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"How do you know they were Jamaican? Do you have their DNA results?What if they were just heavily tanned Caucasian men? How can you prove otherwise?"
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💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.
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"How do you know they were Jamaican? Do you have their DNA results?What if they were just heavily tanned Caucasian men? How can you prove otherwise?"
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Greer, in theory, has a functional penis.
Nick self disclosed that he does not.
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How well did that law firm that he built do? Did he ever have a paying customer?
Also, the streaming career hit the wall when he showed up for work out of his skull on cocaine. That'll generally get you fired most places. That's how he ended up doing community service in the first place.
I messed up a lot in my late adolescence. I'm no stranger to community service. I believe I might have been 22? Can you imagine showing up to work wasted and getting community service for cocaine possession when you're in your 40's with five kids?
How embarrassing.
Finally, what could Nick's earned income be at the moment? Does anyone want to hazard a guess? I know he begs a couple of hundo whenever he streams, but how much could that amount to over the course of a year? $15k? $20k? About the same as a job at McDonalds, right?
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Lmao this is Nick's "big comeback," a second-rate cokestream where he gibbered and drooled and acted like a total homosexual. He comes in eighth place to a fat, greasy pedophile, a retarded whore, another retarded whore, three literally whos who I don't even know who they are and that WATP retard.
Nick is #8 to this batch of nobodies.
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Thanks for this. Attached is the machine transcript of Nick Rekieta's 10th or 11th wonderful "return to streaming" stream. Below the cut is an AI summary of this wet fart. I think ChatGPT ran out of RAM, there's no mention of Kurt...
Overview
Nick Rekieta (“Rackets”) returns to streaming after a long break, updating viewers on his personal situation, his legal status, his sobriety, and his plans for future content. The tone alternates between comedic, ranting, and personal reflection.
Legal / Personal Updates
- Opens by reminding viewers that his law license is suspended and that he’s under a gag order related to an ongoing harassment-restraining-order (HRO) case.
- Says he’s been sober for over six months (“forced government sobriety”).
- Discusses taking time off to deal with life, family, and court issues.
- Refers to a pending hearing on October 24, following someone’s jail report date of October 17—clearly referring to Aaron Imholte.
- Explains that Imholte was sentenced to 15 days in jail (serving 10 with good behavior) for violating a restraining order involving Lady Rackets.
- Details how HRO violations are “enhanceable” offenses—future violations could become felonies.
- States he’ll ensure his family’s safety and comply with reporting requirements if needed.
McDonald’s Story
A long humorous story about waiting for a pumpkin pie at McDonald’s, treated as a metaphor for a “return to normalcy” and “customer service done right.”
Rants and Commentary
- Mocks Aaron Imholte repeatedly, calling him names and joking about his weight, time in jail, and legal choices.
- Criticizes “LawTube”, claiming many YouTube lawyers have no courtroom experience and poor viewership.
- Says he intends to “bring back entertainment to law streams”, including trial coverage with humor and “fashion analysis.”
- Mentions Scott Adams, Hassan Piker, and others in passing with derisive jokes.
- Ends part of the stream by teasing that a judge who signed his warrant is no longer on the bench.
Streaming / Channel Plans
- Announces he’s returning to regular streaming, including Unbredded and new content on YouTube and Locals.
- Mentions Mephisto’s Movie Reviews (they reviewed The Substance) and Adam Kriggler’s live shows.
- Plans for members-only content and collabs with other creators, including Lego-themed appearances.
- Ends with extended superchat readings, jokes, and audience banter before transitioning to the members-only portion.
Tone and Takeaways
The stream is part confessional, part roast, part comeback announcement:- Defiant and self-deprecating about his suspension.
- Vindictive toward Aaron Imholte and “LawTube” rivals.
- Reflective about his family, sobriety, and audience support.
- Promises a more consistent, entertaining return to form.
EDIT TO ADD: Grok came through:
Opening Lies and Veiled Shots at Imholte
- Shady Disclaimer: Nick Rekieta, a washed-up Minnesota lawyer with a suspended license, opens his "Lawsplaining the Interwebs" stream with a smug claim he’s not your lawyer. No surprise—he’s legally barred, and he’s dodging the mess that got him there.
- Sobriety Self-Praise: Boasts six months of court-mandated sobriety like it’s a personality trait, conveniently sidestepping the legal troubles tied to his feud with Aaron Imholte.
- Imholte Jab #1: St. Cloud "Pussy": Sneers that “all the estrogen is concentrated in one giant fucking pussy in St. Cloud, Minnesota,” a clear dig at Imholte, a St. Cloud podcaster facing jail time. Nick’s gag order on their HRO case forces the coded insult, but fans know the target.
- Imholte Jab #2: "Eight Days" Taunt: Mocks an unnamed figure with a chant: “It’s just eight days… Stop fucking whining, you giant pussy.” This aligns perfectly with Imholte’s upcoming 8-day jail stint starting October 18 for HRO violations, a sly jab Nick slips past his gag order.
- McDonald’s Mirage: Spins a questionable tale about an extra pumpkin pie at McDonald’s as proof of life’s upswing. Likely a fabricated feel-good to gloss over his chaotic reality.
- Kurt’s Takedown: Savages “Kurt” for his weight and Instant Pot barbacoa, ridiculing his 900-calorie shakes. Nick’s no saint—his own health claims are shaky at best.
- Health Hot Air: Touts a 70-pound weight loss from gym work and AI apps, downplaying GLP-1 drugs. His anti-antidepressant screed, pushing yogurt and spirituality, is baseless pontificating from a guy with no medical cred.
- Cocaine Curveball: Rants that cocaine’s ban was racist, not health-driven. It’s a reckless, off-topic flex to sound provocative, not insightful.
- 1983 Case Bluff: Prattles about a 42 U.S.C. § 1983 claim where police allegedly used a private investigator to dodge Fourth Amendment rules. Argues the investigator’s a state actor with no immunity, but his rusty legal chops make it sound like a long shot.
- Client Trash-Talk: Slams his own client as a “colossal piece of shit” for suing over a botched theft, spilling case details publicly. If Nick’s your lawyer, good luck—he’s got zero loyalty.
- Discovery Whining: Grumbles about case logistics like discovery timing, admitting he’s out of practice. No wonder—he’s a legal has-been.
- Fan Flattery: Crocodile tears about his audience “keeping him alive,” a blatant play for their cash while offering little in return. It’s manipulation, not gratitude.
- Gift Ghosting: Admits failing to deliver promised Locals gifts, blaming manufacturers but owning nothing. Vows to fix it “soon”—don’t bet on it.
- Streaming Promises: Pledges regular streams and unified memberships, but his track record of flaking screams more empty talk.
- Nick’s stream is a cocktail of lies, Imholte shade, and self-aggrandizement, with coded jabs at his rival’s jail time and HRO woes showing he’s still obsessed.
- His health advice and legal rants are as reliable as a broken clock—take them with a grain of salt.
- Fans banking on Nick’s promises are likely to be burned again; his word’s worth less than his law license.
- The “St. Cloud pussy” and “eight days” lines are deliberate digs at Aaron Imholte, tied to his October 1 sentencing (15 days total, 8 days starting October 1
for HRO violations and image-sharing charges. - Nick’s gag order (from Imholte’s HRO in St. Cloud) forces the oblique references, but they’re clear to fans following the feud on X and Reddit.
The puppet is way funnier than Nick, too. And the puppet isn't even human. (Although at this point, maybe Nick isn't either.)
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Street cred also applies to everyone knowing Kayla is an effortless lay and Nick will give you drugs if you let him watch.
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He tried this with Karen Read and literally fell asleep multiple times. He doesn't care for law outside its abuse to attack his enemies.
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The funny thing is that Aaron is still more likable than Nick.
No matter what Nick does, he will always remain in the shadow of his forever nemesis Aaron Imholte, who was able to satisfy his wife much better than he ever could.
She chose Nick for the money, but Aaron for the orgasms.
Suffer Rekieta.
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Go for it, Nick! If you beat a dead horse for long enough, it becomes funny again!
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LOCALS 10-15-2025 Stream Highlights
Top Highlights:
-Nick opens the show announcing he is NOT a lawyer
- Nick says he is NOT going to talk about the TRO (This was a lie). At ~25 minutes in Nick says he will 'protect his family' and report TRO violation. He knows 'what [police] are looking for' in reports.
- Nick claims he will go back to trial coverage
- ~43 min he tells people that unconditional bail release is the way to go. It is too easy for Gov or other people to report on you. It is always worth it--even if you have to pay for it.
- He says that community service is good for other people with no skills--like 'blacks'--who don't know how to work 9-5, eake up early, start a business, and work a normal job.
- Claims the state violated his religious rights because he could not attend the same church as his kids while they were taken away. This was more damaging to the kids than anything Nick did.
- Says that parents--even single parents--need to 'take a break' and 'miss shifts' of work when things 'get dark'. You need to 'find' or 'make time'--even when it is hard. This was his 'biggest mistake' and why he spiralled.
(Utter lack of awareness of normal people's financial situations)
- Nick now LOVES driving his kids around. His father still helps sometimes and it is over 120 miles a day in short distances with lots of waiting between.
- A family member who reported him was going to get 15k from Nick before the arrest to help make a side business a main business, but not anymore. They had talked about it before and he was just about to do it, but now 'fuck them'.
- He wants to reconnect with Drexel, but he is not 100% sure why he is mad. He has an idea, and if it is what he thinks it is, Drexel doesn't 'respect [him] enough to know that he would never let that kind of situation ever happen'.
- Nick thought it was funny to have Brent watch him pass test, and it was 'weird' when he turned his head slightly while observing. Nick also thought it was funny to be stripped searched in jail and have someone stare at his arsehole, but he sees how it could be uncomfortable for people that arent comfortable with nudity like him.
- He thinks organic food is silly. 'Humans are no ficus! We can eat that shit now! Monsanto cleansed the gene pool!' 'All the people who couldn't... died 70 years ago!'
- He recommends Hedo II (not by name) beciase everyone there just wanted to have fun and relax. He told chat not to 'live your life at the behest of someone else!'
- He thinks Kurt is bi-sexual. Unironically. He gets those homosexual vibes from him.
- Supposedly he got 101 new YouTube members.
- The LOCALS gift is coming! He was ghosted my manufacturers then lost track of it. He wants to do it in a quality way, and now he is doing it himself. His kids and wife might help.
Main notes:
EDIT: formatting
EDIT 2: I glossed over the boring cooking critique of Kurt that made up most of the show.
Top Highlights:
-Nick opens the show announcing he is NOT a lawyer
- Nick says he is NOT going to talk about the TRO (This was a lie). At ~25 minutes in Nick says he will 'protect his family' and report TRO violation. He knows 'what [police] are looking for' in reports.
- Nick claims he will go back to trial coverage
- ~43 min he tells people that unconditional bail release is the way to go. It is too easy for Gov or other people to report on you. It is always worth it--even if you have to pay for it.
- He says that community service is good for other people with no skills--like 'blacks'--who don't know how to work 9-5, eake up early, start a business, and work a normal job.
- Claims the state violated his religious rights because he could not attend the same church as his kids while they were taken away. This was more damaging to the kids than anything Nick did.
- Says that parents--even single parents--need to 'take a break' and 'miss shifts' of work when things 'get dark'. You need to 'find' or 'make time'--even when it is hard. This was his 'biggest mistake' and why he spiralled.
(Utter lack of awareness of normal people's financial situations)
- Nick now LOVES driving his kids around. His father still helps sometimes and it is over 120 miles a day in short distances with lots of waiting between.
- A family member who reported him was going to get 15k from Nick before the arrest to help make a side business a main business, but not anymore. They had talked about it before and he was just about to do it, but now 'fuck them'.
- He wants to reconnect with Drexel, but he is not 100% sure why he is mad. He has an idea, and if it is what he thinks it is, Drexel doesn't 'respect [him] enough to know that he would never let that kind of situation ever happen'.
- Nick thought it was funny to have Brent watch him pass test, and it was 'weird' when he turned his head slightly while observing. Nick also thought it was funny to be stripped searched in jail and have someone stare at his arsehole, but he sees how it could be uncomfortable for people that arent comfortable with nudity like him.
- He thinks organic food is silly. 'Humans are no ficus! We can eat that shit now! Monsanto cleansed the gene pool!' 'All the people who couldn't... died 70 years ago!'
- He recommends Hedo II (not by name) beciase everyone there just wanted to have fun and relax. He told chat not to 'live your life at the behest of someone else!'
- He thinks Kurt is bi-sexual. Unironically. He gets those homosexual vibes from him.
- Supposedly he got 101 new YouTube members.
- The LOCALS gift is coming! He was ghosted my manufacturers then lost track of it. He wants to do it in a quality way, and now he is doing it himself. His kids and wife might help.
Main notes:
- Opens the show NOT going to talk about TRO( He talks about it)
- Calls Aaron bitch for complaining about an 8 day sentence
- ~25 min in he says he knows how to do police reports and use them to 'protect his family' from TRO violations
- Rambling story abou McDonalds snack pies and getting a free pumpkin pie for a delay
- Criticises Lawtube for being 48 watcher shows, and the lawyers for notdoing amy motion practive or argument in court until recently
- Decries Sean for being a prosecutor, putting people in jail, and being appointed attorney that doesn't have to get his own clients.
- Claims to be planning to do trial watch streams
- Nick's biggest mistake was not taking a break out of fear his audience would leave and not come back.
- He brags about Fischer's removal from the bench and says she was 100% personally targeting him and was in general a bad judge
- ~43 min he tells people that unconditional bail release is the way to go. It is too easy for Gov or other people to report on you. It is always worth it--even if you have to pay for it.
- Community service is good for other people (like blacks) who learn skills to start a mechanic or landscaper business. The skills are, waking up early and working 8 hour days. It was weird for him because he knew this already.
- The State impeded him and his family's practice of religion when they took his kids and did bot let them see them. That did way more damage than anything Nick did.
- Nick now LOVES driving his kids around.
- His advice is to spend time with family--even if you have to miss shifts and work to do it. 'Just take the break' and 'find the time'.
- The family memeber who 'brought the government into his life made bad decisions. He think that God provides for people in tough times when He does and people should reach out and help when they see a need. He was about to give 15k to them to start their business making a side gig their main job. He was going to do it, but not now and they are out of his life
- The warrant signing judge for him was 100% personally taking it out on Nick
- Eric July hate rant was short, and came up out of nowhere.
- Nick claims someone asked him to introduce icedanc3r_ (Not clear if it was Mersh or Ralph or if they asked about her specifically). He was just 'making a connection' and being a 'wingman'. He doesn't know why he is suddenly in the middle. Mersh 'fumbled' it and Ralph scored.
- Wants to reconnect with Drex. He does not know why he is angry at him. He has an idea, and if Drex is mad about what he guesses, Drexel doesn't know Nick 'respect
him too much to know it would NEVER be allowed to happen'
- Nick would put on legal clinic if he was sent to jail, in order to make friends.
- He thought it was funny to be stripped searched amd have his arsehole inspected for drugs in jail because he is comfortable being nude.
- He wanted Brent (drug test staff) to look at his punishment directly when he was drug tested instead of side eye. It made Nick feel weird to get a side eye.
- Nick blames his house cleaners for his instant pot liner disappearing
- He talked about the memorial to Matt who was going to hang his sink cupboard doors. He does not know which brackets were going to be used and doesn't have time or ADHD attention to figure it out
- Shout out to Natalie in chat. Said they would visit and see them near Christmas for breakfast or something
- Weird rant at Kurt using organic ingredients and how humans now can eat pesticides because 'we are not ficus'. 'Monsanto cleansed the gene pool' of those who could not handle it. We are good at eating pesticides now.
- Anne Hathaway Parkinson rape joke
- Oboligatory drug use defense that pharmaceuticals are worse than illegal drugs
- When he was on coke and Molly, he could do infinite pull-ups without getting tired
- He recommends Hedo (not by name) because no one was upset or angry there. They were all relaxed and focused on fun. You should have fun without 'loving your life at some else's behest'
- He thinks Kurt is bi-sexual. He says this is unironically
- He critiques Kurt's overview of Kurt's representation of a client with a theft case where the police gave property back to someone else. He attempts to lawsplain why Kurt and his arguments are wrong on property law, and the client is a theif
- He thinks Kurt looks smug amd arrogant 'pleased with himself' when he explains the law and talks about his case
- Supposedly had 101 new member subscriptions on YT
- The LOCALS gift is coming! He was ghosted my manufacturers then lost track of it. He wants to do it in a quality way, and now he is doing it himself. His kids and wife might help.
- Calls Aaron bitch for complaining about an 8 day sentence
- ~25 min in he says he knows how to do police reports and use them to 'protect his family' from TRO violations
- Rambling story abou McDonalds snack pies and getting a free pumpkin pie for a delay
- Criticises Lawtube for being 48 watcher shows, and the lawyers for notdoing amy motion practive or argument in court until recently
- Decries Sean for being a prosecutor, putting people in jail, and being appointed attorney that doesn't have to get his own clients.
- Claims to be planning to do trial watch streams
- Nick's biggest mistake was not taking a break out of fear his audience would leave and not come back.
- He brags about Fischer's removal from the bench and says she was 100% personally targeting him and was in general a bad judge
- ~43 min he tells people that unconditional bail release is the way to go. It is too easy for Gov or other people to report on you. It is always worth it--even if you have to pay for it.
- Community service is good for other people (like blacks) who learn skills to start a mechanic or landscaper business. The skills are, waking up early and working 8 hour days. It was weird for him because he knew this already.
- The State impeded him and his family's practice of religion when they took his kids and did bot let them see them. That did way more damage than anything Nick did.
- Nick now LOVES driving his kids around.
- His advice is to spend time with family--even if you have to miss shifts and work to do it. 'Just take the break' and 'find the time'.
- The family memeber who 'brought the government into his life made bad decisions. He think that God provides for people in tough times when He does and people should reach out and help when they see a need. He was about to give 15k to them to start their business making a side gig their main job. He was going to do it, but not now and they are out of his life
- The warrant signing judge for him was 100% personally taking it out on Nick
- Eric July hate rant was short, and came up out of nowhere.
- Nick claims someone asked him to introduce icedanc3r_ (Not clear if it was Mersh or Ralph or if they asked about her specifically). He was just 'making a connection' and being a 'wingman'. He doesn't know why he is suddenly in the middle. Mersh 'fumbled' it and Ralph scored.
- Wants to reconnect with Drex. He does not know why he is angry at him. He has an idea, and if Drex is mad about what he guesses, Drexel doesn't know Nick 'respect
him too much to know it would NEVER be allowed to happen'
- Nick would put on legal clinic if he was sent to jail, in order to make friends.
- He thought it was funny to be stripped searched amd have his arsehole inspected for drugs in jail because he is comfortable being nude.
- He wanted Brent (drug test staff) to look at his punishment directly when he was drug tested instead of side eye. It made Nick feel weird to get a side eye.
- Nick blames his house cleaners for his instant pot liner disappearing
- He talked about the memorial to Matt who was going to hang his sink cupboard doors. He does not know which brackets were going to be used and doesn't have time or ADHD attention to figure it out
- Shout out to Natalie in chat. Said they would visit and see them near Christmas for breakfast or something
- Weird rant at Kurt using organic ingredients and how humans now can eat pesticides because 'we are not ficus'. 'Monsanto cleansed the gene pool' of those who could not handle it. We are good at eating pesticides now.
- Anne Hathaway Parkinson rape joke
- Oboligatory drug use defense that pharmaceuticals are worse than illegal drugs
- When he was on coke and Molly, he could do infinite pull-ups without getting tired
- He recommends Hedo (not by name) because no one was upset or angry there. They were all relaxed and focused on fun. You should have fun without 'loving your life at some else's behest'
- He thinks Kurt is bi-sexual. He says this is unironically
- He critiques Kurt's overview of Kurt's representation of a client with a theft case where the police gave property back to someone else. He attempts to lawsplain why Kurt and his arguments are wrong on property law, and the client is a theif
- He thinks Kurt looks smug amd arrogant 'pleased with himself' when he explains the law and talks about his case
- Supposedly had 101 new member subscriptions on YT
- The LOCALS gift is coming! He was ghosted my manufacturers then lost track of it. He wants to do it in a quality way, and now he is doing it himself. His kids and wife might help.
EDIT: formatting
EDIT 2: I glossed over the boring cooking critique of Kurt that made up most of the show.
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For someone UNAUTHORIZED, INVOLUNTARILY RESTRICTED and (possibly) facing DISBARMENT for failure to represent clients and falsely presenting himself in good standing.
Nick sure seems to be willing to present the idea that he is still a licenced lawyer.
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Just two more week Balldo Guards! HOLD THE LINE! We’ll finally get the engraved and 100% silver Balldo for our loyalty!
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April said he would constantly fail to perform sexually and whined in his nasal fag voice about his "heat allergy" to excuse his impotence.
Could you get the actual full statement here? It really looks like holding himself out as capable of practicing to the public, which could be an actual crime.
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Please don't, Nick.
He does. There's a stream where he lamented about how he likes seeing himself naked
and embraces his form 
, something extremely intensely and aggressively gay.Not a single person think he's good looking. Getting hit on in Gay 90s? Wanna bet he made it up?
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He was never "sexually liberated." He lost his damn mind because he couldn't handle the situation he created. He was, is, and always will be an inept little nerd and thin-skinned bitch. And a LIAR, ofc.
He thinks he is a successful business owner because he's never had to live on what he earned.
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Oh thank you for clarifying that! Yeah and he has lied so much so that definitive facts about his upbringing can be called into question. I wouldn't be surprised if he was a problem child And his parents were more like "friends" or a suggestion rather then parental guidance. The rest is for society, the church, and the system to solve for them right? I mean I wouldn't be to harsh if they exhausted trying to reach him to a point it's really just him but I'd question how much they really tried on him too. Like that was my grand kids his ass be in court everyday fighting over parental control. Lmao he's so boring and gay.
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>Kurt
>The greatest content producer I've ever met!
>Up there with Mr. Beast he's a legend
>But everybody's fooled into watching his shitty legal analysis videos and his ungodly bad interviews
>oh no no no no no it's in the members only content baby!
>where he pulls out his phone and argues with it
>where he tells you about his film noir rewrite of
The self awareness of this faggot
It's worth noting the only women that were ever attracted to Nick were also attracted to Aaron.He does. There's a stream where he lamented about how he likes seeing himself naked
Not a single person think he's good looking. Getting hit on in Gay 90s? Wanna bet he made it up?
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Just like all his fanboys/simps.
It makes me LOL that he's suffering from ED so early in life and it happened to him when he thought he being a Chad sexually.
I hope that wounded the fuck out of his ego and still haunts him to this day.