DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
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neger psykolog said:
Phil never has a happy day.
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He could get 10k in donos but it wouldn’t be good enough. He would be furiously checking the accounts to make sure all the money is real. And then would find something else to be worried out like his faggy hair that he’s always petting. “Sorry guys I need to go pee” aka I need to comb my shoe polish colored hair.
 
Imagine getting a cease and desist letter and the business name being "Burnell Productions" lmao. Phil would never be the one to do the suing for the many reasons that have been brought up in this thread. Phil's so dumb yet so narcissistic that he could probably wind up getting himself sued by some entity somehow. For what or by whom I don't know of course, but I could see it.
 
Sampi said:
I really wish this guy serious harm . I need to take a break again lol .
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I don’t want serious harm to happen to him. But something that impairs him from streaming as much causing his begging to amp up. I thought it was happening with his reaction channel and that he was on the verge of dropping video games but he wussed out
 
#lurker said:
The suing LARP is so funny to me. This nigga can't even order doordash without melting down, how does he expect to take on a stressful multiyear court case? Answer: you aren't suing anyone you absolute buffoon.
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he's confirmed to have slid into the dms of some youtube lawyer, presumably to ask for pro-bono representation in the pussiest most roundabout way imaginable.
 
Q_Anon1001 said:
I don’t want serious harm to happen to him. But something that impairs him from streaming as much causing his begging to amp up. I thought it was happening with his reaction channel and that he was on the verge of dropping video games but he wussed out
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A lightning strike on the road his driveway connects to would be the funniest thing since it would fry everything electronic in that shitbox he calls a house and would probably fuck the Snortmobile as well. You think nuclear war is bad, imagine Phil missing a week or two of streaming on top of having to spend probably close to 10k to get everything back the way it was.
 
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After getting a ton of gifted memberships today, DSP said "You gotta be skeptical when someone who you've never seen before comes by and immediately starts dropping huge contributions"
But he never asks questions when he gets an anonymous tip after 8 minutes of overtime and it's exactly the amount needed to reach the goal lmao
 
A vagillion virgillion years ago.



"I knew for a fact that literally 5 minutes away from where I lived there was a BMW dealership.
So I just basically went there one day and said, "Listen. I make big money all of a sudden and I've always wanted, you know, to drive a decent car. What can you tell me about the BMW's features?"
And basically they told me all the shit I didn't need but the two words I heard... were "great brakes", okay, and basically "full service"."

Phil was sold on leasing a BMW because if he just paid them the $500 a month payment, they would take care of it when anything went wrong. Anything going wrong like... oil changes and tire rotations...

Burnell Productions, LLC Presents:
Gas Station Adventure





Other highlights:
-Phil wanted a Harley when he was younger but didn't get one because the Northeast has winters and its dangerous ride a motorcycle in the snow
-Phil was a big fan of Freddy vs. Jason even though everyone else said it sucked
-Phil is extremely jealous of the spoiled kids these days who get name brand candy at Halloween, because all he got was off brand lollipops and milkduds.
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
A vagillion virgillion years ago.

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"I knew for a fact that literally 5 minutes away from where I lived there was a BMW dealership.
So I just basically went there one day and said, "Listen. I make big money all of a sudden and I've always wanted, you know, to drive a decent car. What can you tell me about the BMW's features?"
And basically they told me all the shit I didn't need but the two words I heard... were "great brakes", okay, and basically "full service"."

Phil was sold on leasing a BMW because if he just paid them the $500 a month payment, they would take care of it when anything went wrong. Anything going wrong like... oil changes and tire rotations...

Burnell Productions, LLC Presents:
Gas Station Adventure

GasStationAdventure.webm



Other highlights:
-Phil wanted a Harley when he was younger but didn't get one because the Northeast has winters and its dangerous ride a motorcycle in the snow
-Phil was a big fan of Freddy vs. Jason even though everyone else said it sucked
-Phil is extremely jealous of the spoiled kids these days who get name brand candy at Halloween, because all he got was off brand lollipops and milkduds.
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Holy fuck these therapy sessions are just as excruciating as his begging. Kat, when are you going to just barge in and brain him with a frying pan?
 
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