The Sacrifices by Alexander Kattke - The Official @BrunoMattei Grieving Thread

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Judge Holden said:
Mistuh Nasneed if you would be so kind?
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Not even close to being an e-celeb but the spirit still holds true
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Tablet County said:
I'll never understand pissing in bottles when you have a fully functional bathroom. Like, if you have a job that involves you watching something for several hours at a time to see if there's any minute, blink-and-you-miss-it changes that's one thing. But sitting in your room doing jack shit?
Although, I guess I'm assuming that Bruno had a fully functional bathroom.
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Even then, why actually hoard piss bottles? This isn't even like when you keep broken things and pretend some day you are going to fix them or use them for parts. They're bottles of piss, dude. Just like, empty them out.
 
thhrang said:
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>Stock case
>Stock cooler
>HDD
>Non-modular PSU cable puke

Bruno treats his computer like a shitbox. I think the only ones I've seen that are worse are the ones with the components strapped to a milk crate with zip ties. His PC literally has shag carpet lining the bottom made entirely of dust, lint & hair. I shouldn't say I'm surprised, he seems to treat everything like shit.
 
YWNBAM said:
but I feel like if he just had someone by his side to give him a wake-up slap or two, he could have had a chance to climb out of the mental prison he built for himself.
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Multiple people on the site were doing this for him. He had people he would dm and talk to. If you tried to help there would be a pity party vibe and he’d just try to get you to feel bad as well. Discussing solutions wasn’t really his cup of tea.
 
Relinquish said:
  • His great ambition is to become the owner and CEO of a rape factory
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The problem for him was that its hard to get those jobs. Its all Boomers in their late 70s. I guess he could have tried to climb the cooperate later as opposed to the whole vomit roach thing (also "Rape Factory" is the most High School thing I've heard lol)
Relinquish said:
  • Wrote about sending someone a copy of Daisy's Destruction (A literal CP video of a child who's not even a year old being raped) as an April Fools prank. Bruno most likely didn't do it, but for some reason, he felt compelled to write this in his manifesto
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How and why the fuck does something like this exist?
 
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Bruno treats his computer like a shitbox. I think the only ones I've seen that are worse are the ones with the components strapped to a milk crate with zip ties. His PC literally has shag carpet lining the bottom made entirely of dust, lint & hair. I shouldn't say I'm surprised, he seems to treat everything like shit.
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How is that even possible? My first PC was built out of junk from my job and originally in a literal pizza box and it wasn't filthy (and I eventually Ship of Theseused it over the course of a year or two into an actually slick looking machine).
 
Reminds me of Suicide Note by Mitchell Heisman
Equally self regarding and convinced of its own genius. Except Heisman was more philosophically minded while Mattei appears to have the mental capacity of a 15 year old.


Suicide is only a cheat code for fame if you are already kinda famous. Then its tragic. Otherwise you're just a looser who had nothing else to live for.
 
Hunter S Thompson had the best suicide note. Short, quick and mildly thought provoking.


No More Games. No More bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt.
 
Whatisgoingon said:
Remember people, don't go schizo and kill yourself, drink hefeweizens instead.
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What a coincidence, I had one from a local brewery myself! Two Brother's Ebel's Weiss.
Mmemes said:
Wow I guess I wasn't the only one then? I seriously thought Bruno was some older dude who had a career and shit but was just a bit spergy about horror films because he saw the heyday of giallo films (that's Italian horror films the early prototype to slashers as we know them today) and he was just the type of old man who might scare kids off his porch on Halloween. Not a massive edgelord that he apparently was. It's crazy how you can be on the internet for years and think you know everything but no you get taken for a ride every once in awhile when you should've known better. 🤔
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I'm not really sure what to think about the people who post here. It might be genuine honesty or just some strange in-character kayfabe when it comes to how they interact on the site. The first weird interaction I had with him was during movie nights and I made mention of meeting the director of a shitty movie and shared a picture of it, then he started sending me messages as if I pissed him off? Thankfully I was drunk and ignored him, but something about a movie called Black Devil Doll from Hell really made him upset. Speaking of which, what happened to that Mr. Popo guy?
 
TV's Adam West said:
I think he was pissed off because nobody really was liking that movie when he forced us to watch it for kiwi.
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This is why I generally stay off any offsite Kiwi gathering, or at least don't get involved in it too much (I did enjoy watching The Room and Initial D there). It always turns into some weird incestuous clusterfuck and virtually every wave of bloodletting permabans somehow originates offsite.

Also it's depressing to find someone you've had reasonably pleasant interactions with is a gigantic retarded degen.
 
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