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Clipbros from the Futaman threads must've missed this one - here is Coby claiming that Chris Chan :punished: is a product of internet harassment; more precisely - KiwiFarms made Chris Chan who he is today.
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Punished Slav said:
Clipbros from the Futaman threads must've missed this one - here is Coby claiming that Chris Chan :punished: is a product of internet harassment; more precisely - KiwiFarms made Chris Chan who he is today.
:lossmanjack:
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Yes, a lolcow is never responsible for his own actions. According to the futaman, the words on a screen are enough to force a man to rape his mother. And when Coby troon out one day, that will be our fault, too.
 
Punished Slav said:
To counteract the derailing of this thread, I challenge myself to watching Futaman's next stream in full and counting how many times he says "ass" and its variations. I will report on the results when it happens.
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It's done.

The first "ass" was 9 minutes into the stream as a chat read; the first real one was 30 minutes in. Ironically, "shit" was much more common through the early parts of the stream. Plenty of head shakes as well. I'd say it was a bit below average in terms of pure "ass". However, the sheer homoeroticism makes up for it. This stream's grand total is 18 times in 6 hours and 34 minutes (discounting 14 minutes of AFK). He said "ass" every 38min 33sec on average.

EDIT: I forgot to add - he seems to say "ass" more often later into the stream. I guess it's because his brain returns to factory settings and turns gay.
  • "Quest for Korean ass" - read chat
  • "Gross-ass freaks." - regarding aliens
  • "Why would I wanna save the gross-ass fucks?" - ditto
  • "I mean, I still enjoyed ODST, but it's clear that parts of it were pretty halfass." - game talk
  • "I'm gonna contact my lawyers and sue your ass for this shit." - replying to chat saying "i'm racist"
  • "he generated like a hundred images of Nicocado Avocado's ass." - no clue about the context
  • "I ain't going to watch a boring ass dogshit propaganda video that's 90 minutes long." - on some blackpill video
  • "They got a race of nerds. Ugly ass alien nerds." - game commentary
  • "So, if your dad is a soy boy millennial fag who takes it up the ass..." - regarding modern father figures
  • "those are all crazy ass women who want to brainwash you into being a tranny." - about teachers
  • "You probably get fucked up the ass by, I don't know, everyone, because you're a faggot." - responding to chat
  • "Shut up, asswipe. I already did it." - speaking to a game character
  • "What a pain in the ass." - DSPing
  • "So these assholes are gonna try and kill my ass." - a double!
  • Equip my gun, asswipe." - DSPing
  • "It is not thought-provoking, you fucking idiot. You gayass motherfucker." - reacting to ShillUp SHf review
  • "He's deepthroating Konami cock and he's liking it because he's gay. Gayass Australian motherfucker sucking Japanese cock." - ditto, the full quote is pure projection (just replace it with futa)

I might do this again, the numbers didn't satisfy me.
 
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Punished Slav said:
Clipbros from the Futaman threads must've missed this one - here is Coby claiming that Chris Chan :punished: is a product of internet harassment; more precisely - KiwiFarms made Chris Chan who he is today.
:lossmanjack:
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Its always retarded when people soley blame the trolls, or evil kiwifarms, for Chris being the way he is. They never blame Barb and Bob who were awful parents and did nothing to help their autistic son. Chris didnt even start getting trolled until he was 25, which is a grown ass man. I have sympathy for Chris because some trolls did some fucked up stuff, bluespike for example, and he never had a chance to learn to be a decent person. Of course you can be a good parent and your kid still ends up a scumbag but we'll never know for sure how Chris could have turned out with better parents.
 
NeoMorgan said:
Chris didnt even start getting trolled until he was 25, which is a grown ass man.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Futaman just didn't understand the concept of independent thinking. Given his leeching from a mother he hates, dodging rent, blaming his surroundings for everything wrong. Almost like the guy he was running defense for. @Husky you're gonna love this one when you make another video. I couldn't do Synthmom any better.



Memory Runner seems to have gotten less active since he was shot at.
 
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Synth's parallels to Keffals are too close to be coincidence. If he shaved and put a wig on he'd look just like old Luke.
 
Punished Slav said:
Clipbros from the Futaman threads must've missed this one - here is Coby claiming that Chris Chan :punished: is a product of internet harassment; more precisely - KiwiFarms made Chris Chan who he is today.
:lossmanjack:
chrischan.mp4
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Chris Chan was notorious going back at minimum to the Encyclopedia Dramatica peak days. It wasn't KF that made him.
 
Punished Slav said:
It's done.

The first "ass" was 9 minutes into the stream as a chat read; the first real one was 30 minutes in. Ironically, "shit" was much more common through the early parts of the stream. Plenty of head shakes as well. I'd say it was a bit below average in terms of pure "ass". However, the sheer homoeroticism makes up for it. This stream's grand total is 18 times in 6 hours and 34 minutes (discounting 14 minutes of AFK). He said "ass" every 38min 33sec on average.

EDIT: I forgot to add - he seems to say "ass" more often later into the stream. I guess it's because his brain returns to factory settings and turns gay.
  • "Quest for Korean ass" - read chat
  • "Gross-ass freaks." - regarding aliens
  • "Why would I wanna save the gross-ass fucks?" - ditto
  • "I mean, I still enjoyed ODST, but it's clear that parts of it were pretty halfass." - game talk
  • "I'm gonna contact my lawyers and sue your ass for this shit." - replying to chat saying "i'm racist"
  • "he generated like a hundred images of Nicocado Avocado's ass." - no clue about the context
  • "I ain't going to watch a boring ass dogshit propaganda video that's 90 minutes long." - on some blackpill video
  • "They got a race of nerds. Ugly ass alien nerds." - game commentary
  • "So, if your dad is a soy boy millennial fag who takes it up the ass..." - regarding modern father figures
  • "those are all crazy ass women who want to brainwash you into being a tranny." - about teachers
  • "You probably get fucked up the ass by, I don't know, everyone, because you're a faggot." - responding to chat
  • "Shut up, asswipe. I already did it." - speaking to a game character
  • "What a pain in the ass." - DSPing
  • "So these assholes are gonna try and kill my ass." - a double!
  • Equip my gun, asswipe." - DSPing
  • "It is not thought-provoking, you fucking idiot. You gayass motherfucker." - reacting to ShillUp SHf review
  • "He's deepthroating Konami cock and he's liking it because he's gay. Gayass Australian motherfucker sucking Japanese cock." - ditto, the full quote is pure projection (just replace it with futa)
I might do this again, the numbers didn't satisfy me.
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Amazing! The newest Silent Hill f video has an even higher ass rate than the stream. It took him only two and a half minutes for the first "ass" to drop. We're seeing a total of 6 asses in 39 minutes. This means he said ass every SIX AND A HALF MINUTES on average! If we kept this ratio and multiplied it to match the stream length, we would be seeing ALMOST 61 ASSES in 394 minutes.

  • "...kills a bunch of grown-ass men and women." - Hinako lack of realism
  • "I guess she just beats them to death. She's that badass." - ditto
  • "If you flail with R1 and R2, you're going to get your ass beat in this game." - controls
  • "...attacks like a fucking Berserk Elden Ring enemy doing random ass shit." - enemy design
  • "So, he can actually combo your ass and deplete like half your health bar." - ditto
    • These last three have been said in a span of 20 SECONDS!
  • "...getting a huge ass brand on your back..." - marriage allegory
 
Seeing this thread turn around is like seeing a mass cult deprogramming. I am so proud of this cuckmunity.
Edit: I'm gay and in the wrong thread. Disregard me, I suck cocks.
 
Synth was right about Silent Hill f THOUGH
modern audiences think that growing up and getting married is horrifying trauma on the same level as losing your child or murdering your terminally ill wife like in Silent Hill 1 and 2 smdh . Get a grip
>but 1960s Japanese honol curtule
when as a woman ever killed a gone on a killing spree at her wedding because she didn't want to get married?
Another W for the top Synth.
 
the big new poster said:
Synth was right about Silent Hill f THOUGH
modern audiences think that growing up and getting married is horrifying trauma on the same level as losing your child or murdering your terminally ill wife like in Silent Hill 1 and 2 smdh . Get a grip
>but 1960s Japanese honol curtule
when as a woman ever killed a gone on a killing spree at her wedding because she didn't want to get married?
Another W for the top Synth.
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You fucking stupid triangle shit.
The thread about his content is in the games subforum.
This thread is why this piece of shit is.
 
Punished Slav said:
It's done.

The first "ass" was 9 minutes into the stream as a chat read; the first real one was 30 minutes in. Ironically, "shit" was much more common through the early parts of the stream. Plenty of head shakes as well. I'd say it was a bit below average in terms of pure "ass". However, the sheer homoeroticism makes up for it. This stream's grand total is 18 times in 6 hours and 34 minutes (discounting 14 minutes of AFK). He said "ass" every 38min 33sec on average.

EDIT: I forgot to add - he seems to say "ass" more often later into the stream. I guess it's because his brain returns to factory settings and turns gay.
  • "Quest for Korean ass" - read chat
  • "Gross-ass freaks." - regarding aliens
  • "Why would I wanna save the gross-ass fucks?" - ditto
  • "I mean, I still enjoyed ODST, but it's clear that parts of it were pretty halfass." - game talk
  • "I'm gonna contact my lawyers and sue your ass for this shit." - replying to chat saying "i'm racist"
  • "he generated like a hundred images of Nicocado Avocado's ass." - no clue about the context
  • "I ain't going to watch a boring ass dogshit propaganda video that's 90 minutes long." - on some blackpill video
  • "They got a race of nerds. Ugly ass alien nerds." - game commentary
  • "So, if your dad is a soy boy millennial fag who takes it up the ass..." - regarding modern father figures
  • "those are all crazy ass women who want to brainwash you into being a tranny." - about teachers
  • "You probably get fucked up the ass by, I don't know, everyone, because you're a faggot." - responding to chat
  • "Shut up, asswipe. I already did it." - speaking to a game character
  • "What a pain in the ass." - DSPing
  • "So these assholes are gonna try and kill my ass." - a double!
  • Equip my gun, asswipe." - DSPing
  • "It is not thought-provoking, you fucking idiot. You gayass motherfucker." - reacting to ShillUp SHf review
  • "He's deepthroating Konami cock and he's liking it because he's gay. Gayass Australian motherfucker sucking Japanese cock." - ditto, the full quote is pure projection (just replace it with futa)
I might do this again, the numbers didn't satisfy me.
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Alright. Done with the streams. He says he likely won't stream Yotei again and play it off-stream. As for the statistics:

PART 1​

Total runtime: 3 hours (26 minutes AFK excluded)
First ass: 18min in
Total asses: 23
Ass rate: 7min 49sec per ass (WHOA MAMA!)
  • "You just got to have generic asshole characters." - first enemies being irredeemably bad
  • "I can't even see a slice mark on his ass." - commentary on graphics
  • "This some yellow ranger ass shit." - colorcoded main character
  • "This some design by committee normie shit..." - playing instruments
  • "Yeah, beat my ass!" - getting hit on purpose in fighting tutorial
  • "Yeah, throw her on her fucking ass." - main character getting thrown out
  • "You can't look badass after that." - ditto
  • "Look at how fucking normie-ass-" - calling out overused tropes but interrupted by DSP
  • "Where's like, the ugly-ass motherfucker to hit on Atsu..." - speculating a feminist moment
  • "...women can be just as good as men, if not better, at being a samurai and a badass..." - modern propaganda
    • A MINUTE APART!
  • "...Hinako was a badass samurai once upon a time." - responding to paypigs
  • "Yeah, the voice acting's ass." - self-explanatory
  • "Oh my God, this random asshole's a badass!" - DOUBLE! talking about an NPC beating him
  • "She's so badass. She can have two swords, guys. Two." - new ability
  • "The problem with boring-ass games like this..." - talking about the game putting him to sleep
  • "No ass, like I thought." - examining main character's ass, or lack of thereof
  • "Yeah! Killer her ass!" - cheering on an NPC threatening to kill the main character
  • "And then you kill his ass." - imagining an omega-woke scene
  • "Do it! Kill his ass! He's based." - cutscene commentary
  • "The stanky-ass pussy so scary!" - scream ability commentary
  • "Oh my God, she's such a bad ass!" - game commentary, he pronounced the words very separately
  • "Randy Pitchford could only dream of being so badass as her."
    • Literally the next sentence.

PART 2​

Total runtime: 5 hours 1 minute (3 minutes 30 seconds AFK excluded)
First ass: 8min 30sec in
Total asses: 21 (might be more that I missed)
Ass rate: 14min 20sec per ass
  • "It sounds like it was supposed to be cheap-ass VR game..." - Alien: Rogue Incursion commentary
  • "Where's my ass-blasted Alejandro review?" - ditto
  • "Do we really wanna see her naked ass again so we can get more health?" - gameplay
  • "So badass, so girlboss" - reading chat
  • "I don't even believe that shit, kill her ass!" - hypothetical realistic dialogue
  • "...they never anally raped every premade IN REAL LIFE..." - Breakers cope
  • "You saved the other guy's ass." - chatter responding why Futaman won't refund the game
  • "Yeah, slaughter these random-ass motherfuckers." - gameplay commentary
  • "These old-ass rifles..." - ditto
  • "Thank God the stupid-ass normie fucks are finally waking up to some of that shit..." - ESG
  • "Your anus got jaded when your dad raped you..." - responding to chat
  • "In the old Superman movies, did Superman get his beaten into the ground ten times?" - movie talk
  • "I don't think Superman got an assbeating at least fives times..." - ditto
  • "I know Guy Gardner's an asshole..." - ditto
  • "...he wasn't even asshole-ish enough..." - ditto
    • Four asses in the last minute! The next is a minute later.
  • "...that's a good way to explain how Superman got an assbeating..." - ditto,
  • "In the Justice Leage movie he whoops ass, in Man Of Steel he whoops ass..." - ditto, double!
  • "They're gonna beat the bad guy's ass by themselves..." - ditto,
  • "...but some of these PC ports' been ass." - talking about PC vs console

COMBINED​

Total runtime: 8 hours 1 minute (29 minutes 30 seconds AFK excluded)
First ass: 18min in
Total asses: 44 (might be more that I missed)
Ass rate: 10min 54sec per ass

I also counted that he used the "no-damage" foid screech only TWICE (once each stream) outside of the tutorial. During the second stream he could use it but had no enemies left. Let's be generous and say he had it 3 times.
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Fun fact: YouTube closed captions censor the words "cripple" and "goy". Funny how that works.
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