STATE OF LOUISIANA DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC SAFETY AND CORRECTIONS PAROLE BOARD HEARINGS

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>randomly click through stream
>"Mr. Jackson, what is your level of education, what grade did you complete in school?"
>camera pans to a man so black, light seems to actively avoid him for fear of being robbed of its radiance
>"I nevuh completid duh school, I wus in speshul edukashun"

Easiest bingo of my life.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
We need six fingered cotton pickers.
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I'll get right on it. I'll petition the US government to genetically modify the next generation of African Americans by putting chemicals into KFC fryers. They will be bigger and blacker than anyone that has came before them to help withstand the hottest days on the biggest cotton fields.

On a serious note when will blacks with jobs start crashing out about being replaced with Indians? Despite the amount of Indians invading tech and other shit, they also are invading retail and fast food, jobs that blacks predominantly work in compared to other fields. Even prison staff has a black demographic. Imagine what would happen if all the prison guards were Indians, would they scam the prisoners or take bribes and allow them to escape.
 
troonshine said:
A Ruckus alternative I made last week
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Mr. Barras, what's your vote?

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Lieutenant Rasczak said:
It would be really funny to watch convicts do programming for a gossip forum.
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I was actually thinking that Josh could replace the entire mod team with convicts.

Think of it, they have the incentive of following and enforcing the board, thread and forum rules since a good review could lead to them getting out of jail early.

You will always have candidates.

They'll be above forums politics since they are convicts and won't give a shit about Internet drama.

And if someone sucks at their job? They get sacked and 10 more years in the can, picking cotton like a nigger. It's perfect.
 
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SoyBoyCaliphate said:
God I love how open these procedures are in the US. Just as much as I love FOIA for the bodycam footage it provides. Yes, it makes actual mongoloid euros feel smug, since they are too brain dead to figure out why they don't see stuff like this happen elsewhere (it doesn't exist if it's not public).

But I wish we had that here in Canada. our cops don't even wear bodycams and almost nothing is recorded (trials, hearings, etc). If parole boards were public here, I bet we wouldn't have early ("conditional") releases for every pedo and murderer with 0 accountability from the people who make those decisions.
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I was thinking about this recently and wondered how the fuck do 1st world countries justify not having bodycams in 2025? It seems to signal open maliciousness or undeniable ineptitude, this is pretty basic shit at this point.
 
Null said:
Under the 13th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America, all men are free unless deprived of freedom by due process. This means slavery is still legal in the United States for convicts.
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I see this argument a lot, but that's not what slavery was. Slavery wasn't punishment for a crime with a defined release date. And you can decline prison work without being whipped and hung, you'll just have a loss of privileges making your stay in prison even shittier.

Null said:
Almost no states in the US have Parole anymore.
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Most states have parole, although you may be referring to the concept of "good time" where prisoners get time off for good behavior. They've basically inverted that now where instead of a prisoner earning good time (at the discretion of a parole board), they can instead be kept longer than anticipated for getting into trouble during their sentence (at the discretion of a parole board).

So when you hear a sentence like 5-15 years, what it used to mean was they might serve 2 or 3 years of that 5 year minimum if they behaved themselves. Now it means they will serve at least 5 years of that 5-15 year sentence. If they don't fuck up, they can get out after the 5 years is up, but if they do fuck up then the parole board will choose to keep them for another year (or more) to see if they stop fucking up. And they can repeat that up to the maximum time allowed which in this case would be 15 years.

Also, sentencing disparities are completely fucked up. I know a guy who got 15 years for torching a car (with nobody in it), while you have child molesters getting like 3 year sentences, and unlike the movies they generally don't get raped and stabbed in there because they just lock them up with other kiddie diddlers.
 
300 lbs nigger lady telling the parole board she "just tryna grow".
 
Spooky Space Kook said:
Well the cotton ain't gonna pick itself. It's either prison labour or make some poor/illegal Mexicans pick it for like a $2 per hour. But I think even the Democrats like Mexicans more than basketball people. Whitey lacks like 200 years of experience in professional ranked cotton picking compared to black people so unless they get Johnathan Deere to level the playing field African Americans will remain as the top cotton pickers.
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Either one is undercutting law-abiding Americans' wages.
ToxicCatnip said:
Unfortunately, the livestreams generally disable their YouTube Live Chat function, so a live discussion in the stream itself is impossible.
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Can you imagine? "WHAT'S POPPIN', CHAT, IF WE GET ENOUGH SUPERBERRIES HE GETS PAROLE"; "CHAT, PRESS 1 TO RELEASE, PRESS 2 TO DENY"
 
I remember listening in on a few of these back then on the Keno Kasino chat, every time a pedophile rapist would plead he always made it about how he was the victim or alcohol made him do it, the psychology of it was really funny in their total lack of personal accountability.
 
Hillary Clinton's Ass said:
I was actually thinking that Josh could replace the entire mod team with convicts.

Think of it, they have the incentive of following and enforcing the board, thread and forum rules since a good review could lead to them getting out of jail early.

You will always have candidates.

They'll be above forums politics since they are convicts and won't give a shit about Internet drama.

And if someone sucks at their job? They get sacked and 10 more years in the can, picking cotton like a nigger. It's perfect.
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I think we ought to have an exchange program. The convicts get to janny, and the jannies get to pick cotton.
 
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