💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He has filled his house in spicer with too much trash and it's easier to move into a new home than clean the current one

I was thinking he wanted to get closer to his dealer.

 

[Sneed Force One]

October 13, 2025 - Correspondence for Judicial Approval
Party: Attorney: Stearns County Attorney
Index #75

We haven't seen the last of Aaron Imholte's criminal case just yet, as the prosecutor has kicked up a fuss about Aaron wanting to serve his time on weekends.

In a rather insolent tone, they bring up the fact that Aaron wishes to maintain his level of income as a factor for demanding that he serve his time in longer bursts, quote "Defendant wants to serve the time on weekends, so he can continue online streaming. This is the same platform where he committed the underlying offense and violated conditions of release in June 2025. The sentence the court imposed would not require defendant to miss a significant number of days."

Yes, you heard that right, working as a podcaster, which Aaron did before being charged and after being sentenced, should be somehow adverse to his request.

It also appears Kari L, Dahlen. Assistant Stearns County Attorney takes issue with "Mooby Math" stating "Defense asked for weekends, or two fourday periods. A day is 24 hours. The times proposed by defense would mean each weekend he would serve 2 days, or 48 hours. Therefore, to accomplish the 8 days defendant would need to serve 4 weekends in jail. If the Court is inclined to allow defendant to serve the time on weekends, the State would request that the Court order the times defendant is to report and be released to reflect 8 actual days."

I don't quite understand what ASCA Dahlen is complaining about with the timings, does she want him in at Saturday 00:00:00 til 23:59:99 Sunday?
Does she hate him that much that Aaron must literally spend 11520 minutes in jail? So much effort for one photo of a slatternly skank.

 

[Oxyjen]

Sorry, Farmers. I got triggered. I'll take the dumb reactions but, I'm sorry, this is horrifying. Aaron's a hard guy to root for but goddamn, he doesn't deserve to lose his home.

You can push a man too far. Nick really doesn’t want to come face to face with a Toe who has nothing left to lose.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

We haven't seen the last of Aaron Imholte's criminal case just yet, as the prosecutor has kicked up a fuss about Aaron wanting to serve his time on weekends.

"Would somebody please think of the poor jail staff "

On the one hand, they're all gung-ho for spending taxpayer dollars on housing a non-violent offender for over a week while complaining about the inconvenience to taxpayer-funded county jail staff (hereby acknowledging that the act of jailing Aaron is a burden on county resources). Minnesota justice

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

They should compromise and let Aaron do his shows live from prison with the state taking half of the tips and superchats. It could be some nice entertainment for the prisoners while all the Dabblefags send in superchats making Aaron read racist shit or set goals for which gang he has to join. Nothing could possibly go wrong, as long as none of the other inmates start sharing stories about fucking Kayla on the air.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

Is this normal to fight over? I wonder what kinds of people this office *has* approved for weekend only jail time.

 

[AnOminous]

Possibly the best paragraph.

The Supreme Court has made clear that no procedural rule can be permitted to override a Constitutional right. State v. Sargent, 968 N.W.2d 32,41-42 (Minn. 2021) (“the Minnesota Rules of Criminal Procedure do not control the analysis when considering a violation of the Minnesota Constitution.”), cf. State v. LeDoux, 770 N.W.2d 504, 512 (Minn. 2009) (“the rules cannot diminish Constitutional protection.”). The courts have been unanimous, in numerous decisions that are binding upon this Court, that there is a public right of access to judicial records. Most courts have focused on the right as subsidiary of the First Amendment. Arctic Cat, Inc. v. Sabertooth Motor Grp., LLC, No. 13-146 (JRT/JSM), 2016 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 113668, at *8 (D. Minn. Aug. 1, 2016), citing Doe v. Pub. Citizen, 749 F.3d 246, 265 (4th Cir. 2014), Richmond Newspapers, Inc. v. Virginia, 448 U.S. 555, 580 n. 17 (1980), Nixon v. Warner Communications, Inc., 435 U.S. 589, 597 (1978), and Media Gen. Operations, Inc. v. Buchanan, 417 F.3d 424, 428 (4th Cir.2005). However, the Minnesota Supreme Court and this Court have each recognized that it is also a creature of the common law of this state. Star Tribune, 659 N.W.2d 287, 295 (Minn. Ct. App. 2003), citing Minneapolis Star & Tribune Co. v. Schumacher, 392 N.W.2d 197, 202-03 (Minn. 1986) (for the proposition that there is both a common-law and First Amendment right to access civil court records).

They should compromise and let Aaron do his shows live from prison with the state taking half of the tips and superchats.

They should allow Aaron to be a boxing coach for real. The opportunities for hilarity would be incredible.

 

[Vibralldo]

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"Would somebody please think of the poor jail staff "

On the one hand, they're all gung-ho for spending taxpayer dollars on housing a non-violent offender for over a week while complaining about the inconvenience to taxpayer-funded county jail staff (hereby acknowledging that the act of jailing Aaron is a burden on county resources). Minnesota justice

I don't understand why Aaron has this aura around him that makes strangers, including court staff, violently hate him for seemingly no reason

 

[Melty Butter]

He can't take Aaron's house.

Maybe put a lien on it, but even MN has protections for homeowners who have creditors. It's the same reason the Goldman's got jackshit from OJ in the civil case.

In that case, I hope Aaron takes ever last extra cent he might possess and put it into refinishing the basement, some interior and exterior painting, plumbing, and electrical. Or, into his kids' college funds. I assume that's protected too.

(Aaron, if you still read, maybe look up if a snow blower is covered as part of your home, a sump pump, HVAC?)

I know Nick is probably full of bluster but the mere idea that he is even considering putting putting a lien on Aaron's home is repugnant.

The HRO stuff was just dumb lawfair. I could almost get my mind around the back-and-forth of who's parking next to whom before a hearing, and who is stalking or defaming who. It's stupid, but somewhat funny because Aaron is so belligerently bad at fighting Rekieta.

This, no.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

I don't understand why Aaron has this aura around him that makes strangers, including court staff, violently hate him for seemingly no reason

We all know an Aaron-type figure while in high school: that big-talking smug asshole who somehow gets mucho pussy while looking like a swollen thumb and shits on the nerds and the emo kids daily for being antisocial losers.

This is revenge of the nerds on that asshole from their youth.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

Given Nick is friends with Melton and what Melton has said about Aaron's kids, I'm not shocked Nick wouldn't mind ruining those kids' lives.

We all know an Aaron-type figure while in high school: that big-talking smug asshole who somehow gets mucho pussy while looking like a swollen thumb and shits on the nerds and the emo kids for being antisocial losers.

This is revenge of the nerds on that asshole from their youth.

Also, let's face it -- his shock jock persona is custom tailored to piss off the exact sort of people making these decisions in Minnesota.

 

[Vibralldo]

Given Nick is friends with Melton and what Melton has said about Aaron's kids, I'm not shocked Nick wouldn't mind ruining those kids' lives.

Nick was doing the gay "I think that Melton sexually harassing Aaron's kids is bad, but it's the first amendment, so he can say what he wants" defense thing while being glad that Aaron is gagged from even mentioning Kayla the Whore.

Nick would laugh if anything bad happened to Aaron's kids because it'd make Aaron feel bad, and making Aaron feel as bad as possible is Nick's goal

 

[weliveinaMeritocracy]

From the Killstream Thread: according to Mersh, Ethan Ralph's new 25 year old retard girlfriend in Florida who supposedly had her sights set on Mersh before moving on to Ralph and was a mod (or trying to be?) in his chat originally came "recommended" from Nick Rekieta.

Clipped by Elisa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2_VociZ9_M

"You know what a shit-barometer is, Bubs? Measures the shit-pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, Bubs. Hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. Can you hear it?... Oh, but you will, my sorry little friend, when the old shit-barometer rises, and you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit-pressure... beware my friend. Shit-winds are a comin'."

 

[Potentially Criminal]

I don't understand why Aaron has this aura around him that makes strangers, including court staff, violently hate him for seemingly no reason

He's a lolcow. They are either Teflon or Shit Magnets

 

[AltisticRight]

I don't quite understand what ASCA Dahlen is complaining about with the timings, does she want him in at Saturday 00:00:00 til 24:59:99 Sunday?
Does she hate him that much that Aaron must literally spend 11520 minutes in jail? So much effort for one photo of a slatternly skank.

All this retard mathematics from a state that abolished the capital punishment because the rope to hang a child rapist wasn't calculated correctly, over one single half-naked image of a slut. Fucking lol. I'm sure he'll take one extra day or half day to make up for the few bloody hours of surplus you fat Karen bitch of a useless judge.

 

[Swole McPole]

Yes, you heard that right, working as a podcaster, which Aaron did before being charged and after being sentenced, should be somehow adverse to his request.

And yet when Rekeita shows up on stream, coked out of his gourd while his children run riot, snorting coke and playing with his firearms, yet nobody gives a fuck when he goes on about how important his streaming career is?

"Of course, Nick. It's essential that you get back to servicing the wine moms."

These people in Minnesota are all utter fucking scum. They should just wipe the place off the face of the planet.

 

[Lian Xing]

October 13, 2025 - Correspondence for Judicial Approval
Party: Attorney: Stearns County Attorney
Index #75

How much of this letter to the court is at the urging of Kayla the Harlot (of course I know it's really Nicker)?

 

[Salty Potatoes]

over one single half-naked image of a slut

1/3rd naked at best. It was barely a nipple . I saw more of the whores genitalia as a paying member of Rekieta's locals when she forced her ass gripping a bottle on me. I did not consent to seeing that when I paid for a lawyer's personal channel. How do I sue Nick for that emotional distress? Also, I demand my 5k locals gift,

 

[Maraschino]

Nuke Minnesota.
After nuking Minnesota, nuke it again.

I just want to remind you that we nuked Japan twice, and we got anime as a result.

What do you think we'll get if we nuke Minnesota twice?

 

[AnOminous]

I just want to remind you that we nuked Japan twice, and we got anime as a result.

What do you think we'll get if we nuke Minnesota twice?

Lutefisk or surströmming or something?