Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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Fun fact: 50% of all vinyl record buyers don't own a playback device. Of the 50% that do, roughly 42% don't actively use them, so it's closer to 75% of all buyers that don't play their records.
Most of the people who do have record players just have Crosley Cruisers, which are basically the lowest of low-end you could get in a place like Walmart, not counting obscure novelty players. You could probably find something on Amazon that is leagues better than that abysmal dogshit Cruiser for not that much more.
 
Most of the people who do have record players just have Crosley Cruisers, which are basically the lowest of low-end you could get in a place like Walmart, not counting obscure novelty players
The crosley cruiser and any other BSR derived player is fine. If you really care about sound quality, you're buying the wrong format - get an iPhone plugged to an amp, CDs, or reel to reel tapes.

Honestly there's like 2 different sides of consoomslop vinyl owners fall under, there's the side with people that hoard 50 variants of the same albums like there's no tomorrow and play them out of a fisher price if at all, and those that spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on a record player that all think the crosley is killing their industry because it's something a high schooler can afford.
 
Honestly there's like 2 different sides of consoomslop vinyl owners fall under, there's the side with people that hoard 50 variants of the same albums like there's no tomorrow and play them out of a fisher price if at all, and those that spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on a record player that all think the crosley is killing their industry because it's something a high schooler can afford.
It’s funny because I’m directly in the middle. I don’t think you need either 50 copies of Dark Side Of The Moon or an audiophile quality record player that costs half a million to “get the most out of vinyl.” If anything, I mostly fell out with vinyl and have been going down the FLAC/lossless rabbit hole. I thought vinyl was nice for a while, but I realized that it just can’t be my main format. Too expensive and finicky. Nowadays, I’d rather stick to streaming, and use FLAC files for albums I absolutely love.
 
Call me lazy, but 90% of the reason I won't use vinyl is because you have to get up every 15 min to flip/change it. Also they scratch retardedly easy, which is gay. CDs are much superior if you want a physical music collection.
 
Call me lazy, but 90% of the reason I won't use vinyl is because you have to get up every 15 min to flip/change it. Also they scratch retardedly easy, which is gay. CDs are much superior if you want a physical music collection.
I agree, they don't hold a whole lot of music but I like the sound of them, it's not highly impressive quality or anything, there's just something about it that fills the room, but only being able to hold a relatively small amount of music is a downside

But how the hell do you think CDs not scratch more easily than vinyl?
 
I agree, they don't hold a whole lot of music but I like the sound of them, it's not highly impressive quality or anything, there's just something about it that fills the room, but only being able to hold a relatively small amount of music is a downside

But how the hell do you think CDs not scratch more easily than vinyl?
I have a very light step, I often scare people at work and elsewhere because they can't hear me coming; Yet, in spite of my seemingly light footsteps, my records scratched at various points because of my walking about the room as they played. I've had the same issue with my cd player, except when my cd player skips it doesn't leave an indelible scratch in the cd.

If you find that cds scratch just as easily so be it, but in my experience this has not been the case. I also don't notice much of a qualitative difference between the formats, to each their own however.
 
because of my walking about the room as they played.
are you sure that's the reason, and not your player having a problem?
Going to London soon and I saw those viral foods and they look like shit but people from around the world and what I have heard locally are flocking to these places. Is it that good or am I right it's bad.
people have a curiosity for unusual things, i don't consider trying weird gimmick foods to be overconsumerism, just natural curiosity and the desire to experience something
depends if it's actually an unusual dish with an atypical flavor/ingredients/cooking method, or if it's one of those retarded pisstake dishes for publicity that's like a burger with a patty dyed green and three kilograms of cheese jizz
 
Vinyl is a format for people who don't like music. The sound fidelity is abysmal, truly horrendous shit. It's impossible to take it seriously when you are dealing with something so objectively terrible, something that can be proven mathematically in absolute terms. But even subjectively vinyl is obviously dogshit anyway.

There are some self-aware people out there who admit vinyl is auditory torture that say they like the art on the cover. Motherfucker, are you for the music or the artwork? As I said, they don't like music; they just want a trinket.
 
Motherfucker, are you for the music or the artwork? As I said, they don't like music; they just want a trinket.
Is that a bad thing? It isn't a secret vinyl records today are just another type of collectable merch you buy to support the creator. If a game or movie has a great OST I think it would be cool to own it on a niche medium.
 
It doesn't matter what kind of record player or amps you own because vinyl naturally sounds like shit.

Buying vinyl is an open admission that you don't care about the music because if you did you'd own it on a medium that doesn't naturally sound like shit. You'd buy CD or reel to reel.
 
I don't really care if people want to buy vinyl records if that's what they enjoy, but the "I'm doing it to support the artist!" excuse rings hollow when you see just how little they get from music sales.

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Further, the compulsion to spend money to show how much one likes something is peak consoomerism.
 
Dumb niggers ITT don't know about independent record labels or audio receivers.

But yeah I do agree that it isn't your job to "support" musicians you like. If they want money they can go suck some Jews cock or get a real job like the rest of us.
 
Is that a bad thing?
Yes. Buying something that is objectively worse just because you want to look cool and trendy is kinda the theme of the thread. It is functionally useless for the vast majority of people who buy it and when it's not it's still shit. If you replaced the vinyls in that guy's video with taylor swift funko pops no one would be arguing despite them both being a useless lump of plastic that only exist to sit on a shelf. I would be more willing to defend the funko pop in that situation at least, at least they are easier to display and don't pretend to be anything else. Just listen to the guy in the fucking video, not once does he mention the sound quality or the music he only cares about the fucking colour of the things.
 
I collect records... it can have a purpose too, I collect locally produced records that have never been re-released or uploaded online. I swear there was an article about how vinyl records produced today for pop stars, which iirc specifically mentioned Taylor Swift, are made as shitty as possible as they assume the buyer won't ever play it... and they aren't wrong. I'd be surprised if the average consoomer has the attention span to listen to a whole album.
 
I collect records... it can have a purpose too, I collect locally produced records that have never been re-released or uploaded online. I swear there was an article about how vinyl records produced today for pop stars, which iirc specifically mentioned Taylor Swift, are made as shitty as possible as they assume the buyer won't ever play it... and they aren't wrong. I'd be surprised if the average consoomer has the attention span to listen to a whole album.
Swifties don't know what a record is. They think the black circular thing inside the sleeve is supposed to keep the poster flat.
 
Yes. Buying something that is objectively worse just because you want to look cool and trendy is kinda the theme of the thread.
The theme of the thread is EXCESS. You are allowed to collect things or spend money on useless knick knacks you find neat, the problem is when things get out of hand and turn obsessive. Do you really like an anime and want to buy a figure of a character from the show? Go ahead. Do you have wall to wall k-on merch and maxed out several credit cards doing it? You are a consoomer and need help.

The "usefulness" of the product doesn't matter at all. Power drills are useful but if you replace all the Taylor Swift merch with those the guy is still a consoomer.

I don't really care if people want to buy vinyl records if that's what they enjoy, but the "I'm doing it to support the artist!" excuse rings hollow when you see just how little they get from music sales.

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I wonder how that works with OSTs as they are a different animal compared to a traditional musician?
 
I wonder how that works with OSTs as they are a different animal compared to a traditional musician?
Depends on what kind of OST. If you mean a collection of songs from various artists released as a compilation soundtrack then that's basically various licensing and royalty agreements. Otherwise it would just be dependant on the record label like any other release. I have a feeling you're asking about video games so in that case the musicians get hired to record the music for an agreed amount and most likely aren't getting any profits from record sales, which is a pretty small market compared to the actual video game sales.
That image is just an example and not really a hard rule, especially now with independent labels and even self-released stuff.
 
The theme of the thread is EXCESS.
The guy bought a literal fucking stack of the exact same album???????????????? Yes you can buy things just because you think they're cool and not be a consumer but the less usable that thing is the lower the limit on how many you can buy before veering into consoomer territory. Buying and reading 100 books and having a bookshelf because you just enjoy reading is fine, buying 50 random books because you want them as decoration isn't. If you do not use the product then you are not buying a product you are just consuming merchandise. The thread is overconsumption, buying more than 0 of something you do not use is overconsumption. This guy is on the level of those kpop retards who went and bought mcdonalds just because the packaging was a special box that they all kept and threw the food away.
 
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