee or some shit
where all the reviews he showed were 5*
but in reality others say it taste like water mixed with traces of coffee dust
 
Now that there is an influx of people to this thread I’d like to post this old Coach Red Pill (PBUH) video on Hambly. Much of what he said still holds up to this day and he totally had this fat retard clocked from the start:

(also if someone could archive this that’d be great)
 
I thought jeremy wanted to yell "nigger" on Metokur's stream to get him banned. Or was that and $14.88 chats some other faggot's idea?
Yeah it was just after Ralph got banned and I think he was trying to bait Jim or throw in with Sargon's crew or some shit like that, IIRC they were trying to get Warski banned using the same tactic as well.
(also if someone could archive this that’d be great)
 
I skimmed through that stream too I think I had a couple notes you didn't clip so I might go back for those.
I've cut back on the amount of clips I take from any given episode. After doing a few, I noticed I'd have anywhere from 50-70 clips, and that was just too many to deal with. My process is to actually watch the episode, listening to something I think might be worth saving, finding the timestamps and saving the clips, and then trying my best to construct my actual post with clips organized by theme as best I can. I actually listen to the entire episode, which has a benefit that I don't miss anything, but the consequence is that I might make a judgment call in the moment and not take the clip, because I don't see it fitting into one of those themes. I do it this way because for some of the episodes I clip, there's not much work to do because they're super boring, and I can assemble the next Warhammer guys I'm going to paint, which helps keep me sane. Episodes like this, where there's lots and lots of snippets I want to take, it makes it very time-consuming and miserable. If you have any suggestions for improving that process, I'd like to hear them.

The 'stuck in high school' section is one example where that approach kind of failed. I do actually think that statement is true of Hambly, but I could have made a much better case just with some of the clips from this episode, some I didn't post, and some that found their way to other sections. The two that I used weren't great, but by the time my post was nearing completion, it was getting very late, and I was just so tired of listening to him, I just wanted to be done. I considered just removing that section, but instead I just fucked off.

I was in school the same era as Jeremy and I am willing to go on the stand under threat of perjury and testify that anyone who sat at the lunch table where kids played Magic The Gaythering in high school between the years 1998-2002 was 100% not one of the popular kids and was in fact a fucking loser.
100%. I am also around this same age bracket, and I remember how the world was very well. I started playing Magic in 3rd grade, but had quit by the time I was in high school. Ignoring that it was actually a mechanically very fun game, the social circumstances you described are 100% applicable to my environment as well (which is probably geographically as far as possible from both you and him, which means that the general sentiment wasn't constricted to any particular geographical area). Jeremy is exactly the kind of guy that has intertwined himself into a number of things I used to find enjoyable, but those things have been degraded because of people like him being massive pieces of shit and ruining it for everyone else. I find his claims that he was a pussy magnet cool-kid social butterfly to be very, very unbelievable. There was a clip I don't think I ended up posting, where he talked about chugging Mountain Dew all day, that backs up this skepticism. I bet he was already starting to get noticeably fat by the end of high school, which didn't bode well for one's chances at attracting girls back in that era (again, times seem to have changed on that, based on what I see in the area I live in now).

I feel the most ridiculous part of the grift of the hambeast is the simple lie that he's poor. I could believe he was cash poor. He is asset rich by a country mile.
Most things he says are just simply retarded, but this is the part that's the most transparently dishonest. He claims to be both rich and poor, simultaneously. It's undeniable he had a large and sustained revenue stream from his YouTube (undeserved, but that doesn't change the reality of it), and I strongly doubt he's going to be actually broke ever again in his life. I suspect that many of his material possessions are on credit, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was savvy enough to have been investing for a while. I wouldn't be surprised if he has to liquidate some of his investments if he wants to keep EVERYTHING he has, but I also doubt that all of it is in danger of getting repo-ed.

Despite all of that, the real pain he will suffer is when his health deteriorates to its inevitable steep decline leading to his end. Not only will that be physically and mentally torturous for him to go through, but his wife is obviously going to outlive him, and she will be spending the rest of her days vacationing and fucking younger, more virile men to fill the void in her soul that Jeremy has created with his un-Godly way of living. And no amount of Rolexes, luxury cars, orange groves, arcade cabinets or Funko Pops can make up for how hard he's going to be cucked in his afterlife, which is going to be 1000x more than how hard he gets cucked in his actual life.
 
Most things he says are just simply retarded, but this is the part that's the most transparently dishonest. He claims to be both rich and poor, simultaneously. It's undeniable he had a large and sustained revenue stream from his YouTube (undeserved, but that doesn't change the reality of it), and I strongly doubt he's going to be actually broke ever again in his life. I suspect that many of his material possessions are on credit, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was savvy enough to have been investing for a while. I wouldn't be surprised if he has to liquidate some of his investments if he wants to keep EVERYTHING he has, but I also doubt that all of it is in danger of getting repo-ed.

Despite all of that, the real pain he will suffer is when his health deteriorates to its inevitable steep decline leading to his end. Not only will that be physically and mentally torturous for him to go through, but his wife is obviously going to outlive him, and she will be spending the rest of her days vacationing and fucking younger, more virile men to fill the void in her soul that Jeremy has created with his un-Godly way of living. And no amount of Rolexes, luxury cars, orange groves, arcade cabinets or Funko Pops can make up for how hard he's going to be cucked in his afterlife, which is going to be 1000x more than how hard he gets cucked in his actual life.
Thing I'd I don't think he's on credit. His youtube channel is fully monetized and he has a full back catalog to watch. Even in worst case, he's making passive income off the old shit. In reality he is still at escape velocity. Each video doesn't make many views. But he makes a lot, and each gets a consistent amount of views. He is making millions. I don't believe a word he says.
 
Never forget that in one of the first TISM podcasts he did with dankula and bearing he was wasted and he kept going on about wife swapping with the other guys in a "ha ha just joking... unless your interested" kinda way until they were obviously uncomfortable
 
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