💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.6%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 172 24.5%
  • Total voters
    702
If it was 1-2 years ago I'd do a proper summary and highlight the following. Not anymore. Instead, I can't even decide why it matters. I was only half listening but this seemed notable.
  • He'd been loaning money (Sletta, Matthew Woltjer?) to a family member for electronics to run his/her business who was part of reporting him. He will no longer have anything to do with him/her.
  • The Court prevented Nick and Kayla from going to his original church when his kids performed in plays.
  • One of his daughters laughs at people having fat backs (reference to Kurt).
  • He did lots of molly and coke combined at Hedo II. It makes you very physically strong and he loved it.
  • Nick does not care about building muscle bc other muscles (penis implication) are better.
  • His father, Bob, still often comes to visit to help with the family logistics.
  • Coke is better than antidepressants bc Merck is evil and the South American countries smuggling it in are being bullied.
  • He was on Wellbutrin during the last year but rejected it.
  • Locals hit 5 hours, disconnected him, and he had to re-stream.
  • He has an awesome relationship with his kids.
  • Everyone at Hedo II are happy people.
  • Nick and Kayla have never fucked any Black people.
  • His youngest demanded a pumpkin pie at McDonalds and Nick thinks it's important that they were comped 1-2 due to delay.
Good to know that Nick's learned his lessons.

He's still going. I, however, am going to bed.

Edit to Add: Got some sleep, awoke, and remembered these three:
  • He says that he's completed his community service, and enjoyed doing so except - get this - none of the skills being taught were relevant to him because he already knows how to build a business and work a real job. He mentioned changing oil in the County's cars and maintaining state owned property such as boat slips.
  • He's nervous to go into public bathrooms in his community. (Trying to follow his logic was a little challenging just like the cocaine days. This may have been a joke but maybe not.)
  • Kayla and Celeste (plus the kids, by implication) recently left him at home. Kayla and Celeste's mission was to scout a location for an upcoming event. He was left at home to be a bachelor and was disgusted at how slovenly he became without his family around. He mentioned creating the indentation in his mattress. In other words, he barely got out of bed. (What could this event be? Are Bob and Celeste coming up on any notable anniversaries or birthdays?)
 
Last edited:
Gobermental Supervisor said:
Then it is up to Aaron to report every single violation and push Nick into violating the conditions of his suspended sentence. ... fingers crossed that Aaron will pursue all legal options against Nick.
Click to expand...
TrainWreckWatcher said:
Unfortunately Aaron is far too retarded to accomplish this.
Click to expand...
Pentamidine said:
According to @RaptInPlastic he's been reporting all of Nick's violations, but the cops don't care and in the instance where the cops DID care, the DA refused to move forward with it.

We've all been assuming he's been being retarded because he hasn't been telling us what he's been doing, but he's basically been doing everything we've been telling him to - he just hasn't been blabbering about it.
Click to expand...

It's hard to understand this myth that Aaron hasn't been filing reports constantly for the past few months when, leaving aside what @RaptInPlastic has claimed ITT, Aaron has openly spoken to his chat about things to report and did so again as recently as tonight, this time even referring to the specific investigator that he apparently has been instructed to email directly in real-time at this point:


Ooh fun, let's report that. That'll be good. Go ahead and hit report on that, buddy.
Click to expand...
In fact I think the County will be very happy to hear that. I think I'm gonna go ahead and send an email right now, and they can add to that file. Thank you very much for letting me know. They are not gonna like that.
Click to expand...
Uh... *searches through phone contacts* Eli, there we go. And thank you to the person who sent me the link. I appreciate that, I appreciate you doing my work for me, that's a good fan... *continues typing email* "Add this to the pile."
Click to expand...
[Timestamp 41:55] and [Timestamp 48:14]


This might even be something real, since Stearns County's small sheriff's office didn't even have an "Eli" until just recently, following a promotion from park patrol to deputy sheriff just weeks before the HRO was issued, so allocating the violation "pile" to even so much as the rookie could be a good sign that they maybe started taking it somewhat seriously:

Eli.webp
[L1] [L2]

On the other hand, the nonce doesn't seem to take it quite so seriously, as he knows full well that Stearns County's corrupt two-tiered justice system will shred every report the moment they see that his name happens to not be Ethan Ralph:


Oh, that I'm sniping him? Oh, he's doing the thing again where he's like "he's sniping me? Good, well report that."
Click to expand...
*speaks in second person* Report it! Report it, nerd! Run to the court, and tug on their garment and go, "they're sniping me, they're not supposed to do that" based on nothing ever written in anything. He's responding to this tweet [sic] where it says, "are you mad that Melton's watching?"
Click to expand...
Yeah, I imagine every time you walk in there they don't like it, they're like "this fucking guy again?" *waves* "Dear Court, I went and watched Patrick Melton. Is that a violation that he did to me?"
Click to expand...
[Timestamp 38:42] and [Timestamp 45:04]

Being above the law must be nice.


SiggerNlayer said:
he's definitely on a stimulant
Click to expand...

Use your imagination:

Desk.webp
 
Last edited:
Melty Butter said:
If it was 1-2 years ago I'd do a proper summary and highlight the following. Not anymore. Instead, I can't even decide why it matters. I was only half listening but this seemed notable.
  • He'd been loaning money (Sletta, Matthew Woltjer?) to a family member for electronics to run his/her business who was part of reporting him. He will no longer have anything to do with him/her.
  • The Court prevented Nick and Kayla from going to his original church when his kids performed in plays.
  • One of his daughters laughs at people having fat backs (reference to Kurt).
  • He did lots of molly and coke combined at Hedo II. It makes you very physically strong and he loved it.
  • Nick does not care about building muscle bc other muscles (penis implication) are better.
  • His father, Bob, still often comes to visit to help with the family logistics.
  • Coke is better than antidepressants bc Merck is evil and the South American countries smuggling it in are being bullied.
  • He was on Wellbutrin during the last year but rejected it.
  • Locals hit 5 hours, disconnected him, and he had to re-stream.
  • He has an awesome relationship with his kids.
  • Everyone at Hedo II are happy people.
  • Nick and Kayla have never fucked any Black people.
  • His youngest demanded a pumpkin pie at McDonalds and Nick thinks it's important that they were comped 1-2 due to delay.
Good to know that Nick's learned his lessons.

He's still going. I, however, am going to bed.
Click to expand...
Jesus Christ, he's still going?

What's he on?
 
He's such a easy example of a child product of
wealth and well connected lawyer family. The only reason why hes gotten through as much as he has because his father's deep pockets. Soon as his father kicks it, he's fucked, his daddy won't sweep and try to cover up his embarrassment of a spawn.
Reminds me of the Alex Murdaugh family structure the only difference is he hasn't done the most based thing as erasing his mistake from this world like Murdaugh did. Yeah now tries to dunk on steel toe but he's only on because July felted his ass and kino called his stream dead (facts).
He is going to be forever felted and coping. Just needs to just coke off already since he's boring and channel has no pulse.
 
Troonos said:
8 days? If the penalty is that minor, he should've just released the images publicly.
Click to expand...

Thst would make it a felony and longer jail time no doubt, especially with Aaron trying his hardest for enhancements.

Folgers Can said:
On the other hand, the nonce doesn't seem to take it quite so seriously, as he knows full well that Stearns County's corrupt two-tiered justice system will shred every report the moment they see that his name happens to not be Ethan Ralph:
Click to expand...

The aspect of Aaron that's the most unlikable. This weird need to perform and bigup these kind of actions. Dude is going to jail for 8 days because of this personality trait and he still carries on.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Nick went off on LawTube and claimed he’s coming back to streaming.
Click to expand...
1760608786720.png

1760611168931.png

"It is June 19th, 2024, in Spicer, Minnesota. I have been charged with possession of cocaine, abuse of the children, of guns I should not own. I hate LawTube and I'm coming back."
1760611136326.png
"It is November 12th 2024, Kayla calls April "jailbait", the marriage fractures, but I am coming back".
1760611240030.png
"It is now December 9th 2024, the Franks motion is denied, I feel nothing, but am coming back."
1760611684498.png
"It is April 20th 2025, April is gone. Kayla cries during sentencing. I hate LawTube, but I am coming back."
1760611917843.png
"It is June 3rd 2025, I no longer care for Karen Read's trial, I hate law content, I hate LawTube, but I'm coming back."
1760613166052.png
"It is August 21st 2025, The MSBA disciplinary committee investigates malpractice, I am coming back."
1760612807462.png
"It is October 11th 2025, The few remaining fans wait for a return. I am tired. I lie down. I am coming back."
 
Last edited:
I don't know how he can claim him and his wife don't fuck black dudes when his rich parents literally imported half of Somalia to Minnesota just for them.
 
Schpoots said:
I don't know how he can claim him and his wife don't fuck black dudes when his rich parents literally imported half of Somalia to Minnesota just for them.
Click to expand...
Melty Butter said:
Nick and Kayla have never fucked any Black people.
Click to expand...
Given Nick’s fondness for the “I never said that” defense and his refusal to give a straight answer about their gross affairs, it is a reasonable logical deduction that they have fucked multiple Caucasian swingers, (i.e Kayla has taken miles of extramartial dick, probably Nick too since he's a fruit).
1760615070812.png
People have already come forward with allegations that Nick had propositioned them, its only a matter of time before someone produces receipts.
 
Last edited:
ChooChoo said:
He's such a easy example of a child product of
wealth and well connected lawyer family. The only reason why hes gotten through as much as he has because his father's deep pockets. Soon as his father kicks it, he's fucked, his daddy won't sweep and try to cover up his embarrassment of a spawn.
Reminds me of the Alex Murdaugh family structure the only difference is he hasn't done the most based thing as erasing his mistake from this world like Murdaugh did. Yeah now tries to dunk on steel toe but he's only on because July felted his ass and kino called his stream dead (facts).
He is going to be forever felted and coping. Just needs to just coke off already since he's boring and channel has no pulse.
Click to expand...
He grew up comfortable (not ghetto, as he claims), but not rich. He was an adult before that money fully came into his nuclear family - though knowing it was coming is almost as good as having it, so I'm sure that attitude prrvaded life.

Second: the large money is not "his father's.". It comes via his mother's side.
 
Nick confirms he has no distractions in his life right now. No community service, no continual education, and the family was out of town. Rather than buckle down and do some planned streams and attempt to return to a normal schedule he got blasted and went on a 6 hour "pillstream". What is better to have boring scheduled streams with the occasional pillstream or to never stream except for a pillstream?
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Well done Nick you locked up your ex gay lover. Pour yourself a drink and do a bump of coke and fire up a livestream! You’re practically invincible and a genius so no worries about those Scandinavian prudes coming down on you again

🥃:really:
Click to expand...
Thank you for taking my advice.

Doesn’t it feel good to pull one over those prudes and that retarded judge! The thrill of it! Now do it again! You’re unstoppable Nick! Invincible! A thousand years of Rekieta coke and whiskey streams!

🥃 :really:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom