🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She's a grown woman and doesn't know you only need to pour a little bit of detergent.
You shouldn't put too much detergent as it can destroy your clothing due to the residual soap build up where that film traps odors and makes your clothing all stiff.
This also affects the drum of your washing machine by trapping mildew and other odors, the soapy build up leading to clogging, making the draining a lot weaker which causes your freshly washed clothes/towel and washing machine to smell bad with all that humidity and dampness being trapped inside.
This is also a massive waste of money, as you only need a little to get the job done due to the concentration of the detergent.

It should be safe to assume then that she doesn't smell not only of unwashed ass, but rather a concoction of mildew and mustiness.

Essentially: she stinky
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It's not hers so she doesn't give a fuck. Just like the mother's washcloths.
 
pippeyyy said:
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We all think she's using the seaweed to try to copy food videos she watches that make her fat ass happy, right? *Crunch*
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Yes, this entire “WFH” video set she’s doing is verbatim copied from Tiktok. Except those TT people likely have real jobs. Since she is constantly online you can bet on it that she’s just copying another creator that she watches. She has skinwalked multiple fat YTers and soooshul meeedia gorls that she watches, going as far back to Wipey era. Probably beforehand too.
 
Romeo is the only cat she shows because he's still a novelty, and because Wasabi is matted to fuck and every time she shows him people point it out. When shit hits the fan again, or a new feeder says they don't like cats much, Wasabi will explore too hard. Amber has had a bunch of pets in her lifetime, and I can't think of a single one that died from old age.
Her current content is giving sugar daddy vibes though. I dunno, it feels very precise to me, like someone told her specifically what to do.
 
General Woundwort said:
Romeo is the only cat she shows because he's still a novelty, and because Wasabi is matted to fuck and every time she shows him people point it out. When shit hits the fan again, or a new feeder says they don't like cats much, Wasabi will explore too hard. Amber has had a bunch of pets in her lifetime, and I can't think of a single one that died from old age.
Her current content is giving sugar daddy vibes though. I dunno, it feels very precise to me, like someone told her specifically what to do.
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Honestly, Wasabi going out and never coming back will be one good way to end everything he ever saw. Imagine living most of your life with a woman who doesn't brush your hair, does take you to the vet, has peepads instead of a litter box, hits you, neglects you, and so on. Him escaping will be such a taste of freedom. It'll all be peaceful.

On top of all this, Hamber only gives Romeo attention because he's small and young. Some owners adopt animals thinking that their pet will never grow old. When the animal matures, the owner starts abusing them. They'll neglect it, hurt it, abandon it. It's like how people want babies and not toddlers. Once Romeo ages, Hamber will ignore him like thrash, possibly getting a new pet afterwards.
 
Holy T_Rex said:
Honestly, do you think that a 35 years old morbidly obese bitch that has to fake having job to keep herself relevant and give herself importance, never had a real job, a drivers license, adult responsibilities, always relied on girlfriends and now mom, knows and gives a fuck about doing laundry correctly?
i imagine her smelling like the sebaceous stuff that sometimes ear lobes develop when you have them pierced and don't put earrings on for a while, a mix of rotten fat and skin dirt and shit. Plus a splash of perfume, extra raunchy
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Baby steps at this point. Just shower once a week pookie
 
Happy Little War Painter said:
How long in the cycle until we are back to vlogging tracking her weight on a calendar and writing in a (brand new) journal?
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I'll assume she's waiting for new years for that "new year new me" mentality, since she believes she can maintain for another 3 months. It's very probable cuz she wants the feeder back and the feeder doesn't want her around. Until she realizes that Emily was good for nothing, we have to wait. Again, it'll give it 3 months.
 
Happy Little War Painter said:
How long in the cycle until we are back to vlogging tracking her weight on a calendar and writing in a (brand new) journal?
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I think we are still in stage 2/3 of the Amber cycle. The one where she pretends she doesn't care about eating herself to death

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_scythe_ said:
I'll assume she's waiting for new years for that "new year new me" mentality, since she believes she can maintain for another 3 months. It's very probable cuz she wants the feeder back and the feeder doesn't want her around. Until she realizes that Emily was good for nothing, we have to wait. Again, it'll give it 3 months.
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Ugh I love that time of year im so excited lol. Its the ultimate Monday. The most first freshest start of the whole year. Fall/winter and new years climax of our little show is always best.

The new years resolutions and starting anew being socially encouraged helps her in her delusion and increases the high she gets from it. We see her every year solidly about 50 pounds heavier than the year before because of all the holiday eateeeen shes done over three months like an engorged bear preparing for winter. Its peak "new" consumption time and her last little bit before the big melt down and she disappears till February and its boring again.
 
It's the first of October gorls, the date that Amber told us her mentulz break would be over! What scintillating content will she treat us to? I personally am looking forward to a smug lecture about haydurs dissecting her fake and gay "work" videos and how we're all leeeeduhrully obsessed with her, with maybe a "What I Ate Today" and some half arsed vloggeeeen of her at bingo or moving things around her shelf (and I mean furniture) or some other exciting nontent.
 
I keep forgetting that Amber is like 5' 2". It boggles the mind how she can not only still pack on more pounds to the point her BMI would be in the normal range on the moon, but that her meager frame can support her at all while waddling (though likely not for much longer).

Truly, Mommalynn pawning off Flaberella's corpse to ballistics testing/a lab for ciggie money will be the biggest contribution to society either of them will have ever made.
 
Both she and Chantal are a testament to what an amazing feat of engineering the human body really is. Like most other structures would just collapse if they had 3 or 4 times their recommended weight piled on them, but somehow these gorls keep on truckin'.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
It's the first of October gorls, the date that Amber told us her mentulz break would be over! What scintillating content will she treat us to? I personally am looking forward to a smug lecture about haydurs dissecting her fake and gay "work" videos and how we're all leeeeduhrully obsessed with her, with maybe a "What I Ate Today" and some half arsed vloggeeeen of her at bingo or moving things around her shelf (and I mean furniture) or some other exciting nontent.
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I'm so excited for the target/amazon hauls of trick or treat sweets, only for her to binge on them all and keep buying more to replace what she's binged. Do you think she'll make up a story about how the kids in her apartment complex love her sooooooo much and alllll of her candy got taken from trick or treaters, she definitely didn't binge it all by herself guiyse. Ugh, this is by far one of my favourite times of year for Hambur. Just think. This time last year, she was driving to weesconseen and trying to move in with her feeder girlfriend (RIP Rarity <3). I can only imagine what this year's season will bring.
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I keep forgetting that Amber is like 5' 2". It boggles the mind how she can not only still pack on more pounds to the point her BMI would be in the normal range on the moon, but that her meager frame can support her at all while waddling (though likely not for much longer).

Truly, Mommalynn pawning off Flaberella's corpse to ballistics testing/a lab for ciggie money will be the biggest contribution to society either of them will have ever made.
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I'm around the same height as Amber, probably a bit taller. It's insane to me that she's so big. Due to my height, I can usually detect fairly easily if I've gained weight because I feel my frame ache more/sore joints etc. Her poor frame is probably screaming for help. I'm surprised her body hasn't caved in because of its size. I also think it's crazy that even if she did lose weight, she would probably have 80 pounds or more of loose skin. That's half a human's average weight just in loose skin. I honestly am more in shock that she's not bedbound at the moment. She's recorded herself (supposedly) walking Twinkie and going out to bingo, stuff she struggled to do when she was 550lbs+ with Becky. I'm just excited to see what content is coming our way this spooky season!

** Edit I severely overestimated the weight of loose skin, oopsies
 
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Hambers Dainty Hands said:
stuff she struggled to do when she was 550lbs+ with Becky.
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She struggled back into Krystle era, she just got 'smarter' at 'editing' and manipulating the few people that are still too new in girl world to know better or too stupid to understand what she's doing. Still, amazing that at her height and weight she's able to breathe without having a stroke.
 
Another iteration in the eating while "working" from home series.


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Like her shirt says: tragic.
 
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