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They stole his page AND his job!
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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kiwifarms.net
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Damn I had forgotten all about Paul. I wonder what he's up to these days?
Edit: Apparently still the PI grift.
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I still say they should have put up images of gay porn just for the lulz and to low key talk about how much of a faggot Fatty is.
Yeah but now they're all vaping because it's "healthier".
And... yeah but healthier in the sense that it's not going to necessarily cause lung cancer from the tar and smoke but we still don't know the effects that it can have long term.
Didn't he try to take down the Orchards or something or Fatty tried to get him to get rid of all the bad stuff on teh intarwebs about him?
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Maybe, but I would think Jack would be on Jersh's permanent shit list if that was the case. In the couple times on MATI he was covered it was just 'look at this tard' kinda stuff.
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Rated R for Retarded.
Even in cartoon form he looks like a soyed-up faggot.
Also, same energy:
That homunculus on the right looks like a sex doll. Jack's sex doll. Looks a little too pale in the face for his tastes, though.
a terminal posture
kiwifarms.net
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Recipe is fine, execution is ?, He barely shows the end product. At least this was made from scratch.
Jack is currently using the clickbait title ''Baking Magic in Just Minutes!'. This shit doesn't work for recipe video; you put the name of the dish in the title you dingbat. Also, this recipe was made from scratch and did not take 'minutes'!
He has that stupid QR code for 'Boy's Club' merch throughout the video; I still don't understand how Jack thinks anyone would use it.
He explains to us what the purpose of baking powder is. Thanks, Jack.
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Paul has basically abandoned Jack, which is not surprising given the nature of their friendship -- such that it can be called, because their association seemed to begin and end at them stuffing their faces together and using that opportunity to be loud mean stupid cunts about everything.
Jack and Paul have a lot in common: hateful, unimpressive but certain they're better than everyone else, self-"employed" because their fragile egos won't let them take orders or work with others, etc. (This failed venture encapsulates all of the above.)
But the power dynamic was always Paul on top. ; ) With the vast majority of friends, Jack was able to soft-bully and larp as an expert. But when Paul and Jack hung out, Paul was always the expert, the conversation driver, the fact dropper, the guy who'd just had the adventure to tell his buddies about.
I have two main memories of Paul in the before-times.
But the power dynamic was always Paul on top. ; ) With the vast majority of friends, Jack was able to soft-bully and larp as an expert. But when Paul and Jack hung out, Paul was always the expert, the conversation driver, the fact dropper, the guy who'd just had the adventure to tell his buddies about.
I have two main memories of Paul in the before-times.
- For the first, he and Jack went to a fast food joint and Paul insulted a bigger woman who came in to pick up an order while wearing leisurewear, flip-flops, etc. Jack muted the audio but I read Paul's lips. He said, "That's why you stay in school, kids, so you don't look like trailer trash."
- Maybe that's OK to say in private -- around company you know very well, at that -- but to say it (a) in public and (b) while letting yourself be filmed? Paul was always an uber-cunt.
- Secondly, he and Jack loooved to joke about how they had to "go make room" before an upcoming meal, so every other video had this preoccupation with shitting, and banter about shitting, and filming each other entering and exiting public restrooms.
- Bonus points for the fact they did this so many times that Junior eventually internalized it and started saying it himself -- but one time slipped up and said it in front of Tammy, so Jack had to performatively scold him about how inappropriate it was to say! omg! how dare he!
Said livestream was sad as shit because Paul clearly is not able to fathom Jack in his new monstrous form (and seems totally uninterested in trying to) and Jack, self-conscious, starts the call by pawing at his stroke-eye with his fingers and all but apologizing for how he looks.
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Jackie: 'Just minutes!'
Random Commenter: 'How many minutes?'
Jackie: '...several dozen.'
The bake time alone is listed as 45-50 mins.
Anyways
Who? Who is asking for Jack merch?
5:53 Tammy comes in to do some heavy lifting. she also stirs
6:13 "we finely chopped [the apples]" 'We', Jack?
8:05 calls a whisk a spatula
Well he cooked from scratch as terminal said. Used his own butter. Not bad as far as Jack vids go. Have a like, Gurgles.
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I think the "only took minutes" is the amount of time he had to actually do the work and not the amount of time it took to bake / cool.
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What a nice guy
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Though I know better than to believe him, the thought of people telling the winking, growling, earhair-infested blobfish in the wheelchair to not pray for them is still funny to imagine.
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How about we tax Jack for being such a drain on the healthcare industry with his reckless abandon for doctor's orders and all his strokes?
Does ...does he know the people that actually MAKE your food are the ones potentially doing the spitting? No driver is gonna pull over on the way to someone's house, open the packaging, and spit. Driverless delivery will not affect this. Most non-pizza places have some kinda sticker seal thing over the bag. And no driver is gonna complain about no tip. I've been stiffed many times back in the day and I never complained. I was just thankful we got the business.
I'm sure it happens but I never once worked in a food service environment where someone felt compelled to spit in someone's food even if they were a colossal asshole. What kind of treatment is Jacko giving these wagies where he has to worry about saliva in his food?
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We need to implement an obesity tax. I had to sit next to one on a coach and he was spilling into my seat. It was rancid.
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I would. As an atheist, how else do you reply to that? "Thanks for doing nothing"?
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Look how well prayers did for him. Seriously if he's the result of what happens when people pray I'll say, "no thanks".
What do you mean they did nothing? They PRAYED for you! That takes time out of their busy schedules. I mean that's thirty seconds out of Fatty's life that he could have been eating or watching Blue's Clues or bitching about something online. You know, something valuable.
Be more considerate next time.
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A former friend of mine is currently epitomizing this as he begins hospice, following 10+ years of sanctimonious blog posts about all the good prayer has done for him and his health (where updates are exclusively made during cancer recurrences). Exemption from death is a hell of a drug.
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Prayer works in a roundabout way. Knowing that somebody gives enough of a shit about you to take a minute out of their life makes you a little more hopeful / less stressed, which I think is an underemphasized medical concern.
But yeah, it's not going to bring back any of fatass' three dead limbs.
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Jack growls into his phone to make a post on X lying about scooting up to people to brag that he’s going to pencil a prayer for them at some point other than here and now into his busy schedule because, if there’s no one upstairs (or even an upstairs), then that means Jack is exactly what he appears to be. Few will learn from his example.
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This only really alleviates stress or makes you feel better if you believe in prayer to begin with, though.
Personally, I'd rather someone didn't waste their time praying for me when I know nothing will come of it, and I'd actually be annoyed by their arrogance/self-righteousness if they told me that they were going to pray for me regardless of how I felt if I politely declined their offer to pray for me.
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To me it's basically "I am too lazy to actually help so I will say I prayed". If god were real, he would already know that the person was sick or whatever and prayer would do no good because he'd already know what he's going to do.
And then there's retards like Jack who say that to feel sanctimonious which is even worse