🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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You know how Jade Frances "put an end to the nonsense"? She dumped her ex fat load in OK, blocked her number, DMs and any possible platform Amber could have used to contact her to keep sinking in her manic pixie BPD nightmare fangs. Done.

Fuck off, Emily. You're sucking the dick of attention and sympathy like it has the cure for gross and stupid in it. It doesn't, and no one will ever love you in the same way no one will ever love Amber. Be gone.
 
I know a couple of gay women who dated women who later transitioned. They all refer to their exes in a mix of pronouns appropriate to the time they are talking about. Nobody seems to pull them up.

It seems a happy medium where the greying dyke who lives on a woman only commune never has to say they lived with or fucked a man, and the newly minted dude gets their present pronoun and an unlimited supply of sleeveless tie-dye tops.
 
RedMage said:
Anyways - Amber seems to have killed Rarity. Even during the text exchange, it was so bizarre to bring up Rarity going missing and then resume back to telling Emily that fatty will tuck her in bed. None of it makes sense.
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Whatever happened, it's Hambo's fault. Even if the cat got out by accident, the pets were never supposed to travel with the bucket of lard in the first place. Bet she thought in advance to take them with her to have a leverage with Emily ("you can't get me out of your house, where will the pets go?/I can't find a place to take them with me"). She was so sad, abused, battered and depressed that she would've thrown the other two pets and her mother under a bus to stay there a week more. She is as dumb as dirt, but in her tiny brain she understands nobody will ever 1) find her body attractive and 2) enable her food addiction, IF NOT a feeder.
Nobody will ever convince me that being woken up by half a kilo of McNuggets under the snout isn't a wet dream of hers.

Even if Emily releases the videos/audios of Porkie flipping out I'm not convinced they're not together anymore, their delirious sadomasochistic dance is too perfect for them to drop it, also because there are views and monetary gains involved, potentially not only for Amber. I think that the only thing that could really signify that they're really broken up is if Feddy Krueger releases the videos of Dumber doing something with the cat, and I doubt we'll ever see them. Amber doesn't care to be seen as a crazy raging cunt, she can always use the card of her mehnthulz to justify her abuse, but if she did something to the cat I don't think she could use BEEPEEDEE as a viable excuse...
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
Emily won’t do shit.
This boring, useless lump will continue to pump out tired content.





Reverse psychology is my passion
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This. She ain't doing shit. Emily is as useless as her fat ass plaything. Until I see a couple of videos of a wailing, screeching, crying BPD tantrum, nothing will change. Our opinions won't change.
 
Looks like Emily and Amber are more similar than they realise; they are definitely both hooked on the dopamine hit they get from internet asspats. Emily could set up a channel of her own and drop everything in one fell swoop and then fuck off never to be heard from again, but why do that when she can cosy up to gay reaction channels desperate for views and make vague posts on instagram as though she's releasing a fucking blockbuster film? Since Emily has been so desperate to insert herself into Gorlworld she should know how fickle it is and today's cheerleaders salivating like starving dogs for dirt on Amber will happily crucify her tomorrow.
 
Oh man I hope Emily doesn't release the BPD meltdown tape, that would be terrible, imagine how upset Amber would get and how embarrassed she'd be. Man, that'd really suck for everyone that doesn't have a humiliation fetish. 👀

Does reverse psychology even work on people like Emily?
 
I agree with the person above me talking about Emily having a thread of her own. The amount of shit in her past is unbelievable, and we don't even have the full context on shit like why she doesn't see her kid. We know she's a horrible person, but it takes a lot for a mother to lose rights to their kid, or to voluntarily not have full parental custody.

I saw a repost of her Instagram post, and it just confirms it for me: she needs to post from her own account and get her story out, or shut the fuck up. Using reaction channels to sensationalise the content and distance yourself from your own 'abuse' story doesn't sit right with me. If Amber really was that bad and abused her so much, she should have called the police like she did with DIB and maybe Hamburger-Lynn would have finally faced some serious consequences.
 
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
If Amber really was that bad and abused her so much, she should have called the police like she did with DIB and maybe Hamburger-Lynn would have finally faced some serious consequences.
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It would be rude awakening if she caught a DV charge, question is how does one transport the almighty HamHog to the police station? Would she fit through the doors? Do they have rooms large enough to hold someone her size let alone a jumpsuit that would fit her?
 
Free Range Grass said:
It would be rude awakening if she caught a DV charge, question is how does one transport the almighty HamHog to the police station? Would she fit through the doors? Do they have rooms large enough to hold someone her size let alone a jumpsuit that would fit her?
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Imagine the embarrassment of going to police again to make a report on your sexual partner being unhinged because you keep getting crazy fat women to live in your basement.

Emily has two nickels right about now.
 
Free Range Grass said:
It would be rude awakening if she caught a DV charge, question is how does one transport the almighty HamHog to the police station? Would she fit through the doors? Do they have rooms large enough to hold someone her size let alone a jumpsuit that would fit her?
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Let me refer you to this Daily Mail article about JaeBae, from an amazing post in the Fat Acceptance thread, credit to @Stupid Lisa Garbageface

When officers arrived to arrest Chaney, they discovered the 6XL influencer was too big to fit into a police car sent to take her into custody. An evidence van then had to be dispatched so Chaney could be transported in the back of it. Chaney then claimed she was unable to manage the steps up to the van, police allege. That saw a foldable lift deployed so she could safely be placed in the rear of the van, according to court papers unearthed by the Daily Mail.
 
Free Range Grass said:
It would be rude awakening if she caught a DV charge, question is how does one transport the almighty HamHog to the police station? Would she fit through the doors? Do they have rooms large enough to hold someone her size let alone a jumpsuit that would fit her?
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They managed to get Meghan in one. I think if they can do that. Amber will get in one. I imagine her body is sort of like playdough and would fill out the back seat. If not, I'm sure she can be hauled in the back of Emily's truck. Tow style.
 
Free Range Grass said:
It would be rude awakening if she caught a DV charge, question is how does one transport the almighty HamHog to the police station? Would she fit through the doors? Do they have rooms large enough to hold someone her size let alone a jumpsuit that would fit her?
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Can you imagine if she had children? We would probably see her on
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
They managed to get Meghan in one. I think if they can do that. Amber will get in one. I imagine her body is sort of like playdough and would fill out the back seat. If not, I'm sure she can be hauled in the back of Emily's truck. Tow style.
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she's more like a non Newtonian fluid, the more you push on it the harder it gets
 
Free Range Grass said:
question is how does one transport the almighty HamHog to the police station
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We may need the help of the Russians.
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Airdrop through the ceiling.
 
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