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i hate most modern video games but i find myself enjoying silent hill f minus the shitty combat. im not really paying attention to the story. synthetic man is a fag though. he is not white excellence
 
I watched his review of Delta, and forgive me if I'm wrong, but when The Boss was talking about peace, she didn't mean the "one world government and mixed race couples" type peace, but about "nuclear deterrence" type peace? Since the whole series is based on nuclear weaponry and mgs3 specifically taking place during the cold war?

Also in his Silent Hill f review(I don't really care about SHf, it looks like shit and not like a real SH game), he didn't mention anything about arranged marriages once, which also seems disingenuous since it softens his point on how antinatalist the game is (unless he likes arranged marriages). The people in the comments never point that out either.
 
pollution jim said:
I watched his review of Delta, and forgive me if I'm wrong, but when The Boss was talking about peace, she didn't mean the "one world government and mixed race couples" type peace, but about "nuclear deterrence" type peace? Since the whole series is based on nuclear weaponry and mgs3 specifically taking place during the cold war?
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The Boss reminds him of Mama Synth, so she is bad and woke and cringe and so is the game. What she actually meant doesn't matter, not that Coby has the media literacy to understand any deeper themes than those that his baby games have anyways.
 
Luigi Mangione said:
Chris Chan was notorious going back at minimum to the Encyclopedia Dramatica peak days. It wasn't KF that made him.
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I think he was first noticed by something awful forums and 4chan before getting his own ED page. Regardless, it just exposes that Coby doesnt know anything about Christory.
 
Punished Slav said:
It's done.

The first "ass" was 9 minutes into the stream as a chat read; the first real one was 30 minutes in. Ironically, "shit" was much more common through the early parts of the stream. Plenty of head shakes as well. I'd say it was a bit below average in terms of pure "ass". However, the sheer homoeroticism makes up for it. This stream's grand total is 18 times in 6 hours and 34 minutes (discounting 14 minutes of AFK). He said "ass" every 38min 33sec on average.

EDIT: I forgot to add - he seems to say "ass" more often later into the stream. I guess it's because his brain returns to factory settings and turns gay.
  • "Quest for Korean ass" - read chat
  • "Gross-ass freaks." - regarding aliens
  • "Why would I wanna save the gross-ass fucks?" - ditto
  • "I mean, I still enjoyed ODST, but it's clear that parts of it were pretty halfass." - game talk
  • "I'm gonna contact my lawyers and sue your ass for this shit." - replying to chat saying "i'm racist"
  • "he generated like a hundred images of Nicocado Avocado's ass." - no clue about the context
  • "I ain't going to watch a boring ass dogshit propaganda video that's 90 minutes long." - on some blackpill video
  • "They got a race of nerds. Ugly ass alien nerds." - game commentary
  • "So, if your dad is a soy boy millennial fag who takes it up the ass..." - regarding modern father figures
  • "those are all crazy ass women who want to brainwash you into being a tranny." - about teachers
  • "You probably get fucked up the ass by, I don't know, everyone, because you're a faggot." - responding to chat
  • "Shut up, asswipe. I already did it." - speaking to a game character
  • "What a pain in the ass." - DSPing
  • "So these assholes are gonna try and kill my ass." - a double!
  • Equip my gun, asswipe." - DSPing
  • "It is not thought-provoking, you fucking idiot. You gayass motherfucker." - reacting to ShillUp SHf review
  • "He's deepthroating Konami cock and he's liking it because he's gay. Gayass Australian motherfucker sucking Japanese cock." - ditto, the full quote is pure projection (just replace it with futa)
I might do this again, the numbers didn't satisfy me.
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Another two-parter. Even his OBS thinks of him as much as his family. Sorry I'm late.

PART 1​

Total runtime: 3 hours 26 minutes
First ass: 37 minutes 30 seconds in
Total asses: 7 (!)
Ass rate: 29min 26sec per ass
  • "I'm not paying him, I'll kill his ass." - about the landlord in Look Outside
  • "Alright, we got his ass before he could do anything." - killing a monster
  • "I was busy too playing whatever fucking slop decompression chill-ass game..." - what he was doing when Look Outside first came out
  • "Kill his ass then." - assaults child
  • "Put his ass down!" - ditto
  • "We just fucking Joel In One'd his ass." - the child was hit with a golf club
    • Three in 20 seconds!
  • "He's just gonna get his ass beat, that's his job." - commenting on useless companion

PART 2​

Total runtime: 2 hours 14 minutes
First ass: 13 minutes 30 seconds in
Total asses: 11
Ass rate: 12min 11sec
  • "Of course, I'm playing a bitch-ass isekai protagonist with no powers..." - MiSide commentary
  • "Get in there, you fucking asswipes." - chasing chibis
  • "You fucking asshole!" - racing minigame
  • "A kick-ass cute electric guitar too!" - Cappie said it, not added to the counter, just putting it there
  • "I killed his ass immediately." - thinking back on the child
  • "With all these obscure-ass games." - responding to paypig
  • "...I'm going to stream a game that might suck ass." - talking to chat
  • "Is she gonna kill my ass?" - TV monster in Who's at the door?
  • "Yeah, they killed my ass." - dies (FUCKING PRONOUNS!!!)
  • "They just killed my ass." - dies again (FUCKING PRONOUNS!!! again)
  • "Your family's tired of dealing with your retarded ass." - mad at chat member who was trying to help him (ironic he says that)
  • "I didn't want to be an ass..." - regarding games sent by email

COMBINED​

Total runtime: 5 hours 40 minutes
First ass: 37 minutes 30 seconds in
Total asses: 18
Ass rate: 18min 53sec per ass

Trivia: Futaman is considering skipping the GOY (ironic acronym) review because he doesn't feel like playing another 15-20 hours of it. It's probably just ramble, given how certainly he's responding to chat "I BOUGHT IT TO REVIEW IT!!!!".
This stream was severely underperforming. First part was saved by him being engaged in beating a monster child to death. Immersion bringing down the counter?
 
🚨🚨🚨 Breaking! 🚨🚨🚨 Kino Casino just namedropped Synthetic Man and brought up his degeneracy!
PPP brings up that he heard he was a gay lolicon and insinuates he's a child rapist! Andy name drops his futa fetish, but still sweeps for him because he liked his Silent Hill review!
 
Madison Grant said:
🚨🚨🚨 Breaking! 🚨🚨🚨 Kino Casino just namedropped Synthetic Man and brought up his degeneracy!
PPP brings up that he heard he was a gay lolicon and insinuates he's a child rapist! Andy name drops his futa fetish, but still sweeps for him because he liked his Silent Hill review!
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I really hope they cover him eventually. He'll definitely sperg about it.
 
Madison Grant said:
🚨🚨🚨 Breaking! 🚨🚨🚨 Kino Casino just namedropped Synthetic Man and brought up his degeneracy!
PPP brings up that he heard he was a gay lolicon and insinuates he's a child rapist! Andy name drops his futa fetish, but still sweeps for him because he liked his Silent Hill review!
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Oh man it would be so funny to see Coby seethe about Kino Casino, I really hope they do some segments about him. PPP will absolutely get under his skin.

Coby: "So dad, what do you think about futas?"
PPP: "WOAHHHH BUDDYYYYYY"
 
Spectacle Enjoyer said:
I really hope they cover him eventually. He'll definitely sperg about it.
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NeoMorgan said:
Oh man it would be so funny to see Coby seethe about Kino Casino, I really hope they do some segments about him. PPP will absolutely get under his skin.
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The funniest outcome would be if Andy goes on Chudcast since he's still a fan of Synthetic Man's reviews and hasn't looked into his depravity at all. So he thinks he's going to talk about woke video games, then gets hit with the "balls or no balls" question from the Mold brothers. The look on Andy's face would be epic!
 
Madison Grant said:
🚨🚨🚨 Breaking! 🚨🚨🚨 Kino Casino just namedropped Synthetic Man and brought up his degeneracy!
PPP brings up that he heard he was a gay lolicon and insinuates he's a child rapist! Andy name drops his futa fetish, but still sweeps for him because he liked his Silent Hill review!
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tardski being one if Coby's biggest fans just about says it all.
Reminder, this guy loves KCD2 but that game ain't woke, Silent Hill f(slur) is because it is "anti-marriage". You know what is also pretty anti-marriage? Two underage boys fucking each other in medieval Bohemia.
NeoMorgan said:
Oh man it would be so funny to see Coby seethe about Kino Casino, I really hope they do some segments about him. PPP will absolutely get under his skin.

Coby: "So dad, what do you think about futas?"
PPP: "WOAHHHH BUDDYYYYYY"
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He would call asston and w-w-w-warski both pedophiles and in return they would start picking on him like they did with DSP, maybe even make a regular segment on him. If someone like RTU gets their own segment, anyone can.
 
Considering synth is called the "Son of Dsp" the eye of kino sauron was eventually gonna fall on synth. Heres to hoping the KC starts to keep an eye on synth, especially as they dive into the deep lore of synth.
 
Humble Architect said:
This could be it, the moment written about in the prophecies.

Coby’s even more of a bitch than we thought if he lets that fat piece of shit run his mouth, arguably more cucked than Simple Ian if so.
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If I had a nickel for every "fat piece of shit" you could be referencing regarding Futaman, I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that there's two of them.
 
Punished Slav said:
It's done.

The first "ass" was 9 minutes into the stream as a chat read; the first real one was 30 minutes in. Ironically, "shit" was much more common through the early parts of the stream. Plenty of head shakes as well. I'd say it was a bit below average in terms of pure "ass". However, the sheer homoeroticism makes up for it. This stream's grand total is 18 times in 6 hours and 34 minutes (discounting 14 minutes of AFK). He said "ass" every 38min 33sec on average.

EDIT: I forgot to add - he seems to say "ass" more often later into the stream. I guess it's because his brain returns to factory settings and turns gay.
  • "Quest for Korean ass" - read chat
  • "Gross-ass freaks." - regarding aliens
  • "Why would I wanna save the gross-ass fucks?" - ditto
  • "I mean, I still enjoyed ODST, but it's clear that parts of it were pretty halfass." - game talk
  • "I'm gonna contact my lawyers and sue your ass for this shit." - replying to chat saying "i'm racist"
  • "he generated like a hundred images of Nicocado Avocado's ass." - no clue about the context
  • "I ain't going to watch a boring ass dogshit propaganda video that's 90 minutes long." - on some blackpill video
  • "They got a race of nerds. Ugly ass alien nerds." - game commentary
  • "So, if your dad is a soy boy millennial fag who takes it up the ass..." - regarding modern father figures
  • "those are all crazy ass women who want to brainwash you into being a tranny." - about teachers
  • "You probably get fucked up the ass by, I don't know, everyone, because you're a faggot." - responding to chat
  • "Shut up, asswipe. I already did it." - speaking to a game character
  • "What a pain in the ass." - DSPing
  • "So these assholes are gonna try and kill my ass." - a double!
  • Equip my gun, asswipe." - DSPing
  • "It is not thought-provoking, you fucking idiot. You gayass motherfucker." - reacting to ShillUp SHf review
  • "He's deepthroating Konami cock and he's liking it because he's gay. Gayass Australian motherfucker sucking Japanese cock." - ditto, the full quote is pure projection (just replace it with futa)
I might do this again, the numbers didn't satisfy me.
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Another stream down. I guess I was wrong saying he's invested in it, that's a surprisingly high counter for a long stream. The day he does a stream without saying "ass" once, will be the day I stop counting his snorefest streams.

I'm also taking suggestions on what else to count. Counting "ass" and its variations is getting overdone.

More Spooky Games​

Total runtime: 7 hours 34 minutes
First ass: 29 minutes 30 seconds in
Total asses: 38
Ass rate: 11min 57sec per ass

  • "These are literally just normal-ass people, by the way." - commenting on Outlast 2 mutant
  • "I would gladly whoop your fucking ass until you shut the fuck up." - if Futaman was a sped teacher
  • "Just a normal-ass woman." - anticipating death
  • "Just a random-ass bitch with a shank." - another enemy
  • "...she's hauling ass." - enemy running at him fast
  • "...literally the average woman can kill your ass..." - Outlast 2 logic commentary
  • "Let me guess. This evil bitch will kill my ass..." - ditto
  • "And this one is just random rednecks who beat your ass." - ditto
  • "how can you play this ass game..." - reading chat
  • "We can try our useless-ass Mario attack again." - playing Look Outside
  • "My party's beating its own ass right now." - ditto
  • "this game looks badass" - reading chat
  • "If you attack me, then I'm I'm just gonna beat your ass." - NPC knocks on the door
  • "Should I try and kill his ass?" - considering fighting a monster
  • "What a pain in the ass." - running fails
  • "...then I'm like, "Oh, this is ass." I thought this was good. People told me this is good. Turned out to be ass." - talking about MiSide (DOUBLE!)
  • "...same with the Attack on Titan guy. He's he's a gayass motherfucker too." - talking about modern manga being cucked
  • "...anything other than that is shit that's a pain in the ass to set up." - talking about horror game suggestions
  • "...and the other 20% are ones that would be a pain in the ass to set up." - ditto
  • "Layers of Fear is ass though." - ditto
    • THREE IN LESS THAN A MINUTE!
  • "...it's basically like a bunch of retards are are shoving dicks up their ass..." - responding to someone saying TikTok is shitting on him
  • "This is some weird ass PC controls..." - Post Trauma commentary
  • "Does that mean the monster is going to kill my ass?" - thinking he fucked up
  • "Why didn't it say I unlocked the door? Ah, dumbass." - Post Trauma grievances
  • "...this game's weirdass ummm, weirdass eye spy shit you know?" - ditto, DOUBLE!
  • "Maybe it would be easier just do PCSX2 then if it's a pain in the ass." - responding to chat
  • "Greener than your brown-ass Ricardo-ass eyes." - eye drama, DOUBLE!
  • "Why'd you dodge into her, dumbass?" - DSPing
  • "Oldass security guard just too quick on the draw?" - lore theorizing
  • "Here we go. This is a real ass review." - reading SHf Steam reviews
  • "...they pull out of their ass like three/arters the way into the story..." - SHf lore commentary
  • "...and you're here being a a dumbass who can't Google the streamer..." - calling jews smarter than chat (and banning people in chat while calling them jews)
  • "...reminds me of when normies say the stupidass platitudes..." - talking to chat
  • "...and then you just bring up a random ass thing that bothers you..." - someone insulted Blue Archive and he sperged out
  • "...and then they're like, "Fuck this guy. He's an asshole."" - about arguing
 
Madison Grant said:
🚨🚨🚨 Breaking! 🚨🚨🚨 Kino Casino just namedropped Synthetic Man and brought up his degeneracy!
PPP brings up that he heard he was a gay lolicon and insinuates he's a child rapist! Andy name drops his futa fetish, but still sweeps for him because he liked his Silent Hill review!
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Tardski could not even give a short explanation why the game is "woke". JF was right to call him low IQ.
 
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