💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

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I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone in this thread that, despite his appearance and demeanor, Will Stancil is a fucking 40 year old man having a melty on Xitter. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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This guy is wasting the enormous gift he's been given.

Looking fifteen years younger than your actual age is a huge advantage and most guys in his position would be hitting the gym and banging co eds.

Will however is sitting at his PC in a cloud of his own farts and seething on Bluesky.

The only "girl" in his life is Ani and she wants to murder him.
 
Nobody tell this fag he can avoid all these memes if he just logs off of Twitter.
Yeah but then he's just in a silent room with no friends, no gf, just the airy breeze of traffic outside the window of his phonebooked address. Within minutes he's back again.
 
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The Spectator made a positive article on the Stancil Show :story:
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The Will Stancil Show is art (Archive.ph) Article

But AI isn’t done with Will Stancil just yet. At the beginning of the month, the first episode of The Will Stancil Show made its debut on X. The Will Stancil Show is a cartoon comedy show generated entirely using OpenAI’s new Sora programme. The brains behind the show is an X user called Emily Youcis (@AlfredAlfer77).

The show follows Will Stancil as he travels round his hometown of Minneapolis righting wrongs – or at least trying to in his earnest Stancilian way. The hero is accompanied by a token black guy called Jamal who responds to everything he says with a deferential, “It do be like that, Mr Stancil.”

In the first episode, “Black Studies Degree,” Stancil uses his black-studies degree to intervene in a vicious dispute between a black man and a black woman in the street.

“Be careful, young man, they’re out of control,” a bystander warns Stancil.

“It’s okay, ma’am. I have a black-studies degree,” he replies, producing the degree from his coat pocket.

In a whirlwind, Stancil transforms into “Wigga Will,” a swagged-out version of himself complete with a stogie, a bottle of forty and a perfect grasp of ebonics.

“Ayo, what’s up with all this black-on-black violence? There’s no need to hurt yah brah. Keep that anger focused where it belongs: on the white man.” The crowd claps. The man and woman are contrite. Wigga Will has saved the day.

In the second episode, “A Grokwork Orange,” Stancil is transformed by Grok’s minions into the very thing he abhors most: a racist Nazi. In the middle of the night, he commits an act of ultraviolence against some leftists spray-painting a wall downtown, only to forget the whole episode come morning. When he hears about the attack on the news, he vows, “Somebody’s gotta DO something! And that somebody is me.” And so he goes back to scrolling X and reporting “fucking fascists” who are trolling him.

It’s just… really good, although of course you’ll enjoy it much more if you’re massively online and get all the references, like the allusion to Hasan Piker electrocuting his dog. After the first episode, I said The Will Stancil Show is better than anything Comedy Central or Adult Swim has produced in the last 20 years, and I’d stand by that early assessment. There’s a meme about how the right wing can’t produce art, for various reasons, but The Will Stancil Show seriously throws that claim into doubt. I can’t wait for the third episode to drop.

Don’t just take my word for it. Billionaire tech bigwig Marc Andreesen, in his latest podcast episode, described The Will Stancil Show as “better than South Park.”

“It’s so toxic, it’s hard to recommend it,” he cautions. “But it’s for sure a South Park-caliber-level thing.”

Andreesen predicts the development of AI programs like Sora will democratize the production of comedy shows and lead to a new age of “decentralized satire” where any political candidate can hire a person to make a cartoon video like The Will Stancil Show. We’ll see.

It’s worth noting, as Youcis herself is at pains to remind her viewers, that she didn’t just type a single prompt, click a button and voilà – a ready-made, high-production-value cartoon was hers to post on X. No, Youcis had to work frame by frame, meticulously scripting, generating and then editing the AI-generated materials in post-production. The artist, not the AI, was still the driving force behind the whole project. It was her creation.

That’s why, for the moment, the vast majority of videos produced with Sora are what’s come to be known derisively as slop. Ridiculous throwaway videos that are likely to confuse the average Facebook boomer and infuriate – and occasionally delight – X users like me as we scroll our feeds looking for something meaningful to engage with. Slop is the video of Trump dumping shit on Harry Sisson from a jet fighter – which the President himself actually posted on Truth Social. Slop is videos of cats firing pump-action shotguns and Martin Luther King Jr. shoplifting – “I have a dream that one day these groceries will be free. That day is today” – and ‘90s kids opening the latest Saddam Hussein action figure with glee.

The Will Stancil Show is a promise of something better. A diamond on a dungheap. Or maybe it’s the opposite. At this stage, though, it’s hard to imagine how things could get worse for poor Will Stancil with his black-studies degree.
 
look I've never heard of this guy or this AI cartoon until about 20 minutes ago, there's probably some context I missed, I just learned he exists because if the meme
You clearly aren’t terminally online at all!

The electric zapping references Turkish streamer Hasan Piker (that’s a name) using a shock collar to punish his dog for getting off its bed in the background of his video.

This is also on the front page and was a source of memery and controversy all over the Internet for the last couple of weeks.
 
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The admirable thing about Stancil is that he is entirely sincere. He’s the one white guy that…takes racism and anti semitism seriously, even as a liberal-not as faux pas or low status speech but as actual social evils.

People on Bluesky are mocking him-none of them care, or are willing to “fight the fascists in the digital trenches” like Will Stancil does.

You almost get the impression sometimes the far right “likes” Stancil more than his supposed allies do.
of course, he's too pathetic and silly in how outrageously serious he is for me to hate him.
I'd even let him hang out, so long as he always talked about retarded shit so we could hit him with how it be like that.
 
What if, and stick with me here, The real Will Stancil Show isn't the AI Generated cartoons, but instead the resulting crashout and petulant whining from Will himself. Imagine if someone disliked you so much and found annoying you so enjoyable that they made their own cartoon depicting you personally as an effete dumbass, what would you do? If you were Will Stancil you would do as he is now, quietly cope and seethe offline where the fascists can't see you and then proceed to mock you. Chuds have created their own AI generated rendition of The Truman Show (Some might even say, The Will Stancil Show ) and as long as William remains online he will continue adding fuel to the AI generated fires. He either leaves the internet and tacitly admits defeat to the chuds to borrow a Patism, let the idiots win or continue on under the Chuddish magnifying glass. Can he even make such an impossible choice?


Do it be like that, Mr. Stancil? Do it really?
 
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