UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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So she got an award for... what, exactly? Doing jack shit? As far as I know Maduro still rules in Venezuela. Should have given it to Trump to be honest if they're gonna give it to this useless puppet.
When people went out to burn shit she told everyone to go back home and do nothing else. Any hope for violent insurgency died with her, i guess thats very peaceful. Going to podcasts to laugh sith trannies while people were getting tortured. She is the Queen of peace.
 
So she got an award for... what, exactly? Doing jack shit? As far as I know Maduro still rules in Venezuela. Should have given it to Trump to be honest if they're gonna give it to this useless puppet.
To be really fair, they had already picked her earlier this year.
if the peace holds in I/P, he may get it next year.
 
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
I'm changing my vote, Venezeula is absolutely, utterly, completely fucked now.
Nobel committee gave her the peace prize. Fuck me.
I think Trump will probably authorize - no, MANDATE - the use of nukes.

@Cubanodun you were a good poster bro. I'm going to miss you.
Im not surprised they gave it to her, iirc Rubio was pushing for it, she has passed 2 years just tweeting about some sikrit plan for the transition but nothing comes ouf ot it

At least it made some people mad in miraflores that plus the bonus of getting cucked by Qatar

Edit;ah yeah forgot to add the new super soldiers

 
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When people went out to burn shit she told everyone to go back home and do nothing else. Any hope for violent insurgency died with her, i guess thats very peaceful. Going to podcasts to laugh sith trannies while people were getting tortured. She is the Queen of peace.
At least Trump has done something. Machado as you say doesn't do so much barring futile politicking. One thing in her favor is that she's still in Venezuela, Capriles is another who at least does that minimum, not going the lucrative, futile exile grift like other opposition figures including Edmundo who's quite good at collecting useless gongs like the Sakharov Prize and something called the Courage Award. Political exiles live a life of futility. The Shah's family is another example. They've a decent DC / Tel Aviv lobbying and broadcasting effort, but even if the mullahs fell tomorrow, the Pahlavis won't replace them. I honestly think Trump is happy having Maduro as a low risk Bad Guy. There's no nasty nukes like with Putin or even nastier thing like their rather effective social media efforts. Instead with Maduro, there is a pleasantly bumbling, far left narco dictator.
 
At least Trump has done something. Machado as you say doesn't do so much barring futile politicking. One thing in her favor is that she's still in Venezuela, Capriles is another who at least does that minimum, not going the lucrative, futile exile grift like other opposition figures including Edmundo who's quite good at collecting useless gongs like the Sakharov Prize and something called the Courage Award. Political exiles live a life of futility. The Shah's family is another example. They've a decent DC / Tel Aviv lobbying and broadcasting effort, but even if the mullahs fell tomorrow, the Pahlavis won't replace them. I honestly think Trump is happy having Maduro as a low risk Bad Guy. There's no nasty nukes like with Putin or even nastier thing like their rather effective social media efforts. Instead with Maduro, there is a pleasantly bumbling, far left narco dictator.
They should have given the Nobel Peace price to Capriles. He let chavistas peacefully steal the election TWICE. Mcm got it and she only had to do it once. Thats not fair.
 
They should have given the Nobel Peace price to Capriles. He let chavistas peacefully steal the election TWICE. Mcm got it and she only had to do it once. Thats not fair.
Ah yeah the same Capriles that sold out, started to fellate the government, bitched on stream that he could not do campaigns because people throw bottles at him and insulted him to hell and back

That motherfucker was the start of this, thank god he did not become president
 
Ah yeah the same Capriles that sold out, started to fellate the government, bitched on stream that he could not do campaigns because people throw bottles at him and insulted him to hell and back

That motherfucker was the start of this, thank god he did not become president
Coming up next. Guanipa 2030.
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Time for our fearless era (taylor's version)
 
Coming up next. Guanipa 2030.
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Time for our fearless era (taylor's version)
Oh god its that faggot. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

They should have given the Nobel Peace price to Capriles. He let chavistas peacefully steal the election TWICE. Mcm got it and she only had to do it once. Thats not fair.
TBCF when Edmundo claimed he was too unwell to continue to be the fake president, he handed the title to Machado. If the impossible happens and Maduro is churroed, she will run venezeula (for a couple of nanoseconds until reality unravels) so I guess NPP is her reward for taking one for the team.
 
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TBCF when Edmundo claimed he was too unwell to continue to be the fake president, he handed the title to Machado. If the impossible happens and Maduro is churroed, she will run venezeula (for a couple of nanoseconds until reality unravels) so I guess NPP is her reward for taking one for the team.
Its a million dollar prize. That probably doesn't seem as much compared to the hundreds of millions from Citgo and the humanitarian aid hey dissapeared during the Guaido era.
 
Is she a contender to run the government? If so Trump probably is using this award to give her more legitimacy when he invades and installs her.

That way he can win TWO Nobel peace prizes.

#Artofthedeal.
Two BETTER prizes.

The best prizes. Just the best. I had them, this is a true story, I had them make some improvements for my award. I didn't like the look of the guy on the medal. He looked low energy... very low energy. Not the sort of guy who could bring about world peace. Not like me, I actually brought like the peace to the world. that guy tried his whole life, spend millions - now its billions but spent millions at the time - to try to bring about peace and couldn't do it. Just couldn't do it. 100 years and couldn't do it. I had the wonderful American people reelect me, and world peace in 10 months. Maybe the should rename it the Trump peace prize. Maybe I can have Hilary, her husband, and crooked Joe biden make them in prison like they used to make license plates. And we'll have Sweden pay for it.

Who wants a 2025 prize anyway? It looks awful, just awful. Simply terrible. I mean if that's the only peace prize you can win, I'm sure you have to take it. But who wants a 5 on their prize next to a bunch of 2s? It just looks like a backwards and upside down 2. You'll have someone looking at that in a few years, "Is this a knock off? Why is this last two all messed up?". That's why I turned down that peace prize. "Let someone else have it" I said. I wanted one that would look good in my hotels. Then I thanked him for his attention on the matter. I really did. Who else is going to do that, thank the guy making the prizes?
 
Please tell me this is a "fake" nobel price kinda like how they give out "lifetime awards" at the oscars to people who have never won one and probably would never, like Jackie Chan, even though Jackie Chan deserves an oscar 10 million times more than Machado the nobel.
 
Please tell me this is a "fake" nobel price kinda like how they give out "lifetime awards" at the oscars to people who have never won one and probably would never, like Jackie Chan, even though Jackie Chan deserves an oscar 10 million times more than Machado the nobel.
No one's has taken the Nobel Peace Prize seriously since they gave one to Obama for being a nigger as he was drone striking weddings in Pakistan.
 
Please tell me this is a "fake" nobel price kinda like how they give out "lifetime awards" at the oscars to people who have never won one and probably would never, like Jackie Chan, even though Jackie Chan deserves an oscar 10 million times more than Machado the nobel.
The other candidate was Greta Thungberg. You tell me.
 
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
I'm changing my vote, Venezeula is absolutely, utterly, completely fucked now.
Nobel committee gave her the peace prize. The thing Trump wants more than anything. Fuck me.
I think Trump will probably authorize - no, MANDATE - the use of nukes in response.

@Cubanodun you were a good poster bro. I'm going to miss you.
If you would please consult the graphs.
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Some useless whore getting an useless trophy that might not even be real won't make the EXTERMINIO MARRÓN to happen all out of nowhere.
 
I really hope Trump invades venezuela soon, the only way it will frighten the pro-china bankers and industrialists into chucking Lula and his supreme court cronies into the trash.
Otherwise i might legimately get sent to jail for 20 years for crimes against democracy for having made a account here if someone reports me (someone eventually will).
 
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