I hate to double post like a Neger, but we already have one.
hes so insufferable when he has to over-exaggerate his reactions.
In 12 months if anyone brings up this fitness shit he'll say "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about or why you're bringing up workout shit on a gaming stream you fucking moron, *incredulous HAHA*, fuckin idiot..."
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Self admitted King Snake is obviously lying, Its insane how people buy into it lmao.
Well that, but also I think the covid era never really ended for the hermit philip. He still brings it up from time to time and it's just another excuse to be lazy and never go out.
Man the dsp smells it meltdown exposed his boomerism so much, no one but boomers and jeets care about cologne especially not his basement dwelling dents.
like all of them. A marathon of begging.
Sooooooooooooo you don't believe he was going for day 1 views at 8 months old?
Even more twisted when you realize it's all lies.
Don't forget to drain your testosterone beforehand too.
he knows not what this means. Shocking I know.
Everyday is his own form of it.
Ah. So khet is a beluga whale by day and she tapers off to a swimsuit model at night.
He uses a guide to get through daily life.
Jasper pissed on his clothes again.
I doubt anybody here actually believed it with how quick posters were to call it out. The only people that seem to believe it are the larpers in his Kick chat and the actual dents in his YT chat.
He'll just say a lot of people behind the scenes thought it would be cool if he wore hats during his streams like the old days when people could donate and he'd wear one and so he decided to give them what they want, but he's a "mature adult" and he won't put them behind a paywall so he can wear them right the stream starts.
He's also trying to catch up to Max Dood, who started working out maybe a year or two ago. He's everything Phil thinks he is.
Christ, I'm used to Phil being a couple years late to the party like with Gollum and Kong, but he's over a decade late with the rest of those games. Hell almost two decades for some. I'm sure Phil had some completely original commentary to add on a game like Action52
Imagine being a gymbro but not actually going to the gym. Phil knows that real gymbros would make fun of him to no end.
Makes Ricky Berwick look like Mr. Olympia
He just retold 20 year old AVGN jokes during Action 52
