Al has an autistic aversion to modern tech, so he'd probably just get either Husk or Niffty to make posts for him.
Vox and Velvette would be a double-edged sword: on one hand, VoxTek's infrastructure could 100% be used to DDOS-proof and keep the Farms running no matter what, plus they would be excellent phonebookers & information gatherers, due to Vox being a one-man surveillance state and Vel being a social media expert. On the other hand, they would be insufferable alogs – Vox constantly trying to run gay-ops against Alastor, while Velvette would keep making threads on whatever e-girl she's beefing with that week.
Valentino would be the pet retard with a pink triangle that keeps posting horny spiels about every female cow and throws massive thread-derailing shitfits when poked fun at.