💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Nick's non-ChatGPT artistic talent comes alive when his greatest muse is in sight.
It seems he can only become aroused to wield the brush (or pen) near his star-crossed lover.
 
Bepis said:
Saw it mentioned on Xitter but apparently his car is damaged on the front driver's side. Looking at the picture of it, I'm inclined to believe it. Hard to tell though
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Oh good eye. Yeah the front bumper forward of the wheel looks bashed

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Mama K is pointing out on Twitter that she was actually talking about the rear of the car. The circling is mine but you can see how warped the reflection is.

Seeing as how there's no paint damage, I'm going to assume Nick was throwing a temper tantrum and kicked the car to cause the rear dent. Possibly after he did whatever he did to fuck up his front bumper. Which probably happened while DWIing them keeeeeeeedz going 25 over in the rain and hydroplaning into a ditch or something.

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Pentamidine said:
From Mamma K's twitter:
L: https://x.com/AQuietTiger/status/1981838669960081854
A: https://archive.is/Q1C4I



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Looks like he's in this jacket - which is textured in some way and has red thread highlights. I've always interpreted it as being snakeskin patterned. Very demure! He doesn't know where a tie is supposed to sit but otherwise, we've seen considerably worse fits from him. And that one is a lot closer to being court appropriate than his last one.

It's definitely more Michael Scott than Hunter S Thompson though.

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You know, Aaron doesn't look too bad in a suit. I can dig it.

Nick look like Jesse Pinkman pretending to be incognito.
 
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Pentamidine said:
From Mamma K's twitter:
L: https://x.com/AQuietTiger/status/1981838669960081854
A: https://archive.is/Q1C4I



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Looks like he's in this jacket - which is textured in some way and has red thread highlights. I've always interpreted it as being snakeskin patterned. Very demure! He doesn't know where a tie is supposed to sit but otherwise, we've seen considerably worse fits from him. And that one is a lot closer to being court appropriate than his last one.

It's definitely more Michael Scott than Hunter S Thompson though.

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Lmao that nigga zesty.
 
Curious George Jetson said:
We've all heard the story of Nick crashing his brand new Mustang on the way home from the lot.
Could that be the damage we're seeing? We usually don't get good angles on it in the photographs.
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Could be. Would be pretty funny in its own way, since that would mean he's been driving it around like that for almost 3 years at this point.
 
TherapyMan said:
You would agree that this is not your typical HRO case, though. Just getting a grasp on what the fuck is happening probably is challenging for a judge that's completely unfamiliar with this nonsense.
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"It all started with a nigger ODing and a little town called Kenosha..."

Pentamidine said:
From Mamma K's twitter:
L: https://x.com/AQuietTiger/status/1981838669960081854
A: https://archive.is/Q1C4I



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Looks like he's in this jacket - which is textured in some way and has red thread highlights. I've always interpreted it as being snakeskin patterned. Very demure! He doesn't know where a tie is supposed to sit but otherwise, we've seen considerably worse fits from him. And that one is a lot closer to being court appropriate than his last one.

It's definitely more Michael Scott than Hunter S Thompson though.
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This is dripping with such unimaginable faggotry I have to wonder if he's doing it on purpose so he can accuse the farms of being full of "weirdos" obsessed with his clothes to undermine dents being enlightened by all the factual evidence of his lies, deception, and general spergery
 
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