💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[souschef]

He says this

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But uploaded these

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AI most likely would beat his. For starters if you ask GPT for a cookie recipe, it will actually suggest making the dough from scratch, instead of using shitty pre mixed crap. It wouldn't fuck up the temperature too

One thing that i noticed is that Jack can't grasp tempering or the idea that stuff will keep cooking once you take it from the oven/skillet. When baking cookies you have to wait for it to harden outside, otherwise they'll burn. His are all raw on the inside, but that shouldn't be a problem since he's the kind of guy that would guzzle on a whole tub of raw dough

Disgusting

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The fight of the century

 

[AnOminous]

Then he started crying and going on a weird tangent about how he wants to help people vs. make money. On a show where the entire point is for those goofy ass hillbillies to make money from investing in startups.

Amazingly, Jack wasn't even the worst. This guy was the worst.

Also Texans aren't hillbillies, that's a term usually reserved for Appalachians.

He was trying to sell them a beer tapper device, showed up without the shit he was trying to sell them, and then failed to be able to tap a keg.

 

[semitooth]

The fight of the century

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lmfao what the fuck

 

[p1138]

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lmfao what the fuck

I'm not sure which is worse. the AI filtered Fatty that is I guess mirrored so it looks like his dead arm works, or him making more "chili" to slurp down.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The worst part is that was the actual strength the WTIC guys identified, his personality and showmanship, could have worked to build the brand but he was unwilling to give them a totally reasonable stake in CWJ vs. his outrageous demand because of some dumb reason.

Fatty is a faggot and won't accept doing anything unless it's on his terms and that's final.

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lmfao what the fuck

Which "chili" is his? He's made, at last count, about 50 different varieties of it. And it's not like he's known for making good chili in the first place.

Here's what I see happening. AI is going to parse dozens if not hundreds of recipes, collate them all and choose the most popular ingredients and follow the directions to wind up with chili. It might not be good but it will be authentic. Fatty will just throw shit into his Instapot and call it a win.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

The fight of the century

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Lmao didn’t fatty do chili wars last year? The seafood chili and the egg chili?

Fatty is delusional that he has any gas left in the tank.

 

[Shartavius]

I'll be shocked if Jack's "AI chili" isn't just the same ingredients pressure-cooked for twelve minutes and dished up with the consistency of a gallon of dysentery; like every chili he makes. He'll insist AI came up with it - but only Jack fucks up a chili in that way.

 

[souschef]

The AI will win because it doesn't chuck 1 year old rotten brisket on the chili

 

[Xarpho's Return]

That's absolutely what it is. His doctors probably told him he has damage that shows evidence of more than three strokes, but they aren't completely sure. How fucking weird and fucked up is life that some people die with one stroke, yet we have Scalfatty here justifying he's only "technically" had three strokes.

"Those, my friend, are heart attacks!"

The craziest part about Jack is ONE stroke usually enough put someone out of commission (if not fully comatose) but he might've even regained the use of arm with physical therapy.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

"Those, my friend, are heart attacks!"

The craziest part about Jack is ONE stroke usually enough put someone out of commission (if not fully comatose) but he might've even regained the use of arm with physical therapy.

You ignore how powerful addictions can be.

I've seen old folks that have had permanent tracheostomies done due to cancer actually smoking using the hole in their neck. The same thing that resulted in them getting cancer and they haven't given up cigarettes. Fatty can't give up food so he's going to eat himself into a grave.

 

[Shartavius]

The craziest part about Jack is ONE stroke usually enough put someone out of commission (if not fully comatose) but he might've even regained the use of arm with physical therapy.

I feel like everyone reacting to Jack since 2019 has conveyed these exact sentiments at least three times. His commitment to avoid regaining even a shred of independence defies all common sense.

 

[AnOminous]

I've seen old folks that have had permanent tracheostomies done due to cancer actually smoking using the hole in their neck. The same thing that resulted in them getting cancer and they haven't given up cigarettes. Fatty can't give up food so he's going to eat himself into a grave.

I've seen that too. The idea sounds insane but if the addiction got you to that point, why not go on? It's not like giving up the only pleasure in your life is going to stop your inevitable death. I'm reminded of a (very) old friend who died of lung cancer and insisted on a pack of Pall Malls on his corpse.

 

[souschef]

I've seen that too. The idea sounds insane but if the addiction got you to that point, why not go on? It's not like giving up the only pleasure in your life is going to stop your inevitable death. I'm reminded of a (very) old friend who died of lung cancer and insisted on a pack of Pall Malls on his corpse.

I heard nicotine dependency can kill you if you quit after many years of smoking. Dad smoked all his life, good health at 76, quit smoking, died at 77

I'll never quit

 

[Lactose tolerant]

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lmfao what the fuck

That filter makes him look like the old fat slob version of this

 

[Polska krowa]

I've just caught up with like 150 pages of the thread. Something that wasn't really discussed from what I could see that I'd like to flag is the choice of name for Cali's son.

I know that it's been acknowledged that the kid is called Atreus after the character from the Norse God of War games, which is really weird, given that Atreus is generally hated by the GoW fanbase due to him being a largely pointless character who serves only to grind the pacing of the game to a halt, including a one or two hour sequence that's largely just a cutscene wherein you control Atreus' movements to a small extent.

The other thing to factor in here is that Atreus has a father... Kratos. Looking through the thread's post history, Jr listed oil paintings of Kratos on his wedding registry, so Kratos is clearly someone Jr has a heavy amount of affinity for.

Given this, I put forward that the kid is not called Atreus simply because Jr likes the games, but because he views himself as Kratos. Atreus is actually called Loki, but later called Atreus per the game's story/lore - I feel like the name Loki is trashy but somehow better than Atreus, but Jr deliberately chose Atreus to distinguish from the Marvel character, further reinforcing the Kratos thing. This kid will spend his life getting bullied for his name because his dad thinks that he's a living embodiment of a video game character. It feels very on brand for a Scalfani to subject someone they should deeply care about to a lifetime of misery so that they can live their own personal fantasy to even the smallest extent.

I feel like if you loved the character, loved your child, and weren't a narc, you'd make it their middle name. E.g., I like the character Sam from LotR - I wouldn't be calling my theoretical son Samwise, but I might consider giving him the middle name 'Sam'.

Edit: There is a 100% chance that Jr and Tammy Jr do a Kratos and Faye cosplay for Halloween, and dress the kid up as Atreus.

 

[AltisticRight]

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lmfao what the fuck

Did this fat fuck forget how horrible all his AI videos have been?
Who's going to cook the AI chili? It's still Jack. It's still shit. It's still inedible slop. It still deserves another stroke.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I've just caught up with like 150 pages of the thread. Something that wasn't really discussed from what I could see that I'd like to flag is the choice of name for Cali's son.

I know that it's been acknowledged that the kid is called Atreus after the character from the Norse God of War games, which is really weird, given that Atreus is generally hated by the GoW fanbase due to him being a largely pointless character who serves only to grind the pacing of the game to a halt, including a one or two hour sequence that's largely just a cutscene wherein you control Atreus' movements to a small extent.

The other thing to factor in here is that Atreus has a father... Kratos. Looking through the thread's post history, Jr listed oil paintings of Kratos on his wedding registry, so Kratos is clearly someone Jr has a heavy amount of affinity for.

Given this, I put forward that the kid is not called Atreus simply because Jr likes the games, but because he views himself as Kratos. Atreus is actually called Loki, but later called Atreus per the game's story/lore - I feel like the name Loki is trashy but somehow better than an ancient Greek name, but Jr deliberately chose Atreus to distinguish from the Marvel character, further reinforcing the Kratos thing. This kid will spend his life getting bullied for his name because his dad thinks that he's a living embodiment of a video game character. It feels very on brand for a Scalfani to subject someone they should deeply care about to a lifetime of misery so that they can live their own personal fantasy to even the smallest extent.

I feel like if you loved the character, loved your child, and weren't a narc, you'd make it their middle name. E.g., I like the character Sam from LotR - I wouldn't be calling my theoretical son Samwise, but I might consider giving him the middle name 'Sam'.

Edit: There is a 100% chance that Jr and Tammy Jr do a Kratos and Faye cosplay for Halloween, and dress the kid up as Atreus.

Nah Junior’s headcannon of himself is as black gym rat on the DL who can rhyme and can amass a n-rich sneaker collection without having to work, and plenty of young white dudes to play grabass with.

Did this fat fuck forget how horrible all his AI videos have been?
Who's going to cook the AI chili? It's still Jack. It's still shit. It's still inedible slop. It still deserves another stroke.

He’s 100% still malding at comments made to him about recent recipes being “AI”, while demonizing AI use, but simultaneously applying the worst AI slop to his entire production workflow. That’s all it is just angy that he got found out, so he’s going to try to show us how “bad” AI recipes actually are in an attempt to cope to make him look “good”. He’s going to purposely ensure that the AI recipe is a nightmare this time, while his “real” recipe saves the day.


He’s a fragile narcissist that can’t do a damn thing and ain’t all that bright, so he’s got a big ol chip on his shoulder to prove something here. That’s all this is. Chili offers him something he can handle,Gets organic views, and he thinks that he can approach with significant enough variety to for a “food wars” format. Despite this, he’s done about 60 chili videons already. The most recent about a year ago. All horrifying,

 

[Polska krowa]

Nah Junior’s headcannon of himself is as black gym rat on the DL who can rhyme and can amass a n-rich sneaker collection without having to work, and plenty of young white dudes to play grabass with.

He can think all of that and still also think he's Kratos... all roads point to it, after all.

 

[Adamska]

The fight of the century

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Jack seethes because for all AI can fuck up a chili if you follow it exactly, it still will come out better than the shitslop soup he blasts in his pressure cooker. ChatGPT will semi-often add an ingredient that may not work depending on the type. When I asked it to make seafood chili, it sometimes just adds stuff that won't work well, like crab due to its strong flavor.

But it also will suggest other options or say an item that might not work is optional. A carnivore dish suggested organ meat but also said it's optional to the dish if you don't like it. It also might forget a spice, usually cumin, but it does remember a lot of the other seasonings. The biggest thing it fucks up is it's proportions, it's notorious for under seasoning or giving too much of an item. But it does at the end of the day fundamentally get the dish better than Jack ever will. I've never seen it suggest anything other than slow cooking or using a Dutch oven to do it for a few hours.

Also nice to see he just wants to make more low energy repetitive and boring shitslop soup. Not like he's done a fuckload of that alrea-oh. He has.