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Slideshow Bill said:
Arcane again?
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It's like the crossroads of the world, so much drama surrounds it. I just found this from one account:
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Lesbians vs transmascs (they usually like saying butches are trans now) vs blacks. One big progressive war. Occasionally there's a TERF but a lot of the shots fired are self inflicted.

This one, who casually talked about her brother nearly drowning in the tub, talks about how she became trans.
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Girl doesn't like sex roles or wearing feminine clothes, looks up to male relatives, poons out instead. This one also has an ass eating and armpit kink. I don't know if that's a black thing or not. You gotta be really low IQ or have a freak accident to nearly drown in a bathtub. This brother wasn't a baby, either.
 
One littlest pooner, Medium-Explorer2485, is having a crisis of masculinity over her lack of height and penis. Her entire life is a giant mess but she's pretty confident the problem is that she's female.
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Our story begins.
Labeled spoiler due to this being a vent tw extreme dysphoria talks of being suicidal or “failed” just please read at your own risk I talk about my anatomy harshly anyone with my anatomy is beautiful and loved and I’m proud of you this is only a view on my personal journey as a trans/ intersex man and I’m in no way shape or form trying to push my reflection on my body onto someone else I know this is my issue and I want no one looking at themselves different due to my disability to see myself while in this dysphoric headspace so please if you are very dysphoric don’t read I mention bottom surgery and my own expectations of it that also does not reflect on how I see anyone else strictly because I know how I am and how my brain works and what I see fit for myself and my needs. Anyways now back to the story. So I’ve been on T for almost a year now on and off roughly because of issues with which T I can and cannot take. I started on the little bottles I cannot spell the name but found I was allergic to the oil in it I believe cotton seed oil. So instead planned parenthood gave me gel and I hated the gel I hated it being an every day thing I hated being sticky (autism) I hated the strict routine (adhd) I hated not being able to touch my girlfriend because I was scared of causing harm to her due to her pcos I was scared to touch my cats it made me severely itchy and break out in hives because I have dry skin and it has alcohol in it I HATED this stuff and the worst part?? It didn’t do shit for 3 whole months. I was like a pissy pre teen girl getting their period all over again and hating being alive my boners went away my dick shrunk I was miserable I got my periods back every month I lost muscle mass my voice didnt drop it stayed the same and it wasn’t for another 4 months did it drop again and they couldn’t give me a reason why I felt so horrible I felt scammed I felt betrayed by my body I was at one of my lowest moments while also dealing with friendships ending and being homeless. pp then gave me another kind of T the LAST kind they offer my last hope of testosterone which is in a bigger bottle and it multi dose (not that I didn’t use my smaller bottles as well for multiple dose I’m not an idiot and it wasn’t cheap at the time due to not having health insurance) I was so excited you don’t understand the same excitement that I haven’t heard since they told me I was getting put on T in the beginning I take about 0.23 (ml?) every week or 2 pumps of T gel daily (that never worked and now gave me ptsd because I was miserable). I got this new injection around may and I’ve seen other changes the acne the appetite the anger the face changes the muscle mass everything the labido I can’t go a day without touching my cock otherwise I get frustrated the next day and that’s literally the only time I will limit myself to is one day because otherwise it would be every 15 minutes every day. My dick is about maybe 1.5 or 2 on good days it definitely gets hard but that is HARD (no pun intended) I watch videos and pictures of my girl I’m hard when we have sex mostly some positions make me more hard than others but the problem is I can only get as hard as I want to be able to get off only if I use a harness that’s tight around my dick or watch cis men touch theirs which kinda confuses me I don’t like men I’m not attracted to men but my dysphoria has made me envy them so therefore my obsession with their bodies is from envy this is a problem it has been turning into a gross obsession of mine and I often cry after I put my phone down and see what’s in my hand instead of on the screen I feel guilt for watching it even if it’s not like that it’s just so hard to explain to anyone how this feels like I said I’m intersex so often I question why me why was I so close to being what I wanted and instead stuck in this in between thing growing up ever since I was little I envied boys every day I wake up and I see there’s nothing between my legs and likely never will be other than that little cock that I can’t get all the way up. I like the realism of my packer I love the hardness I love the feel of it I wish it was real and I wish it was mine. I deal with a lot of frustration not having a cis penis to the point that phallo is not even appealing to me because my expectations are unrealistic meta sounds good but I want it to be big and I can’t part without penetrating I feel worthless as a man being so small and having nothing to offer body wise it’s literally impossible the only thing super affirming to me is when my gf gives me head while I stand otherwise if I lay down it flops between my thighs like a half deflated Vienna sausage. I want to be as hard as I am with my harness on all the time without it’s help I’ve tried stretching I’ve tried pumping (not safely I don’t condone the way I did it I’m young and dumb and don’t always research things like how to make my wiener bigger even though pumping is a very serious matter and I have recently educated myself more especially since I’m on this sub a lot DONT pump your dick with a syringe or bottle kids it’s not safe) I’m scared it’s broken I have pictures and the only way I can describe “erections” without the harness is like I can feel it try to get hard at the base and I can feel it pulse especially when I’m high but then a few cm down my shaft it doesn’t feel “hard” like the base is trying but why won’t the rest of my cock?? My head is always sensitive but I have a lot of 4 skin to help protect it. Am I a 20 yo dude who needs to go on viagra? Did I hurt myself? Is it the tendons holding him down and not growing I hope these aren’t my erections for the rest of my life I can barely breathe knowing I won’t just have a cis cock one day I can’t believe this might be my reality and it’s freaking me out man I’m already a short and skinny dude I have good growth to make up for it but it can’t get hard?? I feel miserable like I messed up somehow I just need advice or support my gf is a beautiful amazing woman but she’s cis and it’s hard I don’t have trans friends really not ones close to me so I can’t share my experiences with anyone else that will get me.
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Abbreviated from emotionally distraught mentally ill woman:
  • Usual boilerplate trigger warnings
  • She's been on testosterone for a year now but she can't find a good form that she likes and isn't allergic to.
  • She's autistic, adhd, and allergic to her cats. She can't touch her girlfriend with pcos while taking topical testosterone.
  • Somehow her "dick" shrunk at some point in the story and her periods returned. She felt like a "pissy pre teen girl getting their period all over again and hating being alive my boners went away"
  • She has no health insurance but is happily spending money transitioning. At some point her friendships are ending and she's homeless.
  • She eventually gets a form of testosterone that helps her achieve prime pooner horniness, acne, and clit growth. She's very proud of her raging 1.5" HARD cock.
  • She totally doesn't like men but she masturbates to watching men masturbate.
  • Her envy of men's genitals started in early childhood. "I question why me why was I so close to being what I wanted and instead stuck in this in between thing growing up ever since I was little I envied boys every day I wake up and I see there’s nothing between my legs and likely never will be other than that little cock that I can’t get all the way up."
  • She doesn't want phallo but does want meta but only if it makes her big enough to penetrate a woman. She feels insufficient as a man because her "penis" is so small.
  • Her clit refuses to be erect while getting sucked off by her girlfriend. "when my gf gives me head while I stand otherwise if I lay down it flops between my thighs like a half deflated Vienna sausage"
  • She fears that she's previously damaged her clit with pumping devices.
  • She is a womanlet.
  • She can feel her clit pulse and is really depressed that it doesn't get hard at the base.
  • She wants to know if her tendons are keeping her clit from being a proper penis.
  • She's only 20 years old.
  • The girlfriend is cis. Lesbians really are settling these days.
What does reddit say in response?
  • You should take viagra.
  • It's normal to masturbate to men in porn. Just pretend you're them.
  • Porn is fucking awesome but maybe our pooner watches too much.
  • Definitely get phallo to get the real big dick experience.
Pooner responds:
  • "I don’t like men (at least I don’t think) I don’t want to have sex with men I just sometimes like to watch a man jerk off and pretend that it’s me I feel really gross after and it makes me question too much."
  • She'll look into phallo but is a bit worried about changing erectile devices every few years.
  • She's scared of phallo surgery.
  • She needs a dick in her life.
On prior occasions, she's asked reddit if it's normal that her clit's skin is stuck to its head instead of sliding loose like a man's penis. Reddit says it will look more like a penis with time.
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Im 24 days on T and i see every other's T-dick don't have the skin stuck around the head. Will this mabye loosen or? Like other's have the skin like cis men's forskin.
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She's only 90 lb at 5' 4" tall. She's been binding for 8 hours a day and describes what's left of her breasts as loose skin.
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Before she pooned out, she could only orgasm through vaginal penetration. Fear not, testosterone has helped her climax with her clit and she no longer prefer penetration.
It definitely did for me before T I could only some what “get there” through penetration it didn’t make me dysphoric all the time though I didn’t enjoy it as much. once I started T (4 months now) I got some significant growth and now TMI!! If I take two fingers and wrap it around and rub the underneath of the head I can orgasm it’s not going to be the same for everyone and it may take time but T helped me a lot and I no longer prefer penetration as much
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So what do you think? Is she really a lesbian, or "straight" as a pooner would claim, or is she just a severely mentally ill straight girl who never got past an initial fascination with men that eventually got perverted into a life ruining fetish. Her porn and masturbation habits rival an autogynephile hons. It's quite concerning that pre-testosterone that she didn't seem to have any real sexual dysfunction and that she utterly ruined her body in pursuit of a fetish. She keeps making references to desiring men but feels guilty about it.


Bonus: Pooner makes girliest "dick pic" ever.
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Decided to try to draw up my anatomy, there isn't enough t-dick art representation imo.
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Audit said:
One littlest pooner, Medium-Explorer2485, is having a crisis of masculinity over her lack of height and penis. Her entire life is a giant mess but she's pretty confident the problem is that she's female.
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HOLY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOHAMMEDAN HINDU VISHNU PAPA LEGABOOBOO HOLY MARY OOGA BOOGA.

Why is it that all pooners everywhere cannot fucking paragraph their excessive rants? It is not 'masculine' to present 2,000 words without a paragraph break you diseased psycho. Did you not have English teachers from year 5 to year 12? What in the actual fucking FUCK.

Audit said:
I question why me why was I so close to being what I wanted and instead stuck in this in between thing growing up ever since I was little I envied boys every day I wake up and I see there’s nothing between my legs and likely never will be other than that little cock that I can’t get all the way up."
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There isn't nothing between your legs, you misogynist fucking cow-cunt-cock-envier. I'm a fucking dick-appreciating faggot, and I find it repulsive in the extreme to characterise female genitals as the absence of a penis.
 
Slideshow Bill said:
Can we get that audio clipped?
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The British accent adds so much to it.
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OI, YEW GOT A LOICENSE FA' THAT STAND TA PEE DEVOICE? YEW AVEN'T GOT A WILLY, AHV YA? bloimey, that's a roight butters bowl cut yew got on, innit? It's olwaiys right munters oo git on tha test-OS-ter-RONe. . . .
 
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Chandelier said:
It's like the crossroads of the world, so much drama surrounds it. I just found this from one account:
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Lesbians vs transmascs (they usually like saying butches are trans now) vs blacks. One big progressive war. Occasionally there's a TERF but a lot of the shots fired are self inflicted.

This one, who casually talked about her brother nearly drowning in the tub, talks about how she became trans.
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Girl doesn't like sex roles or wearing feminine clothes, looks up to male relatives, poons out instead. This one also has an ass eating and armpit kink. I don't know if that's a black thing or not. You gotta be really low IQ or have a freak accident to nearly drown in a bathtub. This brother wasn't a baby, either.
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Whenever I read post from the people along the lines of "how dare you tell y when you are x" I go slightly crazy because these people you identify into/out of anything, why does it matter?
 
Aunt Carol said:
It's like the antibiotic resistance crisis, except people are putting a lot of money into researching novel fetish content.
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They won't solve POZ LOADS MED RESISTANT AIDS but they will find a way to draw themselves as a tradwife living in her cottage with cows and chickens she knows the sex of.
 
Kujo Jotaro said:
Swarthy pooner posts schizoid rant about mayo monkeys and their odd behavior.
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Archived for posterity.

For reference, the profile pic of this manly li'l POC dood who definitely passes and doesn't just look like a baby dyke with bad skin:
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In the comments, she also claims to be autistic, but doesn't seem to have considered the possibility she might just be misreading people's intentions.
 
Kujo Jotaro said:
Swarthy pooner posts schizoid rant about mayo monkeys and their odd behavior.
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Yes, I'm sure the whites are just utterly gobsmacked when they see this exotic man. "Oh my Taylor Kelce!", they exclaim Caucasianly, "is that some kind of Nubian king, or prehaps an Apache War-Chief? A living Benin bronze has appeared, astride a steel steed, on our very bike path! We're so colonially astonished that we'll drive right into him, after which he'll a-curse us with his strange Oriental hoo-doo, and our crops of ceramic pumpkins from Target will wither!"
 
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