💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Red Frida said:
More importantly how long can you go without streaming before MN concludes you don't have gainful employment and that it's all a farce to cover up petrofac trust fund nepo baby as an income source? MN's legal system is a joke.
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Forever, apparently
 
Lian Xing said:
The probation conditions don’t matter. The county wants this to go away just as much as Nick. It’s only five years because he is a complete narcissistic cunt.
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Probation offices across the country have so many clients vs employees that theyre overwhelmed. Most of the time, they won't even drug test unless its a repeat offender. They want people in and out of the door to go home by closing time.
 
Sneed Force One said:
By all accounts, as sought and requested by Patrick "What do you mean you wouldn't fuck a kid? I'd fuck a kid" Melton, it is allegedly average with a noticeable curve to the left.

Is it a "hog" by terms of national statistics? No.
Is it a "hog", in comparison to Nick's short, pencil-like penis? Yes.
Did it scratch an itch Kayla has never reached without the assistance of a shapely silicone friend (and/or a strange testicular attachment)? Yes.

"I've never heard her making those kinds of noises before"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" (Rekieta upon seeing Kayla's orgasm on the Imholte Impaler in the martial bed)
t. Aaron Imholte, quoting Nick Rekieta - Kino Casino Interview - 26th of May 2024
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In my experience guys with really big ones call themselves average..when you've got a big dick you don't have to talk about how big it is. So by this logic I'm assuming Aaron's got a litre thermos hanging off him.
 
Cross-posting a bit of bodycam news:

Folgers Can said:
...and Hardin's response, filed on time last night and posted by the court today:

Memorandum of Law in Opposition to Motion to Dismiss (Hardin v. Tollefson) (1).webp Memorandum of Law in Opposition to Motion to Dismiss (Hardin v. Tollefson) (2).webp Memorandum of Law in Opposition to Motion to Dismiss (Hardin v. Tollefson) (3).webp Memorandum of Law in Opposition to Motion to Dismiss (Hardin v. Tollefson) (4).webp Memorandum of Law in Opposition to Motion to Dismiss (Hardin v. Tollefson) (5).webp Memorandum of Law in Opposition to Motion to Dismiss (Hardin v. Tollefson) (6).webp Memorandum of Law in Opposition to Motion to Dismiss (Hardin v. Tollefson) (7).webp Memorandum of Law in Opposition to Motion to Dismiss (Hardin v. Tollefson) (8).webp Memorandum of Law in Opposition to Motion to Dismiss (Hardin v. Tollefson) (9).webp

Kandiyass County gets the last word in a reply due Monday the 13th and then it's on to the public Zoom hearing on Monday the 20th.
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parsnip said:
In my experience guys with really big ones call themselves average..when you've got a big dick you don't have to talk about how big it is. So by this logic I'm assuming Aaron's got a litre thermos hanging off him.
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The best response is "I've had no complaints" and do not elaborate further. Leaves them guessing positively.
 
Sneed Force One said:
The best response is "I've had no complaints" and do not elaborate further. Leaves them guessing positively.
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I just show people mine so they believe me.
The trial's in December. :)

Rekieta tax: 24 October he can finally show us all how amazingly brilliant he really is. He will have his barneswalker oven mitt glove puppet flopping around like his combover. In front of a judge who already is so very tired of it all.
It's gonna go great!
 
Dimension Sniper said:
Locals update:
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He totally doesn't have a stash of these posts already, he has to pretend they were curated for him by his three remaining Locals supporters.
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I haven't talked about or thought about Nick for months at this point.

Nick is a FORGOTTEN has been. His arc is over, unless he goes out on another coke fueled bender and does something even more extreme.
 
Red Frida said:
More importantly how long can you go without streaming before MN concludes you don't have gainful employment and that it's all a farce to cover up petrofac trust fund nepo baby as an income source? MN's legal system is a joke.

"Let's all share a laugh about people expressing frustration at how I was able to neglect my kids while possessing felony amounts of coke with very minor consequences"
You realize your mistreatment of your kids are the punchline to these jokes of yours, right balldo man?
Keep making your own problems the basis of your online content that's a very good strategy.
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It's been said many times, but ft employment was not a condition of anything for him.

And tbf, if someone has independent income, there's no reason for it to be. Yes, work has inherent value*, but states mostly care about that so people aren't on welfare and sucking even more resources than their criminal behavior already does.

*Not that Nick would know.
 
Maybe this belongs in the STMS thread, but fuck it- Aaron spilled tea today that April got remarried.
He oopsie doodled it, thought it was public knowledge. Unless Minnesota started allowing polygamy, I guess that kills my theory Nick had her locked up in the shack in Lake Wakanda.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Maybe this belongs in the STMS thread, but fuck it- Aaron spilled tea today that April got remarried.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mo89MYVtgAkHe oopsie doodled it, thought it was public knowledge. Unless Minnesota started allowing polygamy, I guess that kills my theory Nick had her locked up in the shack in Lake Wakanda.
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Nick lost his true love. Now he's stuck with a used up coke whore...

Sad
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Maybe this belongs in the STMS thread, but fuck it- Aaron spilled tea today that April got remarried.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mo89MYVtgAkHe oopsie doodled it, thought it was public knowledge. Unless Minnesota started allowing polygamy, I guess that kills my theory Nick had her locked up in the shack in Lake Wakanda.
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I wonder what April will say about her gay wolves tattoo to her husband?

Does hubby know all about her Qover past?
 
April's middle name is Diane. Keanu live streamed tonight and someone sent a superchat asking if April remarried. She said she was not aware of a remarriage and thinks Aaron was lying when he said that she did but who knows.
 
SargonF00t said:
I wonder what April will say about her gay wolves tattoo to her husband?
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Maybe she’ll add a new wolf.
cwkcwdwdcw said:
I know this can't be the same April Anderson, but it can't be a coincidence she married a KUCK. Is the second one her?

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Unless some fuckery is afoot, The Valkyrie is April Diane Anderson/ Imholte. She’s used her married name in the drug arrest to spare her maiden name. So unless she’s pulling a werk, it’s not her. Ninja’d by @HenryRollinsLiar
 
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