🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[GLEB]

Amberlynn says excoriation disorder because she thinks that makes it sound more serious or clinical. Since she’s incapable of taking responsibility for a single behavior, in her pea brain, if she tacks on “disorder” no one should expect her to do anything about it.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

She can't pronounce any of her "ailments" because she's only read them off Google or chat BPD. If a doctor had to sit an explain a diagnosis to her she'd know how to say it.

There's no way. She's way too fucking stupid to articulate and couldn't effectively relay a fucking thing told to her or she'd twist whatever was told to her because she's fucking retarded.

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

Why does she call it, "excoriation" and not just the normal, "dermatillomania"?

Honestly, using that word makes it sound like a contagious skin disease like scabies or some shit. Maybe that's the vibe she's going for.

What if ambers already tried to fake the animals getting out for emilys attention before and had to increase the danger to ilicit a response by actually making the animals leave?

Emily had said before that Rarity had gotten out multiple times before. Amber also accused Emily of trying to throw her cat (Princess) out multiple times. Seems like cats getting out is a common theme in her house, which is why she probably didn't rush home when Amber said Rarity was missing. She said herself that she expected to come home and find Rarity waiting on the porch as usual.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Why does she call it, "excoriation" and not just the normal, "dermatillomania"?
Is it just to be quirky and unique?

Its kind of like when she fell in Kentucky and kept saying “my torn ligaments” in reference to her ankle instead of just saying she sprained her ankle like everyone else does.

 

[OnionMuncher]

As we can see in this informative diagram, with Amber of course being represented as the orange chicken.
Red is layyyyyyyygs
Blue is a triangular structure formed between her layyyyyyyyg, the ground, and the couch, thankfully triangles are very good at displacing force or the couch would be a goner.
The green are tommys legs, so helpfully portrayed by tony iommi since that's what autofilled when I typed in a T.
The pink is the point of contact, the 911 of ALR, nearly a rain and petals eavesdrop molment.

You're all very welcome, I'll take my accolades in puzzle pieces and trash cans.

 

[strange creature]

Taken from reddit. Rachel believes nobody actually received the video. Seeing how she’s in contact with Emily extensively this could be true.

So Emily is just gonna dangle the video over Ambers head so she remains in control. Either release the videos of the beepeedee tantrums or fuck off the internet, feeder.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

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Taken from reddit. Rachel believes nobody actually received the video. Seeing how she’s in contact with Emily extensively this could be true.

So Emily is just gonna dangle the video over Ambers head so she remains in control. Either release the videos of the beepeedee tantrums or fuck off the internet, feeder.

I bet if someone DMed the feeder and promised to gain 100lbs for her in exchange for the video, she'd release it.

Alright, who's taking one for the team?

 

[McBoogerBall]

There’s still no video? Release the video or fuck off, respectfully. Emily I know you’re lurking here while drowning under the moist belly of your 800 lb girlfriend, you’re not this important character you think you are. All people want you for is the BPD video, that’s all you’re good for right now.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Come on, Emily, release the damn video you fucknugget. Put up, shut up, and do the fatality move already.

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

I've honestly given up on the video, I feel like it'll just be another version of her crashout streams where she's screaming and crying about Emily's betrayal and how she's making her crazy.

Womp womp bitch

 

[Kjæledyr]

Amberlynn says excoriation disorder because she thinks that makes it sound more serious or clinical. Since she’s incapable of taking responsibility for a single behavior, in her pea brain, if she tacks on “disorder” no one should expect her to do anything about it.

But what gets me is she never says "disorder" she just says "my excoriation", bitch what? And she says she "can't" stop when her new kitten scratches her, she HAS to pick those. No you don't. You know the cure to this particular disorder? Distraction and walking away. Like OCD. The best cure, which only happens to strong people, is to get the wherewithal to say no and walk away. But you know she just knows her whole body is fucked anyway, she might as well have fun messing with her wounds. Even though she has chronic episodes of cellulitis, she picks at open wounds with her dirty ass fingers.

 

[Jerbear89]

her calling people ugly is rich coming a woman who looks like snorlax

 

[maybe a pigeon]

She really thought she was doing something thrusting her phone up to the camera (just take screenshots gorl it's not difficult) and reading passages out of a year old journal that she just happened to have to hand like Moses reading the fucking Ten Commandments.

More like the golden plates the Angel Moroni showed Joseph Smith.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I believe that the "BPD Meltdown" video is real, and I believe that it must be pretty damning considering that Amber is clearly shook about the possibility of it being shared to the world.

I also believe that Emily hasn't sent the BPD video to any of the reaction channels. I could see someone like Mr. Snowflake being too much of a fag to share it, but I don't see someone like Jordy not sharing it. lol. Jordy is totally in all of this for the lulz, and he would have released the video months ago if he had it (at least I believe so).

 

[GLEB]

Emily, release 30 seconds, just a shot across the bow. The longer you wait, the more convinced Amberlynn will be that you’re a bigger pussy than Becky. Becky had the balls to drag that beanbag, Becky made money, Becky has a bunch of subscribers, Becky could do YT full-time. Is Becky braver and smarter than you are? More talented? Seems like that might be the case.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Emily won’t do shit.
This boring, useless lump will continue to pump out tired content.





Reverse psychology is my passion

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

her calling people ugly is rich coming a woman who looks like snorlax

With her weight gain, I don't think she looks like soft serve from a broken ice cream machine anymore. She has gotten too fat for that comparison

 

[Baguette]

Here's Emily trying to keep this shit alive. Just cut the crap and release the video.

 

[sheep god]

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Here's Emily trying to keep this shit alive. Just cut the crap and release the video.

she is so fucking annoying. 'hopefully this will put an end to this nonsense'– the nonsense that you have been actively participating in? we've seen before that big Al's exes are capable of fading into obscurity. emily could easily to the same if she so pleased, but she's too busy getting her freak rocks off to all the drama. i'll take my hats but the smugness she exudes through this post is infuriating.

 

[RedMage]

The pronoun nonsense that some reaction channels are bitching about is a retarded thing to waste any amount of time on when Amber was with Casey before she transitioned.

Yeah, sure. It totally makes sense to apologize ifor misgendering n a heated text exchange between two retards living a traditional lesbian lifestyle.

Anyways - Amber seems to have killed Rarity. Even during the text exchange, it was so bizarre to bring up Rarity going missing and then resume back to telling Emily that fatty will tuck her in bed. None of it makes sense.