STATE OF LOUISIANA DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC SAFETY AND CORRECTIONS PAROLE BOARD HEARINGS

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Watching Parole and Pardons with the brothers and sisters of keno casino chat is one of life's pleasures.
When Randy is there, you're in for some good shit.
STEVE HOYLE!
 
I'll get right on it. I'll petition the US government to genetically modify the next generation of African Americans by putting chemicals into KFC fryers. They will be bigger and blacker than anyone that has came before them to help withstand the hottest days on the biggest cotton fields.
Can you give them two extra arms and have each hand with a sixth functioning finger?
 
naming the prison after a country in central Africa is a bold move
 
Sitting astride a horse and telling ol' Sleep 'n' Eat to pick some goddamn cotton has got to be an unmatched feeling.

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"Y'all best quit eyeballin me, boy."

Holy fuck I am jelly
 
What time do these hearings usually start? Tomorrow is the women's "transitional" prison.
 
I was thinking about this recently and wondered how the fuck do 1st world countries justify not having bodycams in 2025? It seems to signal open maliciousness or undeniable ineptitude, this is pretty basic shit at this point.
And those bodycams protect everyone, from honest cops, to innocent suspects.

'Course, BLM and the other usual race-baiters now really want them gone, because they oddly tend not to show Officer Cletus shooting a black guy minding his own business, no, but rather DeShawnqu'an'tavious Brown committing his fourth murder of the morning because his McFries had been undersalted.
 
Bodycams have been an absolute gift to the racist community. I'm surprised youtube hasn't banned bodycam channels. Even Europoors are watching them.
I wasn't remotely racist before I discovered bodycam channels on YouTube.

Now? Well... Patterns exist, and I am sick to the teeth of pretending to not have noticed.
 
In case if anyone is interested. Angola state prison has an actual prison rodeo, where inmates will legitimately get their dumb nigger asses on bulls and get tossed around like ragdolls for our amusement, and it's only $20.


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You can also buy handmade craft items that the inmates make themselves :story:
 
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