DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
fresh pair of socks said:
This man has a graduate + doctorate degree? How did he end up with such a lazy, useless, low achieving son? Linda's gene-pool must be polluted.
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Burn pits affecting his sperm.
BPD Gunt Rider said:
and he was still at it nearing his 70s
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was? He's still alive and 69 at present.
Free Jasper said:
Catching up on TBS and laughed hard at Phil’s lie that in his school teachers sent you feedback electronically at end of the year and you could respond. This system was in place 25 years ago apparently. And of course, Phil sent a sick burn mic drop to a teacher he didn’t like.

I sometimes struggle to believe this is a real person and not and act but casual things like this confirm it. He couldn’t just say he didn’t like a class 25 years ago, he has to invent some convoluted lie where he ‘wins’. At 43 years old.

This guy is just so messed up in terms of maturity and mental state.
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All lolcows do it.
 
DeadNivea said:
Eh, I still think Phil's alcohol dependency is overblown, and him begging for shots is because he charges 100 dollars for them lol. i dont think his weight loss was all that "rapid" either. like all things relating to his appearance recently, it all just ties back to LTG who royally mind broke him with the whole focus on your sexy bit. this was only exacerbated with the kino casino arc because PPP is a cow and Phil thinks it's an easy win over them if he parades his "muh fitness arc" in PPP's face
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did you forget the hundreds of dollars a month he spends at total wine?
 
architect said:
Since it's DSP's day off I thought it'd be the perfect opportunity to do some Doody-esque speculating. DSP has mentioned multiple times that his dad was a marine, although he has always been quite vague about it. According to this old newspaper archive, in 1977 at 21 years old, Dave's profession was a "warehouseman". I believe you need to do at least 3 years of active duty so I kind of doubt that he was in the marines before that if he listed his profession as something else in '77 when he was 21. Did he join at a later date, after getting married? I'm inclined to think Dave never was in the military and this is just some "my dad is cooler than your dad" nonsense Phil used to bullshit other kids with in his school days. Another thing that I find odd is that his parents got married in or around the end of 1977, but it took them almost five years to spawn the pigroach, who would go on to be an only child. DSP looks and supposedly acts absolutely nothing like Dave and he has mentioned there being issues with infidelity with his parents. Is Dave infertile and did Linda, desperate for a baby, fuck a pigroach-looking alien
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Free Jasper said:
Catching up on TBS and laughed hard at Phil’s lie that in his school teachers sent you feedback electronically at end of the year and you could respond. This system was in place 25 years ago apparently. And of course, Phil sent a sick burn mic drop to a teacher he didn’t like.

I sometimes struggle to believe this is a real person and not and act but casual things like this confirm it. He couldn’t just say he didn’t like a class 25 years ago, he has to invent some convoluted lie where he ‘wins’. At 43 years old.

This guy is just so messed up in terms of maturity and mental state.
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The weirder and more telling things about his high school, going into college years was what he said about picking schools/paths. Phil said that he had 3 options, college, trade school or military. We all heard the story about how he "turned down" a military recruiter for being cocky. But what was new was how he said he didn't go to trade school because "No one wanted him to go to a trade school. " which I think is very telling thay his grades and being valedictorian in high school was 100% because he parents made sure he studied and preformed well.

Also probably shows he never had much ambition because how do you say you don't go to trade school because no one wanted you. to go. How can a guy in his 40s not just say "I don't want to go to trade school, being an electrician didn't sound good to me" but no he still has to shift that blame to others
 
DeadNivea said:
Eh, I still think Phil's alcohol dependency is overblown, and him begging for shots is because he charges 100 dollars for them lol. i dont think his weight loss was all that "rapid" either. like all things relating to his appearance recently, it all just ties back to LTG who royally mind broke him with the whole focus on your sexy bit. this was only exacerbated with the kino casino arc because PPP is a cow and Phil thinks it's an easy win over them if he parades his "muh fitness arc" in PPP's face
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A lot of DSP quirks get exaggerated a bit, but I really don't think this is one of them. The way he drinks liquor, and the effect is has on him reek of a long-time problem drinker. Normal non-alcoholics don't take several shots and feel dead sober 2 hours later, do not swish liquor around in their mouths when they drink it, and don't feel the need to lie for years about not drinking. Maybe he isn't quite as big of an addict as people make jokes about, but his relationship with it is extremely unhealthy and shows all the signs of someone who does not have it under control.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil has said that his Dad is finally slowing down. Grain of salt and there's nothing online about that, but it's plausible.
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After that sham of a week off he had I don't believe anything he says anymore at first I thought he was telling the truth about his parents health cause no one would make up a story like that unless they were truly pathological or sociological and you know what someone like Phil checks all those boxes
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil has said that his Dad is finally slowing down. Grain of salt and there's nothing online about that, but it's plausible.
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Dude he said that since he moved to to Washington. He really said during the trip we're his dad helped him paint and hang pictures and fix holes in the wall that his parents "weren't mobile" I genuinely believe that Phil is just stupid and thinks that at 50 or 60 you just start dying regardless of what you're really like.
 
Time for Phil to derail the whole stream because someone he can’t tell is “real” gifted a bunch of subs. they have gifted 200 subs so far

Edit: he is not counting these gifted memberships and he is going to make his dents still pay him 150 bucks for the stream like the nigger he is.
 
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Once again, if you troll Phil with money, you're still retarded.
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