🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 429 30.1%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 572 40.1%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 251 17.6%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 25 1.8%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 39 2.7%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 110 7.7%

  • Total voters
    1,426
I feel the most ridiculous part of the grift of the hambeast is the simple lie that he's poor. I could believe he was cash poor. He is asset rich by a country mile. Vehicles don't hold value well, but they hold some. If he was truly in poverty, he would liquidate the planes first, then the cars, saving the watches for last if he's still fucking broke. He's done none of that. He has only continued to CONSOOOM. This nigga either has a secret stash, or he is in debt and does not care
 
After penguin0 showed how much he made off YouTube in his time, I think quartering isn't poor. Or at least he shouldn't be. Knowing that he's an extreme consumer I could see him being poor, but he's a sponsored grifter who gets millions of views a month. So he shouldn't be. I wouldn't be surprised if he's just squeezing his paypigs for money.
 
PPP said he could come on the show if he shows his tax returns. I thought that was pretty clear.
That isn't what he wants. He wants to "clear things up". Showing his tax returns would shatter the illusion he's in the poor house. He wants to go on the show. He does NOT want to show 5 years worth of tax returns
 
Hambly acts like the niggers he dislikes so much when it comes to money. Just like some Negro on EBT with a big gold chain. Just fucking stupid and incredibly nonwhite with the financials.
 
He's not actually poor poor. He's probably built up a solid nest egg over the past decade and is now reaching the point where he feels comfortable being a complete retard about money. This might also have to do with the recent fertility doc stuff. If it's looking unlikely for him to ever have a kid, then he probably figures there's no point in trying to build up long term assets anymore which further justifies being a complete retard about money.

Of course, when you decide to burn cash like a retard, there's a good chance you end up overspending. Either the market goes bad or you're otherwise basing decisions off of money that isn't guaranteed to come in.
 
He’s the ultimate grifter with no value given whatsoever to absolutely anything. It’s because of how much I hate him that I truly do not believe he’s poor, bad things like that never happen to people I dislike, and knowing how things usually turn out for those I hate, he’s probably doing exceptionally well and still acting like this because he’s a fat disgusting leech who doesn’t know how to do anything except steal money from his brain dead audience
 
If the Casino is willingly ignoring him for the bit, that's hilarious.
Personally I think it's cucking the content but KC have said they don't want to give him the clout. It's a fair point, Hambly did the same thing to Metokur years ago, demanding to go on his stream but refusing to let Jim call into his own show because he wanted the Metokur audience. It got so stupid Keem had to sneak Jim on while Hambly was drunk.

Jeremy is the Glass Joe of Internet Bloodsports, he tends to just fold on everything when pressed:
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To think, it all started because of a girl and five guys.

It’s very impressive to see someone ride that causal wave into an obscene lifestyle.

Even more impressive to see someone fail to keep it and have it fall apart in slow motion.
 
That's odd. There hasn't been a major update in the Quartering's financial situation for nearly a year, and the Kino Casino + Quartering beef hasn't meaningfully developed for months. Why would Josh all of a sudden feel the need to feature this thre-

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Oh. That makes more sense.
 
I’m 50/50 on how a showdown with Hambly and the Casino would go. Quartering’s a tool but the Casino isn’t exactly batting a thousand when it comes to blood sports.
 
Kino Casino should really invite Quartering on.
They should have him on, have you seen how fucking badly he's performed in literally every stream he's been on to argue with someone? Even Big Joel was able to make him look like a fucking dumbass. Going on Kino Casino wouldn't be bloodsports, it'd be a public execution.
 
I'm always baffled by guys like this, for years I've wondered "why do people fuckin watch Hambly?" and I can never come up with an answer, he lacks any Charisma, he has butthole eyes, he delivers all his commentary in a bored deadpan way, he doesn't even smile or make jokes.

yet he raked in a decent cut for quite a while, doing FUCK all but regurgitate stories or news poorly.
 
I'm always baffled by guys like this, for years I've wondered "why do people fuckin watch Hambly?" and I can never come up with an answer, he lacks any Charisma, he has butthole eyes, he delivers all his commentary in a bored deadpan way, he doesn't even smile or make jokes.

yet he raked in a decent cut for quite a while, doing FUCK all but regurgitate stories or news poorly.
I think it's the MAGA people who can't get enough of the same bullshit they've been fed since Trump lost the election in 2020. It's "woke this" and "DEI that" and whanot.
 
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