Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[King Kiwi]

And decided that her new goal in life was forming a romantic relationship with this foreign casanova? This exotic don juan?
Against all odds, she set her unwaivering sights on a long, arduous journey across continents to be with the one and only CWC

If only i had Chris' timeless charisma


That's kind of what I'm assuming, but her utter silence is bizarre.
Even if they're just good friends, wouldn't she upload a pic of them together at some point?
Mention visiting a friend overseas?
ANYTHING?!?!

Attempts at finding her SM have been left fruitless.
If she does have social media, it'll most likely be a dead empty account, unless she has anonymous ones.

All while listening to Paula Abdul on her Walkman.

Come on the stunted growth, the desperation to be with a notorious man and her mysterious nature.

If she didn't escape from a Finnish cult locked up in some guy's tool shed for 20 years with 18 children, I'll be surprised.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

Chris's MO is he's always chasing China.

Is that still the case? I feel like everything Chris has been through -- his only sexual experiences are with a cheap hooker, a questionably consenting old lady, and whichever inmates may have wanted him while he was in jail; years of taking female hormones; and all of the abuse he inflicted upon his bent duck -- would be enough to extinguish even the most relentless libido. I understand that the glut of "gotta get laid" movies and TV shows during Chris' formative years really left an impression on him, but I can't imagine he would even still be interested in sex, let alone maintaining the same intensity as the "Love Quest" days in seeking it out.

No way this Caden guy is some genius with a master plan.

I agree. He's just some twerp who likes laughing at retards. I'm sure he loves the fact that people think that he's some puppetmaster operating a multi million dollar CWC empire through Chris's Transformers videos and cheap Sonichu medallions and flying in Finnish gnomes to help wrangle him.

The most impressive thing he's done is to trick Chris into believing he has his best interests in mind for such a long time. Hell, Null actually had Chris' best interests in mind, and Chris still dumped him when things got tough. There's no way Caden is even telling Chris anything he doesn't want to hear.

Chris is too retarded to find a place to live and to pay rent regularly. I'm convinced that Caden just set up some sort of arrangement to get a cut of the TardBucks as rent before Chris has a chance to spend them while putting Chris up in the Praetorium. Chris isn't going anywhere because he doesn't know how, and in exchange, Caden gets a chunk of the mortgage paid. Maybe he gets a couple bucks from the medallions and gravel sales, but it can't be much.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Is that still the case? I feel like everything Chris has been through -- his only sexual experiences are with a cheap hooker, a questionably consenting old lady, and whichever inmates may have wanted him while he was in jail; years of taking female hormones; and all of the abuse he inflicted upon his bent duck -- would be enough to extinguish even the most relentless libido. I understand that the glut of "gotta get laid" movies and TV shows during Chris' formative years really left an impression on him, but I can't imagine he would even still be interested in sex, let alone maintaining the same intensity as the "Love Quest" days in seeking it out.

Yes.

According to chris, which is questionable, he fucked Barb between 8 to 10 times. Before barb he wanted to fuck Fiona. Before Fiona there was the wall flower. Remember one of the first settings of flutter where he was trying to kiss her? He's not as intense as the fuck quest days, but apparently that duck still needs tom tom to pound.

 

[King Kiwi]

That's kind of what I'm assuming, but her utter silence is bizarre.
Even if they're just good friends, wouldn't she upload a pic of them together at some point?
Mention visiting a friend overseas?
ANYTHING?!?!

Oh yes, Flutter is the photogenic type, isn't she?

Loves being the center of attention. Loves to take pictures with Chris in their many travels together, selfies aplenty. The girl is just so proud of her relationship with him, she just can't keep it to herself despite the negative reactions.

She certainly does seem to like being mysterious but I doubt she's going to be posing with Barb like a certain red-haired girl or trying to actively role play online with him like that one chick from Shrek.

According to chris, which is questionable, he fucked Barb between 8 to 10 times. Before barb he wanted to fuck Fiona. Before Fiona there was the wall flower. Remember one of the first settings of flutter where he was trying to kiss her? He's not as intense as the fuck quest days, but apparently that duck still needs tom tom to pound.

Nwam, D, wasn't it Bella (I mean Shrek) that Chris wanted to bang?

 

[Stinkyboy]

She just doesn't have social media as far as we know (she might but we obviously can't confirm until we find her). Could be a regular poster on 4chan, reddit or even here.

its more likely that new farmers are just shit at opsec

 

[Dull fawn]

its more likely that new farmers are just shit at opsec

I think she may have taken extra precaution before interacting with chris.
it's infinitely harder for someone to track someone when they'd don't share names across multiple accounts, use various emails with strong passwords, don't share many pictures of themselves and if so the account gets private.

like really, how would you follow a thread if someone could've prepared for it

 

[ASeabear8952]

Yes.

According to chris, which is questionable, he fucked Barb between 8 to 10 times. Before barb he wanted to fuck Fiona. Before Fiona there was the wall flower. Remember one of the first settings of flutter where he was trying to kiss her? He's not as intense as the fuck quest days, but apparently that duck still needs tom tom to pound.

I thought he outright rejected Fiona. I know Fiona was genuinely in love with him.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I thought he outright rejected Fiona. I know Fiona was genuinely in love with him.

Yeah, he preferred fucking Barb. Chris decided on fucking his elderly mother over Fiona. That's gotta hurt the ole self esteem

Then again, Fiona deserves it for ignoring everyone telling her to not get involved. She gets no sympathy from me.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Yeah, he preferred fucking Barb. Chris decided on fucking his elderly mother over Fiona.

Yeah. I think he wasn't really into fiona. He just wanted to fuck her because it was easy until he fucked barb.

This is my opinion, but I think he was still very interested in bella. I felt like he was trying to flirt with her by stating he fucked Barb better than anyone including Bob. Fucking nasty.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yeah. I think he wasn't really into fiona. He just wanted to fuck her because it was easy until he fucked barb.

This is my opinion, but I think he was still very interested in bella. I felt like he was trying to flirt with her by stating he fucked Barb better than anyone including Bob. Fucking nasty.

Yeah, I agree. I think that part of it is that Fiona was autistic and we know Chris hates other autistic people. He also obviously had a thing for Bella, so your theory is pretty possible. It's also probable that Barb being closer was just way easier

 

[Stinkyboy]

That's one of the funniest things about Chris; his absolute hatred of "slow in the minds" when he's one of the most profoundly retarded people in the world.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Dead tired rn, but I have found something...interesting...by accident.
New Street View photos of the Praetorium from a month ago show a car the opposite side of the road, with Flutter in the driver's seat.

This is not Chevrolet Aveo, mind you, that's by the house.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

Interesting stickers on the car. University of Virginia Cavaliers, on the left two that seem to represent Virginia Beach on the right, and one that I can't quite make out on the left.

I assume the car was purchased secondhand and those are from the previous owner? Because they don't really have any relevance to CWC or Flutter based on what we know about them.

 

[deadson]

Dead tired rn, but I have found something...interesting...by accident.
New Street View photos of the Praetorium from a month ago show a car the opposite side of the road, with Flutter in the driver's seat.
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This is not Chevrolet Aveo, mind you, that's by the house.
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As per usual, her face is rejecting being photographed by any normal means. But I'm not surprised that she decided to stop by for a visit. I mean, at this point I'd say that it'd be as normal for her to visit as it is for OPL to go overseas to visit her. Esp after His last music vid?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

As per usual, her face is rejecting being photographed by any normal means. But I'm not surprised that she decided to stop by for a visit. I mean, at this point I'd say that it'd be as normal for her to visit as it is for OPL to go overseas to visit her. Esp after His last music vid?

Street Map blurs faces of people and licence plates. That's normal.
As for the other shit...Flutter stays over at Chris's, it seems. Her stuff was present in his room in the christmas pics in 2023. I find the fact she has a car weird, but to get anything else, we'd need the licence plate numer.
One question tho, would looking up the licence pkate nunber yield the full name of the person driving it?

 

[Black Yoshi]

This is not Chevrolet Aveo

It's a Taurus, looks 4th gen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Taurus_(fourth_generation)

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

It's a Taurus, looks 4th gen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Taurus_(fourth_generation)

I guess Zeus did once pick up a chick as a taurus. Hey-zeus might have done the same.

 

[Black Yoshi]

I guess Zeus did once pick up a chick as a taurus. Hey-zeus might have done the same.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

One question tho, would looking up the licence pkate nunber yield the full name of the person driving it?

You can get the name of the registered owner by looking up the plate number, but I wouldn't count on it providing much enlightening information. Especially if she's not a US citizen, I wouldn't expect the car to be registered in her name.

The car could be registered to Caden (or Chris), and she just uses it while she's in town.
It could be registered to a company.
Or while it doesn't look like a rental from a reputable company, it could be one of those peer-to-peer rentals like Turo.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Dead tired rn, but I have found something...interesting...by accident.
New Street View photos of the Praetorium from a month ago show a car the opposite side of the road, with Flutter in the driver's seat.
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This is not Chevrolet Aveo, mind you, that's by the house.
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What are the odds? Too funny.

One thing I've noticed is that area across the street never had any cars in it, now there's five. Also that "office" or business front on the right side of the house has the window open and fans going, which means someone most likely is using it as an apartment.

What are the odds that the other cars there belong to people renting out other apartments? Caden's speeding charge doesn't indicate what sort of car he was driving so one may be his.