Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Dead tired rn, but I have found something...interesting...by accident.
New Street View photos of the Praetorium from a month ago show a car the opposite side of the road, with Flutter in the driver's seat.
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This is not Chevrolet Aveo, mind you, that's by the house.
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Well would you look at that.
She must have a valid license to drive in the US and she's obtained a second-hand car to use. I doubt Chris has two cars with his income. Making herself right at home it seems.
 
knux said:
Well would you look at that.
She must have a valid license to drive in the US and she's obtained a second-hand car to use. I doubt Chris has two cars with his income. Making herself right at home it seems.
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Here's some speculation:

What if she actual does live in Virginia, maybe those stickers are something from her past, but they both travel to Finland for some reason?
 
Whoever is in the driver's seat in that blurred out pic from Google Maps' recent drive through in that area....could be Flutter, but couldn't that also be Chris? Couldn't it be someone other than Chris and Flutter?

I also get the feel that looks like Flutter's long brown hair and bangs but I'm not quite 100% sure it is her.
 
Libtardism Is Over said:
Whoever is in the driver's seat in that blurred out pic from Google Maps' recent drive through in that area....could be Flutter, but couldn't that also be Chris? Couldn't it be someone other than Chris and Flutter?
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That person is too short to be Chris. But it could be anybody, there's a lot of cars parked there compared to the other year's of street view.

I remember Chris picked her up at the airport before. It might be someone else but I want to believe it's the cabbage patch herself though.
 
Zeus, I really appreciate the effort you put into this.

I hope all of us do.

It is possibly her but like I said we'll need a little bit more to go on before we can definitely say this is Flutter.

They might just be all there for some sort of party, prater meeting or they could be tenants that are renting who knows.

You've done a very good job but we'll need a little more to go off of.

Good job however and to anyone else involved as well.
 
Looking at Acoustic Virgin's pic.
Could be a reflection, but it looks like the car's reverse lights are on, as if the driver is waiting for a break in traffic to leave. That could be why the car is blocking the sidewalk.
Is that a pair of snowshoes on the rear deck? I can understand Flutter owning snowshoes in Finland, but why would she bring them to Virginia?
 
If it is Fluter, it looks like she's from a rough area.

Hubcaps missing, possibly renting at the Gaytoririum.

So much for being a Finnish heiress
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Dead tired rn, but I have found something...interesting...by accident.
New Street View photos of the Praetorium from a month ago show a car the opposite side of the road, with Flutter in the driver's seat.
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This is not Chevrolet Aveo, mind you, that's by the house.
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the amount of silver cars in this lot...what the fuck virginiasisters?????

Black Yoshi said:
You will both kiss and get mpreg, just like Luigi.
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this is kawaii:3
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
New Street View photos of the Praetorium from a month ago show a car the opposite side of the road, with Flutter in the driver's seat.
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I'm definitely skeptical about this woman being Flutter. A 20 year old Taurus strikes me as a somewhat odd choice for someone who needs to buy a car to use when they're stateside.

Hell, why would Flutter need her own car at all when she's in the States? Chris and her seem to go everywhere together anyways when she's in town, and she's definitely been seen as a passenger in the Aveo before. If she really needed to drive somewhere by herself, she could probably just borrow it. I'm not even sure a foreigner can register a car in Virginia.
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Just judging by the other cars in the area, I would say that the Taurus fits right in with the other dilapidated beaters you generally see rolling around out in God's country. I have to assume this is just some local who happened to be in the right place at the right time, and looks vaguely similar to Flutter with her face blurred. If anything, I would think that blue Fusion might be Flutter's rental car or something. Sticks out like a sore thumb next to all these shitboxes. Those were SUPER common rental vehicles in the 2010s and I wouldn't be surprised if there's still lower-tier companies with them in their fleet. Also, that poor squarebody's been parked there since 2007 :(

Speaking of dilapidated beaters, the Aveo is leaking a hell of a lot of something on the ground:

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Because of course it fucking is.
 
Cars can leak a lot when they run the AC not saying that's what it is but
 
King Kiwi said:
Cars can leak a lot when they run the AC not saying that's what it is but
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That ain't water. AC condensation is very normal, but you can tell from the way that it's soaked into the asphalt that it's definitely some kind of petroleum product. Engine oil, transmission fluid, power steering fluid. Probably not brake fluid. Even Chris isn't retarded enough to drive around with a brake leak that bad.
 
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