DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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    Votes: 183 82.4%

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The funniest part about all this is that the Saudis have been the second biggest investors in Twitter after Musk, but Phil doesn't make a peep about it. Back when it was public, they owned ~23% of the shares which was the sole biggest amount iirc

And from what I can tell it isn't just the Saudis buying it out, it's a consortium of SPI, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners so it's not like bin Salman has 100% control over EA or anything, which defeats his entire rant
 
His entire life really is his curated twitter feed which is populated by whatever the fuck Wario64 and his dickriders post. He is totally disconnected from even normal social media stuff let alone the real world and it's clearly causing him issues.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
The last horse crosses the finish line. Too bad he hasn't figured out that everything he says is cringeworthy. Or the fact that he's still a glorified parasite by aping the Casino with his begging segments.

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He stands for everything then stands for nothing. He uses something then claims it is cringe later or straight up will lie and said "i never said that and people are idiots if you believe it because it's drama"

Why Phil is such an interesting case story on the internet is because even Chris had things he stuck by even if they kind of changed and got warped years later. Phil has the most confusing history ever because he cannot help but to lie for weird reasons. When everything you every do is cringe and stupid what exactly do you do? It really is a wonder what his dents even see in him because if you believe everything he says there is no reason to interact with anything this man does.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
His entire life really is his curated twitter feed which is populated by whatever the fuck Wario64 and his dickriders post. He is totally disconnected from even normal social media stuff let alone the real world and it's clearly causing him issues.
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I would say his Twitter is definitely a lot of edgelord/cringy isolationist takes, as that's how he is, scared of anything that is the unknown. All his politics takes were weird social media shit like calling PETA racist. He also name dropped Matt Walsh, which funny enough has said a lot of the things Phil regurgitates. He is definitely somebody who cannot discern real life from online shit.
 
"My content is about escaping from all of this stuff" *spends entire podcast being uninformed about every possible situation* This shit just isn't watchable even if you want to hear his takes on stuff he knows actually nothing and even admits he didn't check anything it's just "what he heard"

Scared to play Yotei cause this stuff might come up but will talk about it for an entire podcast? Make it make sense!
 
johnkimble123 said:
I would say his Twitter is definitely a lot of edgelord/cringy isolationist takes, as that's how he is, scared of anything that is the unknown. All his politics takes were weird social media shit like calling PETA racist. He also name dropped Matt Walsh, which funny enough has said a lot of the things Phil regurgitates. He is definitely somebody who cannot discern real life from online shit.
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Phil has spent so long holed away from society that there is no difference between Phil Burnell and DSP *space* Gaming. It isn't surprising that the inverse also holds true.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
"My content is about escaping from all of this stuff" *spends entire podcast being uninformed about every possible situation* This shit just isn't watchable even if you want to hear his takes on stuff he knows actually nothing and even admits he didn't check anything it's just "what he heard"

Scared to play Yotei cause this stuff might come up but will talk about it for an entire podcast? Make it make sense!
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It's why DSPolitics was so awful, we all wanted the brain dead takes but were not ready for how bad the brain dead takes would be, as he's so uninformed about things that there wasn't even an argument behind them.
 
This dipshit is trying to bring back jiggling keys for his dents in a desperate attempt to wring more money.
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Lord_Point said:
This is what we could have had with DSP politics, pure uncut retardation, too bad when he did dsp politics he only did retarded luke warm fence sitting takes.
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That's what we had with DSPahlitics. Today's Saudi rant was just as full of fence sitting, weird moon logic and contradicting himself between sentences as the DSPahlitics show from months ago. "WE CAN'T STAND FOR THIS MUH HUMAN RIGHTS SAUDIS EVIL" pivoted straight into "well uuuuh we can't do anything so what's the point just consume the Saudi sloppa."
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
That's what we had with DSPahlitics. Today's Saudi rant was just as full of fence sitting, weird moon logic and contradicting himself between sentences as the DSPahlitics show from months ago. "WE CAN'T STAND FOR THIS MUH HUMAN RIGHTS SAUDIS EVIL" pivoted straight into "well uuuuh we can't do anything so what's the point just consume the Saudi sloppa."
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"LGBT COULD BE REMOVED FROM GAMES! DO YOU REALIZE THAT?" "Without SA we wouldn't have any gas so we can't just boycott!" "They executed people for speech!" "Nothing we can do we need their oil sadly"

He is just insane man he makes wings look smart at this point. He was surprised that the group paid a 10% premium for EA... well if you want something that maybe isn't up for sale you have to offer a premium dipshit.

It was funny on restreams when he was talking about people being arrested for twitter posts everyone was spamming about the UK and laughing at them at least.
 
After losing to a level 3/10 AI Charmy the Bee, Phil is now treatening a rage/wage quit combo for Sonic Racing, while yelling at chat who wants online, claiming only trolls want him to play multiplayer.
 
🚨 RED ALERT! RED ALERT! 🚨

Sonic Racing Crossworlds is on the wagequit chopping block after NO support AT ALL during """gameplay"""". DSP is demanding support RIGHT NOW, or else he will drop the game:



Viewers want him to play online, but he's refusing and autistically trying to complete all offline content first. Nothing he can do, though, he's doing everything correct.

EDIT:

Comes back with an instant "GeE, i GuEss yOu DoN't wAnT tHis gAmE" guilt-trip, and decides to play online after all:



Remember: this shell of a man was scolding people for being upset about small things less than 3 hours ago.

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This horrifically bad """gameplay""" is what people get as a reward for wanting online multiplayer:

 
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Comma said:
🚨 RED ALERT! RED ALERT! 🚨

Sonic Racing Crossworlds is on the wagequit chopping block after NO support at all during """gameplay"""". DSP is demanding support, or else he will drop the game:

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Viewers want him to play online, but he's refusing and autistically trying to complete all offline content first. Nothing he could do, though, he's doing everything correct.
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Imagine being a miserable piece of shit, and retards still hanging on and watching you be an asshole.

Who does that?!
 
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