💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Vibralldo]

There’s every chance that Aaron’s “white power hour” bit will cause him to be taken under the protection of the jail’s neonazi population. Combined with the Rekieta hit order this may spark a massive riot.

Aaron surprises everyone by becoming the leader of the Aryan brotherhood and coming back covered in swastika tattoos

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Aaron surprises everyone by becoming the leader of the Aryan brotherhood and coming back covered in swastika tattoos

Are we sure Aaron isn't Jewish or Casino? The AB may not want him without those qualifications.

 

[not william stenchever]

He's gonna fuck Melton so they'll stop obsessing over each other and move on with their lives

Pro: He's going to toe Felton so hard that he will stop lusting after little kids.
Con: If you thought Melton was obsessed with Aaron before then wait to see some next level shit. Sex with Aaron would once again become less consensual but this time it will be Aaron withdrawing consent.

 

[USAroXX]

Illinois has exceptionally fair and effective RO procedures. This is why, for example, Ade's RO against Ralph is so strict.

I mean seriously.
Aaron's RP attorney was a full on Tard, if you listen to this BLUE state of Illinois JUDGE lay out for Runkle what he can and cannot due. I bet neither of those atty [runkle's or crazy Jeanette's] revealed atty-client talking points UNLIKE Aaron's RP incompetent, ethics rule-breaking RP lawyah.

 

[not william stenchever]

"Better make it three. My youngest is hoovering the stuff up like there's no tomorrow...."

They grow up so fast.

 

[Folgers Can]

[ Live / Archive ]

During one of my occasional visits to the alog subreddits /r/SteelToe and /r/SteelToeBeggingShow (purely for research purposes), I came across this piece:
Posted a day ago, according to Paul Shea (a former friend turned toelog who, notably, also appears to think Nick is a fag), he claims to have received an anonymous tip that Rekieta and Melton have supposedly “employed” a small team of diehard toelogs to contact Corrective Services employees and jail inmates, informing them about Aaron’s racist comments from STMS. Presumably in an effort to have him further harassed and/or assaulted.
What makes Shea stand out from the usual background noise is that he’s not fully aligned with the Melton ratpack.
He’s been openly critical of Karl from WATP (understandable, since Karl’s a turncoat simp), and seems to be running his own flavour of anti-Aaron crusade.

He’s constantly downvoted into oblivion or outright deleted by subreddit mods, which makes his posts harder to trace.
Still, I’m inclined to give Paul Shea some credibility here, the story fits neatly with what’s already known about how obsessive Melton and his lackies are. Its not enough for Aaron to be in jail, he's gotta meet The Sisters Gang too. Nick is already known to crowdsource information on Aaron Imholte, as he's too lazy to do it himself - is it really a stretch of the imagination for Nick and Melton to do this as well?

Not to detract from the credibility of that report that would be wholly unsurprising if true since there have already been public confessions to similar plans live on stream, but the Reddit user u/PaulShea is already understood in that community to be a troll account and not the real Paul Shea working for Townsquare Media at 98.1 New Country:


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The man that this troll account chose to impersonate (that certain Paul Thomas Shea born September 9, 1986 to Ralph Michael Shea and Therese Marie Shea before ultimately settling down with his wife Jill Ashley Shea in his current residence at 2511 Jewel St, Saint Cloud MN 56301 where he is reachable via personal cell at (651) 271-0911) does not appear to have a Reddit account unless using an anonymous one, though any attempts at even partial anonymity would seem silly given that his confirmed YouTube channel depicting some of his past time in the Albert Lea radio market is the very account he chooses to use as a paypig for these bottom-feeding scum well below his station:


[Timestamp 57:13]

As a further indication that Paul Thomas Shea does not harbor the somewhat anti-MAPton leanings that u/PaulShea has sometimes exhibited, it should be noted that Paul Thomas Shea's flying all the way to Vegas for an anticlimactic live appearance at Hackamania was not the beginning and end of his willing public association with a disgusting greasy pedophile, which has in fact has continued unabated with further willing appearance on MAPton's show as recently as 10 days ago, even lovingly referring to his longtime e-daddy as "Big Sauce":

[Timestamp 3:51:22]

His criminal history of mere youthful exuberance like misdemeanor brawling and petty traffic tickets, combined with even cursory review of his and his family's not-yet-privated social media, generally reveals a more or less straightedge normie jock bro the likes of which you'd ordinarily expect to see watching the Toe talk about Vikes news rather than watching MAPton talk about sexualizing children, especially considering the healthy upper-middle-class Catholic upbringing that should make a guy know better about the company he keeps as of late:


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Leaving aside the sometimes-kinda-gay shirt selection that may help to explain his failure to produce offspring throughout seven long years of possible beard marriage, what is otherwise a surprising air of normalcy about him makes one wonder if he was perhaps just unwittingly roped into a dark corner of the Internet by Meltonites' unsolicited emails without ever having the benefit of a proper introduction to the disgusting greasy pedophile with whom he chose to permanently associate his once good name in the eyes of anyone who ever googles it going forward. You'd tend to doubt that Paul's longtime Nevada associate's edgy comedy stylings would be much appreciated by the good god-fearing country folk that listen to Paul's morning radio show airing Monday through Friday from 6:00 AM to 10:00 AM which can also be streamed online to listen for whatever the live call-in number is, just in case anyone's morbidly curious about that sort of thing.

Spoiler: Misc. phonebooking links

(651) 271-0911 (Archive)

Alternates: (612) 615-4874, (651) 328-1714, (651) 633-8922, (651) 528-7696, grappler242@hotmail.com, grappler242@comcast.net, grappler@attbi.com, grappler242@yahoo.com, and grappler@comcast.net

Alternates: (507) 373-9388, (651) 633-8922, and ptshea05@gmail.com

Alternates: (651) 332-0793, (763) 443-6786, and (612) 721-7254

Alternates: (651) 315-4784 and (952) 633-8922

YouTube (Archive)

Personal Facebook (Archive)

Instagram (Archive)

Wife's Facebook (Archive)

Father's Facebook (Archive)

Mother's Facebook (Archive)

Aunt's Facebook (Archive)

Godmother's Facebook (Archive)

Employer Profile (Archive)

Wife's LinkedIn (Archive)

 

[waffle]

~17 hours minimum to engrave and package @ 5 minutes a glass
~8 hours to transport
~92-95 cubic feet needed
5000 shot glasses
5000 boxes
5000 labels
large roll(s) of brown packing paper
one laser engraver
one printer for shipping labels
one day rental of moving truck
one ounce of motivation

That's some pretty tractable math, (other than the "actually doing it" part). If he just had the stuff he could knock it out 30 minutes at a time over a month, drop the glasses off in lots as he's out getting whippets or whatever, and basically never even notice that he actually took the time to do it. What's another month at this point?

Too bad it'll never get done, lol.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Goddamn all these fucking toelogs impersonating every character ever mentioned.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I wouldn't be surprised if Rekieta did because he genuinely wants Aaron to die or have his life ruined.

Like a "If I can't have him, no one can!" kind of a thing? And here I thought Nick was an emotionally balanced, stand-up family man who just happens to no longer practice law.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Like a "If I can't have him, no one can!" kind of a thing? And here I thought Nick was an emotionally balanced, stand-up family man who just happens to no longer practice law.

Nick wants Aaron to kill himself. He isn't particularly coy about it. The reasons are two fold:

1. Aaron exposed his swinging lifestyle he'd rather have kept secret. Haha, I mean, cos everyone was totally fooled.

2. Aaron lied! Whenever Nick tries to explain about what, he sounds insane. It wasn't naked twister. It was strip twister, duh. He wasn't thrown out of Aaron's house, everyone left.

 

[Unknown God]

Bit harsh on the kids, but while on the topic, we are within 5 weeks of Nick's eldest turning 18. He doesn't appear to be a retard if grades and National Honors are considered.

Regardless, C. Rekieta, we're here for you. Also, see Chad and Shari Franke for inspiration.

Call me a moralfag but I kinda hope people don't rush to rope him into this just because it will be permissible by the forum rules to do so, for all we know he's just a nice church-raised kid who doesn't deserve any of the grief his shit parents inflicted on him and will continue to do so to some extent for a long time.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Call me a moralfag but I kinda hope people don't rush to rope him into this just because it will be permissible by the forum rules to do so, for all we know he's just a nice church-raised kid who doesn't deserve any of the grief his shit parents inflicted on him and will continue to do so to some extend for a long time.

I think generally you have to act like a dumbass in your own capacity to gather interest.
Lolcowdom is a meritocracy (or mediocre-rity, if you will).

 

[Dean Pentel]

Nick wants Aaron to kill himself. He isn't particularly coy about it.

And here I thought I took some break-ups hard in the past.

Speaking of Aaron, I'm surprised nobody is referring to him as Aaron "The Throat GOAT" Imholte. It even rhymes and everything.

 

[Oxyjen]

@Folgers Can strikes again! No toelog will ever be safe.

Aaron surprises everyone by becoming the leader of the Aryan brotherhood and coming back covered in swastika tattoos

And even more sexually alluring to Nick.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

And here I thought I took some break-ups hard in the past.

Speaking of Aaron, I'm surprised nobody is referring to him as Aaron "The Throat GOAT" Imholte. It even rhymes and everything.

EVS is already The Throat Goat, for what he did behind an Arby's in New Jersey in 2006.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Maybe he no longer trusts his local prosecutors? Maybe he believes in a better chance directly reporting to the LVMPD, despite the 3,174 mile round trip?
Its something he feels confident enough to spend at least a few hundred dollars on (gas to Minneapolis, long-term parking, flight to LAS, Uber to LVMPD, food, hotel, etc).
Maybe a toelog with Troll's Remorse turned informant? Was the idea of getting a man shanked by blacks for the vile crime of one boob picture feel like a step too far?
There has been unverified chatter that authorities have been deeply unsympathetic to the Toe, maybe a change in chain-of-custody will produce new results?

Naturally, a pinch of salt is advised. But since the HROs have killed the khantent, we might as well theorycraft.

I wonder how his going to Vegas will be twisted into somehow breaking the HRO.

And something he's confident enough about to announce on his show before he does it, risking serious embarrassment if it goes nowhere (yeah yeah, give me rainbows, I know)

I can't imagine anything else Melton's done that's any more violative than just talking about Aaron, and that's probably not clear-cut enough to bother with a trip to Vegas to try to report. Even with his regular direct addresses to Aaron, Aaron has to know that the cops aren't going to give a shit about that (see if Aaron were Erin). So for Aaron's sake, I hope he has something serious.

Gonna make a prediction though - whatever communication he has regarding someone trying to find that BBC GB for him while he's in jail, it's not going to be enough. It's going to be from a Toelog with no direct comms from Nick or Melton. Nick is smart enough to never get his hands dirty directly and Melton has been more prudent than Nick during this whole ordeal, so I'm guessing neither of them are directly on the communication. If it exists, it'll be someone saying something like "Nick and Melton want to..." or maybe not even mention them at all.

I can totally see some Toelog at the direction of Nick/MAPton trying to contact inmates to tell them about Aaron's milquetoast racism though, it's entirely within the realm of belief. I just don't think it'll be direct enough for Melton to get violated.

Hope I'm wrong, though! Sic semper pedophiles

I have full confidence this is some gay 'work' that Aaron is trying to pull and will backfire in his case as Paedo-ton uses it as proof of mutual animus and instigation.

Never underestimate Aaron's commitment to the radio drama bit ability to fuck up a W.

I mean seriously.
Aaron's RP attorney was a full on Tard, if you listen to this BLUE state of Illinois JUDGE lay out for Runkle what he can and cannot due. I bet neither of those atty [runkle's or crazy Jeanette's] revealed atty-client talking points UNLIKE Aaron's RP incompetent, ethics rule-breaking RP lawyah.

What are you on about?

 

[Path Wanderer]

Unless Minnesota started allowing polygamy, I guess that kills my theory Nick had her locked up in the shack in Lake Wakanda.

…or Balldo & co. found a John Doe swinging partner to cover things up this time

 

[RaptInPlastic]

This way he can solve his and Melton's HRO! He really is a legal genius. He is thinking out of the box.

Once again we are all crippled by having to view what faggot Rekieta does through the Myopia of Sanity.

 

[Nana_Feeder]

If there's one thing scary prisoners have proven, it's that they are reliable, focused people who enjoy being told what to do by wealthy people who've never had to do a real job in their lives.

Assuming Nick or Melton have actually reached out to these prisoners, who's to say that any of them would even care? Aaron doesn't even need to shower while he's there. He's essentially going camping for a few weekends.

 

[Goatchoker]

If there's one thing scary prisoners have proven, it's that they are reliable, focused people who enjoy being told what to do by wealthy people who've never had to do a real job in their lives.

Assuming Nick or Melton have actually reached out to these prisoners, who's to say that any of them would even care? Aaron doesn't even need to shower while he's there. He's essentially going camping for a few weekends

I mean, it’s 8 days either way so a small jail time, I’d consider doing them at once and calling it the worst vacation ever.
Yeah it sucks but it’s only a damn week.
Weekends near the end would be miserable.

Hes nervous, as anyone would be.
But! Aaron gets street cred for time served. Kidding ofc.