💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[John Andrews Stan]

The channel view count on the video was interesting to me

So Thorough Joe Burrow is one of the clippers who cover all this garbage. Nick seems to pay close attention to the comments on clippers’ videos and can often be found engaging there.

 

[Sneed Force One]

[ Live / Archive ]
Take care of...what exactly?
Desperately watching Imholte for anything to report, and instructing Barneswalker to respond to the Hardin appeal?
Did that really take over a month of your time?

 

[dustnight]

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[ Live / Archive ]
Take care of...what exactly?
Desperately watching Imholte for anything to report, and instructing Barneswalker to respond to the Hardin appeal?
Did that really take over a month of your time?

You don't understand, he's got his very first real big boy legal case that requires his full attention!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So, Ethan's new BPD "daggerpussy" GF was a Rekieta mod who originally chased after Mike "Mersh" Schiele? Have I understood that correctly?
Goddamn, the Dabbleverse / Sektor is incestuous.

It's unclear to me whether she was a mod in Rekieta's chat but I assume she wouldn't come "recommended" to Mersh's chat where it seems like she was trying to mod (and slide into his DM's) unless she had been modding for Rekieta as well. The other interpretation is that she was recommended by Rekieta as a groupie/Sektur lot lizard which is unlikely, but I wouldn't put anything past Nick at this point either.

She's 24-25 now, which means minimally, she was probably 22 (or younger) when she was in Nick's chats or DMs (given he hasn't streamed regularly since '23. It's also possible that she has been on a manic run on current day Nick?) I ran the audio through machine transcription, and the line that stuck out to me was how Nick apparently offered this crazy puta to Mersh:

"But the girl came referred to me by somebody like, like you ever have a friend who's in a jam for money. And like, they're trying to sell you a car that they want to unload. But like, you're not even in the market for a car. Like it felt like that kind of energy. And not right away. I was like from day one like, the fuck is this? You know, it was always weird. It was always off putting it was always. There was always something about it that I didn't like." ... "But truth be told, for two months, this chick showed up around here. And I mean, threw herself at me,"

Full transcript here in the Ralph thread:

Here's the machine transcript

If she was a mod or a wrench or whatever for Nick, that's coming from other sources. Maybe Nick was trying to hunt for the next April but found the next Kayla, IDK.

 

[Vibralldo]

You don't understand, he's got his very first real big boy legal case that requires his full attention!

I also think he thinks that if he goes silent it'll help his case to beat Aaron's HRO

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I also think he thinks that if he goes silent it'll help his case to beat Aaron's HRO

But this is Nick, whose version of silence is popping up in the chats of other streamers and spilling his guts to orbiters.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It's unclear to me whether she was a mod in Rekieta's chat but I assume she wouldn't come "recommended" to Mersh's chat where it seems like she was trying to mod (and slide into his DM's) unless she had been modding for Rekieta as well. The other interpretation is that she was recommended by Rekieta as a groupie/Sektur lot lizard which is unlikely, but I wouldn't put anything past Nick at this point either.

Wow, she really has a thing for unreliable, washed-up, unkempt, combative druggies with deficient penises and yards of legal woes who are 15 years older than she is but look 30 years older, huh?

Never have I ever seen daddy issues so literally displayed.

 

[Vibralldo]

But this is Nick, whose version of silence is popping up in the chats of other streamers and spilling his guts to orbiters.

Never said that he was good at it

 

[AltisticRight]

So this is what Nick was doing yesterday. The channel view count on the video was interesting to me. Doesn't Nick anything else better to do?

Gainfully employed for sure.
Nuke Minnesota.
After nuking Minnesota, nuke it again.

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

Okay, I'm going to be an autistic nerd here, but I'm flabbergasted by what Nick will take the time to lie about:



If anyone recalls old dial-up days, images would load so slow you'd see them go line-by-line. The problem is, it was always top-to-bottom because the underlying image data was in row order. So the implication that the right half had loaded, while waiting on the left half makes zero sense.

As always, he just wanted to make a gross sex joke for whatever fucked-up form of exhibitionist he is.

 

[Sneed Force One]

As always, he just wanted to make a gross sex joke for whatever fucked-up form of exhibitionist he is.

At least he is simping for women older than him, which is a marginal improvement over barely legal anal rape victims.

 

[Oxyjen]

Okay, I'm going to be an autistic nerd here, but I'm flabbergasted by what Nick will take the time to lie about:

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If anyone recalls old dial-up days, images would load so slow you'd see them go line-by-line. The problem is, it was always top-to-bottom because the underlying image data was in row order. So the implication that the right half had loaded, while waiting on the left half makes zero sense.

As always, he just wanted to make a gross sex joke for whatever fucked-up form of exhibitionist he is.

You are technically correct, but I wonder if he is thinking of (as we all are) the famous KNU.jpg where only one breast was tantalizingly visible in the first place.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Everyone's already accepted Aaron would be liable against Kayla, he'll need to pay some kind of damages, but it won't be life-ruining fees like Nick wants.

He fucked Nick and Kayla Rekieta. That in and of itself is a life-ruining fee.

 

[Melty Butter]

So this is what Nick was doing yesterday. The channel view count on the video was interesting to me. Doesn't Nick anything else better to do?

I'm going to take Rekieta at his word.

WHAT IN THE FRESH FUCKING HELL?

Aaron is a father of 3 who resides in a middle class home (I recall $300K but it's easily searched). Aaron parents reliably (according to Ashley) 35-40% of the time. He cooks better.

Rekieta - WHATWHATWHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yes, I'm sperging.) Rekieta, you're going to take a father's home away from him due to spite because he confessed to fucking your wife....

ACTUALLY??????!!!!!!

(Sorry, Farmers. I got triggered. I'll take the dumb reactions but, I'm sorry, this is horrifying. Aaron's a hard guy to root for but goddamn, he doesn't deserve to lose his home.)

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron is a father of 3 who resides in a middle class home (I recall $300K but it's easily searched). Aaron parents reliably (according to Ashley) 35-40% of the time. He cooks better.

You must realise by now that Nicholas Robert Rekieta is a soulless husk of an irradiated cockroach, with schadenfreude being his only remaining flicker of emotion?

Just look how he talks to his paying audience, its never "I'm sorry for being gone, I'm glad to be back, lets get to it."
He is fatally poisoned by the TBPITU-tier "Everything must be laced in irony" gag.
He's always got a "back with a vengeance" or "fuck these psychos, im gonna win!" mentality.
Bygones will never be bygones with Nick. He must achieve total moral victory, at any cost.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

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I'm going to take Rekieta at his word.

WHAT IN THE FRESH FUCKING HELL?

Aaron is a father of 3 who resides in a middle class home (I recall $300K but it's easily searched). Aaron parents reliably (according to Ashley) 35-40% of the time. He cooks better.

Rekieta - WHATWHATWHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yes, I'm sperging.) Rekieta, you're going to take a father's home away from him due to spite because he confessed to fucking your wife....

ACTUALLY??????!!!!!!

(Sorry, Farmers. I got triggered. I'll take the dumb reactions but, I'm sorry, this is horrifying. Aaron's a hard guy to root for but goddamn, he doesn't deserve to lose his home.)

He can't take Aaron's house.

Maybe put a lien on it, but even MN has protections for homeowners who have creditors. It's the same reason the Goldman's got jackshit from OJ in the civil case.

 

[Burt Macklin]

I come back once a month to see if anything has changed in the shitty life that is Nick Rekieta.

TLDR: NO.

[ Live / Archive ]
Take care of...what exactly?
Desperately watching Imholte for anything to report, and instructing Barneswalker to respond to the Hardin appeal?
Did that really take over a month of your time?

If anyone recalls old dial-up days, images would load so slow you'd see them go line-by-line. The problem is, it was always top-to-bottom because the underlying image data was in row order. So the implication that the right half had loaded, while waiting on the left half makes zero sense.

This...........

Major standup comedy fan here. I am really trying to find the comic that made this exact joke, but it only shows me how much Nick desperately wants to be seen as "funny" that he recycles old comedians' jokes. If I were a guessing man, I vaguely think it was wither Patrice O'Neal or Greg Giraldo, but I know this EXACT joke has been said. Currently investigating the source since short specific jokes can be hard to remember where/when you heard it and from who with the plethora of comedians today.

How do I know? I remember hearing the joke and thinking, "Wait, when did Cindy Crawford do Playboy or show her tits?" Because we all remember, she was "America's Sweetheart" and the last I knew the closest thing was a white wet t-shirt.

Then did a search and realized it was leaked pictures. It's jokes like that where you learned something, therefore you always remember them.

The man isn't funny. He makes Carlos Mencia look innocent with the amount of shit he steals, yet butchers the joke completely.

Rekieta - WHATWHATWHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yes, I'm sperging.) Rekieta, you're going to take a father's home away from him due to spite because he confessed to fucking your wife....

ACTUALLY??????!!!!!!

Let me get this straight.......

The man wants no one to see the inside of his filthy home.
The man wants people to leave his wife and family alone.
The man wants "justice" for the man who fucked his wife, his wife willingly.
The man wants to fight a useless HRO.
NOW, the man wants Aaron's house?

Are we entering the REVENGE of the RAG PIG arc?

 

[Potentially Criminal]

NOW, the man wants Aaron's house?

He has filled his house in spicer with too much trash and it's easier to move into a new home than clean the current one

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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I'm going to take Rekieta at his word.

WHAT IN THE FRESH FUCKING HELL?

Aaron is a father of 3 who resides in a middle class home (I recall $300K but it's easily searched). Aaron parents reliably (according to Ashley) 35-40% of the time. He cooks better.

Rekieta - WHATWHATWHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yes, I'm sperging.) Rekieta, you're going to take a father's home away from him due to spite because he confessed to fucking your wife....

ACTUALLY??????!!!!!!

(Sorry, Farmers. I got triggered. I'll take the dumb reactions but, I'm sorry, this is horrifying. Aaron's a hard guy to root for but goddamn, he doesn't deserve to lose his home.)

Behold the narcissistic injury rage. He's a lunatic.

 

[AnOminous]

He's always got a "back with a vengeance" or "fuck these psychos, im gonna win!" mentality.

Yeah but your badass boasts don't mean dick if you announce your triumphant return and then immediately cuck out like a little bitch. Over and over.