💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    697
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A 1995 Ford Escort Sedan had an MSRP of $12,390
Let’s assume Celeste’s picture-perfect cheerleader nepo baby bought it brand new, because, realistically, he would’ve thrown a tantrum if it wasn’t.
The cumulative rate of inflation from 1995 to 2025 is 112.6%, putting that car at about $26,339 in today’s money.

Not exactly in the price range of your everyday whitebread nigger kid's ride.
Most working-class teens back then were scraping together change for a used, rusted-out ’85 Honda Accord from the forecourt of Danny DeVito in Matilda so they could deliver pizzas, not strolling into dad’s bank to slack off.
Either that or he was too lazy to start driving until he was 30.:really:

Wait... did this nigga just confirm Aarons story about him peaking around the corner?? :story:"I NEVER SAID THAT!"🥃:really::story:"I NEVER SAID THAT!"🥃:really::story: WHOAAAA BUUUUDDDDYYYY
Nah. He's referring to a different story that he told to Melton once, I think. The one where he claimed that Aaron was ashamed to be seen fully naked because he has a weird looking dick. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu - can you confirm?

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I'm going to take Rekieta at his word.

WHAT IN THE FRESH FUCKING HELL?
Could be wrong, but I don't think this is Nick, but someone else (Flanklin90210) responding to him.
All this retard mathematics from a state that abolished the capital punishment because the rope to hang a child rapist wasn't calculated correctly, over one single half-naked image of a slut. Fucking lol. I'm sure he'll take one extra day or half day to make up for the few bloody hours of surplus you fat Karen bitch of a useless judge.
It's not the judge - it's the Persecution Prosecution in this instance. Although the Judge clearly isn't a fan either.

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A very incel-adjacent post by Nicholas Rekieta, a self-described Casanova.
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Taken into consideration of penetrating women for up to "3 hours" while dry and bleeding (while also likely too high to give informed consent).
Nick's deluded portrait as a ladies man continues to be a source of severe concern.
 
Nick is using the same tactics he always used--the audience is not on his side this time, however. I am not too proud to admit that I jumped on the hate bandwagon for #KickVic and others.
I still believe Vic was unfairly maligned and basically crucified on the cross of cancel culture for shit he didn't even do. Nick managed to hitch his wagon to an actually good cause.

It's just tremendously unfortunate that the involvement of this evil fuck harmed everyone decent involved.
Vic got what he deserved for trusting Nick.
Absolute bullshit and victim blaming.
 
>45 mins to 3 hours

okay bro.
He probably is combining multiple rounds to sound impressive, or drug overuse murdered their dopamine so hard that attaining orgasm becomes a marathon effort.
I believe the latter, as it coincides with loss of arousal and vaginal dryness (put simply, April had to suffer actual friction wounds for Nick to eventually cum).

For all non-sex havers, this is nasty as hell, if she's getting uncomfortable due to dryness, just call it a day before your removed from her contact list.
Its really not an accomplishment. Saying "I fucked her til she bled" means your fugly and trying too hard.
 
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He can't take Aaron's house. ... Maybe put a lien on it, but even MN has protections for homeowners who have creditors. It's the same reason the Goldman's got jackshit from OJ in the civil case.
I know Nick is probably full of bluster but the mere idea that he is even considering putting putting a lien on Aaron's home is repugnant.

Just so everyone's absolutely clear on this, not only does Minnesota's more than adequate exemption of up to $510,000 of equity in the homestead protect it from Kayla Nick taking it away by "seizure or sale," but just as importantly Minnesota is not one of the states where Kayla Nick might at least encumber the property with an otherwise dormant judgment lien that might need to be paid off at some later date, and instead Minnesota is one of the states where the mere fact of persistent homestead status prevents any judgment lien from even attaching to the property at all:

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Oxborough v. St. Martin, 170 N.W. 707, 708 (Minn. 1919)

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Eustice v. Jewison, 413 N.W.2d 114, 120 (Minn. 1987)

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NationsBanc Mortgage Corp. v. Sec. Bank & Trust, 600 N.W.2d 481, 483 (Minn. App. 1999), review denied (Minn. Dec. 14, 1999)

At a minimum this means that Aaron would be free to stay at the home indefinitely until the day he dies and leave its equity in his heirs' hands completely unaffected by the judgment if he so chooses, and between now and then he would also be free to refinance at his leisure or even utilize available equity with junior mortgages, HELOCs, or even statutory liens for attorney fees to use as a war chest for further defense in civil litigation, all of which would be senior to any inchoate possibility of a future judgment lien that cannot attach while he continues to live there. Even in the unlikely event that he couldn't find a title insurer willing to base a lender's policy on that conclusion due to some vague perceived "cloud" on title, a simple declaratory action as to the timeframe of his homestead status would be more than enough to clear that up and keep that avenue to liquidity open, free and clear of whatever worthless judgment Kayla Nick obtains at Pyrrhic Celeste's expense. Assuming Aaron hasn't already refinanced since the $148K mortgage origination in June 2019 according to the public eCRV, assuming an interest rate in the rough ballpark of the 3.82% average at the time, and assuming that ample appreciation since that purchase doesn't get eviscerated by a 2008-tier market crash, the war chest that could be brought to bear is not insignificant:

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For the first time ever I'd even give Crackets some benefit of the doubt and assume that he already knows the homestead can be neither taken nor even encumbered, in part because even any drunken retard with even a remarkably short-lived small-town general practice should have at least tangentially encountered these issues at one point or another, but moreover because it has only been dabbleniggers ever seriously talking about the house being in real jeopardy, whereas Nick has (IIRC) only been playing his usual Janus-word games along the lines of "well he does have a house[, teehee]" or the like. That way he can have it both ways by throwing chum in the water for the dabbleniggers he is so desperate to impress in an attempt to stay feel relevant, while also preserving the chance to back into another trademark "I never said that" moment and admit that he wasn't technically referring to the judgment itself taking or encumbering the homestead. Instead, surely what he really meant is a different plan: use the judgment to go after other non-exempt assets (of which there presumably are none) and more importantly go after exposed sources of income aggressively enough that Aaron would become hard-pressed to stay current on his mortgage(s), leading to a mortgage foreclosure that Nick could take credit for having caused in a roundabout way.

If that's the idea, he's in for another rude awakening since Aaron has more than enough equity to sell the house before the foreclosure reaches any irreversible final stage and then use all of the net proceeds to go buy something more austere anytime within the following year, with both the sale proceeds in his bank account and the replacement homestead completely untouched by the judgment:

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Neumaier v. Vincent, 43 N.W. 376 (Minn. 1889)

Surely Nick, as an experienced Minnesota attorney unlicensed tweeter and YouTube comment poster, would know all of the above, and would never succumb to the pressure to deceptively feed dabbleniggers' insane fantasies about Aaron living in a cardboard box any time now, because he dare not risk their pack-trolling gunsights turning to him when they realize that he's been making promises he can't keep. Nor would his sales pitch begging Celeste to fund all this lawfare ever have been anything less than scrupulously honest about what an unenforceable dead letter it would ultimately obtain. Lying to Internet people is one thing, but to her?

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e even any drunken retard with even a remarkably short-lived small-town general practice should have at least tangentially encountered these issues at one point or another,
Or the fact that he is a homeowner*, ffs.

* even if only because of other people propping him up.

mortgage foreclosure that Nick could take credit for having caused in a roundabout way.
Well, Nick does have experience with that.

He probably is combining multiple rounds to sound impressive, or drug overuse murdered their dopamine so hard that attaining orgasm becomes a marathon effort.
I believe the latter, as it coincides with loss of arousal and vaginal dryness (put simply, April had to suffer actual friction wounds for Nick to eventually cum).

For all non-sex havers, this is nasty as hell, if she's getting uncomfortable due to dryness, just call it a day before your removed from her contact list.
Its really not an accomplishment. Saying "I fucked her til she bled" means your fugly and trying too hard.
I think the answer is also viagra Rugiet.
 
Vic got what he deserved for trusting Nick.
This is an extremely ignorant statement.

Absolute bullshit and victim blaming.
I have a sinking feeling, that over time, a not insignificant amount of history will be written at Vic's expense, even here of KF, because of the absolute horrible person Nick has been fully exposed as. I'm already beginning to see it. People will see the way Nick carries himself now, assume he always carried himself that way, and conclude (wrongly) that Vic must have been a absolute retard to trust Nick and Ty back in 2019.

It's unfortunate. There's an extensive record compiled and preserved here on KF that contradicts all of that, of course, but it requires people to actually read it to try to understand why Nick ever became popular in the first place. Archives are only useful when they are consulted.

Vic wasn't stupid. He was the victim of a conman. A conman who conned a LOT of people. Especially here.

The collateral damage Nick's actions have done to people who deserved better, Vic included, is just another reason to absolutely loathe the man. Perhaps even the main reason, when you factor in how his own children are a part of that.
 
I have a sinking feeling, that over time, a not insignificant amount of history will be written at Vic's expense, even here of KF, because of the absolute horrible person Nick has been fully exposed as. I'm already beginning to see it. People will see the way Nick carries himself now, assume he always carried himself that way, and conclude (wrongly) that Vic must have been a absolute retard to trust Nick and Ty back in 2019.
You're probably right. I wasn't around for the whole Vic thing and don't know much about it. It's hard to shake the assumption that Nick is a degenerate freak who hangs out with other degenerates, therefore Vic is probably similar. I know enough from the thread that this opinion would be unfair because Vic is a victim and that Nick's reputation was very different back then. However the more time passes, the more all of Nick's past 'friendships' will be coloured by his own degeneracy and his association with these dabbleverse reprobates.
 
Vic got what he deserved for trusting Nick.
Exactly. I get that Vic's a metrosexual dude who did good voice acting and has a solid fandom...but I'll never understand why, of all of Nick's crimes, this is the one that lit the fire under the Farms. The Internet is weird.

Probably not. There are tweets from 2022 where she is already aware of Lawtube drama. (Archive)

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Natalie Whittingham Burrell is doing very well as natalielawyerchick with 152K subs, full time defense attorney, and regularly featured on Law&Crime. (She may have even had a kid at some point - I only check in about 3x/yr.) She's a tad too progressive for my taste but I still root for her for no other reason than she detests Nick.
 
I bet Nick Rekieta will fight to keep posts from the Farms from being authenticated to be used as evidence unless Aaron drags in the posters to say, "Yeah, I posted that."

But unironically...

Probably not. There are tweets from 2022 where she is already aware of Lawtube drama. (Archive)

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Her earliest tweet as a 16 y/o were cringe, suicide-baiting, talked about mental issues, and highly sexualised. She has never been stable.

Nah. He's referring to a different story that he told to Melton once, I think. The one where he claimed that Aaron was ashamed to be seen fully naked because he has a weird looking dick. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu - can you confirm?

I recall Nick saying something like that. I did not believe it from Nick because it was self-serving.

I still believe Vic was unfairly maligned and basically crucified on the cross of cancel culture for shit he didn't even do. Nick managed to hitch his wagon to an actually good cause.

It's just tremendously unfortunate that the involvement of this evil fuck harmed everyone decent involved.

Agreed. Nick was able to use the same tactics against others because of the trust he gained for triumphing Vic's cause.
 
I have a sinking feeling, that over time, a not insignificant amount of history will be written at Vic's expense, even here of KF, because of the absolute horrible person Nick has been fully exposed as. I'm already beginning to see it. People will see the way Nick carries himself now, assume he always carried himself that way, and conclude (wrongly) that Vic must have been a absolute retard to trust Nick and Ty back in 2019.

It's unfortunate. There's an extensive record compiled and preserved here on KF that contradicts all of that, of course, but it requires people to actually read it to try to understand why Nick ever became popular in the first place. Archives are only useful when they are consulted.
Anyone who picks a lawyer because they have internet cred, is a retard.
No matter if Nick was recognizable as a terrible human being, any halfway sane person would investigate if the self proclaimed lawyer has any credibility outside of Youtube fame. (News flash, Nick does not)

While I do not think he "deserves it", I do think it was a lulsuit run by incompetent retards who talked someone into filing it in the first place and then running it into a wall at full speed, all while exploiting the lawsuit for copious amounts of youtube content.

Nick came out of this the big fat winner and his downfall could be ascribed to karmic justice.

I hope he keeps falling and that the impact finally rids us of this absolutely horrible Minnesota trad dad.
 
Vic deserved better and should have never trusted this cabal of grifting scummy streamers. I don't know why and how he thought Skelly was trustworthy. I think there's a lot of behind the scenes exchanges that we are not privy to. It just doesn't make sense to me. This skelly freak is highly unprofessional, drinks a lot and has a dirty mouth. Are these qualities you want in a lawyer, and is this someone you want to take advice from? I guess we have hindsight. Still, this skelly never showed any work ethic or professionalism. He probably put Vic in some sort of cucknosis.
 
Vic deserved better and should have never trusted this cabal of grifting scummy streamers. I don't know why and how he thought Skelly was trustworthy. I think there's a lot of behind the scenes exchanges that we are not privy to. It just doesn't make sense to me. This skelly freak is highly unprofessional, drinks a lot and has a dirty mouth. Are these qualities you want in a lawyer, and is this someone you want to take advice from? I guess we have hindsight. Still, this skelly never showed any work ethic or professionalism. He probably put Vic in some sort of cucknosis.
Just a reminder that Nick did drink far less (at least on stream) at the time, pretended to not like swearing, and claimed to be a good Christian husband and father. He had most of us fooled let alone Vic.
 
Exactly. I get that Vic's a metrosexual dude who did good voice acting and has a solid fandom...but I'll never understand why, of all of Nick's crimes, this is the one that lit the fire under the Farms.
You probably don't get it, because that's not at all what happened.

What "lit the fire under the Farms" was Nick's increasing degeneracy beginning in late 2022, (when this thread was moved out of Multimedia). It hit its crescendo following the arrest and CPS shit getting out.

Indeed, there were a large number of people on the Farms that initially made excuses for Nick's poor showing during Weebwars, and continued to remain fans of his through his trial streaming period.
 
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Taken into consideration of penetrating women for up to "3 hours" while dry and bleeding (while also likely too high to give informed consent).
Nick's deluded portrait as a ladies man continues to be a source of severe concern.
All that and Nick never managed to beat Aaron saying he had Kayla make sounds Nick never heard before to the point where he was peaking around a corner to see what Aaron was doing huh? Congrats on the dry and pleasureless sex there Rekieta. You know it sounded like a bag of bones in a bag rattling for 3 hours.
 
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Rekieta is on some anti-fat / anti-Italian joke spree with known Toelog "ThePantsMaestro" via Xitter.
God forbid women enjoy something that isn't pleasing to Nick's lustfully lecherous gaze.
It appears we've returned to the "fun, edgy Nick" of the depression/manic Rekieta Cycle.
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However - in the midst of this spaghettiphobic nonsense, reality creeps through.
 
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Just a reminder that Nick did drink far less (at least on stream) at the time, pretended to not like swearing, and claimed to be a good Christian husband and father. He had most of us fooled let alone Vic.

There is a blindspot Christians have for other 'Christians'. If they have that title in the mind, other Christians expect better of them than they would of those outside the church. These expectations might very well be overstated and unreasonable, but they add a very rosey tint to the glasses, and unscrupulous people can use this to their advantage.

Not to powerlevel, but I have had my own issues with 'Christian plumbers' and the like and sub-par work.

For the non-religious, it may be helpful to think of it as your brother-in-law 'in insurance' who will give you a 'deal' on something that your family pressures you to accept. Just throw God on top of the social pressure from family/friends.
 
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