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- Apr 18, 2020
Everyone loves bears because they probably smell better, are definitely more intelligent, and are absolutely cuter than Porkahontas here. A fully grown male brown bear wouldn't stand a chance against her in a 1v1 over a picnic basket though.Now that Fat Bear Week is coming to a conclusion, we need Amber to do a livestream talking about it (without realizing why that would be funny). She'd have a lively discussion, cause everybody loves the fat bears.
She can discuss the details of huge fat animals bingeeeen and gaineeen weight at a rapid pace. Look how they lumber slowly towards theWalmart candy aisleriver, their tremendous bulk swaying side to side with eachhurplestride! They glance warily at each other due to the danger, but the rich food ahead is worth the risk of thebuffetsalmon stream. They'll risk their lives to gorge onfast foodfish.
They become hyperfocused on eating in the early Fall. It's a physiological state called "hyperphagia".GorlsBrown bears eat nearly around the clock.AmberAlaskan Brown Bears can gain up to 4 lbs a day.
"So, like, this big bear won. His name is like, literally, 'Chunk'. Oh my god, that's so hectic. And even a gross broken jaw couldn't stop him from eating and eating and eating. He's obsessed, you guys. He got, like so huge. I was like, WHAT?? How can he get that fat???"
Anyway, nice to see that the break has done Amber good, for she has been losing weight (haha) and has been more productive (lol) than ever. Thank you for the moneeeey!