💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Averagest Redditor said:
To all the negative nancies who spent months saying that his streaming career was over, that he somehow wouldn't be able to rebound; please post your apologies here. He's doing great. Got as many viewers as Ralph, if you want to know the truth about it!
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As I will one day say in the Church that Ralph builds.

Mea culpa, mea culpa,
mea máxima culpa.
 
Nick went off on LawTube and claimed he’s coming back to streaming.

Sure, Jan.

Nick bemoaned that there's been nobody commenting on the way people dress in court. Of course he, a guy who always looks like shit, thinks he’s qualified to comment.
 
AnOminous said:
Enjoy jail, Aaron. Fun fact: he probably will.

He will do his eight days time, probably make some jail friends, and even manage to have some fun in jail.

Enjoy jail, Aaron.
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If you can play spades decently, not act like a complete faggot, and not be charged with a sex offense you'll survive most jails.....(maybe not in a majority black city)
 
I'm happy to see the passage of time hasn't eased the bitter cuck-rage burning in his frail shoulderless frame even a little.
 
This nigga's high as shit

And yeah his voice is empty, he's back on the nitrous.

EDIT:

I went back to the beginning of the stream to skim along - he tries to do a fucking villain monologue which he very obviously scripted. He takes credit for all of LawTube's successes and says they wouldn't be able to do it on their own. He caps it off with a very fake slow toothy grin which didn't come across nearly as evil and nefarious as he thought it did.

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This is what I expected after the HRO hearing if he won, but we got cucked out of that since Nick wouldn't finish his fucking hearing. It's primo Rekietian kino. He thinks he's supervillain Bono exacting his revenge on the world but he's just comes across as a huge nerd. Bout 10 minutes into the stream and he's still giving his rehearsed speech.

EDIT 2: He seems to think he's not beholden to the HRO conditions once he's on Members Only. I'm sure he'll argue that since it is for paid viewers only that he couldn't reasonably foresee it getting back to Aaron, even though he's directly addressed Aaron multiple times already.

"Neither Lady Rackets nor I have ever slept with a black person...or anyone else of any other race". I thought maybe he forgot that the Qover was public knowledge, but I realize now that he's playing word games - Kayla Rekieta hasn't "slept with" a black person, because she was awake the entire time.
 
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Pentamidine said:
Neither Lady Rackets nor I have ever slept with a black person...or anyone else of any other race". I thought maybe he forgot that the Qover was public knowledge, but I realize now that he's playing word games - Kayla Rekieta hasn't "slept with" a black person, because she was awake the entire time.
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They have never shared a bed with anyone while they were asleep, including each other, ever? Nicker doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together.
 
Pentamidine said:
I went back to the beginning of the stream to skim along - he tries to do a fucking villain monologue which he very obviously scripted. He takes credit for all of LawTube's successes and says they wouldn't be able to do it on their own. He caps it off with a very fake slow toothy grin which didn't come across nearly as evil and nefarious as he thought it did.

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>When your wife's bull goes in the cage this time
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The YouTube vid is switched to Members Only now if I open a new tab, but the one I already had open is still streaming to me.

lmao he's going on about Judge Pussy Liquor now. He said she should have recused herself instead of signing his search warrant because he talked about her pussy liquor, and he literally just said that if you don't think she knew about what he said when she signed the warrant then he "doesn't know what to tell you".

This nigga really thinks that judges are out there watching his streams every night because he's so important.

NOW he's saying that Judge Fischer retaliated against people by...recusing herself from their cases. If you were a defendant and she didn't like you, she'd recuse. Which is exactly what Nick wanted? Now he's changed his story and says she was putting people in prison because she was mad at them and "she can get executed for all I care".
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Nick referred to Aaron by name and talked about Aaron’s jail sentence compared to his. According to Nick, the HROs are “faggotry.” So I guess he thinks that means he doesn’t have to obey the gag order.
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I mean, it's the Minnesota court system so Nick could go to Aaron's house, shoot him, and they wouldn't prosecute him
 
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