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"I can't wait until I go bald"

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What the fuck are these pooners on? What is the thought process behind that? Once I become bald everyone will call me HE/HIM???
 
Big Shot said:
"I can't wait until I go bald"

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What the fuck are these pooners on? What is the thought process behind that? Once I become bald everyone will call me HE/HIM???
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As a guy who had to shave my head at 25 (and now could have "pretty Ok for 50"-hair), this is just offensive. Fuck you. Eat finasteride, you are already impotent. And give me a dm if you want your teeth kicked in. This is like a troon getting euphoric about his tits being at same level as his belly button.
 
Magic Pickle said:
never had much dysphoria over the existence of my… front entrance… until i came across a video showing the difference between a male vs female pelvis by showing the two genders’ pelvic bones and a metal ball being shoved through each one (and getting blocked by the male pelvic bone being too small)
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This murders trannies

 
I just wish I had the same stim toy attached to my body. My partner jokes that I can "always use theirs," but it makes me so fucking sad/angry to think about how I can't have that same experience myself without a super invasive surgery, spending thousands of dollars, and enduring a lengthy recovery time with potential complications. I just wish I could snap my fingers and have a fully functional dick.
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Honey, you will never have the same experience, no matter the number of surgeries. You cannot ever have a 'cis' dick, which is the only kind of dick.

But also finally a pooner who manages to insult both male AND female genitals by referring to a dick as a 'stim toy' and apparently unaware that manual stimulation of female genitals is also a thing.
 
Izdaja Slika said:
Honey, you will never have the same experience, no matter the number of surgeries. You cannot ever have a 'cis' dick, which is the only kind of dick.

But also finally a pooner who manages to insult both male AND female genitals by referring to a dick as a 'stim toy' and apparently unaware that manual stimulation of female genitals is also a thing.
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She could always buy a double-ended dildo with a "cum tube". Weird, but better than hacking up your genitals and being unable to experience any form of sexual pleasure again and destroying your urinary system.
 
Big Shot said:
"I can't wait until I go bald"

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What the fuck are these pooners on? What is the thought process behind that? Once I become bald everyone will call me HE/HIM???
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These people have a really strange form of fetishization and appropriation of all sorts of physical problems of any given group of people they want to identify into. When they can't or don't want to deal with their actual problems, they look for ways to create problems for themselves that they can manage, it's yet another way for them to feel the sense of control over their lives.

They also love to look at people who are judged, mocked, misunderstood, deemed ugly (like bald men), and such, and in a twisted way want to appropriate that because they want to be the ones told "it's okay to have this trait", they want to be the ones comforted and in the center of attention.

It's all a really fucked up strain of narcissism.
 
Magic Pickle said:
my partner mindlessly gives themself non-sexual boners while lying in bed next to me and it sometimes triggers my gender dysphoria. How can I find a way to deal?
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A non sexual boner? JFC. Ok, I suppose that could apply to morning wood, but it sure sounds like he can't keep his hands off his own pud while they're in bed together.

Magic Pickle said:
it brings comfort or can be a mindless stim.
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So is that what he told her, or is that what she simply assumes?

Magic Pickle said:
Now whenever I see my partner playing with themself under the blanket, I feel upset. Not at them, but at the fact that I can't experience the same thing.
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Oh, no, not upset at "them". That would be an all too normal and reasonable reaction to your partner constantly playing with his junk while beside you in bed. Especially since he's well aware that it makes you dysphoric and envious since you don't have a dick.

It sounds like mind fuckery to me. A fun torture game that he discovered and is workin' for his own pleasure.

Magic Pickle said:
My partner sympathizes but also doesn't 100% get it because they don't experience gender dysphoria like I do.
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Heh. Just keep telling yourself that, Lil Pooner.

Gotta add NLOG masochist to my Types of Pooners List.
 
Your pseudo erection looks tiny and ghastly
How much did you pay for your bad phalloplasty?
And how much did you spend from the taxpayer's pocket?
Is it you or insurance in this "intersex" racket?
Now medical consults, head shrinking and drugs
-- sometimes for uses that you haven't even heard of
And how much did they pay to the public school teacher?
The one that knew you were male, where you heard of it first?

How do you afford your rotten pole lifestyle?
How do you afford your rotten pole lifestyle?
How do you afford your rotten pole lifestyle?

How much did you pay for your double zipper scars, the ones we ruthlessly bash, to pretend you're a bro?
And how much will you pay for a brand new dumb scar, one which we'll ruthlessly bash, to pretend you are more a bro?
And how long will the doctors keep thinking up new ones?
As long as the Scholomance in Congress are blue ones.
And how long will the doctors keep thinking up new ones?
(As long as the Scholomance in Congress are blue ones!)

How do you afford your rotten pole lifestyle?
How do you afford your rotten pole lifestyle?
How do you afford your rotten pole lifestyle?

Now aging like leather and hospital bills
Titty removal and dozens of pills
Your liver pays dearly now for heckin valid moments
But rot on completely just to own your opponents

How do you afford your rotten pole lifestyle?
How do you afford your rotten pole lifestyle?
How do you afford your rotten pole lifestyle?

Excess ain't rebellion
You're drinking what they're selling
Your self destruction doesn't hurt them
Your gay ass won't convert them
They're so happy to rebuild it
You'll never really kill it
Excess ain't rebellion
You're drinking what they're selling
 
Anasa Tristis said:
Oh, no, not upset at "them". That would be an all too normal and reasonable reaction to your partner constantly playing with his junk while beside you in bed. Especially since he's well aware that it makes you dysphoric and envious since you don't have a dick.

It sounds like mind fuckery to me. A fun torture game that he discovered and is workin' for his own pleasure.
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Sounds about right. If there's something troons (misogynistic men who think woman=degradation) love to do is jerking pooners (mentally ill women with low self esteem) around.

She most likely implied this to him and he gaslit her into thinking it was just her being rightfully creeped out "hysteric".
 
A blast from the past - remember FinnTheInfinncible? She is a 51 years old pooner who had done phalloplasty and it went rather badly but eventually she got some phallus-thing out of it. She had recently being diagnosed as autistic (big surprised), and apparently also has ME/CFS.

In this video she answer the question "Did My Gender Transition Cause ME/CFS and Chronic Illness?" and her answer is basically "I don't know but I don't think so, I think it's the stress caused by NOT being transitioned at a young age is what caused this (plus some other things)".

I looked at her video to get a fuller picture on this woman. This is what I got from looking at the titles of the video and watching a few videos (I mostly just read the titles). This is what I gathered:

Throughout her life, she: suffered self-harm, used to not eat enough (undereating), had drinking and drug addiction (she recovered from alcoholism about 15 years ago), had depression and anxiety. Still have mental issues like social anxiety. She also has hypothyroidism.

Her testimony from her first video (posted 13 years ago): She always felt different and didn't knew why, spent a lot of time trying to understand the problem and every time thought of different things as "maybe this is it". She has not always known she was trans, but it was like "a gradual awakening". Came out as lesbian. Felt uncomfortable with her body. Decided she was "feeling male, far more male than female" after "reading some things on the internet and watching some videos". Identified as just "genderqueer" at first and dressed "masculine" and thought about changing her name to something androgynous. When she came out as trans man, her girlfriend (I think later this girlfriend transitioned too, see below) was supportive although it was hard for her. Her family and friends were supportive and accepting too.

She also didn't "wanted bottom" surgery at first, but changed her mind.

She has a brother. Her mother passed away. Her father passed away much earlier. 10 years ago she had a girlfriend who transitioned too (FtM) - I think this is the same girlfriend as she had at the beginning. She has an allegedly "cis" boyfriend now for several years (at least 6 years).

Started transition at 38.

Timeline:
Coming out as trans - about 13 years ago
Changed her name legally - about 13 years ago
Starting testosterone - about 12 years ago
Top surgery (double incision mastectomy) - about 11-12 years ago
First stage phalloplasty - about 10 years ago
Second stage phalloplasty, including hysterectomy and vaginectomy - about 9 years ago
Urethral unhooking and re-hooking - about 8 years ago
Ovariectomy - somewhen between 9 years ago to 5 years ago
Third stage phalloplasty - about 7 years ago
Finished with the phalloplasty - about 5 years ago
Started to feel symptoms of fatigue - about 4 years ago
Diagnosed with ME/CFS - about 3 years ago
Purchased wheelchair (the Quickie Q50R all-terrain folding powerchair) about two years ago (before that has she used mobility scooter)
Diagnosed with autism - about 7 months ago or so, thought she might be for a few years


Moving on. Here are three of the many retarded comments from the the videos "Misgendering My Trans Friend" of my beloved pooner jammidodger. I read them so you need to suffer too.

If you thought we were done with phrases like "people with uteruses" you were sadly mistaken. Also, apparently evil conservatives want the most evil thing possibly imagined, the worst that could ever happen to a person... they want you to be able to have children. Evil, evil I tell you!
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33:26 considering how much anti abortion and anti reproductive rights movements are pressing for people with uteruses to carry children no matter what, i think yeah. they want people to be able to have kids no matter what.

We are the perverts for worrying about minors' fertility. Cutting off the tits of 16 years old is not perverted, nor is teaching them how to tuck their penises or buying them a packers. Worrying about their future ability to produce children, which might effect their lives severely, is.
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My mom was a pre-school teacher and something she noticed...THEY DON'T WORRY ABOUT GENDER.

MEANING at play time they just wanted to play with whatever. They didn't think, "I'm a boy!...Trucks!"...

Or, "I'm a girl!...cooking set!"...The kids just played with their friends in whatever way they wanted to play. ️

️...P.S...If you are an adult worried about a 16 year olds fertility...You are the problem AND you're gross, inappropriate AND weird.

I kept the worst for last:
Indoctrination of a 4 years old child: a gender nonconforming boy was told by his preschool teacher that he is a girl in a boy's body. They say it out loud, folks.
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As for "the children", I used to be a preschool teacher (3-5yr olds). For context I'll use he/him and boy, as the child is still underage and hasn't expressed a desire to medically or socially transition yet. Anyway, I had a little 4yr old "boy" who LOVED all things pink and girly. Totally fine and normal, and the kid totally rocked the glitter shoes. This was in an extremely blue city, in a very LGBTQ+ friendly area, and most of the kids were children of medical professionals, so using appropriate body anatomy terms was common and encouraged by the parents. Occasionally this "boy" would want to pretend play as a girl, unless he was reinacting a show tune, then he was the lead singer ALWAYS. But pronouns were always switched when playing as a girl, and name became whatever was the preferred name. I'd occasionally catch him in the bathroom looking at his penis very confused almost upset/disgusted, even asked me once why he had it. All I could say was this was the body you were born with. Eventually my partner transitioned MTF, and since the kids saw her picking me up for lunch, and photos of my "family" in the classroom (this was normal and encouraged in the school. All the kids had such photos up), the kids were eventually told in kid appropriate terms. I told the she was born in the body of a boy, but was a girl on the inside, so now she gets to be a girl on the outside to. That this is called being transgender, and it's just another way of existing. I swear the look in this kid's eyes when I said that. It was like a switch turned on. Suddenly he had a word, suddenly he saw an adult who actually did this, suddenly this whole concept opened up for him and it was normal. He sang show tunes loudly for the rest of the day, and drew a picture of me with my now girlfriend with her wearing all pink. He asked SOOO many questions about her after that, and always waved hi to her when she came around the school to pick me up for lunch. Most of the other kids just thought it was cool that I got to have a boyfriend AND a girlfriend, and thought it meant we now both got each other flowers. He was still mainly going by he/him pronouns when he went to kindergarten, but would still switch to she/her apx 30% of the time. The parents were fine with whatever their child turned out to be, and had given him a gender neutral name anyway. I wouldn't be surprised if this child transitioned fully in a few years, and if not then that's cool too. All 4yr olds can dress up in pink, sing show tunes, and pretend to be who/whatever they want. No one ever pushed this kid to be a girl or a boy, I just gave them the word transgender, and opened up the concept that this was who some people were. None of the other kids were affected as much by the news that my boyfriend would now be my girlfriend. If this kid is trans then I'm glad they were given the right words. So yes kids that young can express who they are, they just need the right words and concepts.
 
and I must scream said:
I wouldn't be surprised if this child transitioned fully in a few years, and if not then that's cool too.
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Lol this is the main problem, letting that child be gender non-conforming is one thing but you just know that the ultimate plan of the adults is to chemically castrate him with hormone blockers and completely fuck up his normal development. I don’t care how genderspecial a kid appears to be, doing that to him is not justified in any circumstance similar to this.
 
Imo, FTM """femboys""" are really up there as one of the most annoying sects of pooners. They're like the final boss of NLOG attention whores.

With that said, is this actually a pooner or just an OF slag that found an ingenious way to shill her porn? I'm thinking the latter, but she seems to have previously taken T and got the titchop. Her voice is completely fucked but she could be lying about the voice changer. I have no idea how good those things are nowadays.



Here's her insta. Fair warning, it's literally all just softcore porn where she makes being a fem"""boy""" her entire personality. We don't talk enough about how the femboy craze of the last decade has completely warped a lot of Gen Z women's sexualities. It's not just yaoi.

Also, the funniest part is seeing all the retarded men fall for it in the comments. Really goes to show how utterly sexless Gen Z is. I knew this was a biofoid the instant I saw her hips.
 
Big Shot said:
"I can't wait until I go bald"

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What the fuck are these pooners on? What is the thought process behind that? Once I become bald everyone will call me HE/HIM???
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Dudes out here chasing lethally obese "kweens" yet women can't admit to fetishizing bald men or pudgy men or literally any kind of somewhat non-chadded male.

Granted I don't think anyone would want this thing to desire them.
 
Magic Pickle said:
I don't know how they know. I'm worried that it was something stupid like my jock strap peaking out because the brand name gives it away
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Yeah, dood, they probably noticed your brand of jockstrap specializes in packer underwear, jockstrap brands are something that college girls are all keyed into. Pooner copes for how they got clocked are probably my #1 favorite things that trannies of either sex do. Followed by pooners identifying as cross dressers.

They really are hard to hate as much as TiMs, but I still accomplish it with aplomb.
 
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