Now that Fat Bear Week is coming to a conclusion, we need Amber to do a livestream talking about it (without realizing why that would be funny). She'd have a lively discussion, cause everybody loves the fat bears.
She can discuss the details of huge fat animals bingeeeen and gaineeen weight at a rapid pace. Look how they lumber slowly towards the Walmart candy aisle river, their tremendous bulk swaying side to side with each hurple stride! They glance warily at each other due to the danger, but the rich food ahead is worth the risk of the buffet salmon stream. They'll risk their lives to gorge on fast food fish.
They become hyperfocused on eating in the early Fall. It's a physiological state called "hyperphagia". Gorls Brown bears eat nearly around the clock. Amber Alaskan Brown Bears can gain up to 4 lbs a day.
"So, like, this big bear won. His name is like, literally, 'Chunk'. Oh my god, that's so hectic. And even a gross broken jaw couldn't stop him from eating and eating and eating. He's obsessed, you guys. He got, like so huge. I was like, WHAT?? How can he get that fat???"
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