That's fantastic. Thanks. Here have a new copypasta to thank you.
I am not crazy! I know Kaya is a spoiled dog. I knew it was vibrating collar. The shock parts taped over. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. She covered her tracks, she got twitch chat to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This barkery? She’s done worse. The spawn of satan! Are you telling me that a dog just happens to move of its blanket? No! She orchestrated it! Kaya! She walked on my carpet! And I saved her! And I shouldn’t have. I took her right from craigslist! What was I thinking? She’ll never change. She’ll never change! Ever since she was 1, always the same! Couldn’t keep her paws off the floor! But not our Kaya! Couldn’t be precious Kaya! Stealing their hearts! And SHE gets defended by my audience? What a sick joke! I should’ve shocked her when I had the chance! …And you, you have to shock her! You