DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
johnkimble123 said:
Phil revealed the mystery cologne from the DSP Smells It tease was a hot new scent that I'm sure nobody has heard of...

Davidoff Cool Water, I mean he would know it, came out in 1988 so he grew up with it as a child while playing Atari. Wild this was what he was trying to paywall... reviews of the cologne you get at TJ Maxx on discount as if nobody's ever heard of shit like that.

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He sperged about someone calling this cheap on tonight's Silent Hill f stream.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
I don't know why he's bitch so much about silent hill f other than the low support. He's whining that it doesn't take place in silent hill, when this is more focused on mythology. He's literally at a part where Kitsunes are trying to turn the main character into a fox monster, but he has no fucking clue what a cherry blossom is. Maybe if you took your fucking wife to japan you'd know this shit. I've never played a silent hill game but I can see what's going on by watching bits and pieces of his shitty playthrough where he's singing over these torture scenes.

Did he complain that Bioshock infinite didn't take place in rapture, cause this is the same shit.
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He also likes saying he played Silent Hill 4, but I genuinely don't think he realizes it didn't take place in Silent Hill either.
 
Phil devours bait about Silent Hill developers ruining the series and it turns into another racist anti-Japan rant that somehow spirals into his jealousy of Japanese fighting game players. Yes, he's still butthurt about Evo from 20 years ago.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
he has no fucking clue what a cherry blossom is.
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This right here is why DSP is such a good lolcow - he so amazingly ignorant about literally everything, it's honestly bizarre. He's like a caricature of a dumbass American, the sort of person you'd see as a side character in some lowbrow comedy movie from the early 2000's. Not knowing what a cherry blossom is is the sort of ignorance you would expect from a 20 something fratboy whose majoring in communications, not a 40 year old mature adult with a business degree and a mo-wife.
 
Silent Hill is one of my favorite series, and F is a fucking masterpiece. It's tied with 2 as the best game in the series imo. Ofcourse this contrarian retard hates it.
 
GoGoNoJo said:
This right here is why DSP is such a good lolcow - he so amazingly ignorant about literally everything, it's honestly bizarre. He's like a caricature of a dumbass American, the sort of person you'd see as a side character in some lowbrow comedy movie from the early 2000's. Not knowing what a cherry blossom is is the sort of ignorance you would expect from a 20 something fratboy whose majoring in communications, not a 40 year old mature adult with a business degree and a mo-wife.
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And as a person from the land of burgers, freedom, and school shootings, Phil is the ultimate stereotype that the world see us as. The thing that just irks the ever loving hell out of me is not only is he ignorant of the wider world, but also arrogant and claims he knows more than anyone else. I'm glad he never took mo-wife to Japan, as I'm sure he would've been on his phone most of the time playing gacha, muttering under his breath about the chicky-chang wangs, saying that Japanese food is "robust" to soulmaid, and bragging to everyone that he's Italian and that's "not real pizza, dood." and going "I had real pizza, I'm originally from the East Coast, mmkay." *Snort*

Least he'd fair better than Johnny Somali, if he did go.

EDIT: I forgot to mention this, but a dent asked Phil if he would convert to Islam for $100 million dollars.
Phil: "With a steady paycheck, I'll believe anything you say."

Hear that MbS - Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud - if you give Phil $100 million dollars, he'll convert. Which we all know won't happen, as dealing with pigs is considered haram.
 
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Why isn't Phil playing Borderlands 4? Found the perfect gun for him today - the Begging Roach

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Beverly Sutphin said:
EDIT: I forgot to mention this, but a dent asked Phil if he would convert to Islam for $100 million dollars.
Phil: "With a steady paycheck, I'll believe anything you say."

Hear that MbS - Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud - if you give Phil $100 million dollars, he'll convert. Which we all know won't happen, as dealing with pigs is considered haram.
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I think it's haram for the Muslims to allow a pig in the mosque. Roaches are ok, but definitely no pigs, therefore, no pigroaches allowed.
 
LTG is roasting his ass right now, holy shit.
Some summary

- Weekends at burnie's looking ass
- Makes fun of his hairline and hair corners
- tells him he needs to wear a fedora
- makes fun of his Hawaiian shirt outfit
- makes fun of his weird facial hair
- tells him he's afraid of going to a public gym
- Tells him he's obsessed and wants the BBC

Updated more insults
- makes fun of his webcam (2008 webcam)
- thinning hair
- Michael Keaton haircut
- feels sorry for him because of how he looks and hairline
- when he looks at me there's a jolt in his cock
- feels like hes looking at someone on a registry list (PDF)
- Tells him he needs 50k and two reps of 315 on bench press & 315 twice on squats, all has to be recorded at the gym in public

LOL
 
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INirvana said:
LTG is roasting his ass right now, holy shit.
Some summary

- Weekends at burnie's looking ass
- Makes fun of his hairline and hair corners
- tells him he needs to wear a fedora
- makes fun of his Hawaiian shirt outfit
- makes fun of his weird facial hair
- tells him he's afraid of going to a public gym
- Tells him he's obsessed and wants the BBC

Updated more insults
- makes fun of his webcam (2008 webcam)
- thinning hair
- Michael Keaton haircut
- feels sorry for him because of how he looks and hairline
- when he looks at me there's a jolt in his cock
- feels like hes looking at someone on a registry list (PDF)
- Tells him he needs 50k and two reps of 315 on bench press & 315 twice on squats, all has to be recorded at the gym in public

LOL
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Pretty boring and stale diss. I'm disappointed in LTG. But so is his daughter.
 
Phil can’t really make fun of anybody’s situation when he sits in an office that’s essentially set up to be an oven, for hours at a time.

If you are ever willingly sitting in a room that is 85 degrees, you’ve fucked up. Or you’re an alien. Especially when it’s at least 15 degrees hotter in there than it is outside.
 
INirvana said:
- Tells him he needs 50k and two reps of 315 on bench press & 315 twice on squats, all has to be recorded at the gym in public
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There is no way on earth for as long as we live that Phil is benching 315 once.

If I had to guess, he's likely doing a 3x5 sets of 100-110lbs and calling it a day.
 
DerelictOnion said:
Might not be particularly interesting to us, but to Phil it is definitely not just a Tuesday. Imagine the horror of your secret crush roasting you publicly. Kat is crying downstairs.
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Horror? That's exactly what he wanted. This beef should have remained one-sided, with Phil venting his frustrations and crying about it in LTG troll video comment sections.

Now his faggy little disses have been acknowledged and responded to.

DSP wins again. :tomgirl:
 
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